#rin is having tea with: jade 💚

[zhongrin]

rin???

JADE THAT'S NOT WHAT'S HAPPENING RN OK I SWEAR

[meimeimeirin]

your husband is committing insurance fraud! lol xiao weaving between cars just like he weaved between all my pulls 😞 (he’s definitely cut zhongli off before though)

i know i know but he's hot so i forgive him /bonked

no but imagine adoptive dad!zhongli and adoptive son!xiao in that scenario. zhongli is horrified. he knows that custom license plate (414TU5) very well. xiao is about to have a five hours lecture rip-

[zhongrin]

rinrin i just rediscovered this song from one of my old playlists ‘n i had to send it ur way since zhongrin is reincarnation au :3c anyways it is called 1000x by jarryd james ♡

OH OH I KNOW THIS SONG I THINK AAAAAAAH i didn't know the title of it but i remember hearing this in a cafe or something and thinking "oh this song sounds nice!" and now i'm. oooh. the lyrics i'm. oh jadie this is so beautiful i'm shdlfkjsdlfjl

crying sobbing straight into the playlist it goes-

[zhongrin]

saw something today that made me think of you (zhongli with aphrodisiac saliva)

do with this info as you will, bye ! 👹

oh

oh my

oh

Jade

jade i

jade oh g ofdd

hdskdjskdjlsjflsjdldkdljflsdklsdjlsnd

zhongli's feral mutts and spouses what are we thinking about this information?

[zhongrin]

wait a minute wait a minute rinnieeee i saw dis mention from another ask ‘n now i wanna know moreee about ur modern au ss

jade hsldjfksljdf aaaaaa

um um well..... if you'll indulge me 👉🏻👈🏻 ok ok ok so imagine ceo!zhongli right. as the ceo of the infamous liyue tradings company he's sometimes so busy he forgets his lunch ー so ofc as his good wife i would come by everyday at lunch to make sure he eats <3

also also on bad days whenever he's super stressed and needs a moment of calm, i'd stop by for longer during lunch time so i can sit on his lap and let him recharge hehe

[zhongrin]

how the tables have turned… who’s in denial now

LOOK. LOoK. LOOK. OK.

man's attractive as fuck, that i can't deny.

BUT. BUT. BUT. LISTEN. LISTEN.

he's just eye candy atm. he's like a celebrity i lnow nothing about and he walked by and my eyes bulged and my brain goes "oh that is one fine man." BUT. i'm not emotionally connected to him. seeing him may spark joy but he does not get to stay. nope.

it's like. i'd bite him. once. and then never again. meanwhile zhongli and al haitham? they're my chew toys. my 2 favorite bones. i'd bite lick nip chew grrgrgggrfgghsgrrrrahhgrrow them any time any day.

[zhongrin]

omg stop…delinquent! alhaitham…. (≖_≖ )

it’s true i am the model student and i do not care for fixing him but he’s like “I can make her worse”

like…. if he came knocking on my window in the middle of the night after getting injured in a fight or whatever I’d help him I guess, but I’d also pull the bandage extra tight (make him wince bc he is annoying !)

and then him retorting with that stupid smirk of his like “if you wanted to play rough all you had to do was ask”

"if you wanted to play rough all you had to do was ask-"

"............ i-i didn't mean-"

".................... sorry."

delinquent!al haitham au

[zhongrin]

hi rinnie love, hope you’re feeling better + hope these help ♡

JADIEEEEEEE thank you <3 i am not yet fully recovered but i'm a lot better now hehe

fhsjdhskjdlsdj those definitely help... this man.... *grabby hands* >:3

[zhongrin]

hi not sure if you accept requests but can i request to take u out on a date 🥺🌹

hskdjsldksl jadie sweetie please you're making me blush ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)♡

ofc!!! this is the only request i would 100% not mind fulfillingー

...... ah. hmm. my apologies, i think i need to comfort a slightly jealous sulky dragon in the background…..

/silly

[zhongrin]

this ad was above your post and on first glance, I thought it was part of it, so I was very confused LMAO

WHEEZES HE L P

prime adepti more like optimus prime-

[zhongrin]

i like how you’re clarifying “non-cannibalistic”

cw. hamsters' cannibalistic tendencies

look ok i had hamsters before and they fornicated and the momma hamster ate all her children within one single night i HAD to clarify-

[zhongrin]

okie rinnie indulge me pls u said zhongrin is a reincarnation au so if dis life is teashop couple what abt ur past incarnation(s) ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎

ghsdlfjklsdf jaddeeee you're really spoiling me eheh

i don't really have the details of all the past incarnation(s) but i do have an idea i haven't really developed much about zhongrin's first meeting, where i was basically one of guizhong's followers <3 and when we did get together guizhong always teases us saying he stole me from her lmao

[zhongrin]

eeeep rinnie i see ur back w ur hubby ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎ i still needa go through everything from ur story outline LOL but it’s been fun watching from the sidelines ! luv how dis ebg’s plot was so diff from the last, you’re so creative !

JADEEEEEEE YES I AM BACK IN THE ARMS OF MY BELOVED THE ARCHON OF MY HEARTTTTT

and no rush hahah i should probably make some kinda masterlist again for this one but AAAAAAA THANK <3 <3 <3 i'm glad enjoyed watching the madness from the sidelines lolll

[zhongrin]

you cannot tell me albedo doesn’t have a breeding kink the way he’s obsessed with creating life

jade..... jade don't do this to me you're putting my two favorite things into one and i'm-

oh my g OD

[zhongrin]

rin don’t listen to him he’s just being dramatic 🤨

you’re fine and and there’s nothing like a getaway with clear air and a sea breeze to help you out of feeling under the weather. plus if anything we can go to bubu pharmacy where there is a real doctor ahem (you’re just an alchemist right ‘bedo? don’t you want the best for your rin? 🥺)

so come onnnnn rin let’s goooo girls trip ! liyue ! it’ll be so fun !!!! you know what my bf whom you know very well and have met plenty of times always says…. work life balance <3333

also why’re you letting him tell you what to do hmm blink if you need help

"you are correct in stating that i am but an alchemist. however, we do have doctors and healers in mondstadt, and we have perused their services. what was it that the deaconess said, starlight?"

she shrugs guiltily and gives the two a sheepish grin, "caffeine withdrawals. hence albedo trying to limit my coffee intake... oh, by the way, i didn't know you have a boyfriend, jade! but... we've met numerous times you say?"

she ponders, the frown between her eyebrows deepening with the more silence spent in thinking that passed, "uhhhhhhm.... i'm sorry, i can't recall... he seems like a guy with good priorities though! i'm really happy for you!"

[zhongrin]

albedo i’m stealing rin away for a girl’s trip to liyue byeeeeeeee !! dw I will take care of her <3

but what happens in liyue stays in liyue ૮ • ﻌ - ა

"no."

"but-"

"didn't you say work is keeping you busy?"

"well..."

"and you've been feeling under the weather these past few days."

"ugh.... i mean.... i guess you're right. sorry jade, maybe next time? ;(("

"you heard her..... miss jade."