#real jrwi quote

[realjrwiquotes]

day 108

Bizly: I've been a good boy this session, I deserve it [advantage] Grizzly: You have not been a good boy this session

Riptide: Humble Beginnings submitted by @starsinoursystem

[heademptyonlydoomsday]

Anybody else think about that moment when Chip says to Ollie, “Maybe if you knew how to stab me you would.”

Cause I do. I do a lot actually.

Episode 58

[jrwiincorrectquotes]

Chip: Jay said I had internal bleeding so I swallowed some bandaids.

Jay: Chip I was fucking joking-

[daily-riptide-incorrectquotes]

Gillion: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!

[mads-is-tired]

i was curious to see what the top three real jrwi quotes were and why am i not surprised to see its "No one can hamburger help us now", followed closely by dopplegilly fat nuts and 'vyncent can you touch me'

[mintydotdoodle]

*Spoilers for all jrwi episodes up to 114* This is lowkey a character study idk,

So I've been seeing a lot of that one audio from Isle of Dogs and I can't stop thinking about how that audio could apply to the albatrio when looking at it in different ways. So I want to break down the quote by how I think it would fit each of them because I'm so normal about these characters. Also idk if it was too long for tumblr or something so this got split up into separate parts. Second part to this like post thing? For Chip it's interesting because I feel like he feels like he knows why he bites, but doesn't fully understand it yet. He knows he's had to bite to protect himself after the events of the hole in the sea, but he doesn't realize the magnitude of it all fully yet. "My friends" -Jay and Gill, but also his crew past and present. "think I like to fight" - Chip has spent his entire life being a street rat that fight's to survive, but he's also notably a bastard. He hides his own horrible experience's behind a well practiced façade of little shit-ness and a carefree attitude. So when he gets himself into trouble and spends it joking around and dropping witty remarks it seems almost like he sees it as a game or nothing serious leading to the others not taking him seriously at first and thinking he gets enjoyment out of fighting. ",but it's just not true. Sometimes I lose my temper and blow off a little steam" - Same as with Gillion this is greatly displayed in the ice arena incident of episode 15. Though instead of his temper coming from a misunderstanding of emotional regulation like Gillion's case, it's a frustration of other's misunderstanding him. Chip withstands everyone's name calling until Gillion throws what Chip saw as a personal sacrifice in his face. When Gillion starts talking about how he feels used by Chip, Chip can't help but feel overlooked as he felt a friendship blossoming with Gillion that he realizes in the moment that friendship isn't seen as reciprocated yet. Chip feels like he's opened himself back up to another crew, new people after being alone for about a decade after the loss of the black rose pirates (Yes I know he was with Price, but I feel like he didn't feel real in those years, I don't think he saw his time with Price as himself in his own retrospect). I feel like his true anger and temper comes from frustration of underestimation and underappreciation. However this is a consequence of taking nothing seriously on the surface which then feeds into his own cycle of personal violence. "but I never enjoyed it. I'm not a violent dog. I don't know why I bite." - The first half of the quote referring to the lack of enjoyment from violence reminds me a lot of his introspection of his time with Price. Even if he got part of the memories of Price removed, he still remembers most of it, just not the forced killing aspect. I think he remembers a time where everyone around him found enjoyment in violence where he never did. If Gillion is a well trained guard dog Chip is the flea bitten dog on the street. They're scrawny and people keep far from them because they're afraid of being attacked, because those dogs aren't seen as dogs they're seen as threats. Those dogs had to become violent for their own survival, and that's something we've seen displayed with Chip. Especially when he was younger in Price's gang. Though Chip is aware of his upbringing as bad, I don't think he's fully aware what a mark that left on him.

[sparkbugs]

My liveblog reaction post for JRWI Riptide 114! :3 SPOILERS AHEAD if that wasn’t obvious.

I completely forgot. About the bastion/stronghold. IF THEY LEAVE THE SHIP THEY LOSE THE TELEPORTER.

Haha! Ha. Wowie this is extremely stressful to start a session Jesus Christ. Pls get good perception AGGG. The laughter but it’s so stress LMAOOO AAAA

If anyone dies this episode! Haha.

