Radagast: *after handing a raccoon to Thorin, explaining it was Bilbo but he touched something he shouldn’t have while at tea in his hut today*
Thorin: …nothing to say, for your actions towards my burglar?
Radagast: *shrugs* Oops.
Thorin: *deep sigh, turns to Gandalf while gently cradling smol Bilbo* I assume you know what to do about this?
Gandalf: *pats down his pockets for a moment before pulling out a pouch* Ahh, yes, have him eat a little of this with each meal for a few days. Dwarven meal times will do just fine.
Thorin: *sighs again, walks off with the grabby baby holding onto his face* Thank you.
Gandalf: *after watching Thorin carry him off to the cart* What really happened?
Radagast: He asked if I could turn him into a worm to see if the king still loves him. I thought a raccoon would get more cuddles and less likely to lead to a row after he changed back. What did you give Thorin?
Gandalf: Uh… pine nuts, I think.
Radagast: Nice.
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no more "would you still love me if I was a worm"
now it's
"if our souls were in the same body and your soul was going to consume mine, would you lobotomize yourself"
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Did anybody make this meme already? I haven't seen it but I can't imagine that I'm the first person to do this
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Making this made me think of that one twitter post
Of someone drawing the evil hamburger helper as a peek into their “dark reality”
Kenzie does that, but with Love Bug Love Hugs
Except she’s actually nearly killed people
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Mouse Protector and Ratvager, sorry, Ravager, sent me these. I'm sure they are fine... right?
Is anybody missing any cheese or other dairy products lately?
...please don't tell me Ratvager was stupid enough to actually try to hire Jack.
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so real asexual flag colored worm
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Would you still love me if I were a worm meme but it's a worm on a string based off my OC, Nova.
Worm on a strings are so cute. 🥺
I posted this on Instagram so I thought I should post it here too. This is the only new art I've posted since I still have lots of old art to post here on tumblr though 🤡 Maybe I should just yell about my OCs in textposts instead.
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