#readthemenu

[modestclothingfunnypatches]

This listing associates to the vegetarians that actually do this. They literally just order Paneer after reading the menu for so long. To check this out:

https://my-store-bda902.creator-spring.com/listing/vegetarians-paneer

[schotlife]

Episode 15

In this special #NFLDraft2017 episode our hero had a lovely conversation with a group of tourons: Me: Hey Guys, our kitchen closes shortly so here’s our menu for food and drinks… Idiot Customer 1: I’ll have a burger, MR, no onions. And I’ll have a Stella. Me: We don’t have Stella, or anything like Stella at all. Here’s the menu for you. Idiot Customer 2: I’ll have a burger and a Bud Light. Me: We don’t have Bud Light, how about a Bud, or a Miller Lite, or a Coors Light? IC1: Oh! I’ll have a Bud Light! Me: How about a Bud? IC1 and IC2: I’ll have a Bud. Idiot Customer 3: I’ll have a grilled cheese and a Blue Moon. Me: Here’s the beer menu guys. We don’t have Blue Moon. Would you like an Allagash White? IC3: Don’t you have any wheat beers? Me: Allagash White is a wheat beer. IC3: Oh, I’ll have that. Idiot Customer 4: I’ll have a burger and a Stella. Me: *cocks imaginary shot gun and blows my actual fucking brains out…*

[caribbeanbuzz]

Jamaican restaurants #😂 #jamaican #restuarants #joke #funny #readthemenu #jerkchicken #buildurbuzz @thecaribbeanbuzz #caribbeanbuzz

[tumblingloft]

If you go to Wendys and.....

- Order “McAnything”, why don’t you actually read the menu? There’s obviously a difference.

- Just because Arby’s has mozzarella sticks and curly fries does not mean that Wendy’s does.

- Last time I checked if it’s not on the menu don’t order it.

[ridiculouscustomers-blog]

Read the Menu

Tonight, this guy ordered a medium kiwi strawberry.  The kiwi strawberry is a smoothie.  So I start making the smoothie, and I charge him while the smoothie is blending.  He comes back to where the blenders are, and I'm pouring out the drink into the medium sized cup when he says, "I'm sorry.  I actually wanted a yogurt.  I didn't know that the kiwi strawberry is a smoothie."  I'm looking at him like ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!  So I point at the menu to show how clearly it says 'SMOOTHIES' and 'FLAVORED' (for the frozen yogurt section).  He wanted something else instead.  Again, I'm like are you kidding me? Seriously?!  I just made a smoothie for you, and you saw that I was making a smoothie.  I carried a blender through the whole counter putting the fruits and other ingredients into the blender.  Did you not see that?  I'm also pretty sure I said 'smoothie' when I was repeating your order for confirmation. Are you really that stupid and unobservant?  And now you have the nerve to ask for something else, and you don't want to pay for it?  !@^&*$^*)!*@!*^@!*&*&@$(* Of course I had to, and it will be the only time. And seriously, READ THE MENU!! It's really not that difficult.  Also, there are PICTURES next to the items.  DOES THE KIWI STRAWBERRY LOOK LIKE A YOGURT TO YOU IN THAT PICTURE? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO UNDERSTAND A SIMPLE MENU WITH PICTURES!

Oh, the things I wish I could say to our stupid customers.  *le sigh*