How is this all 10 mins into the episode it’s just a terrible chase scene I am so. Aughhh

THANK GOD TBEY GOT TO THE DOCKS. BUT IS THE SHIP OKAY. if the ship fucking denigrates they lose their teleporter man they need that to get home if anything haha! Aggghghsh

The fucking. Fish shoes. Also PORTABLE HOLE LMAOOO

Gryffon :( my boy protect the ship my guy ily

Godddd because of the title I’m so fucking sure there’s stuff about Jay’s family here. I’m so sure there’s lots of things here but it’s so not safe.

Darkness lets gooo… oh.. that audio… ohhhhggg ahhdnjs oh goddddd

“Hello..?” *unimaginable horror response in a roar*

HOW HAS IT ONLY BEEN 25 MINS THERE ARE UNIMAGINABLE HORRORS THIS IS TERRIFYING

Portable holeeeee that’s a smart play, but that’s terrifying to think bout the helmet

“GUYS YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS” “what is it gill?” “Stairs!” “… that’s a ladder gill-“ I love them so much

More unimaginable horror sounds! Oh boy! This is. It’s been 30 fucking minutes.

Oh yucky.. skin… Jesus.. oh noooogghdjhdns

ITS GONE?!?!? WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO.

THIS IS NOT THE FUCKING TIME TO BE ARGUINGGGG AAAAGGGG

I hate this so fucking much actually

The bit shoes.. Charlie please

We have made it 40 mins in let’s goooo haha. Ha!

A GLHYPHHJDHHSHS JAY NO WHAT HEY. FIREEE????? 37 POINTS HOLYYYY FUCKKKKK

HAHSJFHSJAIDJSUHWKS CREATURES THEYRE HERE AND THEYRE ANGRY

Haha it’s all fine now. Also the fucking bones aren’t real??? What. HAHAHAHAJGSIW UH OH BIZLY PLEASSEE

LMAOOO HAHAGGGSHDA THE PARANOIA IS SO FUCKING REAL

HAHSHSHSHA THE FUCKING MICROCHIPS IN THE WATER NOO STOP FUCKIN WITH GILL LMAO

Almost an hour in!! Woooooo! No ones dead thank fucking god

Thank god Chip please make sure no one dies thank u skelly man <3

Floor threeeee baybeee surely nothing happens here. :)

There’s someone waiting for themmmmm hahaha

“Jay can you do me a flavor right now?”

AHAHSHSHSHA WHATTTT WDYMMMM EVERYTHING GULLIOKFNXUSHSO GILLION NOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCKSHAIABA also the last quote being Gillion’s last words man. Yikes

Where is my boy where is my boy where is my boy. IS THAT HIS FUCKING SKIN

ITS HIS FUCKING SKINH IM SO MOT OKAY WHWRE IS MY BOY WHEFE IS HE. GIVE HIM BACK THEY JUST GOT HIM VACK

Haha. I’m fine :) I’m gonna ignore that for now haha cause why. Would that be an issue :)

I’m so worried about him actually. Bring him back

THEY WERE FUCKING EXPERIMENTING ON THE ICHOR. I KNEW IT BUT GOD THE CONFIRMATION IS. UGHHHGHDJSK yea this is such a navy thing to do. Yuck

Oh my god they didn’t see what skin the trition in the ground was. What if that was Edyn. Oh I’m so unwell.

GODDD THEYRE USING THE LEVIATHAN AND THE FUCKING ICHOR AS A SUPER WEAPON. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE NAVY.

NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH THE EPISODE YET WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK

Chip is so me I would totally. Grab bone pieces. EWWWW WHY MORE SKIN GROSS HOW MANY PEOPLE DID THEY FUCKING KILL

DEATHWARD SAVED THIS MAN PLEASE STAY MY GUY I LOVE YOU. this man is being crucified.. oh my god,,

Holy shit.. Kuba kenta :o is that u bitch

ITS HIMMMM HOLYYYY SHITTYTTT HAHSHSHSHAHA he’s such a bastard but also such a good villain… godddddd he’s just a fluffy guy :3

Mmmmmm machineeeeee

Giving me The Core from Amphibia vibes. This is fucking TERRIFYING. I MEAN I WAS RIGHT HERE CAUSE GILLION WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. PLEASE. GILLION WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. WHY DID YOU SIT IN THE CHAIR

WHWIDUDISHWJDJEIEJAIWHDIRJE GILLION. WHAT THE FUCK. Oh

Oh my god. 0 initiative. Oh my god Gillion please

“I would like to touch myself… and say- there’s more wait” PLEASEEE CHARLIEEE LMAOOOO

AWAAA RUN GILLION RUNNNNNN

“Oh my god, Gillion’s not fast.” HES RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE RIGHT NOW SO MAYBE HE IS??

