#resident evil incorrect quotes

[kotoriarlert]

Anytime and anywhere.

[saturncodedstarlette]

Y/N, trying to hype up Leon’s low self esteem : I’m serious! You look good, anybody would be lucky to have you, an—and you’re such a good person, like—

Leon, stares blankly at them : So date me.

Y/N, stunned :

Y/N : What?

Leon : So date me.

Y/N, slowly backing up : I mean. …..I’m not…..

Leon, suddenly beeline towards them : You said I’m a good person, so date me.

Y/N, suddenly the room feels hot : yeah but—

Leon, kabedon them to the wall : You said anybody would be lucky to have me, so be lucky.

Leon, tips their chin up to his hot stare : Date me.

[I just got this off from Pinterest 😅 idk who’s the og artist pls tell me if u do thx]

[am-i-dead]

Various resident evil memes anyone?

[words-etched-in-her-skin]

Reader, being pushed down onto Alcina's bed: "M-my lady.. shouldn't we close the door first??"

Alcina: "Quiet, pet, and bend over. I'm going to stuff you like a Thanksgiving turkey."

All three girls, staring from the hallway in horror: "MOTHERRRR!"

[mamirhodessxox]

More Resident Evil Incorrect Quotes for my Bby’s <3

Leon: All snacks are gone.

Y/N: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!

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Leon: My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.

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Jill, watching Chris and Carlos fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Leon, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Jill: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

Chris: Leon.

Carlos: Leon.

Leon: Me.

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Y/N: Yesterday, I overheard Wesker saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Ada replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Wesker: You’re kind of a pushover, aren’t you, Leon?

Leon: …I’m sorry.

Wesker: See!? That’s exactly what I’m talking about!

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Carlos, tearing up the room: Where are they?

Carlos, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?

Carlos: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

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Luise: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.

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Y/N: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do?

Leon: Please don’t get arrested.

Y/N: No promises! <3

Jill: Why not both? Get creative!

Y/N: Wonderful suggestion, thank you.

Leon: Please don’t encourage them, Jill.

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Leon: So, according to my university, it is, quote, “my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department.”

Leon: Now, if you’re a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.

Leon: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?!

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Chris, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time?

Y/N: The car takes a screenshot.

Wesker: Please pull over. I’m driving now.

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Wesker: Y/N, we tried things your way.

Y/N: No, we didn't.

Wesker: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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Ada: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Y/N: I really care about your feelings!

Leon: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Ada, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Jill: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Carlos: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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[forgetminot]

Incorrect Quotes - Leon Kennedy x Y/n Edition pt.3

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Y/n : *holding an antique bottle* "Is this whiskey or perfume?"

Leon: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*

Leon: ...

Leon: "It's perfume."

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Leon : "Ah shit, I forgot."

Y/n : "Forgot what?"

Leon : "...How do you expect me to answer that?"

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Leon : "Y/n, we tried things your way."

Y/n : "No, we didn't."

Leon : "Well, I did it in my head and it didn't work."

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Leon : "We need a plan to beat them."

Y/n : "Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food."

Leon : ...

Y/n : "Judge me all you want, I get results."

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Leon : "I don't know how to tell you this, but-" *dramatic sigh* "... I love you."

Y/n : "That's great, Leon! Especially considering the fact we've been married for six fucking years."

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[tekitothemagpie]

Luis watching Leon at the shooting range : I could take him

Ashley : who Leon? I don't think so

Luis : ...

Ashley : you mean in a fight right?

Luis : making heart eyes

Ashley : you mean in a fight, right?!

[revillage-jokes-and-theories]

Alcina : Mother Miranda, Karl had finally left the village ! Mother Miranda : You can't to trap me, Alcina, It's a joke, I know, It's April Fool's Day today ! Alcina : No, no, I closed him in a box and asked the Duke to expediate him ! Mother Miranda : It's not funny… Phone calling Mother Miranda : Allo ? Karl : "Hey ! I'm in a train ! I leave the village ! Tchao !!" Mother Miranda : Mother Miranda : I WILL ALL PUNISH YOU TONIGHT !!!

