#ramze$s

[dudebropartysassacre3]

You live wi(h o)her fuschias, yes? How are you no( dead.

We’re very progre$$ssive around )(ere

[dudebropartysassacre3]

Damn, w][ic][ one? Mo$st of t][e fuc][$sia$s on t][i$s fuckin $scyt][e are bonker$s.

There appears to be One (1) other sane fuchsia on Grumblr. I shall nod along in agreeance until some off the wall shit happens.

[cleverhottubmiracle]

Every week, new music arrives like waves. Some barely ripple, while others crash with unforgettable force. This week, however, the soundscape is nothing short of electric, buzzing with fresh releases that explore themes of love, resilience, ambition, and cultural pride. Leading the charge is Davido’s emotionally charged “Offa Me,” a standout collaboration with Grammy-winning singer-songwriter Victoria Monét. Pulled from Davido’s newly released fifth album, 5ive, the track seamlessly blends Afrobeats with lush R&B inflections. The result? A soulful, genre-bending anthem that showcases Davido’s artistic evolution, while Monét’s ethereal vocals elevate the song to a whole new level. Then, across the Atlantic, Leon Thomas joins forces with Halle on “Rather Be,” an R&B slow-burner that feels tailor-made for late nights and candlelight. Vulnerable, raw, and exquisitely performed, it’s a powerful reminder that heartfelt storytelling is still alive and well in the genre. But Leon and Halle aren’t the only ones making waves. In just a few days, listeners have been treated to a stunning mix of tracks that bridge continents, shift moods, and blur genre lines. From the fiery intensity of Nigerian rap to the introspective pull of conscious soul, here are the releases shaking up the music scene this week. Check out the top 5 trending new songs by Black artists released this week… #1. Davido ft Victoria Monét – Offa Me Davido continues to cement his status as one of Afrobeats’ global heavyweights with “Offa Me,” a standout gem from his newly released album, 5ive. The track unfolds as a slow-burning, emotionally rich groove where themes of vulnerability, connection, and longing take center stage. Davido’s signature mix of streetwise charisma and emotional honesty shines through, pulling listeners into a confessional space that feels both intimate and universal. Enter Victoria Monét, whose velvety vocals offer a soulful counterpoint. Her presence on the track isn’t just a feature—it’s a conversation. She responds with quiet strength and romantic yearning, gliding effortlessly across the lush production and deepening the song’s emotional texture. Together, Davido and Monét create a push-pull dynamic that feels like two hearts in negotiation. Sonically layered and deeply felt, “Offa Me” is a testament to the magic that happens when Afrobeats meets R&B at its most soulful. #2. Leon Thomas ft. Halle – Rather Be On “Rather Be,” Leon Thomas dives headfirst into a deeper, more introspective lane, delivering an R&B ballad that aches with vulnerability. From the opening line—“I’d rather be alone than in a broken home”—the emotional stakes are clear. The song casts a melancholic spell that lingers long after the last note, thanks in no small part to Halle’s hypnotic presence. The production channels classic soul sensibilities, layering in subtle funk grooves and sweeping cinematic strings to create a sound that feels both timeless and raw. Halle’s ethereal harmonies don’t just complement Leon’s verses—they wrap around them, adding texture and tension in all the right places. The chemistry between the two is electric yet restrained, allowing the emotion to take the lead. What makes “Rather Be” so compelling is its emotional candor. It’s the kind of track that speaks loudest in the quiet—an anthem for anyone who’s chosen peace over pain. #3. 