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[dudebropartysassacre3]

Mate$sprit $s][ut down our betta fi$s][ fig][t club. Can’t ][ave $s][it in troll detroit.

[cptsvensen]

next game against 9pandas. we're running it back for the 45465465456th time this season

[ghostisshort]

i have a feeling ik who u are. but who are you???? /gen

The (very concerning) loaf of your life, Ghost, with a sheep called Ramz/s

[thetoxicgamer]

2-time TI champion confirms he will not compete in qualifiers for Dota 2’s The International 2023

Summer 2023 was packed with high-profile Dota 2 tournaments, and it’s almost time for The International 2023 qualifiers. Though the best teams around the world secured their tickets for the tournament, some legendary names like Topias “Topson” Taavitsainen have yet to throw their hat in the ring. The player has now revealed he doesn’t have plans to play in the qualifiers. The exchange took place in a ranked match on Aug. 10 where Topson was playing on the same side as Roman “RAMZES666” Kushnarev. RAMZES wished Topson luck in the TI qualifiers, and the two-time champion replied “no quals for me.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRu8kHNMJFE Dota 2 fans were already suspecting Old G would drop out of the TI qualifiers because team members, like Sébastien “Ceb” Debs, were signaling they were going to disband after a lackluster DPC season. Despite taking a break during the majority of 2022, Topson returned to play in the qualifiers with T1 and almost made it to TI11. With Topson completely skipping the qualifiers this season, the player must have been denied potential offers or may have yet to receive any due to his current living arrangements. Europe is one of the most stacked regions at the moment, and most competing rosters stabilize toward the end of the season. Traveling to another region outside of Europe just to play in the qualifiers might have been in the cards for Topson, as he already had an active season in 2023. Considering Ceb is also a part owner in OG, even making it through the qualifiers could turn out to be a problem for the team since Valve has a strict rule against entities that own multiple teams. But fans also have another theory for Topson. Earlier in the week, Tundra Esports mid lane player, Leon “Nine” Kirilin, was spotted practicing position four in his ranked matches as Martin “Saksa” Sazdov is speculated to go on a break. This arrangement leaves the mid lane open in Tundra , and two of the most iconic mid laners in Dota 2 history are currently up for grabs, Topson and Amer “Miracle-” Al-Barkawi. This means that Topson could also have dropped a cheeky hint with his “no quals for me” comment. If he were to join Tundra, Topson would find himself in TI12 with a direct invite unless Valve vetoes the roster change. Read the full article

[floridakilo]

How can u kin Ramz if you have nice skin, we stan an ugly bitch /s

he's hot fuck you dumb ass hoes

[lemonsandstrawberries]

I'm so sorry for the loss of your cat. You know what helped me when I lost my dog last year? Just talk to them, like you could say, "Hey, Ramzes. You having fun up there? Being good I bet. I'll talk to you later, boy." I know it sounds weird, but it can really help. Also, have you heard of the rainbow bridge?

before Ramzes died, I took his paw print in clay and keep it on my window sill, looking at it makes me calmer. I am kinda waiting for Ramzes to visit first, don’t want to bother him, haha! but yes, when I lost my dog(s), I did tend to still talk to them, I guess it might be a cat vs dog thing... so no, it doesn’t sound weird, and we, pet owners, all cope in our own way! thank you for reaching out to me and sharing your story ❤

I am familiar with the concept of the rainbow bridge and it is a lovely thought, I am just hoping my pets are getting along, or just blissfully ignoring each other how they did back here

[angelqueen04]

ASOIAF Fic Recs

Had an anon ask for some recs and um... yeah, I decided to post it separately because, I may have, um, gone a little overboard. Lots of different pairings involved below.

Yeah. 

Born-a-Girl Fics

I have an enormous love for these stories, as it's so much fun to see how the various dynamics of the Starks, and indeed, all of Westeros change when the one thing Rhaegar was wrong about in canon becomes something he was right about after all.

All of Madrigal-in-Training's stories on AO3, her profile being located here. I'd read a few born-a-girl!Jon stories before I started reading her work and had enjoyed the genre, but after I read her stuff, I damn near became obsessed. (Did I say ‘near’? I lied, there’s no ‘near’ about it - I did become obsessed. I admit it.) Most of her fics are WiPs, but she updates fairly frequently, so her stories are definitely worth following.

