#rival knitters? rival librarians?

[nostalgia-tblr]

am also having a Mild Crisis over whether i should speed up the enemies-to-lovers aspect of this fic because fandom (in general) is used to "they bicker vaguely for three chapters and are clearly In Love by part 4 and then the next 46 chapters are a series of miscommunications" and that's not what my plan is so umm. i think i might just piss the readers off if it doesn't get nicer soon? but then the one weird person other than me who wants to read this version of events will be DEPRIVED if i do that won't they? so. oh no, is this how people feel when writing millon-word rival florist AUs? do they feel THE PRESSURE? do they fret and fuss and panic?

[holycatsandrabbits]

Part 4 of Giant Post of Completed Good Omens Human AU’s: June 2021

Happy June! <3 And thank you to all the creators who bring us so much joy!

Also! A searchable list of all of my Good Omens human AU recs.

You can use it to find fics where Aziraphale is a librarian, or fics with Ineffable Wives, etc.

More of my Completed Good Omens Human AU Recs on Tumblr

More Good Omens recs from me here: Dannye’s fic recs Dannye’s artist recs

And my Carrd

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Series: (not all of these series are complete but the fics in them are finished)

Best Friends by @mimsynims Rated G-E (C is moving away from his best friend & neighbour A)

Ecdyses (The Old Vines universe) by @sevdrag Rated M-E (Vineyard owner C and wine blogger A)

Footloose and Fancy-Free by @ineffable-anathema (Ao3 teatales) Rated M (Series contains 2 Ineffable Wives human AUs: Part 4: C is married to lumberjack A; Part 19: C is a client of sex worker A)

Ineffable Husbands Oneshots series by EmeraldAshes, Rated T Note: this series appears in an earlier rec list and is included again because it contains new AUs (series contains some human AUs. Part 2: C is a client at A’s office; Part 3: C buys a flat haunted by A’s ghost; Parts 6 & 8: C & A are officemates; Part 9: A runs into the Bentley with his car; Part 10: bartender C & customer A; Part 11: C helps his boyfriend A play matchmaker for Anathema)

Pastor Fell by @christocentricqueer Rated G-M (Botanist C and Pastor A)

The Angel and his Artist by ranguvar82 Rated M-E Previously included as a single fic, now a series (Artist C, gallery owner A)

The dentist and the florist by goldberry90 Rated G (Patient C & dentist A)

The Valentine's Manual by @flamingbentleyy (Ao3 crepesandoysters) rated T-E (book reviewer C & author/professor A)

thirty minute love affair by @tastymoves (Ao3 Sway) Rated E (Series contains many human AUs, see Ch 1 for directory. Includes client C & sex worker A; nanny C & craft shop owner A; client C & tattoo artist A; C & A are fire watchers; glassworker C & friend A) Related works: Ineffable Knitters series (craft shop owner A) ; Devour series (sex worker A)

Win a Date With Anthony J. Crowley! by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 124,927 words, Rated E; sequel Eighteen Days 1671 words, Rated E (A wins a charity auction for a date with rock star C)

Single Fics:

10,000 Hours by @ineffable-human (Ao3 AnnaTheHank) 87,363 words, Rated E (Rich playboy C and romance novelist A)

A Healing Touch by Crowley_Kitten 57,480 words, Rated E (Physiotherapist C & rugby player A)

A Matching Pair Of Fools by @ineffablefool 4875 words, Rated T (C & A are set up on a blind date)

Among The Living by @ineffablefool 6492 words, Rated T (Rideshare driver C & customer A)

AngelFoodBaking.com by @quefish77 (Ao3 Quefish) 8658 words, Rated T (C runs a bakery supply company & A is a food blogger in a dark comedy)

Argumentum a fortiori by @bouncygin (Ao3 PeturbingPrism) 123,101 words, Rated T (Barrister C, philanthropist A)

A slice of cranberry cake by Lilian 2651 words, Rated T (Customer C & barista A)

A Slight Diversion by RogueVitki 2228 words, Rated T (Privateer C & Naval officer A)

Black Feathers, Crimson Hearts by ranguvar82 19,259 words, Rated E (The Crow AU)