17 (Alex Iwobi) ft. ODUMODUBLVCK & Ramz – Hop Out In one of 2025’s most unexpected musical crossovers, footballer Alex Iwobi (now performing under the moniker 17) makes a bold debut with “Hop Out,” teaming up with rap juggernaut ODUMODUBLVCK and UK spitter Ramz. The result? A bass-heavy, genre-blurring banger that fuses Nigerian street-hop with UK grime and drill, all delivered with an unapologetic edge. What’s most surprising, though, is Iwobi’s presence on the mic. Far from a novelty feature, he dives into the gritty soundscape with remarkable confidence and conviction, sounding less like a newcomer and more like a rising force. ODUMODUBLVCK, true to form, unleashes his verses with militant precision and an unpredictable cadence that keeps you on your toes. Meanwhile, the beat pounds like a war drum, fueling the track’s relentless drive. More than just a song, “Hop Out” feels like a statement. It channels the energy of a new generation—one unafraid to blur the lines between sports, music, and identity. In today’s Nigeria, where art refuses to be boxed in, this track is both a cultural flex and a sonic rebellion. #4. JID – WRK American rapper JID takes a raw, introspective turn on “WRK,” the lead single from his upcoming mixtape God Does Like Ugly. Renowned for his labyrinthine rhyme schemes and shape-shifting delivery, JID peels back the curtain on the emotional toll of relentless ambition. “I missed my sister’s wedding ’cause I had to get this record done” isn’t just a line—it’s a gut-punch confession that lays bare the sacrifices behind the success. The production, courtesy of PLUSS and Christo, is both eerie and elegant, pairing jittery percussion with atmospheric synths to create a moody canvas. But it’s JID’s performance that commands attention. His flow is a masterclass in control and chaos, ducking, weaving, and lunging through bars like a prizefighter in the ring. There’s vulnerability here, yes—but also a sharpened edge, a sense that the stakes have never been higher. “WRK” isn’t just a banger. It’s a meditation on purpose, pressure, and the price of greatness. And in the process, JID reminds us that conscious rap can still cut deep and move crowds. #5. Shoday ft. Ayo Maff – PURR Closing out the week on a lighter, more melodic note is “Purr” by Shoday, featuring rising talent Ayo Maff. This breezy Afro-fusion jam hits the sweet spot between emotional depth and easy-listening appeal, making it an instant addition to any feel-good playlist. Shoday’s vocals float effortlessly over the beat, relaxed but impactful, with a tone that feels both intimate and effortlessly cool. Ayo Maff steps in with just the right energy, delivering a catchy verse that adds contrast without disrupting the track’s laid-back vibe. The production is lush and intentional—layered percussion, delicate piano chords, and a bouncy bassline give “Purr” its polished, replay-worthy shine. It’s the kind of song that doesn’t demand your attention—it earns it slowly, play after play. 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[norajworld]

