#rambl

[etirabys]

We just moved to the Bay, which means it’s an unusually good time for 81k to change his (very common, high-collision) name.

81k, scrolling through name lists: Oh… it’s a shame I have cat named Juniper, because it fits my preferences well.

me: You have the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

81k: No. I am not naming myself after my cat.

me: You're not naming yourself after your cat, you're naming yourself in parallel to your cat.

Other lines of argument I tried on him:

She's lower status than you. She should change her name.

No one here has even met Juniper yet.

What about your legacy? Do you want to increase your chances of having a Wikipedia page?

Okay, you might have named yourself after your cat in a chronological sense, but it wouldn't be true in a causal sense.

What would Nietzsche say?

[domutkniecie]

Gonna get back to playing disco elysium because kim kasturagi is a very fine man

[orchuris]

every big fan server has at least one of - that one w h i m s i c a l guy :3 - ‘tired of your shit. yes yours. stop it’ - someone who’s never played/watched/listened to the media but vibes with out of context takes nonetheless - guy who’s just there bc their partner/friend/other person they know is there - ‘i joined by accident but i like the emotes ig..’ - hardcore fan. can name everyone who made the media - guy who lives in the meme channel

[you-are-an-idiot-hah]

I keep seeing Miku drawn as different nationalities, and I gotta say, that's fucking awesome.

I love the inclusivity, I like the different styles and cultures they're doing for her ,they make her look gorgeous as always.

I really love it.

And whomever made Florida Miku, that's fucking hilarious and I love it sm

[lackingdaisies]

can i just say that i love it when @lordofdestructionm tags me in vikdecai posts

like i’m one of the gang 🥲🥲🥲

[etiragram]

3h ago I was half naked, starving, feral, hunched over paper cutouts in the living room, manually running a k-clustering algorithm on suboptimal wetware to determine wedding seating

trying to crunch like 10 tables ("the conservative table", "the tumblr table", "the misophonia table", "the korean table", "the entrepreneur table", "the young people table", "the baby lover table"...) into a mere 5

[scarubaru]

I fully support anyone and everyone who pisses in public in urban areas. Mayhap the streets wouldn't smell like piss if public restrooms were made readily available?

[eightyonekilograms]

Something about Apple makes people uniquely vulnerable to idiotic clickbait, which is especially annoying because pointing it out always makes me feel scummy for stanning the world's richest corporation, but it has to be done.

"We hit the new iPhone 15 Pro with a blowtorch, then attacked it with an exacto knife, THEN bent it as hard as we could in the middle, and the glass cracked! LMAO MAJOR FAIL." the fuck?

[space-spoon]

ramblening time @t0ast-the-gh0st

we got one character that is probably mentally ill and kind of out of touch with people, growing up in a rich family being privately tutored with only a few friends their parents made them have for the sake of looking normal, they would grow to be fascinated with taboo things like violence since they were very sheltered from it (yet that only made them more interested, eventually they desensitized themselves to it and now they can't really tell if something is bad or not, although they do have a baseline of "don't stab people")

this character becomes almost obsessed over this person put in jail for killing someone, to the point they pay money to the police to get them out of jail (this transaction was illegal, but hey money is money)

the person who was put in jail, was really just framed for the murder (when it was just manslaughter) of their dad, their dad was emotionally and verbally abusive, yet they had no evidence to say they were defending themselves and their dad's friend defended him and even set up fake evidence so it looked like a planned murder.

this character came out of jail and was basically homeless (they spent about 2 years there, and had no home to go to, except of course the first character's)

they didn't really have a choice if they were going to stay or not but they didn't really mind staying in a giant rich families' house, until that first character started to act weird, and ask a bunch of questions about the murder

uh another character was the friend of the character who got put in jail, they're trying to start a band and kind of got really upset about that other character going to jail but figured they should keep going with life. this character got an apartment with another band member who has a job and probably pays a lot more of the rent, but this other band member kind of unintentionally manipulates them and leads them on, they start to realize it's not very healthy, they try to make it healthier for both people

uhjchftdtdfshcvjhikvjvjvjbjvjvjvufufjv I SHOULD GET NAMES I'll draw them later I like their designs in my head I hope they work out

AFSGSGZHXHDFHGGHN TELL ME ANY ADVICE OR COOL IDEAS FOR THEM OK??? , HC

[glassdoll4429]

Rambl

I had a series of dreams for a while where you couldn't go outside or leave your lights on past 9pm because "Santa" would get you. The last of which I made a the mistake of staying out past 9 to help some scientists, and I started hearing explosions.

I did the obvious right thing and ran for my life leaving those Scientists to die, and went indoors, TURNING THE LIGHTS ON TO THE HOUSE AS I WENT.

The explosions got nearer and nearer. I began to tremble in fear, one of the scientists had escaped and his in the house with me and she whispered "She's here." then a fat as fuck Indian woman with a bazooka blasted the door down saying "Come out for Santa!" (she didn't have an accent) and started blowing shit up.

Eventually she found me said "Fresh meat" and aimed the bazooka at my head. I woke up.

[etirabys]

beavers have the lifestyle that most children dream of. dig and travel through underwater canals. dam a river and flood the local woodlands. stomp mud into dam to seal. swim to flooded trees and destroy them. live in a secret hideout with a underwater entrance. full ownership over an engineering project

[babieshowclown]

THE WAY ELQUACKITY HAD LIKE AN WHOLE PLAN TO KILL THE OTHER CANIDATES AND WANTED TO COLLAB WITH SLIME AND HIS ASS JUST DIED dam :[

[orchuris]

i love how tumblr’s way of fighting back/standing up for themselves is yuri/yaoi

[you-are-an-idiot-hah]

Mm thinking about how regretevatoe Lampert camr to be

Like, he was probably produced in a factory, but was he always sentient, did he always have thoughts

Did they make him with thoughts, or the intention of him having them on his own.

Maybe he was made for a specific purpose but it didn't work because he became sentient idk bro I'm gonna explode

[lackingdaisies]

took a nap this afternoon and

y’all

i dreamt that tracy confirmed viktor as bisexual… and his boyfriend was fuckin,,, captain kehoe,,,