It’s totally him right. YEA it’s Gilly :) why hasn’t he told them about Kuba Kenta.

Aughhhhghhfjskb CONDI?!??? LMAOOOO

Why. Are you. I. I despise them so much.

FIREWALL AUGHHGH NOT AGAIN

“CHEEBO” the rest of chips skin is fucking burnt off Jesus Christ

.. oh fuck. There’s more people going in????? It better not be the rest of the crew. INVISIBLITY WENT DOWN IGHDHDHSJS

Bones… gill I’m so sorry man :(

CHIP STOP BEING LIKE THAT YOU LOVE THEM. You love them. They you’re besties.

NATURAL 1 BUT IGS A FUCKING 23 WHAT THE HELLLLLL

Aughhhhhhhh paijnnnm pleaseeee surely nothing goes wrong mannnn what the hell

… conch shell time haha uh oh surelyyyy this will be fine

Jay my beloved <3 you got this girl

AAAA Grandma Ferin… SHES FUCKING CRAZY HOLY SHIT. Vault… time.. oh no. Woahhhh wonder. If that’s the true prophecy in there

CONDI DEAFENED AUGSJHSJGA WHATTT NO BRING HIM BACK OH FUCK

Haha they’re trapping themselves in this room. Uh oh.

OH. GILLION. OH NO. OH NOOO WHAT. HELLO. HEY. Uh oh. Hey. WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK WHAT IS GOING ON

WHERE IS MY FISH MAN WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE

THE HORRORS ARE THERE THE HORRORS. THATS WBY HE DIDNT TELL ABLUT KUBA KENTA OH MY GOD

…

The sword. Thank god.

PELASEEEE DONT LET ANY OF TJEM DIE OM GONIFNIBSJA GILLIONS GOING GO SAVE HIS FRIEND HES FOINF AS FAST AS HE VAN

JAY PLEASE GO HELP PLEASE FUCKKKK ING HELL

Ichor creature. Godddddd

I don’t even have words this is just combat that’s terrible and I hate it

Aughhdhxhsishdjsn man. People have been so right about how this episode is Bad bad. Like. Wow.

2 and half hours in. Pain and suffering. Please don’t let Chip die again. Charlie did really fucking good playing his doppelgänger without breaking that’s insane.

Gillion’s yelling at each other would be so much funnier if it wasn’t. A life or death situation

CHARLIE SALUTING IM SO UPSET PLEASSESS LET THEM LIVE

YEAHAHAHAHDHDHS GET HIS ASS JAY

HAHA HEY.

HOW ARE THEY TYING IM GONNA CRYYYY

HE WCJDJDSHS HE DID IT HE FUCKING DID IT OM GONAN THROW UP OHHHHGG MU GOD

GILLIONS STUFF FUCKKKKING WAITAAGGG

HAHAHDHSGWGE KUBA KENTA MENTION.

Oh. He’s. Opening. Kubas cage. Gillion. Hey.

Haha they have to go back UP?!? Well. Riptide pirates, it was nice knowing you.

Chip. Can’t be healed I am so upset. Also I feel like the creatures are just going to escape. And Kuba Kenta is going to be Right There.

Dopplegilly you bitch ass mother fucker give my boy back his stuff

WHDIXHSIDHS THEY PUT HIM IN THE HOLE??? Well. I mean. Go off

I hope they don’t fucking fall into the lava. Like seriously after all that.

Well. Gillion. Please let this man get his stuff. WALL OF WATER THANK GODDDD

How is there a half hour left.

