#resident god kisser

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Brb brainrot time bc life decided to hit me with one

SAGAU but your account was HACKED!

While you were panicking on the flipside of earth trying to get in touch with mihoyo or an IT specialist or a lawyer or like all 3 your acolytes are qleo panicking. Instead of your holy, golden, warmth that envelopes them when you take over their lowly, unworthing fotm, they fwwl something unfamiliar. Disturbing, cold, demonic alnost. The hacker controlling them to do acts they normally wouldnt, their voicelines on idle of them worshipping you (it varies on the character) goes quiet, the ptinogems you acloytes you had collected were used on the banner you dislike the most, anf a great many of your most treasured artifact pieces were being deleted and all they could do is watch as this - this imposter creator undid all the hard work that you did. Deatroying and undoing days if not months or YEARS of hard work. Them going into your serenitea pot and disturbing your peaceful, tranquil living space -- showing off thwir disturbing likeness now.

Could go on but im lazy. Toodaloo!

They're about to do some voodoo shit xd

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Today i learned theres such a thing in christian religion as a devils book

I was raised christian if that wasnt obvious

H u h?

You mean the Wicked Bible?

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Archie genius arc??? :0

:O

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Hwres at least 5

I dont know how many if any are duplicates

THAT AIN'T FIVE BUD XD

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On very rare occassions, it is said that a human with an R name will befriend those of mystical origin. These friendships are said to last many a year -- perhaps even lifetimes. And that the mystical would often carry on the name in rememberance of such a dear friend. I do believe you are one such human.

Unless you want to relinquish such title for golds?

(In other news im allowed to go to my senior trip...i dont understand why but..alright)

I crave fren

Uh. Hm. Odd :/

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I wish i was taller than you so i could use ypu as an arm rest

So disappointing

Hey, at least I can to you lol c:

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Did u know i went ti collrge in my dreams once

literal or figurative

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Perfwction

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LET ME SEE WHAT YOU HAVE-

A K N I F E ! :D

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Mmmmm sire u did not realize it but yes

I sid exist today

We're getting married???

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Meow

To which I respond with my own:

Ryuusei: Know why I called you in here?

River: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Ryuusei: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

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I know you say it a lot and it never...well, nto all the time at least, feels like a lie

But

Mm.

Do you actually find me enjoyable to talk to? Im not annoying or anything right?

You don't just talk to me because I'm an easy amusement?

River. I LOVE talking to you. You're an intelligent person and very funny, and one of the nicest people I know.

Do NOT thing I am using you as a toy for my own amusement. You are a good friend of mine.

So, no. You are not annoying. And I love chatting with you.

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Dragons in most media: terrifying, gigantic, could kill you with a small bite, horrifying, destructive

Meanwhile: https://youtube.com/shorts/5PnjYc27r-Y?si=ZeNsPapAvy7-HEsi

LOOK AT THE LIL BABIE. PLS.

LIL BABIESSSSSS <33333

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Out of context timd but only for people who xant qccess our dm history

Ryuusei said hes 7ft and i am now in his closet napping as a

@gunterdon @archaicanathema This seems accurate, yes? xd

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Behold: what i wae given as a present

In other news

Crime is fun :3

Oh, neat!

AND THANKS <333

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If u were a gwnshin id c6 r5 u

Honestly I'd do the same for you and Gunter as well :3