#renjun meme bios

[njmdoll]

huang renjun corta o cabelo e da o rabo 😬

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repost de headers da minha antiga conta!

[donghyuckasblog]

nct bios!locs

eu i o hyuck esperando o comeback do michael jackson.

renjun líder supremo da coreia do norte.

hendery i eu assistindo homem aranha em full hd 4k dublado no xvideos.

o yuta tá comendo as meninas MAS CONTINUA SENDO O MEU MARIDO e cadê o seu TA ONDE FOFOQUEIRA?

chenle i eu dividindo almoço no refeitorio do presido dps de mandar nctzen smt

🚨 grave : na jaemin tem 97 doenças mentais e está banido da maioria dos espaços públicos por cantar ottoke ottoke.

2yang : nossa mas esse xxxtentacion nao lança álbum não?

para de chorar yukhei, so tá tocando justin bieber q saco

ten i eu dançando mc pipokinha.

[nwoedits]

𝗛𝗨𝗔𝗡𝗚 𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗝𝗨𝗡 : グリッチモード ☻ テディベアロッキングチェアハンマー !

[anggelic]

eu amo tanto o jisung, será que eu sou o chenle ?

[haechiiie]

i believe in lee donghyuck supremacy

[rocambole-s]

ศิลปะแห่งการถ่ายภาพ

[hyudream]

credits : @fancyren

nct dream opacando a tds cmo siempre 💋💋💋

[doiewar]

voce odeia o jeno? e odeia mais oq? minorias? animais? idosos?

sou corna mas é pra mim que o jongin diz eu te amo tds os dias

taehyung mto meu e quem disser q não está sujeito a levar processo

quero que todos saibam que o renjun é o maior mas n mto pois sou ciumenta

eu e beomgyu ouvindo banda de emo juntos (coisa de casal

random kpop meme bios

mude de acordo com seus pronomes!

[puonis]

Nct Dream Meme Bios

mae de pet ((jaemin

jeno quanto eh 1+1 ? (namora cmg pfvrkk

sim eu amo MILFS .. Meu Incrível mark Lee Feliz Sorrindo

donghyuck i eu ouvindo michael jackson

renjun eu n sei mas acho que vc devia fzr uma serenata pra mim #minhaopiniao

Sim jisung eu vou pagar seus robux tb t amo amr ☺️

recebendo aulas de como ser um bom hetero com Zhong Chenle !!

[bytooru]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀NCT Dream Meme Bios

mark i eu comendo melancia juntos ((coisa d casal

renjun por você eu bebo o mar de canudinho 😔

anjo tem quatro letras........ jeno?

nem de exatas e nem de humanas, apenas do haechan

search : 10hrs de ottoke song do jaemin

eu i o chenle fofocando na esquina

jisung&eu competindo no just dance

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[mistymark]

rating nct based on what their tinder profiles would look like.

idea from @aqiaquas :)  pls this is entirely a joke

taeil: 9/10. his profile is pretty authentic tbh, lists his favourite artists in his bio and his pics are nice. -1 point for having a brilliant music taste but choosing something like ‘rich girl’ as his anthem.

Johnny: 7/10. everything is a 10/10 - photos, song choice, conversation - except for his bio. I feel like he’d mention photography and coffee and it’s just a no from me (-3 points).

taeyong: 10/10 profile. I have no idea what would be in it but I just know it would be good. talks about himself in a way that doesn’t sound vain and sounds genuinely interested when texting. bad at replying though.

yuta: 5/10. undersells himself, really. the photos he has on his profile aren’t the best photos of him. they’re not bad just.... why? bio is pretty good, though. mentions anime. and winwin, probably. everyone he talks to asks if winwin is his ex.

ten: 8/10. doesn’t really care for it. just made it when his friends did. has the word ‘bitch’ somewhere in his bio. leaves you on read. most of his photos are really good pics of just him but the last pic is of his friends :) 

kun: 4/10. chaotic. his friends definitely made it and his bio is just reviews they left of him like “yea pretty good guy - yangyang” and “I love you Mum - hendery”. got locked out of his account for a year.

doyoung: 4/10. has two photos and they were taken seconds apart. gives off good vibes though. has an ‘anthem’ that doesn’t make you cringe. takes at least a week to respond, though.

winwin: 8/10. all-round very decent profile. good range of pics. has a dirty pun that uses his name as the punchline. 

