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[hollowporcelain]

Quotev death anniversary is in like. 11 days... feel like we need to Do Something™️ for it but idk what. Our current idea is writing some fucked up evil crackship quotev x tumblr fic or something (since so many users fled to tumblr, including us...) and that feels. So absurd. But absurd in an almost befitting way... hrmm

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Seeing magnetos big naturals in my twitter follower list while im in the commencement line like bro now is literally NOT the time can you do this later

[rohirric-hunter]

Hey so what do we think the chances are of a mournful wraith spawning off one of the priestesses at the end of The Sacrificial Tower, thus preventing me from being able to defeat all 3 priestesses in time and forcing me to fail the mission three times in a row

[antihibikase]

Angel of my dreams, I will always love you.

Case | Faceplate

[perilegs]

i had a long spiel about how good firefox is especially compared to chrome (or any chromium browsers) at work last week and today i got a message from a co worker who had downloaded firefox and is freaking out about how much faster and better it is <33

[puhpandas]

roblox changing the price of hats from like 2012 that were like 13 robux because they made the MINUMUM amount a hat can be 75 robux is insane

[decentwinter]

Hey Tumblr you kinda fucked up with that

[prideraiised]

|| After ten thousand years...the desktop theme has been fixed...please tell me...what thou think...of the new graphic...

[greyias]

After much dithering. I finally figured out Grey's new, very not snowy weather appropriate, Life Day party dress:

And as stills do not do the absolute sparkliness justice, some motion:

[alicentlesbian]

i hate the pinterest algorithm so bad you save one pin with a butterfly in it or something and then your entire home page is butterfly pins until you go to the tune your homefeed page and remove it. and this continues forever with everything you ever save

[two-person-job]

hi it's been a month and a new . hold. is over me. it's called hollow knight. and. I have. like. 50 hours in it. in the past two weeks. 150ish total. and i've almost 100%'d it achievement wise. I already got the pure completion/112% completion achievement the only thing I have left is um the p5 ending which i've gotten really close to. I got to abs-rad last time which is funny because the time before that I got to pv before dying and that's also funny because the time before THAT I got to nkg so each time I only got one boss further so hopefully next time if I make it past pv again i'll beat abs-rad (ofc I need to practice against her but yk (I'm so bad at fighting her)) ALSO tiso is my favorite character he's the best he's my favorite ant EVER second place goes to god tamer she's cool. I hate fighting her tho she actually can ruin my p5 run. boooo. grimm gets me my health back tho he's real one. anyways ig unpopular opinion but I LOVE godseeker idc that she hates ghost in a normal playthrough I heart her she's the best :) and I like cloth a lot too that's a normal opinion I think cloth is really neat! hive knight is also my second favorite character. I loveee the little bit of lore we actually get about him and I like how he goes "bzzz huzzah!" because that's so real hive knight!! huzzah!! and pure vessel. pv. oughh they're totally my favorite fight with hive knight being my second. pure vessel is so much funnn like idc that they already deal double damage like. they're soo much fun!!!! and speaking of vessels lost kin is also the best lost kin makes me want to cry sometimes. ough the nod after you finish the dream battle I KNOW THE LORE I KNOW WHAT THAT NOD MEANS RAHHHHH. I also like monomon and quirrel a lot. jellyfish and pillbug combo my beloved.. I want. the next username I need to make. monomonn. because I love her. and I think her name is super neat. also nkg is pretty cool but like his name is kind of. middle schooler. nightmare king grimm.. muah ah ah... but he's a fun fight he's an enjoyable fight. idc that he's also double damage it's fun!! it's so much fun I love how. he's .pink. anyways. yeagh. bzzz HUZZAH! bzzzzz HUZZAH!

[sidereus-stars]

I'm going to. sob. I just lost all of my tabs

[divinekangaroo]

attempting to get into the fluidity of using sharepoint and finally starting to feel my age re: interface design

[witchblade]

the cartridge slot on the nintendo switch feels antediluvian it borders on like medieval technology like on the one hand it Works Fine but on the other i feel like im handling some kind of new tech from the 60s before springs and latches were invented

[new-berry]

NSFW not true the opening of Harry/Dan.

Harry waits impatiently, only just stopping himself from knocking again. He’d messaged Dan he was in the elevator and would be there shortly - but he hadn’t had a response yet. There’s a moment of disconnect, Dan is the occasional captain of his side and isn’t obligated from wide eyed wonder to reply. In fact politeness will possibly be the only reason he does.

There is the thump of a door swinging into a wall and muted swearing and then Dan’s in front of him in an England t-shirt and boxers. Harry looks down at the tattoos on his thighs that are probably big enough to cover Harry’s then back then up again

He thinks his smile may look sharp. He’d soften it but it was to hide that he was about to start drooling.

Harry can feel the hum of adrenaline in his system, even after dealing with the press and his post-game routine. It’s still there after all this time : the thrill of winning - and of scoring. It had made him feel invincible when he was a kid. It made him feel invincible now.

“How’s Anthony?” Harry smiles again. He nudges past Dan, the perfect opening. ��Doctor was checking him out. Cross fingers and all that.” Dan has a little frown in the centre of his forehead. There’s a unique thrill in having to look so far up. Tino had been in the elevator with him. Harry had politely - maybe politely, potentially politely - told him that he wasn’t needed.

“I might call him…” Dan makes a motion to his phone and Harry steps further forward blocking that pass with ease. “Don’t want to bother the boy,” he says smoothly. Dan still looks worried and Harry goes on: “Curtis was with him, mother hen mode in full effect. He’ll be well taken care of.”

“Appreciate you letting me know H.” Another thing that Harry isn’t entirely used to. A voice deeper than his. Dan is looking with expectation at the door and then at him. Harry’s pretty sure it’s only the element of surprise that causes Dan to actually move when he is shoved against the wall. But Harry’s used to taking any small advantage. There’s a little fission if pleasureshock when he actually has to push slightly up on his toes to claim the kiss.

It’s no shock that Dan tastes and smells like the plainness of toothpaste and a musky masculine deodorant. The kiss must be a shock though. Dan’s hands are almost immediately pushing back at Harry’s hips with his mouth tightly closed.

“H?” Harry’s firmly pushed back this time, Dan’s head tilted back to make claiming at his mouth again impossible without a step ladder.

“Your boys are injured or busy, can’t let your debut go uncelebrated.”

Dan’s eyes slightly widen. “Ahhh…” his voice trails off, “I’m not that new Harry, besides no one at Newcastle waits for a game.” Dan grins and sweeps his hair back with one hand, “we don’t even wait to get to St George’s it’s grand.”

[calithso]

i restarted my laptop cause discord wasn't working and now it's lagging and i'm unable to press undo on csp without erasing every line