[purpledusty]

Leon: Chris freezing here!

Chris: Here, put my coat

Leon: ...thanks

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Claire: I'm cold, i dont feel my hands

Rebecca, holding Claire hands: Oh, let's go inside and have some coffee then

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Carlos, who was watching everyone: Jill I'm cold

Jill: Well it's snowing and I can't change the weather

[leonstoenailunderhisbed]

Alright gang I’m feeling silly so I made y’all some funny quote memes

[homicidal-slvt]

RE Incorrect Quotes

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*Leon's ignoring Y/N and her story*

Claire: And what do we do when men are being stupid?

Fem|Y/N: Steal their girlfriends.

Claire, grabbing Fem|Y/N's hand: Exactly. Let's go!

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*Leon getting ready to go on a trip and leaving Luis in charge of watching Y/N*

Leon, waving: Alright! Y/N be good!

Y/N: Have fun, Leon!

*The moment the door closes Y/N turns to face Luis*

Y/N, grinning: Fasten your seatbelt slut-puppy.

Luis, nervously: W-What?

Y/N: This ain't bout' to be no cake walk.

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Y/N: Guess what I did!

Ada: Something that's going to piss me off?

Y/N: Yep!

Ada: ....

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Carlos: Great things come in small packages!

Short|Y/N: .... I will bite your ankles like a wild raccoon.

Carlos, lovingly: I know, dear.

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Ethan: Wow. This place is fancy.

Mia: Ye-

Ethan: Which fork do I kill myself with?

Mia: ....

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Karl: I don't want you talking at my funeral!

Y/N: Okay-

Karl: You can come to my funeral but don't talk! My funeral is my time to SHINE!

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Chris: I am NOT a successful adult! I don't eat vegetables and/or take care of myself!

Jill, with a disappointed sigh: .... Therapy.

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[kotoriarlert]

Jill: I sleep with a knife under my pillow

Claire: I sleep with a gun under my pillow

(Name):You're all pathetic

Claire: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

(Name): Leon

[saturncodedstarlette]

Leon : Okay, so I didn’t know what kind of ice creams you like, so I got you all of them

Y/N, watching the delivery guys installed the new freezer in the kitchen :

Y/N : Leon, babe, light of my life, sweetums, teddy bear—

Leon : *sweetly hums* ?

Y/N : There’s like four hundred boxes—

Y/N : —of just ice cream??

Leon : Uhh yes? We can get more if you want or do you want something else—

Y/N, jumped on him : Leon, I love you—

Y/N : —But don’t encourage my addiction, please! One of us being an addict is enough!

[am-i-dead]

[yoursweetdenial]

Miranda and the 4 Lords: *greet Y/N and tell her their names*

Y/N: I'm not good with names. *addressing Alcina* Uhmm... Can I call you mine?)))

Donna to Miranda: That was smooth

[mamirhodessxox]

Carlos: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up!

Carlos: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!

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Y/N: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Leon : I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Y/N: Th-that's not how that works-

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Leon: I love you.

Y/N, not paying attention: What was that?

Leon: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

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Carlos: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Jill: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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Leon: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

Y/N: Are you a software update? because not right now.

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Y/n: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Leon: Please, just say fuck.

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Chris: Where are your parents?

Leon: What are parents?

Chris: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.

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Y/n: We need to open this locked door. Leon, give me your credit card.

Leon: Here.

Y/n, pocketing it: Thanks. Carlos, break down the door.

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Y/N: Listen, in the wild wild west there is always a woman in the saloon and nobody messes with her even though they all have guns.

Leon: That's because she's a prostitute.

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Leon: What’s sexting?

Y/N: I'm not having this conversation with you.

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Y/N: Know why I called you in here?

Leon: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Y/N: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

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Leon: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Y/N: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

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Leon: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Y/N: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Leon, already taking off their clothes: God, Y/N, you’re so fucking stupid.