jaehyun: 7/10. his profile has the bare minimum tbh. barely any bio, it’s just his location. and only like 3 pics. should be a 10 but -3 points for being so attractive it looks like he’d be a douche. or a catfish.

jungwoo: 9/10. all his pics are in different and exciting locations. the bio is a solid description of him and his hobbies. -1 point because he has a very explicit song as his anthem.

lucas: 8/10. all his photos are really good. he does include a shirtless pic. and has too many emojis in his bio. -1 point because he definitely has his height in there.

hendery: 9/10. honestly you think its a joke. half the photos of him look like memes. at least one deep-fried pic of him from when he was like 12. his bio is short and sweet. guaranteed good convo.

xiaojun: 8/10. his bio is a little pretentious, like a quote or philosophical rant or something. but still makes you wanna chat. the photos are hella attractive but -1 point for his first pic being him with a guitar.

mark: 4/10. his bio is one chunk of text and instead of a period he uses ‘ahaha’ at the end of every sentence. had one photo on his profile until his friends made him add more. has only matched with two people because he doesn’t like the swiping part.

renjun: 6/10. good profile but gives off “I like art and music. Let’s talk about it.” kinda vibes. wouldn’t actually have that in his bio, though. does have a passive aggressive comment targeting the friends that made him make it, despite the fact they’ll never see it.

jeno: 7/10. his profile is nice and simple. uses casual selfies as his photos. -1 point for having jaemin in half of them. -2 points because he’s probably a dry texter hsjdjfhd

jaemin: 9/10. his profile is aesthetic as fuck somehow? the colour of his outfit in the first pic matches the emojis in his bio. -1 point for not replying to any of his matches.

donghyuck: 3/10. his photos are either too model-like or memes. mentions that he has “good taste in memes” and probably something cliche like walks along the beach in his bio. never texts first but gets offended when his matches don’t text him.

yangyang: 8/10. a good mix of attractive and funny photos. bio is funny, too. but a kind of niche humour that only a few people would get. but it also means all his matches are good. -2 points because has too many pics of his friends that sometimes people ask about them and not him :(

chenle: 5/10. all his photos are basically the same, just with different hair colours. has his own iconic quote as part of his bio but no one really gets it. still worth the match, though.

jisung: 1/10. says his friends made him make it. “I think I’m 6′ idk” is in his bio. and something about dance. doesn’t even swipe, just has a profile.

[oneletterelliot]

Hot Sauce (NCT Dream) - liveblog reaction

Disclaimer: I did listen to this album once through already, plus the previews and whatnot, so this is not quite a first impression reaction.

Hot Sauce - Is it just me or do the opening shouty vocals not sound like any of the dreamies? Chenle’s line. I was NOT ready for how low his voice was? It sounds so good. The mumbly nonsense bit sounds kinda like that one song that gets memed a bunch, doesn’t it? The vocal quality to Jeno’s rapping here really reminds me of how he sounded in “Misfit.” I think I like it. Lots of good harmony moments. Renjun’s voice is lovely as always. I’m digging his and Chenle’s harmonizing in the bridge. Haechan’s high note. Yes. I like the beat of this song. Definitely makes me want to dance. Mark going, “I’m the one!” I’m a fan. More “Hot Sauce” thoughts here.

Diggity - Okay, so based of the dreamverse (that’s what it’s called, right?) video, I said here that I didn’t love the song but I liked the choreography a lot. Not loving the song is holding up for now, but it definitely has the vibe of one of those NCT songs that I don’t originally care for but the more I listen to it, the more I like it (see also “Punch”). It is pretty catchy. Renjun’s voice is swaying me, I’ll admit. Also I do really like the instrumental. I think it’s the rap I’m not sold on (yet). Is that Jisung’s low voice at 2:49 underneath the higher harmonies? I’m kind of into it. God, I didn’t even watch the dreamverse video that much but I can so clearly picture the choreo while listening to this song, it’s that good.

