So I had to get anesthesia for a surgery today and when I woke up I apparently kept repeating over and over again that Ruka was an asshole and quote “ NOBODY treats Juri like that “ because I kept forgetting I had already said it and it was the only thing on my mind.
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Utena men if they were your boyfriend ❤️
Saionji
• he slaps you whenever you have a minor disagreement 💚
• he writes letters to you in the exchange diary but he keeps spelling your name as Touga by accident 💚
• he helps you fry eggs with his hair grease 💚
• he makes you put on a red wig before he hugs you 💚
Touga
• Tuba asks you to help him put on his wig every morning ❤️
• Tissue takes you to throw rocks at people at Pride ❤️
• Toucan likes to beat up kangaroos with you ❤️
• sometimes when you call Topaz on the phone he makes out with another woman while you talk ❤️
Mikage
• he has posters of Master Hand from smashy bros all over his room pointing to various objects 🩷
• he gives free therapy to students and even gives them a pretty flower after they're finished 🩷 so dentist-core 🩷
• he asks you and Mamiya if you guys think he's a sigma male 🩷
• while baking you cake he finds he's out of eggs so he uses his blood instead. nerds are so cute 🩷
Akio
• he's drives you and Toupee to Pride to throw rocks at people 💜
• he mansplains incorrect astronomy to you💜
• when you argue he shouts "yeah well I fucked your mom" and the worst part is it might actually be true 💜
• he has an account on Amino 💜
Ruka
• he dies 💙
Miki
• hold on guys someone's at the door
• huh this girl has blue hair
• oh God she's holding a sword
• ok so I'm hiding in the closet
• god I think she came inside I can hear her.
• who is singing about a time machine??
• she's coming up the stairs
• guys please tell my parents I love t
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