#ringmaster cookie

[thedarkcircuswritings]

At long last, our 500+ follower project is done!

I know it's not much, but I worked hard making these! If you want to use these in anything, please make sure to credit and tag me, fellow clowns! I'd love to see what you make Ringmaster get up to! :D

[cookieofearthbread]

First Sprinkle's turn since I done First Grain and First Cream on if they playable characters in Cookie Run Kingdom.

First Sprinkle would be a Bomber Middle and she does element effects depending who's on the team. if there's more then one element then she will copy the one that has the most element effect on the team otherwise it's random. It's also random if there's no one on the team who has a element.)

She also increase her own and allies attack's damage once the skill is over. As well that she gets increase hp and dmg resist if Ring Pop Cookie, Jellybean Cookie and Cream Donut are on the team.

[caseymcdang]

The circus fam!

[all4theluvoflizzy]

Got this from someone on Discord and had to fill it out! Blank version below the cut!

[holy-delusions]

Live laugh love boozoo x Bon

[the-realm-of-deception]

“Pickup line time-“

*Confetti takes a deep breath and looks at Saffron Spice.*

“Are you a broom? Cause you sweep me off my feet-“

*They can never manage to get better at pickup lines.*

-Confetti

"I have a feeling Spice is about to crumble in embarrassment, and unfortunately Flour's the only healer in the vicinity."

(Congrats, you successfully flustered Saffron Spice!)

[violins-beat-violas]

What if the shadow circus was a Cookie Run event?? More to come!

[ask-funnel-cake-cookie]

happy birthday, funnel cake cookie!! i'm so proud of how much they've grown as a character :')

So am I! It feels good to no longer be on the verge of hatred and constant anger for something I love and I'm much happier with how Funnel (and the others!) are coming around. It's been five years since I first made them! Five of them! There's been so many ups and downs but they're one of the best thing that's ever happened to me. I've met some of my best friends in the world because of Funnel and this blog.

Funnel is my silly little rabbit (they would loathe to be called this to the point of seething rage) and I love them so much.

[nor-ay]

Unrequited Love - Part Two

Pure Vanilla Cookie has always had more questions than answers. No matter how hard he tries, once he finds an answer, another doubt will surface in his mind. And that usually motivates him to keep going, but right now he isn’t sure if you want to answer his questions. 

 

He has noticed how your mind has been wandering somewhere far away from them, from him. The way you don’t look at White Lily Cookie in the eye and seem to avoid eye contact with him as much as possible. Pure Vanilla reasons that you are upset; that much is known. 

 

GingerBrave is worried about you; he told him how he found you troubled in the middle of the night. And he told him to keep this to himself to not worry everyone else, reassuring him that he would talk to you. But a part of him is a bit reluctant to do so, especially now that you’re all going to The Spire Of All Knowledge, to annoy you even more. 

 

…

 

Apple Fairy Cookie has kindly led you all to an inn in the middle of the woods. She doesn’t give you a good feeling, you think. You figure that it’s her high-pitched voice or the way that it’s really obvious how she’s scheming something, and you’re uneasy. So you abruptly get up to go outside, praying that nobody calls you out on it. 

 

“[name] Cookie? Is everything…” White Lily Cookie seems to think for a brief moment. “I mean, are you going somewhere? Would you like company?” 

 

You appreciate the effort she puts into trying to act as if you’re friends. And that, strangely enough, makes you a bit more frustrated, so you hide your hands behind you and feel how your fingernails dig into your palms. “I’ll be just outside; please don’t worry, and… I—I don’t need company.” So you get out of the inn and walk for a bit, not too far away, but far enough so that you’re alone. 

 

Fresh air always calms you down, so you sit down on the floor and close your eyes while hugging your knees, to comfort yourself for a while. A minute or two passes, and you feel something poking at your leg. Startled, you speak before comprehending that facing you is not a Cookie but a cute blue rag doll. “What do you—who? Uh…” You’re not sure of what to do, and before you can question its provenance, its little hands offer you an alluring and stunning gem hair clip—blue as well. You notice how the doll has a ringmaster suit and a jester hat that reminds you of him.