Dive Into You - I love this opening arpeggio instrumental. Thinking about Jisung’s voice again. I always forget how much I it. I really like the chorus, nice harmony and fun melody. Renjun’s and Haechan’s ad libs (I think it’s them at least) make me happy. 2:07, Jisung’s voice again? (Edit: I looked it up and yes, of course, it’s Jisung. It’s just that for a second I thought it could be Chenle because...) Tbh my brain has been rattled by Chenle’s lower register he displayed in “Hot Sauce.” I want more of it. Is that Renjun who closes the song? Sounds good. (Edit: It’s CHENLE actually. Uh-oh, Renjun, look out, he might be coming for your crown as my favorite NCT Dream vocalist lmao.)

My Youth - This song sounds SO coming-of-age movie. Of course it’s called “My Youth.” I know I keep gushing about Renjun’s voice, but he always sounds so good holy shit. Jisung’s voice again! I guess I’m gonna keep gushing about him too. Oh, Mark, you sound amazing too. Whoever is rapping at the 2 minute mark (Jaemin?), the cadence of this bit really reminds of the “baby, it’s 4:35 / maybe I’m barely alive” part of Maroon 5’s “Girls Like You” lmao. Mashup, when? The “ooh-ooh-ooh”s over the chorus sound amazing. Oh my god, the harmony in the bridge is SO GOOD. My brain couldn’t even focus on thinking about which of the Dream vocal trio was singing it, but damn, it was so good. (Edit: According to the lyric video I looked it, it was Renjun/Chenle harmony I was reacting to, and then a Chenle/Jisung harmony! Jisung’s harmonies this album have been really nice!!)

Rocket - Funky start. Supremely makes me want to dance. I think this would be a cha cha, but there is something a little samba-y about the beat. I know I, like, haven’t said anything about the vocals—I do like them—I’m just enjoying this beat / instrumental so much. No thoughts, only vibing. Digging the vocal mixing of the chorus. I’m shoulder-dancing in my seat as I listen to this. “Yeah, yeah!” Strong contender for my favorite song off the album. Shit, maybe it is a samba? Man, it’s been so long since I’ve gotten to ballroom dance :(

Countdown (3, 2, 1) - Oh, what time is it? IS THAT CHENLE’S ICONIC DOLPHIN LAUGH UNDER MARK’S VOICE? Renjun’s voice here reminds me a bit of “Ridin’,” so you know I like it because I believe in Renjun “Ridin’” supremacy. This also might end up being a song that I don’t really like until I listen to it a several more times. You know that thing in the instrumental that sounds like “90s Love?” Yeah. Mark sounds good in this song. I bet this song samples something. Not clue what. But I just Feel™ it does. Haechan’s high note at the end of the bridge did not do it for me, sorry bud :( Oh, I guess I like Mark’s “tick tick tock” bit.

ANL - Intro feels VERY similar to “Dive Into You,” doesn’t it? Same kind of feeling with the arpeggios, yeah? Like “My Youth,” it would feel right at home in a coming-of-age movie. 1:12, did they just say, “Yeah, we can bang all day?” “YEAH, I GIVE IT TO YOU EVERY NIGHT” ?!?!?!?!?!??! IS THIS A SONG ABOUT SEX? IT SOUNDS LIKE IT MIGHT BE A SONG ABOUT SEX? (No comment on the fact that “ANL” looks like............. well, you know.) (Edit: So apparently it’s “we can PAINT all day,” but the other line is actually “I give it to you every night,” which is, hmm, well.) 1:51, is this Jaemin? I like it a surprisingly large amount. (Edit: Yes, it’s Jaemin. Is this the comeback that makes me fall in love with his rapping? Hmm.) This song also makes me want to dance, but in a different way than “Hot Sauce” or “Rocket.” RENJUN IN THE BRIDGE?! THE HARMONY?! VERY NICE HONESTLY. Is this Jisung after the bridge at 2:53? Wow, I really do like his voice, huh? (Edit: yes, it’s Jisung, so jk, Jaemin, the rapper I’m falling in love with this come back is him and not you.) The line “I want to be your sunshine, girl” makes me cringe. The type of English line they’d give to Johnny in an NCT 127 song.

Irreplaceable - This song is SO funky, and I love it. I’ve said before that Haechan’s voice isn’t my favorite (I acknowledge he’s a very good singer; the tonal quality of it just doesn’t appeal to me personally), but it does fit this song very well. Kind of has a Motown, Jackson 5 vibe, which I really dig. Another song that makes me want to dance. Another contender for — did Jaemin just say “climax” (1:31)? I’m sorry? (Edit: Look, I know that’s not an inherently sex-related word, and that’s obviously not how it’s being used here, but it’s just a funny word to be used for the one random English word in the middle of the song, you know?) — my favorite song off the album. “Yeah, we about to hug and kiss,” okay, Mark. I don’t know why, but I really want to do the “Touch” dance with the arms to this song?