HE HAS MISTY STEP. CHARLIE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

I am so. AUEGUESHS THE LIFE DEBT OF DOPPELGILLY GOINF BACK INTK THE HOLE PLEASE LMAOOOO WHAT IS THIS

Please get out of here please just get the ship off the island oh my god

So much murderrr please go n get them and get out im so ahdichdiebz

oh . The fucking. Turrets. LMFAO COUNTER SPELL THE FUCKING ASS TURRETS JDDIDBKS

THE FUCKCONF DECK IM GONNA LOSE IT PLEASE. DONT LET HIM DO THAT PLEASE

WHY NOT JUST FUCKING THROW THE DECK OF CARDS UP. WHY. I’m gonna.

THE IDIOT CARD. OH MY GODDD HAHAHDJDHAUA 3 INTELLIGENCE IM SOGONGNDHSBA

THE VOID. LMAOOOO HES FUCKING GONE THANK GOD. Anyways the TURRETS.

THEY FUCKING DID IT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

Well. That was. An episode. Well. I can see why everyone was freaking out about it LMAO THEYRE ALIVE THOUGH LETS GOOOO RIPTIDE PIRATES

[wanderingbards]

Some of my favorite quotes that I've noted down from across the jrwi campaigns.

Unspecified spoilers for up to Riptide ep 84, BiTB finale, and Prime Defenders s2ep17. These are also wildly out of order!

"He backflipped? Well that means he's returned to the water cycle!"

"I'm not very smart...but I'd invent nukes."

"Ashe... Ashe get the bible-"

"Oh my god it's not just trauma... it's slow burn trauma!"

"I would rather deal with this madness than be completely alone."

"It meant nothing to me." "It meant nothing to you? ...I don't believe that."

"Just... tell me what you want. So that I can fight for it."

"Now's your chance to prove you became something at all."

"If things go well and we get you out of here... make sure you live enough for all of us."

"It's because it's where you were born."

"Okay what unfinished business does William have?" "Well next episode when Condi and I make out and cry-"

"You're a real fucking hero, and I just don't want you to get killed!"

"I'm gonna do something good for once."

"I was just thinking, like, stabbing is therapeudic... can Jay also stab Gillion like, once a night?"

"I'll keep you safe, even if you wanna kill me."

"Please don't go back in there."

"Getting away from you was the best decision I ever made."

"What do I do guys, Grizzly's gonna have sex with Bizly's mom!"

"Oh we're matching! ...OH FUCK, WE'RE MATCHING!"

"You cannot be free just by running."

"Please don't let me go."

[codecicle]

Read the intro post

wow what a cool and awesome person...

FUCKING 14 YOU ARE A CHILD MY GOOD SIR??? /LH

1: YOOOOOO YOU THINK IM A COOL AND AWESOME PERSON?? THANKS MAN :DD and 2: LMAOOOOOO YEA I AM!! I've been on here since I was like, 11-ish? not sure. my friend introduced me to tumblr during the beginning of my 7th grade year! (and fun fact: that same friend is both my mutual and the person that gave me my nickname actually!! which turned into my url ^_^)

anyway, I'm going to rant underneath your ask about being a child now im so sorry 😔

It's always been so weird being as young as I am both on tumblr and in the fandom space I'm currently a part of. Like realistically, a 14 y/o boy liking minecraft/mcyt sounds really normal but I don't know anyone my age that is open about being a part of this space. I think growing up on tumblr instead or twitter or tiktok honestly really helped when it comes to being happy in my intrests, since almost every other freshman to ever exist has no idea what this website is and they have no chance of ever finding my posts to make fun of me with them. I still use the other two, but I don't post and I only really open them when a cc like Charlie or Ted posts.

It's hilarious to me that because of my current intrests (jrwi and charlie in general) almost everyone that I'm friends with on here are much older minors or adults, mainly because charlie has a pretty mature and well rounded audience (THANK FUCKING GOD 🙏🙏), but also because everybody else my age that are in this fandom are on tiktok. Using tiktok for me and actually posting is kinda unsafe because of the way the tiktok contact sharing works? if someone from my classes finds it through "recommend accounts" then they can look through my account and harrass me if they recognize who it is. Not to steal a Charlie Slimecicle quote for a second, but I was rewatching an old podcast episode from the very beginning of 2020 and he described it as "elevated highschool" which I 100% agree with. Even 3 years later it's still very much just a higher form of highschool bullshit to have to deal with.