 

“Oh my…Is this for me?” The little doll nods profusely. “… Thank you, but… I don’t have anything I can give you in return, you know that, right?” It doesn’t seem to matter because the blue rag doll puts the hair clip in your hands and bows dramatically like a host of some sort before disappearing. 

 

“…” 

 

“[Name] Cookie!!” You hear your name being called, and GingerBrave is happily waving at you. “Come on, we’re going to the tower! Time for an adventure.” A smile makes its way into your face, and it feels the most genuine for the first time in a long time. As you walk towards the group, you put on the beautiful hair clip. Not realizing who could have made it reach you, or rather, not caring anymore. 

 

Apple Faerie Cookie squeals when she sees the ornament placed on your hair. “So pretty!! How did you get it, [Name] Cookie?” 

 

“Oh, this? A kind villager gifted me this hair clip. The nicest Cookie I’ve ever met, I must say.” You lie, and almost miss the smug smirk that appears on Apple Faerie Cookie’s face. “But enough of that! We have a place to explore, isn’t that right, Pure Vanilla Cookie?” 

 

“R-Right, well, shall we get going now?” Pure Vanilla answers, though he seems a bit fixated on the blue gem decorating your hair. In the background, you hear GingerBrave, Strawberry, and Wizard Cookie expressing their eagerness to learn as much as possible. 

 

While you all continue on the path that Apple Faerie Cookie leads, a feeling of contentment fills your heart, and you find yourself waiting for something to happen. All while White Lily Cookie observes how the ornament on your head starts shining even more brightly every time you all get closer to the tower.  

Thank you all for reading!! And for the support on my first fic ever. I’ve written this inspired by the last episode of Beast-Yeast, so if you want to understand this a bit better you should play it! So, there won't be a part 3 but I do have some ideas for some drabbles.

Chapter 3 - Part 1

[thedarkcircuswritings]

Well, this circus is gonna need a bigger tent!

We did it, fellow clowns! 500 followers! (505 during the time writing this, nice number :D)

Halfway to a thousand, which is still shocking to your ringmaster here! I mean, it really feels like this circus is moving up in the world, and I am so, so grateful for all of my clowns for that. Give yourselves a pat on the back and spin yourselves around!

Not only that, I also recently got the notification of 2000+ reblogs! Holy Cannoli Cookie, that's a lot!! I didn't even know Tumblr let you know when you got that high!

I'm seriously just so astonished. Like, wow. People really like the shows this circus puts on, and it makes me tear up a bit. I wouldn't be here writing so many of these different stories had it not been for all of you.

What's this yapping to say? Well, I can't just give a basic thank you to, well, thank my clowns! But I also don't know what would be best to do... So why don't I throw out some ideas I had, and YOU ALL will be the voters! It's only fair that my lovely clowns get to choose the shenanigans that can happen!

So, here are the options given!~

Official Ringmaster Cookie sprites! I know, not much, but it'll be just a fun little thing, and I will permit use of them in stuff like Comic Studio or just other fun skits as long as the character credit is given to me :3

The Circus and Clownery Contest! Within a certain time limit, I will create a form, and all of you guys will get to draw something of my choosing! And the winner of this art contest? $50 and a special two-page story written just for them on Docs! Of course, this would require my clowns to have Paypal to accept the money... Other arrangements can be made, though!

Circus Week! I give prompts for art, music, or writing for all of you silly clowns to do with! There is no contest or prize, simply just for art for art's sake with a hashtag to it. I think it'd be a nice community thing!

I, your Ringmaster, will read off the most voted fanfiction given to me, as long as it's not NSFW or completely gross. Bloopers will be included, and it will hold a voice reveal as I narrate what you all want me to!