The Acquaint the Flesh series, by Author376.  In a Westeros where Soulmates are bound and Marked by the Gods to bind Houses together and pay blood debts, Lyarra Snow and Oberyn Martell are about to get a shock. The born-a-girl!Jon story to end all born-a-girl!Jon stories. I have re-read this series at least a hundred times and I still squee my head off every single time. The gods throwing together two complete opposites, an OFC who is so much fun, a Frey we can actually like, and that's barely scratching the surface! The series is also a WiP, but don't let that put you off.

And I'm calling for my mother as I pull the pillars down, by dwellingondreams.  Elia Martell becomes the Lady of Casterly Rock due to her mother's machinations. Robarra Baratheon becomes a princess due to the Mad King's obsession with finding a bride of Targaryen blood. The seeds of rebellion are planted all the same. JFC, who knew that Elia/Tywin could be possible? Well, in a world where Robert Baratheon is born Robarra Baratheon and is quickly snatched up to be Rhaegar's wife, it seems that it is. Of course, this switch up does not prevent Aerys and Rhaegar from setting the world on fire because they're either insane or obsessed with prophecy or both. Still, the affects of this change-up are really fun.

empire (i'm building it with all i know), by willowoftheriver.  Fem!Jon Snow is discovered to be a Targaryen as a chld, triggering an unfortunate marriage. Femslash ahoy! Viserys is still a nutjob, though. Words cannot express how much I love this two-shot series.

Oh, mercy, I implore, by SecondStarOnTheLeft. She collects friends with the same ease she conceives healthy babes - so her goodmother tells her, something soft and wistful in her sad eyes, and Berta cannot disagree. A different crown princess, and a different world. Jeez, but I do love these gender-flipped fics. This one is fun too. Girl!Robert isn’t taking any crap from Rhaegar, no sir.

Time-Travel or Fix-It stories

Three Tully Daughters, by ProcrastinationIsMyCrime.  Conflicts for the Iron Throne before the darkest hour led to the defeat of the living on Westeros. Jon must have known the fate of men for he’d drugged and snuck his sisters onto a ship set for Braavos. That had been the last time either Stark daughter had seen Jon. Upon Arya's death, Sansa encounters a Dornish bachelor in Braavos who by all rights should be dead. Armed with knowledge held by no other, she would sail for Westeros and save her home; for she was in the reign of Aerys II Targaryen. There would be less chaos for Littlefinger this time. Joffrey would never be born if she could help it. Cersei would never sit the Iron Throne. A time-travel story that actually doesn't solve the insertion process by having the character in question (Sansa, in this case) be reborn into a new family. A very ASOIAF twist! I was a bit wary of the Sansa/Jaime pairing at first, but in this story it works, OMG it works. Sheer brilliance. WiP.

Valar Botis (All Men Must Serve), by sanva.  “But you, Lord Snow, you’ll be fighting their battles forever.” Ser Alliser Thorne Every time he died his last in that life he awoke again in another at the exact moment of Ghost's birth. Jon Snow is the King of Groundhog Day. What more needs to be said? ;)

Aegon the Unlikely-era Fics

You and I conspire and split the ground, by SecondStarOnTheLeft.  Grandfather's boots are next, soft and worn where Father's are always polished to gleaming, and then Grandfather's hands, and then his face. He looks tired, under his beard, under his crown, but he is smiling when he reaches under the bed to her. "My sister Daella used hide under her bed with her dollies, when we were small," he says, his voice very quiet and very gentle. "Will you come out, poppet? Your grandmother and I would like to speak with you a little, if we may." Wherein Aegon the Unlikely actually doesn't wash his hands of his kids and their obsession with prophecies, wherein Rhaella Targaryen is the ultimate sweetheart who deserves Nice Things, and wherein Rhaelle Targaryen is a total badass. I have a huge love of the family of Aegon the Unlikely and their antics, and this fic is a favorite of mine.