But since I don't post on tiktok I don't really have much to worry about!! My account is blank and it's the same @ as my url so nobody should recognize it and put a face to a name which im grateful for. However, being on tumblr isn't the greatest either;

People on here are all adults and I feel a little bit intimidated? In a sense? I understand that I'm a LOT different than most kids my age and I don't typically have anything to worry about but!! I feel like that's what makes it worse. The other people my age that were or still are on here don't understand tumblr etiquette, don't understand not to act like this is twitter and not have stupid cubito discourse, or just aren't funny? Idk I've just never found anyone my age (with the exception of like 3 of my mutuals you guys are amazing and I love you) that I can really talk to on here, so all of the friends I've made are much much older. I'm smart with who I talk to and how I talk to them so I'm safe don't worry!! My parents raised me right and online safety is such a wonderful thing, but one of my closest mutuals on here is in college right now, and the others are juniors or seniors in highschool. I kept my age out of my bio for so long but honestly that was because I was terrified I would scare away the people that I trusted so much because literally obviously it's going to feel weird for them to be mutuals with a genuine honest to god child. I'm relatively close to turning 15 so I'm getting less and less worried about stuff like that happening but eh that was still a real fear for a while.

Anyway sorry for the rant!! TLDR; highschool sucks, I'm scared of being this young on a platform and fandom full of adults and I have to be extra careful, and also charlie slimecicle is a pretty cool guy to look up to so I feel like him being [vine boom sound effect] my COMFORT STREAMER kinda works out in my favor ngl :D

[realjrwiquotes]

day 109

Chip: I have Gillion Tidestrider he's my inspiration. Chip: I'm never beating the alle[gay]tions bro.

Riptide: Humble Beginnings submitted by @starsinoursystem

[felixisfruity]

FOR SEND A CHARACTER: JRWI JAY :DD

YEAHHAHH JAYYY I LOVE HER

First impression: I started jrwi so long ago that honestly I don‘t remember, but I think I was more a fish and chips fan that a jay one

Impression now: I LOVE JAY SO MUCH AUGHHHAGAHA she‘s my favourite. im still unfortunately not caught up but i . SHE IS SO???!!! im bad with words but you get the sentiment

Favorite moment: again im not caught up and i dont think i have a favourite sorry 😭 i cant pick

Idea for a story: uhhhhhh i used to have fic ideas but right now im hyperfixated on something else and i dont really have any (sorry to have so many cop out answers)

Unpopular opinion: i didnt really like jay‘s moment in the block arc where she said stuff was fake and didnt mean anything to her (i‘d have to fish up the quote) because it just didnt feel real? im sure i missed some context there but it didnt really get the feels for me. ANYWAY FAT JAY FERIN-

Favorite relationship: qpr polypirates and navyseal :3 i dont really mind romantic or platonic for navyseal i just love it either way

Favorite headcanon: fat jay ferin big nose jay ferin oohh stretch marks and scars and freckles jay ferin-

[ghostwiser]

just realized that if you put a word in quotes in a tag it just gets its own tag. I wrote "cringe" in the middle of a tag and it separated to the front as a tag when I rb'd. someone with jrwi brainrot may have seen me tag one of their posts as cringe I'm so sorry I s2g that was not real

[realjrwiquotes]

day 110

Shilo: I'd like to start... Charlie: Okay Shilo Shilo: Crying.

The Suckening #12: The Twilight Zone submitted by @starsinoursystem

[realjrwiquotes]

day 79

Chip: You know what Gill, I guess this one is my destiny Gillion: It's your destiny to have gay sex Chip: I've been running from this one

Riptide #112: Light in the Dark - 32:58 submitted by @wiwi-wisp

[realjrwiquotes]

day 80

Chip: Yeah, Gillion, actually uh... Gillion: Yes pookie? Chip: I think we- what?

Riptide #113: Dark Puckered Hole - 8:28 submitted by @wiwi-wisp

[realjrwiquotes]

day 33

Jay Ferin: Fuck my fucking gay ass stupid life

Riptide #114: Still Not Ferin Well - 1:47:40 submitted by anon timestamp provided by @foxtriestobiteandmaimandkilland