Every week, new music arrives like waves. Some barely ripple, while others crash with unforgettable force. This week, however, the soundscape is nothing short of electric, buzzing with fresh releases that explore themes of love, resilience, ambition, and cultural pride. Leading the charge is Davido’s emotionally charged “Offa Me,” a standout collaboration with Grammy-winning singer-songwriter Victoria Monét. Pulled from Davido’s newly released fifth album, 5ive, the track seamlessly blends Afrobeats with lush R&B inflections. The result? A soulful, genre-bending anthem that showcases Davido’s artistic evolution, while Monét’s ethereal vocals elevate the song to a whole new level. Then, across the Atlantic, Leon Thomas joins forces with Halle on “Rather Be,” an R&B slow-burner that feels tailor-made for late nights and candlelight. Vulnerable, raw, and exquisitely performed, it’s a powerful reminder that heartfelt storytelling is still alive and well in the genre. But Leon and Halle aren’t the only ones making waves. In just a few days, listeners have been treated to a stunning mix of tracks that bridge continents, shift moods, and blur genre lines. From the fiery intensity of Nigerian rap to the introspective pull of conscious soul, here are the releases shaking up the music scene this week. Check out the top 5 trending new songs by Black artists released this week… #1. Davido ft Victoria Monét – Offa Me Davido continues to cement his status as one of Afrobeats’ global heavyweights with “Offa Me,” a standout gem from his newly released album, 5ive. The track unfolds as a slow-burning, emotionally rich groove where themes of vulnerability, connection, and longing take center stage. Davido’s signature mix of streetwise charisma and emotional honesty shines through, pulling listeners into a confessional space that feels both intimate and universal. Enter Victoria Monét, whose velvety vocals offer a soulful counterpoint. Her presence on the track isn’t just a feature—it’s a conversation. She responds with quiet strength and romantic yearning, gliding effortlessly across the lush production and deepening the song’s emotional texture. Together, Davido and Monét create a push-pull dynamic that feels like two hearts in negotiation. Sonically layered and deeply felt, “Offa Me” is a testament to the magic that happens when Afrobeats meets R&B at its most soulful. #2. Leon Thomas ft. Halle – Rather Be On “Rather Be,” Leon Thomas dives headfirst into a deeper, more introspective lane, delivering an R&B ballad that aches with vulnerability. From the opening line—“I’d rather be alone than in a broken home”—the emotional stakes are clear. The song casts a melancholic spell that lingers long after the last note, thanks in no small part to Halle’s hypnotic presence. The production channels classic soul sensibilities, layering in subtle funk grooves and sweeping cinematic strings to create a sound that feels both timeless and raw. Halle’s ethereal harmonies don’t just complement Leon’s verses—they wrap around them, adding texture and tension in all the right places. The chemistry between the two is electric yet restrained, allowing the emotion to take the lead. What makes “Rather Be” so compelling is its emotional candor. It’s the kind of track that speaks loudest in the quiet—an anthem for anyone who’s chosen peace over pain. #3. 17 (Alex Iwobi) ft. ODUMODUBLVCK & Ramz – Hop Out In one of 2025’s most unexpected musical crossovers, footballer Alex Iwobi (now performing under the moniker 17) makes a bold debut with “Hop Out,” teaming up with rap juggernaut ODUMODUBLVCK and UK spitter Ramz. The result? A bass-heavy, genre-blurring banger that fuses Nigerian street-hop with UK grime and drill, all delivered with an unapologetic edge. What’s most surprising, though, is Iwobi’s presence on the mic. Far from a novelty feature, he dives into the gritty soundscape with remarkable confidence and conviction, sounding less like a newcomer and more like a rising force. ODUMODUBLVCK, true to form, unleashes his verses with militant precision and an unpredictable cadence that keeps you on your toes. Meanwhile, the beat pounds like a war drum, fueling the track’s relentless drive. More than just a song, “Hop Out” feels like a statement. It channels the energy of a new generation—one unafraid to blur the lines between sports, music, and identity. In today’s Nigeria, where art refuses to be boxed in, this track is both a cultural flex and a sonic rebellion. #4. JID – WRK American rapper JID takes a raw, introspective turn on “WRK,” the lead single from his upcoming mixtape God Does Like Ugly. Renowned for his labyrinthine rhyme schemes and shape-shifting delivery, JID peels back the curtain on the emotional toll of relentless ambition. “I missed my sister’s wedding ’cause I had to get this record done” isn’t just a line—it’s a gut-punch confession that lays bare the sacrifices behind the success. The production, courtesy of PLUSS and Christo, is both eerie and elegant, pairing jittery percussion with atmospheric synths to create a moody canvas. But it’s JID’s performance that commands attention. His flow is a masterclass in control and chaos, ducking, weaving, and lunging through bars like a prizefighter in the ring. There’s vulnerability here, yes—but also a sharpened edge, a sense that the stakes have never been higher. “WRK” isn’t just a banger. It’s a meditation on purpose, pressure, and the price of greatness. And in the process, JID reminds us that conscious rap can still cut deep and move crowds. #5. Shoday ft. Ayo Maff – PURR Closing out the week on a lighter, more melodic note is “Purr” by Shoday, featuring rising talent Ayo Maff. This breezy Afro-fusion jam hits the sweet spot between emotional depth and easy-listening appeal, making it an instant addition to any feel-good playlist. Shoday’s vocals float effortlessly over the beat, relaxed but impactful, with a tone that feels both intimate and effortlessly cool. Ayo Maff steps in with just the right energy, delivering a catchy verse that adds contrast without disrupting the track’s laid-back vibe. The production is lush and intentional—layered percussion, delicate piano chords, and a bouncy bassline give “Purr” its polished, replay-worthy shine. It’s the kind of song that doesn’t demand your attention—it earns it slowly, play after play. 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[dudebropartysassacre3]

