#ritesofspring

[voidcatgalaxy]

raffle prize for @ritesofspring!

[balticapocalypse]

PAVASARIO LYGIADIENIS • the Rites of Spring, photos by Devyniaragė - sutartinių giedotojų grupė. #altonė #ritesofspring #romuva #balticfaith https://www.instagram.com/p/CqCj_l4u7L6/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[shrimpsodas]

look at the fucking headline i just got a news notification about

as he should

[johnny-neurontin]

For Want Of - Rites of Spring

“But I woke up this morning, with a piece of past caught in my throat… And then I choked … And I woke up this morning with the present in splinters on the ground… And then I drowned”

#punk #punx #ritesofspring #emo #feels https://www.instagram.com/p/B8vRSQvl73K/?igshid=yraz627iy29m

[consistantly-changing]

[Image descriptions in order: a screenshot of an ad for a kids toy. The ad shows four small coloured plush spiders on a wooden table, with four kids screaming at them. The toy is called "Yellies!," and the tagline is "The louder you yell, the faster they go™!"]

[Three five star reviews of the product:

Lacey Helmuth on October 30, 2018: Oy.

Buy this if you hate someone with kids]

[Trish on November 7, 2018: CHAOS

I've been looking for something to make my kids play louder! I'm so glad they now have a toy they HAVE to yell at! My kids are so well behaved they definitely won't decide to play with these at 3am. Great invention guys!]

[Casey Lynn on November 9, 2018: A great gift to give people you hate that have kids

FINALLY a toy that will make other parent's miserable. Where have you been all my life?!]

[A comment which says "Question: Does this come with headache medicine or do I need to buy it separately?

Answer: by Annie's Alley, the seller on December 6, 2018: I am not aware of it.]

[A tweet by @MelissaMythical "Bobson Dugnutt" which says "Whoever invented this "Yellies" toy is obviously a sadistic asshole who hates parents.

Quote, "I know! I'll invent a toy whose sole purpose to make children scream super loud! How could that possibly not suck?" Unquote."]

[A facebook post with a photo of a crying child hiding behind a decorative pillow while the photographer holds a Yelly up for the camera. The post says "Let me share with y'all a massive mom fail I experienced tonight. So about a week ago, I noticed this toy for sale on Amazon. They're called "Yellies" and the whole concept is that the louder you yell at it, the faster it goes. Being the mother of a naturally loud and boisterous kid, I thought it would be the perfect Christmas present... well I couldn't wait for Christmas. So I crack it open tonight, and get a good look at it. I test it out. I'm amazed at how powerful the little motor is... how fast the little legs move... how its creepy little eyes glow a lovely shade of radioactive green. So I call Leo in. He looks at it, cocks his little head to the side. And then, obviously, I yelled at it. The spider ran for it. Leo starts screaming... the louder he screams, the faster the spider pursued him. He runs. And this is when we discovered the fun little feature in which the spider has a tendency to stop abruptly... pause for a couple seconds... spin in several erratic circles... and then turn towards wherever it senses sound... and take off in that direction. More screaming. Spider runs faster. Leo is backed into a corner as murder glows green in the eyes of little "Skadoodle." So, in short, maybe a little electronic spider thats power source feeds off of screams of terror... is not the best Christmas gift for your small child. 10 years from now we'll be discussing this in therapy🤦🏻‍♀️. #merrychristmas #ontheseconddayofchristmasmymamagavetome #nightterrorsandalifetimeofanxiety]

[A comment on this post by ritesofspring which says "if you read some of the reviews though, parents say they help in speech therapy and teaching their kids to talk because the come towards you when they speak, being instant results/gratification".]

whyyyyyy

[t6ryan]

A fresh crop of finely designed and hand printed posters are now available at twinsix.com on the propaganda page. #cycling #artcrank #ritesofspring #poster #limitededition #TwinSix (at Minneapolis, Minnesota) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvxOATslMiL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=s9jhm4ld6ivy

[voidcatgalaxy]

My raffle is officially over!

Huge thanks to everyone who entered! :) The winner of the raffle is @ritesofspring.