Behind the Ballads, by Ramzes.  Jenny of Oldstones and her prince were a favourite theme for singers, their romance making them larger than life. What were they like in life? I absolutely love this behind-the-songs look into the life of Duncan the Small, and seeing just WTF he was thinking. Utterly brilliant. I'd also recommend you look at Ramzes' other work. She has at least two series about Rhaelle Targaryen, one that covers the same time frame as this one (but is not connected to this story), and one that is a series of AUs featuring what might have happened if Rhaelle had lived to the era of Robert's Rebellion. Definitely worth a look.

Coins, by ariel2me. QUOTE SWAP: Rhaelle Targaryen + “What sort of father uses his own flesh and blood to pay his debts?” Oh, the heart. It breaks. 

Crack Fics

Ned Stark Adopts His Way Through Westeros, by witchbreaker.  "This isn't my fault." And other lies Eddard Stark tells himself. A short fic inspired in the comments of Acquaint the Flesh, it is probably one of the funniest stories ever, not to mention adorable. Also, read the comments, as there is a hysterical little extra piece in there dreamed up by a responder and the author. The best.

A Helpful FAQ, by Siamesa. In a world where Renly Baratheon accidentally spent the War of Four Kings on vacation in Dorne, surviving King Stannis's small council meetings takes a clear understanding of people and politics. Luckily, he's here to provide both... or so he thinks. Ohdearlord, this one still makes me LMAO, even after having practically memorized it. Hilarious.

The Dragon and the Maiden, by modbelle. Viserys brings the Stark girl Joffrey's head. He's surprised by her reaction to this. He'd expected her to be upset, but she seems quite delighted by this. What a strangely charming creature she is, even if she is a Stark. Yeah, this one came out of left field for me, but holy crap who knew such a thing could somehow work?

AU Fics

Desert Wolves, by bluegoldrose.  "But Ashara’s daughter had been stillborn, and his fair lady had thrown herself from a tower soon after..." ~Ser Barristan Selmy What if Ashara's daughter lived? What if Ashara Dayne raised Jon Snow alongside her own bastard? What if Ned Stark never stopped loving Ashara even when he fell in love with Catelyn? The bastards of Lord Eddard Stark are the Desert Wolves. The true born children of Lord Eddard Stark are the Winter Wolves. Their lives are lived apart until the tides of war see fit to bring them together. Ashara/Ned is a ship that I cling to, and one that I am always on the lookout for in regards to fics. This one is one of my favorites, particularly since neither Catelyn nor Ashara is demonized. It's a WiP, and hasn't been updated in a while, but I'm still hopeful that the last few chapters will eventually be posted.

Winter's Crown, by orphan_account.  What if Rickard Stark had other ambitions? Or, a history of the Starks, from Torrhen to Rickard, in a world where they spent two and a half centuries building up their wealth and waiting for the perfect moment to declare their independence. A twist/expansion on all that we learned from World of Ice and Fire. Very interesting.

Lightning (Struck Before Me), by sanva.  “Send the letters,” her voice came out clear, unwavering, resolute, “request House Stark, Arryn, and Tully send representatives to treat and bend the knee.” Wherein Jon discovers something long hidden deep in the crypts of Winterfell and everything changes. This fic is part of a series, and I'm not sure if any more will be posted for it, but this is still fun to read on its own. A mix of book and show.

Dragonstone, by Danivat.  After the death of his brother, Robert Baratheon needs a loyalist Lord on Dragonstone. He also really wants back in Ned's good graces. Or, the Game goes on after the Rebellions. The Starks still won't play, but everyone is playing the Game all around them, and Jon Sand has somehow become an important piece. Robert Baratheon, unknowingly, is the Targaryens' greatest asset. This one could fall under either the category of AU or Crack, or perhaps both. There are quite a few divergent points, and they are listed in the notes at the start of the story so you will not be hopelessly lost. Very fun.

One Day (Is Now and Forever), by SimplexityJane.  Rhaegar takes Lyanna to Dragonstone, not Dorne. This story had the potential to be a complete and utter epic, but it also stands wonderfully as it is.

