#resident lover Cassandra

[mikasa-imadebiscults]

RL memes because thy eyes are bless with yee freshest smile

(I meant like I’m blessed to see your smile but I guess that doesn’t make sense because I don’t see y’all’s faces)

[meiquimesuei]

Don't forget to stop by at the Heisen Mech for car repairs and parts! And meet a hottie there, too.

[brisa-art]

I think I officially have a favorite card.

@team-avia

[this-box-is-empty]

donna exploiting cassandra's hay fever

AU where cassandra is allergic to pollen so when she gives apology flowers she's coughing and hacking and crying and sneezing so the other person feels bad and is more likely to forgive her, DO YOU SEE MY VISION

[ilovedonnabeneviento]

Miranda hates the fuck outa her 💀

[ariasusroom]

🌹Romeo and Juliet🌹

Illustration 1/7 (hopefully💀) of my project 💞

Summer is here, and now that I have free time I'm going to try and make a series of illustrations based on my latest obsession, Resident Lover 💕💕.

I had this idea of drawing the Romeo and Juliet performance with Cass and mc and I finally did it, and I decided to make it a series and draw a cute scene of each one of the routes. I had pretty clear which one I was going to do with Cassandra, but I'm not so sure about the others so if there's any cute moment of any of the other routes you like please tell me, I need ideas 💀.

Also sorry Donna lovers but I'm gonna do her scene last bc I love her too much and if I do hers I'll probably lose motivation lmao and never finish the project 😡.

[ashbeneviento]

Resident Lover’s responding to “I’m at the hospital” text trend:

[theizzy102]

Resident Lover incorrect quotes pt.2: Electric Boogaloo

(cause yall liked the last one)

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Daniela: Would you slap Cassandra for a million lei?

Bela: I would roundhouse kick her in the face for free.

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MC: Aw, you threw a party for me? That's so nice of you-

Angie: I accidentally filled one of the balloons with poisonous gas so if any of them pop we might die.

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Elena: I hope you have a good explanation for this.

Cassandra: Actually, I have three. Pick your favorite.

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Cassandra: See? She thinks I'm funny.

Bela: Statistically, I suppose someone has to.

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MC: Imagine stabbing someone with a lightsaber knife.

Bela: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed. So it's not very useful.

Mia: If you want information, it is.

Cassandra: And, in order, we see a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw, and a Slytherin.

Angie: Why would you stab a person when you can have VODKA?

Cassandra: There's the Hufflepuff.

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MC: Alcina. Wake up.

Alcina: Ugh, it's three in the morning. What do you need?

MC: I need you to- Are you wearing makeup?

Alcina: I have to look good in case I die in my sleep.

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Donna: MC, please, no one here knows we’re dating.

Elena, walking by: Yes they do.

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Angie: I will now drink 8 cans of beer in 3 minutes.

Daniela: Nope! No you won't, because if you do that, you will die.

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Cassandra: I'm the type of person who likes to think things through.

Daniela: Remember that time you tried to eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire?

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Daniela: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Cassandra: That would suck because you can't microwave metal...

Bela: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

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If you want more than leave a like or a comment or whatever!

[ethanwinters20201]

British resident lover

“Bossman Donna’ selling her flowers for 5 pound baragain mate” -

“Would you want to date a older crackhead” - Miranda

“I will shank you mate” - Mia

“I shagged ur mom innit Dani” - mc

(This is a joke so please do not come after me🙏)

[yelenablshop]

[mikasa-imadebiscults]

RL memes cause I was sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tit-

(I was right on top of the bulldozer too)

[plaguedoves]

Such silly little guys hope nothing bad ever happens to them

Ive wanted to draw them for a bit so yippee. I had something a little cooler planned but then realized my skills at drawing anatomy are still pretty dogshit so enjoy my little goobie art style <3

[brisa-art]

I think this is the first drawing I made of RL, Its part of a series of drawings of how RL characters would react to their RE versions (this is the only one i painted all the other ones are just sketchs)

[this-box-is-empty]

RL cassandra doodles

[miasknife]

My wife hasn't killed anyone today Now she has a streak if she ruins the streak im gonna give her daily showers