Fig][t! Fig][t! Fig][t!

write your will you fucking dumbasss

H(-)w unkind and rude! Please d(-) n(-)t swear ar(-)und Iamcet. He has had a l(-)ng day. X)

[chilimili212]

Every week, new music arrives like waves. Some barely ripple, while others crash with unforgettable force. This week, however, the soundscape is nothing short of electric, buzzing with fresh releases that explore themes of love, resilience, ambition, and cultural pride. Leading the charge is Davido’s emotionally charged “Offa Me,” a standout collaboration with Grammy-winning singer-songwriter Victoria Monét. Pulled from Davido’s newly released fifth album, 5ive, the track seamlessly blends Afrobeats with lush R&B inflections. The result? A soulful, genre-bending anthem that showcases Davido’s artistic evolution, while Monét’s ethereal vocals elevate the song to a whole new level. Then, across the Atlantic, Leon Thomas joins forces with Halle on “Rather Be,” an R&B slow-burner that feels tailor-made for late nights and candlelight. Vulnerable, raw, and exquisitely performed, it’s a powerful reminder that heartfelt storytelling is still alive and well in the genre. But Leon and Halle aren’t the only ones making waves. In just a few days, listeners have been treated to a stunning mix of tracks that bridge continents, shift moods, and blur genre lines. From the fiery intensity of Nigerian rap to the introspective pull of conscious soul, here are the releases shaking up the music scene this week. Check out the top 5 trending new songs by Black artists released this week… #1. Davido ft Victoria Monét – Offa Me Davido continues to cement his status as one of Afrobeats’ global heavyweights with “Offa Me,” a standout gem from his newly released album, 5ive. The track unfolds as a slow-burning, emotionally rich groove where themes of vulnerability, connection, and longing take center stage. Davido’s signature mix of streetwise charisma and emotional honesty shines through, pulling listeners into a confessional space that feels both intimate and universal. Enter Victoria Monét, whose velvety vocals offer a soulful counterpoint. Her presence on the track isn’t just a feature—it’s a conversation. She responds with quiet strength and romantic yearning, gliding effortlessly across the lush production and deepening the song’s emotional texture. Together, Davido and Monét create a push-pull dynamic that feels like two hearts in negotiation. Sonically layered and deeply felt, “Offa Me” is a testament to the magic that happens when Afrobeats meets R&B at its most soulful. #2. Leon Thomas ft. Halle – Rather Be On “Rather Be,” Leon Thomas dives headfirst into a deeper, more introspective lane, delivering an R&B ballad that aches with vulnerability. From the opening line—“I’d rather be alone than in a broken home”—the emotional stakes are clear. The song casts a melancholic spell that lingers long after the last note, thanks in no small part to Halle’s hypnotic presence. The production channels classic soul sensibilities, layering in subtle funk grooves and sweeping cinematic strings to create a sound that feels both timeless and raw. Halle’s ethereal harmonies don’t just complement Leon’s verses—they wrap around them, adding texture and tension in all the right places. The chemistry between the two is electric yet restrained, allowing the emotion to take the lead. What makes “Rather Be” so compelling is its emotional candor. It’s the kind of track that speaks loudest in the quiet—an anthem for anyone who’s chosen peace over pain. #3. 17 (Alex Iwobi) ft. ODUMODUBLVCK & Ramz – Hop Out In one of 2025’s most unexpected musical crossovers, footballer Alex Iwobi (now performing under the moniker 17) makes a bold debut with “Hop Out,” teaming up with rap juggernaut ODUMODUBLVCK and UK spitter Ramz. The result? A bass-heavy, genre-blurring banger that fuses Nigerian street-hop with UK grime and drill, all delivered with an unapologetic edge. What’s most surprising, though, is Iwobi’s presence on the mic. Far from a novelty feature, he dives into the gritty soundscape with remarkable confidence and conviction, sounding less like a newcomer and more like a rising force. ODUMODUBLVCK, true to form, unleashes his verses with militant precision and an unpredictable cadence that keeps you on your toes. Meanwhile, the beat pounds like a war drum, fueling the track’s relentless drive. More than just a song, “Hop Out” feels like a statement. It channels the energy of a new generation—one unafraid to blur the lines between sports, music, and identity. In today’s Nigeria, where art refuses to be boxed in, this track is both a cultural flex and a sonic rebellion. #4. JID – WRK American rapper JID takes a raw, introspective turn on “WRK,” the lead single from his upcoming mixtape God Does Like Ugly. Renowned for his labyrinthine rhyme schemes and shape-shifting delivery, JID peels back the curtain on the emotional toll of relentless ambition. “I missed my sister’s wedding ’cause I had to get this record done” isn’t just a line—it’s a gut-punch confession that lays bare the sacrifices behind the success. The production, courtesy of PLUSS and Christo, is both eerie and elegant, pairing jittery percussion with atmospheric synths to create a moody canvas. But it’s JID’s performance that commands attention. His flow is a masterclass in control and chaos, ducking, weaving, and lunging through bars like a prizefighter in the ring. There’s vulnerability here, yes—but also a sharpened edge, a sense that the stakes have never been higher. “WRK” isn’t just a banger. It’s a meditation on purpose, pressure, and the price of greatness. And in the process, JID reminds us that conscious rap can still cut deep and move crowds. #5. Shoday ft. Ayo Maff – PURR Closing out the week on a lighter, more melodic note is “Purr” by Shoday, featuring rising talent Ayo Maff. This breezy Afro-fusion jam hits the sweet spot between emotional depth and easy-listening appeal, making it an instant addition to any feel-good playlist. Shoday’s vocals float effortlessly over the beat, relaxed but impactful, with a tone that feels both intimate and effortlessly cool. Ayo Maff steps in with just the right energy, delivering a catchy verse that adds contrast without disrupting the track’s laid-back vibe. The production is lush and intentional—layered percussion, delicate piano chords, and a bouncy bassline give “Purr” its polished, replay-worthy shine. It’s the kind of song that doesn’t demand your attention—it earns it slowly, play after play. 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[dudebropartysassacre3]