Kingdoms at War, by deathwalker.  What if Ned Stark wasn't executed at the Great Sept of Baelor? Instead, what if, he had been removed from Kingslanding before Joffrey could give the order for his head? What impact would this have had on the Game of Thrones? I've called this fic a "small step to the left" in the past, and it is so much fun, particularly since it’s based on a question we have all asked ourselves. Though, be prepared - this is a long one.

The Duel, by Aiur. The duel between Robb and Joffrey goes differently than anyone predicts.  Be prepared to shed a few tears here. That’s all I’m sayin’.

The Dragon’s Queen, by orphan_account. Aerys married his eldest son off to Elia Martell immediately after Viserys's birth instead of sending his cousin to Essos, and she bore Rhaegar three children before dying in labor with the last. Rhaegar is therefore a young widower when he crowns Lyanna Stark the Queen of Love and Beauty during the tourney at Harrenhal, and Aerys decides that his son will marry the lady. Here are seven letters Lyanna Stark sent in another world. I really love epistolary stories, and this one is so interesting. I wish there was more of it, because it hints at so much more. Very fun.

But you are of the North, by LuminaCarina. Ned Stark doesn’t visit from the Eyrie. Brandon, Lyanna and Benjen adjust. Very interesting idea.

The Squire of Dragonstone, by EmynIthilien.  Instead of joining the Night's Watch, Jon travels south to squire for Stannis on Dragonstone. Roughly spanning the events of A Game of Thrones through A Storm of Swords, Stannis and Jon investigate the royal incest mess, fight battles in and out of the courtroom, attend a joyous wedding, and come to rely on each other more than they ever expected. I call this one “Sherlock!Stannis and Watson!Jon”. A great trilogy of stories where things are actually taken care of, and in a legal-ish way!

The Lady of Storm’s End, by Sarah_Black. Sansa was supposed to marry someone brave, gentle and strong. Lord Stannis Baratheon was not what she had in mind. Or: The one where Sansa is never betrothed to Joffrey, never loses Lady, and only comes to King's Landing to attend King Robert's wedding feast. The king is marrying Margaery Tyrell as Cersei's treason has been exposed and dealt with. But things are never simple when the Iron Throne is in desperate need of heirs and wildlings threaten the peace... Another pairing that is a bit weird, but the author makes it work beautifully! The story is also inspired by The Squire of Dragonstone listed above, though it is not necessary to read it. The author explains anything you need to know in the opening notes. 

broken lovers series, by soapboxblues. wherein rhaegar wins the war, and jaime manages to keep his head by taking a stark for a wife I never knew Lyanna/Jaime could somehow be possible, but this series proved it to me. There are so many wonderful things about this series, I can’t even.

Kindness, Not Fear, by SecondStarOnTheLeft. In the wake of Daenerys' triumph, Sansa comes to King's Landing. Multi-POV post-series short fic.  An older story, but one that I still love to pieces. 

The Lion Queen, by Laine. I am the first of my kind, and the bards will sing of me for centuries after I'm gone. Ned Stark takes the Iron Throne, and he intends to share it with his Queen. Yeah, pretty sure I was going to hell for liking this pairing, but nonetheless, I do love it. Plus, a non-crazy Cersei. How often do we see her?

I Fear No Fate (For You Are My Fate, My Sweet), by vixleonard. Myrcella Baratheon always knew she would be married to a man for a political alliance. What she did not know was that she was going to be left in the North at 8-years-old to one day become the wife of Robb Stark and just how much it would change her life. I think this was one of the first ASOIAF fics that I bookmarked, and I still come back to it from time to time. A classic.

[12threes]

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I did not win, but I’ll fuckin get you next time, ][elten.

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My name i$s RAMZE$s UK$sAYO, )(e/)(im pronoun$s plea$se. You’ll know me by t)(i$s quirk, and my manner of $speaking. W)(at el$se… I’m a fuc)($sia. Plea$se, clutc)( your pearls a little )(arder. I don’t t)(ink your circulation )(a$s cut off yet. A FORMER- read it again, dear- FORMER )(eire$$ss. I abdicated my t)(rone on account of no longer qualifying for t)(e “matriarc)(“ po$sition. I live in a ma$$ssive )(ive wit)( my adoptive brot)(ers, and our adoptive lu$su$s/olde$st brot)(er. We al$so play )(ome to a few ot)(er$s, $suc)( a$s my lovely greenblood wife.