Blood Moon by @dustandhalos (Ao3 dustnhalos) 5974 words, Rated M (C & A are assassins)

Do It With Style by @rainydaydecaf 2926 words, Rated T (Ineffable wives: hair stylist C & client A)

Fell's Flavourtown Festivities by @crvwly (Ao3 gaytectives) 5523 words, Rated M (C & A are chefs)

Found by @edhelwen1 (Ao3 my1alias) and @cassieoh 6639 words, Rated E (C is Warlock's nanny, A is Adam's uncle)

Gay Divorce by Uspi 12,849 words, Rated M (A has second thoughts about his divorce from C)

Go Back and Rewind by @zephyrofalltrades 2876 words, Rated E (bartender C & burlesque dancer A)

How to Win a Lifetime Achievement Award for Services to Television (and how not to) by GaryOldman 31,481 words, Rated T (C & A host rival talk shows)

Husband, Guardian, Muse by @lady-divine-writes (Ao3 White Queen Writes (DivineLady91) 9930 words, Rated E (C mourns the death of his husband A)

Imperfect by Nature by @summerofspock 43,762 words, Rated T (C & A are former childhood friends who become neighbors again)

in heels and to the rescue by @smolalienbee 2082 words, Rated T (C & A meet at Pride)

Is he single or is he just gay by kermitwashingtonlincon 43,891 words, Rated T (C works at the daycare where A takes his son)

Just a Touch of Birch by @saretton 5717 words, Rated E (Ineffable tutors human AU)

Let's Start the New Year Right by @eveningstarcatcher 4957 words, Rated G (C works at a coffee shop across the street from A's bookshop)

Love, Accidentally by @angelsnuffbox (Ao3 MrsCaulfield) and sunflcwers 10,640 words, Rated M (Co-workers C & A meet while speed-dating)

Love in the Time of COVID by @depressedstressedlemonzest 13,436 words, not rated. (C & A are soulmates)

Merry Christmas! (But I think I'll miss this one this year) by @mltrefry-ficwriter (Ao3 Mltrefry) 14,223 words, Rated T (C & A meet on a plane)

Oil Paint Stains by @jamgrlsblog 498 words, Rated G (Ineffable Wives: C & A are married, C is babysitting their nephew)

Our Lost Time by @izabella95 and @unproblematicme 17,102 words, Rated E (C & A work on their troubled marriage)

Pretty flowers for pretty angels by @sani-86 (Ao3 Sani86) 16,312 words, Rated E (C & A are professors)

Protect and Serve by snae_b 84,069 words, Rated E (Vigilante robber C and police officer A)

so big and beautiful and unknowable by zweebie 1098 words, Rated T (A is leaving the school where he and C teach)

Songs in The Key Of Love by ranguvar82 42,779 words, Rated E (C is a fan of famous country singer A)

Starmaker by @lady-divine-writes (Ao3 White Queen Writes) 1447 words, Rated T (Ineffable wives: ballerina C & shoemaker A)

Sunbreak by @new-endings (Ao3 OldBeginningNewEnding) 4314 words, Rated G (Florist C, potions master A)

sunflower vol. 6 by @goosetooths (Ao3 goosewriting) 7865 words, Rated T (a human AU of the author's "Fine Forecasts" Good Omens reverse AU. C & A are ex-boyfriends)

The Boyfriend Experience by @caedmonfaith (Ao3 Caedmon) 39,145 words, Rated E (Escort C and bookshop owner A)

The Mathematical Improbability of Reaching the Stars by @cassieoh and @d20owlbear 193,590 words, Rated M (Plant nursery worker C & doctoral candidate A)

The Snake Plant by AppleSeeds 1791 words, Rated G (Plant shop worker C & bookshop owner A)

The Wrong Side of the Door by @holycatsandrabbits self-rec! 8798 words, Rated M (C & A are paranormal investigators)

Thunderbolt and lightning (very, very frightening) by @moondawntreader (Ao3 nightbloomingcereus) 498 words, Rated T (Storm chaser C & weatherman A)

To The Stars by @starrose17 88,199 words, Rated E (Titanic AU with Crowley as Jack & Aziraphale as Rose)