You $sound delig][tful to ][ang out wit][.

to the anon with the red text stupid typing quirk: licking some random (probably fake) fuchsias boots online isnt gonna make them fuck you. How do you even know theyre a real fuchsia? A real emperor? Are they YOUR emperor?? If not then that's even more pathetic. Get some self respect dude

Aww, is someone upset that the Emperor pays more attention to pets that behave?

Maybe you should take their advice and make yourself actually useful, what little use you can be.

[dudebropartysassacre3]

)o( oMl a fEllow fUschia tHat iSnt a rAging cUnt )o(

)o( hEy)o(

You know, t][ere’$s more of u$s t][an you mig][t t][ink! It’$s ju$st t][at t][e wor$st offender$s are $SO loud.

And ][one$stly? I wouldn’t exclude my$self from t][at. I CAN be a raging cunt, I ju$st ][ave a life out$side t][i$s web$scyt][e and better t][ing$s to do wit][ t][at rage.

[ghostisshort]

i have a feeling ik who u are. but who are you???? /gen

The (very concerning) loaf of your life, Ghost, with a sheep called Ramz/s

[dudebropartysassacre3]

Do you t][ink t][i$s troll get$s off on being in$sufferable? T][at’$s the only rea$son I can t][ink w][y $someone would be t][i$s… ent][u$sia$stic about getting ab$solutely $s][redded in t][eir reblogs. I can’t imagine being t][i$s butt][urt about being called w][at you are for any normal rea$son.

Ddog what the fukc i5 your problem? II5TG you mutie5 have the weirde5t way5 of ovrcompen5ating.

IM NOT A MUTIE FUCKING CULL YOURSSELF

[thetoxicgamer]

2-time TI champion confirms he will not compete in qualifiers for Dota 2’s The International 2023

Summer 2023 was packed with high-profile Dota 2 tournaments, and it’s almost time for The International 2023 qualifiers. Though the best teams around the world secured their tickets for the tournament, some legendary names like Topias “Topson” Taavitsainen have yet to throw their hat in the ring. The player has now revealed he doesn’t have plans to play in the qualifiers. The exchange took place in a ranked match on Aug. 10 where Topson was playing on the same side as Roman “RAMZES666” Kushnarev. RAMZES wished Topson luck in the TI qualifiers, and the two-time champion replied “no quals for me.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRu8kHNMJFE Dota 2 fans were already suspecting Old G would drop out of the TI qualifiers because team members, like Sébastien “Ceb” Debs, were signaling they were going to disband after a lackluster DPC season. Despite taking a break during the majority of 2022, Topson returned to play in the qualifiers with T1 and almost made it to TI11. With Topson completely skipping the qualifiers this season, the player must have been denied potential offers or may have yet to receive any due to his current living arrangements. Europe is one of the most stacked regions at the moment, and most competing rosters stabilize toward the end of the season. Traveling to another region outside of Europe just to play in the qualifiers might have been in the cards for Topson, as he already had an active season in 2023. Considering Ceb is also a part owner in OG, even making it through the qualifiers could turn out to be a problem for the team since Valve has a strict rule against entities that own multiple teams. But fans also have another theory for Topson. Earlier in the week, Tundra Esports mid lane player, Leon “Nine” Kirilin, was spotted practicing position four in his ranked matches as Martin “Saksa” Sazdov is speculated to go on a break. This arrangement leaves the mid lane open in Tundra , and two of the most iconic mid laners in Dota 2 history are currently up for grabs, Topson and Amer “Miracle-” Al-Barkawi. This means that Topson could also have dropped a cheeky hint with his “no quals for me” comment. If he were to join Tundra, Topson would find himself in TI12 with a direct invite unless Valve vetoes the roster change. Read the full article

[floridakilo]

How can u kin Ramz if you have nice skin, we stan an ugly bitch /s

he's hot fuck you dumb ass hoes

[lemonsandstrawberries]

