#rnm crax

[djchika]

he's like okay you two are gonna start talking to each other right now

[djchika]

“boys, place nice”

[djchika]

someone stop me please

[djchika]

I am once again asking you to stop me

[djchika]

alex: yum, thanks

jesse, putting more duct tape over his mouth: I said stop eating it

[djchika]

Michael Guerin every time anyone (including Alex himself) even hints that Alex might love him

[djchika]

As a fandom our most polarizing issue to date is beanie or no beanie but Alex’s father-in-law said beanie supremacy and that’s the final word on that.

(Also Sanders totally gave Alex his beanie. “Your ears look like they’re gonna fall off, kid” and Alex was just 🥺)

[djchika]

Alex: That’s ridiculous, Guerin isn’t in love with me

Kyle: Yes, he is

Liz: Yes, he is

Maria: Yes, he is

Rosa: Yes, he is

Isobel: Yes, he is

Max: Yes, he is

The secret government team surveilling all of them: Yes, he is

Michael: Yes, I am

[djchika]

me: I don’t like this *shrugs, moves on*

fandom: WAIT! have you considered <all valid points>

me: I know. I still don’t like it

fandom: but don’t you think that means <possibly problematic thinking on my part>

me: I’ve considered that but in the end I realized my disinterest has nothing to do with any of it

fandom: okay bUT

me: JUST LET ME DISLIKE THE THING

[djchika]

guerin everyday: guerin when forlex:

[djchika]

alex manes gets horny everytime it rains I dont make the rules

[djchika]

Beardy Jones: Fuck, Alex Manes!

Michael: I’m trying!!

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incorrect malex quotes