Ask Ringmaster! Simply for a short time period, asks will come in not for writing requests, but asks for Ringmaster/me! Lore, silly questions, Magic Anons, you name it!

I know all of these aren't all that creative/innovative, but I hope you all would have a fun time with any of these simply for the sake of, well, having fun!

So, fellow clowns, what would you choose?

[lohotine]

Tried to sleep, failed. Here's the reason why;

NSFW drabbles below the cut;

Various men X AFAB! Reader

Subject; needy doms.

■ Needy doms who whine so much while fucking you that they sound like the ones getting fucked

■ Needy doms who beg you to let them "make you feel good."

■ Needy doms who want to cum so badly because of how good you feel, yet wait until after you cum to do so

■ Needy doms who are so addicted to your pussy that they practically worship it

Phighting;

■ Needy doms who will shush you during sex, even when they're the ones who can't keep their mouths shut

Honkai: Star Rail;

Phainon, Trailblazer, Sampo, Jiaoqiu

Genshin Impact;

LYNEY, VENTI, Tighnari, Heizou, Xingqiu

SHURIKEN, Slingshot, Sword, Valk, Coil, Subspace

Forsaken;

TWO TIME, Ringmaster (?), Elliot, 007n7, Chance

Cookie Run;

PASTEL MERINGUE, SHADOW MILK, Royal Margarine, Black Sapphire, Fire Spirit

Miscellaneous;

N Harmonia (Pkm), Tenna (?) (Deltarune), Griefer (Block Tales), Atsushi, Dazai (BSD), Kalamar (COTL)

Notes: yes, this is very short (sorry) Yes, some of these may be ooc (I pulled an all nighter, my brain is not working), yes, I know Two Time is they/them and technically should not be listed here because the title says various "men" x reader

Erm yeah bye

[cookieofearthbread]

𝔸𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒 𝔸𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝 𝕠𝕣 𝔻𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕟?

First Cream is an archangel, purest of heart and soul, reigning in heaven.

"Hmm..."

First Grain is a mixed being. Tainted of soul but pure of heart, mixed beings are dangerously complex.

".... Huh.... I'm not sure how to react to that..."

First Sprinkle is a demon, tainted in heart and soul, overcome with despair, shy, and dangerous.

"What? First of all, I am not shy in the slightest! And second of all, I haven't overcome with despair in the slightest! If anything I'm more joyful then I ever have been! And who are you calling a demon?!?"

[sunseed-fandump]

It's the Liar's Circus' beloved Ringmaster! Shadow Milk Cookie!

Some additional facts about him in this AU:

When he met the kids, he promised them a peaceful world where they would be safe and all cookies would be happy. (I think we all know that’s total bullshit.)

The Kids only know him as “The Ringmaster” for the majority of their journey, this was a precaution Shadow Milk put in place just to be on the safe side.

He sees the children as an adorable means to an end. Viewing them more like very useful Toys than anything else. He’ll play nice. Have some fun. Keep them safe. Maybe mess with them a bit for a quick laugh. But ultimately his main concerns are gaining more power and escaping the Tree.

[brittle-doughie]

Cue a VIP ticket to the Sprinkling Circus mysteriously given to Y/N Cookie.

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“Come one, come all to the Sprinkling Circus! Where the performers and performances are sure to amaze and stun audiences! The beloved ringmaster, First Sprinkle Cookie, will make sure to give you the perfect show that can leave a lasting impression! So attend the performance when it comes to town while you still can! First Sprinkle Cookie…awaits you!”

———————————————————————

First Sprinkle Cookie?

The perfect show?

Wizard Cookie: “Are you suggesting we head to this circus show? We’re kind of already in the middle of something!”

You: “I feel like we’ve kinda been put through the wringer back at the Chocosseum. Why not take the load off and have some lighthearted fun?”