I'm so sorry for the loss of your cat. You know what helped me when I lost my dog last year? Just talk to them, like you could say, "Hey, Ramzes. You having fun up there? Being good I bet. I'll talk to you later, boy." I know it sounds weird, but it can really help. Also, have you heard of the rainbow bridge?

before Ramzes died, I took his paw print in clay and keep it on my window sill, looking at it makes me calmer. I am kinda waiting for Ramzes to visit first, don’t want to bother him, haha! but yes, when I lost my dog(s), I did tend to still talk to them, I guess it might be a cat vs dog thing... so no, it doesn’t sound weird, and we, pet owners, all cope in our own way! thank you for reaching out to me and sharing your story ❤

I am familiar with the concept of the rainbow bridge and it is a lovely thought, I am just hoping my pets are getting along, or just blissfully ignoring each other how they did back here

[angelqueen04]

ASOIAF Fic Recs

Had an anon ask for some recs and um... yeah, I decided to post it separately because, I may have, um, gone a little overboard. Lots of different pairings involved below.

Yeah. 

Born-a-Girl Fics

I have an enormous love for these stories, as it's so much fun to see how the various dynamics of the Starks, and indeed, all of Westeros change when the one thing Rhaegar was wrong about in canon becomes something he was right about after all.

All of Madrigal-in-Training's stories on AO3, her profile being located here. I'd read a few born-a-girl!Jon stories before I started reading her work and had enjoyed the genre, but after I read her stuff, I damn near became obsessed. (Did I say ‘near’? I lied, there’s no ‘near’ about it - I did become obsessed. I admit it.) Most of her fics are WiPs, but she updates fairly frequently, so her stories are definitely worth following.

The Acquaint the Flesh series, by Author376.  In a Westeros where Soulmates are bound and Marked by the Gods to bind Houses together and pay blood debts, Lyarra Snow and Oberyn Martell are about to get a shock. The born-a-girl!Jon story to end all born-a-girl!Jon stories. I have re-read this series at least a hundred times and I still squee my head off every single time. The gods throwing together two complete opposites, an OFC who is so much fun, a Frey we can actually like, and that's barely scratching the surface! The series is also a WiP, but don't let that put you off.

And I'm calling for my mother as I pull the pillars down, by dwellingondreams.  Elia Martell becomes the Lady of Casterly Rock due to her mother's machinations. Robarra Baratheon becomes a princess due to the Mad King's obsession with finding a bride of Targaryen blood. The seeds of rebellion are planted all the same. JFC, who knew that Elia/Tywin could be possible? Well, in a world where Robert Baratheon is born Robarra Baratheon and is quickly snatched up to be Rhaegar's wife, it seems that it is. Of course, this switch up does not prevent Aerys and Rhaegar from setting the world on fire because they're either insane or obsessed with prophecy or both. Still, the affects of this change-up are really fun.

empire (i'm building it with all i know), by willowoftheriver.  Fem!Jon Snow is discovered to be a Targaryen as a chld, triggering an unfortunate marriage. Femslash ahoy! Viserys is still a nutjob, though. Words cannot express how much I love this two-shot series.

Oh, mercy, I implore, by SecondStarOnTheLeft. She collects friends with the same ease she conceives healthy babes - so her goodmother tells her, something soft and wistful in her sad eyes, and Berta cannot disagree. A different crown princess, and a different world. Jeez, but I do love these gender-flipped fics. This one is fun too. Girl!Robert isn’t taking any crap from Rhaegar, no sir.

Time-Travel or Fix-It stories

Three Tully Daughters, by ProcrastinationIsMyCrime.  Conflicts for the Iron Throne before the darkest hour led to the defeat of the living on Westeros. Jon must have known the fate of men for he’d drugged and snuck his sisters onto a ship set for Braavos. That had been the last time either Stark daughter had seen Jon. Upon Arya's death, Sansa encounters a Dornish bachelor in Braavos who by all rights should be dead. Armed with knowledge held by no other, she would sail for Westeros and save her home; for she was in the reign of Aerys II Targaryen. There would be less chaos for Littlefinger this time. Joffrey would never be born if she could help it. Cersei would never sit the Iron Throne. A time-travel story that actually doesn't solve the insertion process by having the character in question (Sansa, in this case) be reborn into a new family. A very ASOIAF twist! I was a bit wary of the Sansa/Jaime pairing at first, but in this story it works, OMG it works. Sheer brilliance. WiP.

