Joey: I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit.
Buddy: Mr.Drew, is that legal?
Joey: When the cops aren’t around, anything’s legal!
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Thomas , walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Wally: Hey.
Norman: Hi.
Jack: Hello.
Grant : Hey!
Thomas : I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Shawn: We were out of Doritos.
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