Strawberry Cookie: “I could use something less intense right now…”

Gingerbright: “Yeah! It sounds like it can be really fun!”

Gingerbrave: “Then it’s settled! Y/N Cookie, we’re going to the Sprinkling Circus with you!”

Wizard Cookie: “Why do I get the feeling it’s about to get dramatic again…”

You: “I promise it won’t…”

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“Please take a break! Have you seen yourself in the mirror, you look exhausted!”

“I can’t, Y/N. I’ve practiced for this show for weeks and I can’t walk away from it now! I’d let down everyone there, including you!”

“I don’t care about that! I just want you to get better by taking a rest!”

“I promise. After this show, I’ll have a tiny little break. Everything has to be perfect! You’ll be in the audience, right?”

“I…don’t-“

“Pretty please? You’ve been keeping me going this whole time, I’ll be really sad if I don’t see you in the crowd! You were there for the others, so why not me too! It makes me feel more perfect when your eyes are on me~”

“I’ll be there, just be sure to rest once the show is over, okay?”

“Okie dokie, Y/N! I promise! Make sure to promise that you’ll be there too!”

“I will…”

———————————————————————

You: “At least, I hope this promise can be kept this time…”

[sugarcreambiteskingdom]

Cream Oreo Cookie: It's Valentine's Day! Woohoo! And for that special event and to celebrate the update of Shadow Milk Cookie being Playable and for Awakened Pure Vanilla Cookie we're going to have them be our special Cookies today for Valentine's Day!

This is inspired By @hugemilkshake

Pure Vanilla Cookie

To my dearest Y/N Cookie

Hello my beloved Sunflower...How are you on this very fine day? I hope the light is guiding you to wherever you maybe right now

Today is a wonderful day because it's the day of love

Valentine's Day

Y/N Cookie you are one of the most brightest flowers I have laid my eyes on

You have taken my breath and heart away without me even noticing it

You are amazing and a wonderful Cookie

I love you with all of my heart and wish you the best on your journey outside of Crispia

Be safe my dear

I love you

From Your Beloved Pure Vanilla Cookie

Shadow Milk Cookie

To My Favorite Puppet

Hiya Doll~!

How are you? Good? That's great! I'm glad you are

I heard that today is Valentine's Day full of love and hearts and all of this mushy stuff

Your probably wondering why I'm sending you this letter right now to wherever you are(I promise I'm not spying you ever since you left the spire) but I am sending this because I want to say that your...

MINE AND MINE ONLY...

REMEMBER THAT DOLL

No matter where you go or what you do you'll never be getting rid of me anytime soon

Either way it's not my fault you chosen ME to be your boyfriend

That's your fault! For falling for a Beast Like me but who can blame you? I am very quite attractive if I do say so myself

But anyways

I love you my dear favorite puppet

My little dolly

Enjoy (but not too much) whatever place or Cookie your with right now on your journey to somewhere outside of Beast-Yeast

And oh! Don't forget that if some Cookie tries to do anything to you just yell my name and I'll make sure that Cookie is nothing but Dust just for you~ ^v^

Love from your amazing and handsome Ringmaster Shadow Milk Cookie

[ilikemangosalot]

Part two of the smc fanfic!!

I should seriously start giving titles 😓🙏🏼

Anyways enjoy, I rushed this a bit because I had no idea how to continue it off.

WARNING!!!! : gingerbrave getting wounded, Jam (a.k.a blood) Shadow Milk lowk insane.

🃏

“The trick isn’t making them laugh. The trick is keeping them laughing until the blade sinks in.”

Time had a strange way of stretching around Shadow Milk Cookie. He wasn’t sure if it had been weeks, months, or years since he re-entered their lives. All he knew was this: Y/N hadn’t kicked him out, and Gingerbrave hadn’t asked who he really was.

And wasn’t that the most delicious kind of tension?

He stayed in the shadows, a silhouette just out of reach. A jester without a stage, lurking like a bad punchline.