Valar Botis (All Men Must Serve), by sanva.  “But you, Lord Snow, you’ll be fighting their battles forever.” Ser Alliser Thorne Every time he died his last in that life he awoke again in another at the exact moment of Ghost's birth. Jon Snow is the King of Groundhog Day. What more needs to be said? ;)

Aegon the Unlikely-era Fics

You and I conspire and split the ground, by SecondStarOnTheLeft.  Grandfather's boots are next, soft and worn where Father's are always polished to gleaming, and then Grandfather's hands, and then his face. He looks tired, under his beard, under his crown, but he is smiling when he reaches under the bed to her. "My sister Daella used hide under her bed with her dollies, when we were small," he says, his voice very quiet and very gentle. "Will you come out, poppet? Your grandmother and I would like to speak with you a little, if we may." Wherein Aegon the Unlikely actually doesn't wash his hands of his kids and their obsession with prophecies, wherein Rhaella Targaryen is the ultimate sweetheart who deserves Nice Things, and wherein Rhaelle Targaryen is a total badass. I have a huge love of the family of Aegon the Unlikely and their antics, and this fic is a favorite of mine.

Behind the Ballads, by Ramzes.  Jenny of Oldstones and her prince were a favourite theme for singers, their romance making them larger than life. What were they like in life? I absolutely love this behind-the-songs look into the life of Duncan the Small, and seeing just WTF he was thinking. Utterly brilliant. I'd also recommend you look at Ramzes' other work. She has at least two series about Rhaelle Targaryen, one that covers the same time frame as this one (but is not connected to this story), and one that is a series of AUs featuring what might have happened if Rhaelle had lived to the era of Robert's Rebellion. Definitely worth a look.

Coins, by ariel2me. QUOTE SWAP: Rhaelle Targaryen + “What sort of father uses his own flesh and blood to pay his debts?” Oh, the heart. It breaks. 

Crack Fics

Ned Stark Adopts His Way Through Westeros, by witchbreaker.  "This isn't my fault." And other lies Eddard Stark tells himself. A short fic inspired in the comments of Acquaint the Flesh, it is probably one of the funniest stories ever, not to mention adorable. Also, read the comments, as there is a hysterical little extra piece in there dreamed up by a responder and the author. The best.

A Helpful FAQ, by Siamesa. In a world where Renly Baratheon accidentally spent the War of Four Kings on vacation in Dorne, surviving King Stannis's small council meetings takes a clear understanding of people and politics. Luckily, he's here to provide both... or so he thinks. Ohdearlord, this one still makes me LMAO, even after having practically memorized it. Hilarious.

The Dragon and the Maiden, by modbelle. Viserys brings the Stark girl Joffrey's head. He's surprised by her reaction to this. He'd expected her to be upset, but she seems quite delighted by this. What a strangely charming creature she is, even if she is a Stark. Yeah, this one came out of left field for me, but holy crap who knew such a thing could somehow work?

AU Fics

Desert Wolves, by bluegoldrose.  "But Ashara’s daughter had been stillborn, and his fair lady had thrown herself from a tower soon after..." ~Ser Barristan Selmy What if Ashara's daughter lived? What if Ashara Dayne raised Jon Snow alongside her own bastard? What if Ned Stark never stopped loving Ashara even when he fell in love with Catelyn? The bastards of Lord Eddard Stark are the Desert Wolves. The true born children of Lord Eddard Stark are the Winter Wolves. Their lives are lived apart until the tides of war see fit to bring them together. Ashara/Ned is a ship that I cling to, and one that I am always on the lookout for in regards to fics. This one is one of my favorites, particularly since neither Catelyn nor Ashara is demonized. It's a WiP, and hasn't been updated in a while, but I'm still hopeful that the last few chapters will eventually be posted.

Winter's Crown, by orphan_account.  What if Rickard Stark had other ambitions? Or, a history of the Starks, from Torrhen to Rickard, in a world where they spent two and a half centuries building up their wealth and waiting for the perfect moment to declare their independence. A twist/expansion on all that we learned from World of Ice and Fire. Very interesting.

Lightning (Struck Before Me), by sanva.  “Send the letters,” her voice came out clear, unwavering, resolute, “request House Stark, Arryn, and Tully send representatives to treat and bend the knee.” Wherein Jon discovers something long hidden deep in the crypts of Winterfell and everything changes. This fic is part of a series, and I'm not sure if any more will be posted for it, but this is still fun to read on its own. A mix of book and show.

