#ready for everything i made up to be noncanonical when she’s finally introduced

[spooksicl-e]

shco milf lestrade you are real 2 me

[baka-monarch]

Living with Remus

A little AU I made, where fictional characters literally do come to life! Feel free to use the concept after reading since the story describes it, and if you want I'll even write things for certain characters since it's not limited to The Sander Sides! Bit yeah, I made an AU, enjoy!

Today was the day. You were finally old enough to get a shot of Imagination. Yeah, you already had imagination but you wanted a shot of The Imagination.

About forty years ago an epidemic broke out called "The Imagination", the symptoms being a mass hallucination. If someone were to catch The Imagination it would cause them to hallucinate a character, whether it was one they came up with or have seen it didn't matter. The character would be completely sentient, already understanding that their " host" was the only one who could see and hear them (with the exception of other Imaginarys), and somehow, having memories from the thing they came from along with personalities based on both canon and noncanon literature. However, eventually, there were too many people with the epidemic and too little resources to make any cures, so technology evolved. Scientists instead of searching for a cure started searching for ways to allow Imaginarys to be able to live life like an actual person. Now, it's normal to see people talking to themselves in public, and stores have sections where there are products that are interactable with Imaginarys! The coolest by far though, was what was invented ten years ago; a camera that allowed others to be able to see and hear each other Imaginarys(quickly becoming a mobile app)! Almost everyone had an Imaginary, and those who didn't have the choice to be injected with the virus at a certain age if they wish.

Which is what brought you here today. You were finally twenty years old to the day and were ready to finally have an Imaginary!

"Hi, what can I help you with?" Asked a small woman at the front desk. You were currently at the doctor's office since this was the only place to get an injection.

"I was hoping to get an injection of The Imagination today ma'am." You chirped. Several people gave you weird looks, but you couldn't blame them. Most people would have already caught The Imagination by now, and usually, people who didn't have it by now and got the injection were those who were either desperate for love or verrrryyy thirsty fangirls. But you were neither of those things; you were just really lonely, of course, you had one friend and her Imaginary, but she was only one person Virgil(her Imaginary) didn't like to talk to others that much.

"Of course, just give me your name and age, and we'll be right with you." You nodded and gave her the information, then went to go sit in the waiting room. You took this time to wonder what character you might get. Oh! What if you got more than one!? Of course, this was a rare occurrence and you'd heard from people like Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, and Thomas Sanders, that it can get quite... Chaotic, but that just meant it'd be more exciting! Then you got another idea... What if you got Roman!?!?! You silently squealed to yourself. If you got Roman then you and your friend's Imaginary could date each other, since you both headcanon Prinxiety! You were overcome with all the fantasies of what it'd be like to see Prinxiety in real life. You were so distracted, even, that you almost didn't hear your name called.

"(Y/n) (L/m)?" A doctor asked, peeking into the waiting area.

"That's me!" You called out, jumping up, ready for this new adventure.

***

The procedure didn't take long, about how long a flu shot might take, so now you were just waiting for the effects to kick in. At the moment you were at home, just listening to some music.

"Adam and Eve bought knowledge for the small price of a little sin." You gasped at the new song that started playing.

"Yeeeesssss!!!!!" You yelled to no one, "THE DUKE'S THEME!!!!!" you then began to sing along as you danced around your home.

"If you want the spectrum A to Z, then you'll need a little help from me!"

Both you and the music sang. "From unicorn porn to rats impaled, I give these thoughts generously!"

"If you really want to challenge your viewership then you need to stop limiting me!" Bellowed a voice from behind you. It wasn't the music, but it was the same one that you'd been singing along to. "I do LOVE this song! Very classy!" You turned around and came face to face with The Duke himself. "Hai." He wiggled his fingers.

"Alexa, stop." You commanded your device, muting the music.

"Aw, but it was just getting to the gold part!" He whined.

"Okay, so, you ARE Remus, correct?" You questioned, not sure if the injection had really worked.

"The one and only!" He wiggled his hips.

"Okay, so, I'm (Y/n)." You introduced yourself, holding your hand out for him.

"I'm aware!" He said shaking your hand like there was no tomorrow, slightly throwing you off balance.

"What?" You asked.

"I mean, I'm in your brain smarty-dick! I have access to all your memories! Every dirty little secret." He said the last part with a smirk. You shivered, having forgotten that part. Of course, most Imaginaries don't have access to memories but due to the way you headcanoned Remus to know about that stuff it only made sense. "So if I'm not mistaken, it's somebody's birthday today!"

"Uhm, y-yeah." you still couldn't believe this was happening. You had an Imaginary, after all these years!

"Then it's time to celebrate in the only fashion that is appropriate!" He proclaimed "By watching gay porn!" and with that, he ran off to where you last left your laptop.

"Wait." It dawned on you what he just said, "Remus!!" You ran after him, "Remus, nooooOOOOOO!!!"

***

You and Remus sat at a cafè waiting for (F/n). After you had told them about getting the injection they had insisted on meeting your Imaginary and had insisted on you not telling them who they were (which was probably going to freak Virgil out). So now the two of you were just sitting there; you twiddling your thumbs and Remus picking his nose with a severed hand he'd summoned (you caught him giving funny looks to thin air and assumed he was just trying to make some other Imaginaries uncomfortable). Then suddenly you yelped as hands covered your eyes, and you also heard a sound of surprise from Remus as well.

"It's time young padawan. So, which pill shall you take, the red one, or the blue one?" You recognized the voice immediately.

"I'll take the Or pill (F/n)." you smirked as they sighed in defeat.

"You totally ruined it! I had like a whole meta scenario planned!" They whined making you laugh. Once they removed their hands you could see Remus grinning at nothing widely, and that's when you remembered Virgil. Maybe this wasn't a good idea... There was no time to back out as (F/n) pulled out their phone turning on the app that allowed both of you to see both Imaginaries.

"I swear if you do not stop grinning at me!" Was the very first thing that you heard Virgil say.

"Oh, boy..." (F/n) said as she noticed Remus.

"Oh boy indeed..." You looked worriedly over at the two Imaginaries, one smiling the other glaring. You gulped, feeling the tension thicken.

"So," (F/n) tried, "you got Remis as an Imaginary?" It was more of a statement than a question, but there wasn't much else to do in this situation.

"Yep." You said. After that, you both just stared at your Imaginaries, scared of who would make the first move. To your horror, it was Remus. He was slowly lifting his hand and everyone(especially Virgil) was watching it wearily. It soon made contact with Virgil's nose and you almost laughed at what happened next.

"Boop." Remus said, simply. Although you were barely holding back chuckles, (F/n) was already giggling historically, especially at the dumbfounded look on Virgil's face.

***

Later that night, you decided to take a bath-bomb-bath instead of a shower. To have some privacy you had locked the bathroom door and had given Remus free use of your phone (whether that was a horrible idea to be discovered) to distract him from trying to enter.

You slid into the tub, sighing at the warm water. You just took a few moments to let it all soak in. After that, you began to wash your hair. Everything was perfect. You squirted some body wash into your hand, making a little fart sound.

"It sounds like you took a shit." Laughed a voice from behind you. You shot around in horror, trying to cover yourself.

"Remus, I'm taking a bath!" You shouted at him.

"Yeah, and looking good doing it." He made you blush.

"Get out!!!" You threw a bar of soap at him. He easily dodged it.

"Jeeze, fine, I'm going." And with that, he disappeared. But you still hurried up and finished, just in case.