Be There For You - It makes sense to put the ballad after the bop that was “Irreplaceable.” I haven’t really been following all the promotional material for this album, but this is a vocal trio unit song, right? It kind of reminds of “My Everything.” Like, there’s a range of type of NCT ballad, and I think this and “My Everything” fall into the same category. 1:22, god, Renjun, your voice is so good. (I know my favoritism is showing so hard but whatever, I don’t care. I love his voice.) I like the backing harmonies. Very soft. I probably won’t listen to this song much, simply because I don’t listen to ballads much (Chinese ballads notwithstanding) but I do like it.

Rainbow - Back to the coming-of-age vibes like in “Dive Into You” and “ANL.” I can’t decide if I like the similar vibes for cohesiveness of the album or if I dislike it because I think they’re too similar. Wow, this is really a “get your lighter and/or cellphone out and wave in the air” kind of song, huh. Rap at 1:40 (Jisung?), I like it. (Sorry, the title “Rainbow” is just reminding me of how I recently told my parents, “oh, I think this guy I went to high school with is queer because he has the rainbow flag emoji in his insta bio,” and my dad said, “maybe he just really likes colors.” PLEASE.) The harmonies are nice. Renjun’s ad libs towards the end (3:05-3:17 ish), yes. I like the song, it won’t be a favorite, but this is a nice note to end the album on.

Over all thoughts: It’s a good album. Really enjoyable and definitely feels cohesive. I love the mix of peppy, dancey energy and this kind of soft yearning coming-of-age feeling. It makes a lot of sense for NCT Dream’s first full album. Chenle and Jisung are both pleasantly surprising me, and I’m looking forward to seeing how their voices continue to develop in the future. (Side note: SM, please let Chenle sing in his lower register more! His high voice is lovely, but so is his low voice!) Favorite songs currently are “Rocket” and “Irreplaceable.” 

[anggelic]

isso aí vadias eu sou tipo “td bem?, vai escutar glitch mode do nct dream" !

[honey-and-diamonds]

omg you made a power point about the boys???? thats... amazing. also your new ficcc is so good!!!! I really like when you write about labs cause im an engineering student and i do research as well and is very interesting to me seeing bio lab life (?), its so different! and the way you portray markhyuck is so cuteeeee. aaand, theorizing a bit: i really think renjun is spending his lunch breaks with one of the Wolfs. you'll end me if it's jeno i cant wait for the next part you're the absolute best

i did!! it’s kinda meme-y bc anything nct related becomes one giant meme!!! but i had hyperlinked some #iconic vids but idk how to put that onto a tumblr post skfksfs if anyone has ideas please do let me know!! id love to share it if someone thinks itll help!!! 

omg thats awesome!!! im really curious about how engineering labs are like!!!! since i only know bio :OOOO to my knowledge “research” in any discipline is vastly diff from others bc of the nuances n the kinds of questions that they look into cuz obviously in engineering u wouldnt be growing cell cultures u’d be looking at other things so im very curious about it!!! but im glad the markhyuck can give an insight into how a neuro lab operates!! it’s a very strange and mystical but fun environment i love it.

well your theory is *finger guns* *wink emojis* *exaggerated chuckling as i walk backwards out of the room* 

[anggelic]

mark reagiu com 👍🏻 : vamo assistir spider man??

jaemin i eu brigando na fila do bolsa família.

slk chenle deposita 15k no meu pix e eu digo se esperava ou não.

web namoro de 2 anos com o jeno slk meno.

haechan, sexo e drogas.

centro jurídico park jisung, posso ajudar ??

o céu (renjun) está tão lindo hoje

fav ou reblog, siga-me para mais <3

[doiewar]

renjun&eu tomando chá e debatendo contra o capitalismo

odeio emos menos o jisung

chenle deposita 10 mil no meu pix e eu digo se esperava ou nn

mark&eu namoradinhos mas invejosos dirão q eh mentira

haechan se olhando no espelho e se chamando de gostosa

dfi se acha que o jaemin nao eh meu namorado

mãe de cachorro (jeno)

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