Dragonstone, by Danivat.  After the death of his brother, Robert Baratheon needs a loyalist Lord on Dragonstone. He also really wants back in Ned's good graces. Or, the Game goes on after the Rebellions. The Starks still won't play, but everyone is playing the Game all around them, and Jon Sand has somehow become an important piece. Robert Baratheon, unknowingly, is the Targaryens' greatest asset. This one could fall under either the category of AU or Crack, or perhaps both. There are quite a few divergent points, and they are listed in the notes at the start of the story so you will not be hopelessly lost. Very fun.

One Day (Is Now and Forever), by SimplexityJane.  Rhaegar takes Lyanna to Dragonstone, not Dorne. This story had the potential to be a complete and utter epic, but it also stands wonderfully as it is.

Kingdoms at War, by deathwalker.  What if Ned Stark wasn't executed at the Great Sept of Baelor? Instead, what if, he had been removed from Kingslanding before Joffrey could give the order for his head? What impact would this have had on the Game of Thrones? I've called this fic a "small step to the left" in the past, and it is so much fun, particularly since it’s based on a question we have all asked ourselves. Though, be prepared - this is a long one.

The Duel, by Aiur. The duel between Robb and Joffrey goes differently than anyone predicts.  Be prepared to shed a few tears here. That’s all I’m sayin’.

The Dragon’s Queen, by orphan_account. Aerys married his eldest son off to Elia Martell immediately after Viserys's birth instead of sending his cousin to Essos, and she bore Rhaegar three children before dying in labor with the last. Rhaegar is therefore a young widower when he crowns Lyanna Stark the Queen of Love and Beauty during the tourney at Harrenhal, and Aerys decides that his son will marry the lady. Here are seven letters Lyanna Stark sent in another world. I really love epistolary stories, and this one is so interesting. I wish there was more of it, because it hints at so much more. Very fun.

But you are of the North, by LuminaCarina. Ned Stark doesn’t visit from the Eyrie. Brandon, Lyanna and Benjen adjust. Very interesting idea.

The Squire of Dragonstone, by EmynIthilien.  Instead of joining the Night's Watch, Jon travels south to squire for Stannis on Dragonstone. Roughly spanning the events of A Game of Thrones through A Storm of Swords, Stannis and Jon investigate the royal incest mess, fight battles in and out of the courtroom, attend a joyous wedding, and come to rely on each other more than they ever expected. I call this one “Sherlock!Stannis and Watson!Jon”. A great trilogy of stories where things are actually taken care of, and in a legal-ish way!

The Lady of Storm’s End, by Sarah_Black. Sansa was supposed to marry someone brave, gentle and strong. Lord Stannis Baratheon was not what she had in mind. Or: The one where Sansa is never betrothed to Joffrey, never loses Lady, and only comes to King's Landing to attend King Robert's wedding feast. The king is marrying Margaery Tyrell as Cersei's treason has been exposed and dealt with. But things are never simple when the Iron Throne is in desperate need of heirs and wildlings threaten the peace... Another pairing that is a bit weird, but the author makes it work beautifully! The story is also inspired by The Squire of Dragonstone listed above, though it is not necessary to read it. The author explains anything you need to know in the opening notes. 

broken lovers series, by soapboxblues. wherein rhaegar wins the war, and jaime manages to keep his head by taking a stark for a wife I never knew Lyanna/Jaime could somehow be possible, but this series proved it to me. There are so many wonderful things about this series, I can’t even.

Kindness, Not Fear, by SecondStarOnTheLeft. In the wake of Daenerys' triumph, Sansa comes to King's Landing. Multi-POV post-series short fic.  An older story, but one that I still love to pieces. 

The Lion Queen, by Laine. I am the first of my kind, and the bards will sing of me for centuries after I'm gone. Ned Stark takes the Iron Throne, and he intends to share it with his Queen. Yeah, pretty sure I was going to hell for liking this pairing, but nonetheless, I do love it. Plus, a non-crazy Cersei. How often do we see her?

I Fear No Fate (For You Are My Fate, My Sweet), by vixleonard. Myrcella Baratheon always knew she would be married to a man for a political alliance. What she did not know was that she was going to be left in the North at 8-years-old to one day become the wife of Robb Stark and just how much it would change her life. I think this was one of the first ASOIAF fics that I bookmarked, and I still come back to it from time to time. A classic.

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