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[chibiranmaruchan]

Even though they didn't tag me, thank you @angel-with-a-pipette for leaving it open for anyone to do!

Rules:

1. Post the rules

2. Answer the questions given to you

3. Write 11 questions of your own

4. Tag 11 people

1. Fictional character that you don't like but reminds you of yourself

Anna from shaman king, I appear hard on the outside, like I build up walls, but there are glimpses to the inside. But don't think you can take me for a fool, or I will bring you up on it.

2. Crunchy or smooth peanut butter

I don't really eat peanut butter, but I think I prefer crunchy.

3. Last show you watched that made you yell at the screen

I think Ceres, celestial legend. It's so good, so many things ngs happen and I can't help but become vocally invested in it.

4. What was the first drink you've ordered at Starbucks?

I've been in a Starbucks, but I didn't order anything.

5. Opinion on fake Christmas trees?

They're fine, I don't really put too much thought into them other than I'd rather a real one.

6. Name of your favourite childhood toy

Stitch, which is literally a Stitch plush. I got him from Woolworths (a now bankrupt British company) for free with the VHS (who remembers these?) of Lilo and Stitch. He's now passed down to my niece who loves him.

7. Do you currently have the power to blackmail someone in your life right now?

Probably, but I can't be asked for one and two there's no reason for me to, I prefer confronting people directly about what they do.

8. Favourite swear word or phrase

Cunt (it's a very British thing where it's regarded as the worst thing you can call someone, but people still do anyway).

9. What do you need to buy most the next time you go to the grocery store?

Yakisoba noodles, I want to try making it.

10. Do you get on well enough with your family to enjoy the holidays?

I don't get on with my family, any time of the year, so it's worse during the holidays. It's very awkward for me, because I'm sat there wishing I'd rather be somewhere else, in fact I tried that last Christmas, but it didn't work out.

11. Song that you hate the most right now

I don't actually hate the song itself, it's just people have worn it out, it's actually a good and catchy song too. Barking by Ramz.

12. Do you have a pet?

A Presweiler called Benny.

13. Do you do sports?

Not anymore since I left school years ago and just haven't been able to.

14. Breakfast- sweet or savory?

Why not both? Sometimes I fancy an English fry up or Japanese breakfast of rice, mackerel and tamagoyaki, other times I'm happy to have Reece's puffs or a pop tart.

15. The last movie I watched

Leda- The fantastic adventure of Yohko, I really liked this movie. It's a traditional cel animation movie with the 80's look to it, got a nice 80's synth soundtrack and is a good adventure movie that ties up loose ends.

16. Shower or bath?

Shower, I feel cleaner this way.

17. Do you like bubbletea?

I've had it once, I tried my friend's peach one, which wasn't that bad (considering I don't like peach) and an oreo one which was pretty good.

18. Who is your longest mutual?

Probably @kemplet I actually don't know

19. Book or audio?

Book, of course! I like reading.

20. Describe yourself in one sentence like you would in a fanfiction

"This person was shy at first, you could tell from the dark colours they wore and how they'd draw quietly, but once you got to know her, she was a different person".

21. If you could turn into an animal, what animal would you choose?

Probably a wolf.

22. Do you have a nickname?

I've had many nicknames- Toyota, Toto, Tony Hawk/Tony Hawksies, My little Toni, and most recently Turtle.

My own questions

1. Your favourite subject in school?

2. What is the one food you cannot stand?

3. What are your short term goals?

4. Do you have a big or small friendship group?

5. Do you prefer art, music, literature or drama?

6. Favourite flower?

7. What food do you love to make from scratch?

8. Do you believe in things most people don't?

9. Most happiest memory?

10. What's the most adventurous you've ever been?

11. Song on the radio station of you preferred choice you hear all the time and never get tired of?

I'm tagging: @kemplet @umiryuuzaki-mkr @ascella-star @mysterious-figure @tanabata-haze @slingbees @thefutureisburningblue @oneofthewolfchildren @davina-jade

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