#renesme lacey

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Dex receives the customary phone call informing them that their brother Nick is dead

Dex: yeah? THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION!

Grim: oh hey Ren, what's up? How's the fam?

Ren: same old, and you?

Grim: working on New Year's Eve! Can you believe it? I'm so burned out I swear

Ren: come on, grab a piece

Grim: FINALLY! I'm starving, but does anyone care that Grim is always working around the clock?

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The party is over and everyone leaves, only the real ones stay behind to help clean up!

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Everyone came to the party and of course pink cake and pink cupcakes were served...to Renesme's side of the family's dismay.

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And it's finally time to blow those candles!! Ready or not...here we go!

Elevan: Hello 40s! Does anyone know of any good plastic surgery mods??

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Ellie's (Old) Adult birthday party is taking place at Dorothy's of course! And everyone is coming - yes even the Ranch gays!