He would tell Gingerbrave bedtime stories—twisted tales about kingdoms that burned and heroes who lied.

“Why do your stories always end badly?” Gingerbrave asked once.

Shadow Milk Cookie smiled, his bells tinkling from his subtle movements.

“Because happy endings put the audience to sleep.”

Y/N watched all of it with a silent sort of fury. She had forgiven him just enough to let him stay, but not enough to trust him.

Sometimes, late at night, she’d find him sitting in the forge, eyes wide and glassy, speaking to no one.

“You’re talking to your reflection again,” she muttered, drying her hands.

He didn’t look at her. “At least it’s honest.”

“You’re spiraling.”

“I never stopped.”

She still remembered the day she saw the village burn. His laughter echoing through smoke, his silhouette outlined in flames like some hell-born ringmaster.

And the way her son had screamed—not in fear, but in confusion.

Like he recognized the monster.

And maybe he did.

Gingerbrave POV:

It began subtly.

He started having dreams.

A jester’s laugh.

A hand, too cold.

A voice whispering: “You died once already. Do you want to try again?”

He awoke sweating, shivering, and staring at the ceiling—remembering a crib he’d never slept in, a fire he’d never seen.

One night, he found Shadow Milk outside, spinning knives between his fingers like toys.

“Hey,” Gingerbrave said, hesitating. “Can I ask you something weird?”

The jester didn’t turn around.

“Only if you want a weirder answer.”

“Do you… know me from before?”

Shadow Milk’s fingers stopped. The knives vanished into smoke.

“Do you believe in reincarnation?”

Gingerbrave frowned. “I dunno. I think… sometimes I feel like I’ve done things before. Like I’ve lost people I never met.”

“That’s just growing up.”

“You’re dodging.”

He turned. His façade crumbled bit by bit, lips painted in a permanent smile.

“If I told you the truth, you’d never sleep again.”

“Try me.”

He didn’t answer.

Just reached forward, brushed a crumb from Gingerbrave’s cheek.

“You remind me of someone. He was fearless. Loud. Thought he could save the world.”

“What happened to him?”

Shadow Milk paused.

“He burned.”

🃏

Y/N heard the scream before the forge lanterns had time to flicker.

She ran out, axe in hand.

There stood Gingerbrave—shaking, jam on his arm. Shadow Milk beside him, breath ragged, eyes wild.

“What did you do?” she demanded.

“I didn’t—! He came too close, I—I didn’t mean to—!”

Gingerbrave backed away. “He changed. For a second. His face—he wasn’t him. He was—something else.”

Shadow Milk doubled over, laughter rising from his chest like bile.

“A round of applause, folks. The mask slips once, and suddenly the audience wants a refund.”

She struck him.

Not lightly.

Not symbolically.

With her full weight.

He crumpled.

Blood smeared the floor.

Gingerbrave screamed.

That night, she locked the forge doors. Kept Gingerbrave in her arms like a shield.

“I let him back in,” she whispered. “I should’ve known he never really left.”

But part of her wanted to run back out.

Part of her still loved what was left of Her.

And she hated herself for it.

🃏

Shadow Milk Cookie sat under the moon, fingers twitching with rhythm no music matched.

“Once upon a time,�� he whispered to the wind, “there was a jester who killed his own ending. He rewrote the story. He tried to be good. But good was a lie. So he danced. Alone. Forever.”

Then, a voice behind him.

“You never finished that one.”

Y/N stood there, calmly as if nothing ever happened. As if he wasn't capable of doing anything to her to which she knew he wouldn't. Her axe nowhere in sight.

He looked at her—raw, paint smeared by blood, bells quiet.

“You’re still here,” he said.

“So are you.”

“You should’ve killed me.” he was aching.

“Maybe I still will.”

She sat beside him.

They didn’t touch.

Didn’t speak again.

Until, when he whispered:

“You were the only act worth repeating.”

🃏