[lancevaughn]

We went to #RitesofSpring at #AshlarHall. #art #artexhibit #dance #spring #lancevaughn #memphis #ilovememphis (at Memphis, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv5aw9NgDdI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=94mpjari2jrt

[thinkibetterfollowyouaround]

Brendan Canty with Edeath and Alfredo. 4/11/19. @brendancanty #brendancanty @themessthetics #themessthetics #fugazi #ritesofspring #onelastwish #happygolicky #girlsvsboys #girlsagainstboys #punk #punkhardcore @casbahsandiego #casbah #casbahsd #casbahsandiego #itibfya #ithinkibetterfollowyouaround #wecouldntmakeit2theparty (at Casbah San Diego) https://www.instagram.com/p/CWPmFLeLQpN/?utm_medium=tumblr

[constantlistener]

Proto-emo double feature! Embrace & Rites of Spring - s/t . So much for a running start to my summer vacation. I got sick on the second day and am just recovering now. Tonsillitis is balls. . But what’s totally not balls is Fugazi. In fact, they’re the total opposite of this definition of balls. . And it’s been a mini-mission of mine to find the debut albums by the two bands that would break up after one LP and eventually come together as Fugazi; the two bands that directly preceded Fugazi but gave a sneak preview of a legendary future sound; I’m talking about Ian Mackaye’s Embrace and Guy Picciotto’s Rites of Spring of course. . And you know what? I didn’t give up hope of a “physical” find (as in, I didn’t just go on Discogs and order these babies home). I was patient boy! I waited I waited I waited! Then it happened, right in my own neighborhood (@petsoundsrecords)! Mission complete! . It was a glorious moment, topped by the fact I didn’t have to spend a fortune on them. No disrespect to Discogs (I happily use that marketplace), but this is one of the main reasons why I collect records. For these discovery moments, in a physical record store. I get goosebumps just thinking about it. They were BOTH there in the new arrival bins of the second hand section. Just waiting for me... . Anyway. Long story short. Great records with excellent opening tracks. ======================= #embrace #ritesofspring #fugazi #ianmackaye #guypicciotto #brendancanty #joelally #posthardcore #hardcorepunk #punk #emo #protoemo #postpunk #waitingroom #lp #vinyl #vinyligclub #vinyladdict #vinyljunkie #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #instavinyl #recordcollection #recordstorefinds

[kreimlink]

tour log: late first ride 2021 yesterday, 20210421. #bikelove #outdoors #ritesofspring #stevensbikes #stelvio #latergram https://www.instagram.com/p/CN9Z-TlFyqH/?igshid=1dqu0v44wl6t7

[runny-babbittx2]

@ritesofspring

ballistic markings are the fingerprints of a bullet is to ace attorney as vasculitis is to house md

[shrimpsodas]

cucumber sandwiches are SOOOOO good

they dont sound good to me and thats why i thought they only existed in sonic unleashed ☹️ i thought it was some gag like “haha look at this old man who really likes sandwiches with just fucking cucumbers on it isnt that silly” like u were just supposed to laugh about it. cause literally in the game he gets fuckin held hostage and then when sonic saves him he goes “the cucumber sandwiches they gave me really sucked” and it was all he cared about in regards to being imprisoned by the same weird guy who just blew up the planet and was about to let a god destroy what was left of it. i thought it was supposed to be funny. i just now found out theyre real and they were not invented by professor pickle ☹️ i went 12 years thinking that they were fake

[93dot93]

Merry Beltane, Y'all! A gift from 93DOT93 artists VIIIO & CØLØVRS (formerly C L VRS) - get it for FREE https://goo.gl/VHK3Pi burn 🔥 baby, burn! 🔥 #93dot93 #Beltane #merrybeltane #ambientmusic #witchhouse #paganlove #c_l_vrs #viiiomusick #ritesofspring

[aholeinthewire]

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[nickthehat]

Imcredible colors spotted on morning walk. Rest well little one. #ritesofspring #canaryinthecoalmine https://www.instagram.com/p/B_nRML4JRhy/?igshid=1fmh2xqjyju0a