#roboganda

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Amy Propaganda

AI running on the dreaming brains of hundreds of sleeping space colonists — trying to remove them from the system results in their death. Successfully got rid of the captain of the ship it was successfully installed on when he found out what it was doing and started killing the colonists.

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i don't know know if this is something that would interest you or your followers but !!! this tournament actually inspired me to compile all of my character playlists for my headcanoned-bpd blorbos into One Enormous Megaplaylist which i have affectionately dubbed the Blorbo Playlist D, or "the B.P.D."

content warnings are probably dearly needed for most of the songs in there (quite a few of them came from my OTHER playlist called "songs that want to kill me"), since they're songs that remind me of bpd (both my experience and my blorbos) there are a lot that deal with suicidal ideation and unhealthy relationship dynamics etc., but if there's anyone looking for songs for their own blorbos, this could potentially be a good selection (from which to take what you want for your own playlists)!

i do recommend listening with care though, i can't even listen to the whole thing all at once or it starts to feel like wallowing. and there's a pretty broad variety of moods and themes since it's a conglomerate playlist, so the sadder songs are kind of tossed in there with the more hopeful ones (like No Matter What, Found, or It's Alright)

ALSO i've been putting songs relevant to the characters in this tournament towards the top!! so if anyone has any recommendations for songs for your blorbos i would be more than happy to add them!!

(speaking of which. bonus amethyst propaganda. please consider listening to tower of mistakes specifically.)

and of course a big thank you again for hosting this!!!

You're welcome It's been fun and I hope I end up with an excuse to open submissions again and go for longer.

Anyway keeping in mind the safety warnings, here you go guys this is so fucking cool!!

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Whirl Propaganda

Whirl deserves this, he’s fucking crazy he’s loves guns he loves shooting things he used to be a part of the wreckers and then got kicked out bc he tried to kill someone and then he tried to kill someone else and started a 4 million year war, he’s got gun tits he’s a helicopter he’s a torture victim who’s hands got replaced with claws by the government, the very first time you meet him in mtmte he picks a fight and nearly kills a guy and then nearly dies himself. His human avatar is a little girl with blue pigtails and machine gun hands. I love him ❤️

Such an unhinged guy that the other unhinged guys around him are like whoa idk about this one. He’s justified tho <3

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Bloodmoon propaganda, because he's my favorite little gremlin man:

1) He killed an entire town's worth of people by himself, in probably less than a week

2) He was literally programmed to kill, and his bloodlust is insatiable. It's to the point where he even consumes the blood of the people he kills

3) He kills indiscriminately. Age, gender, wealth, societal status, all of it means nothing to him

4) He murdered his own adoptive father figure, who, up until that point, had only ever been kind to him and tried guiding him onto a better path in life

5) He broke someone's arm and took one of their eyes out of spite. This person, at one point, wanted to call him their brother

6) He killed a dude who looked similar to his creator, then when he found out that it wasn't actually his creator, he confronted the actual creator and nearly beat him to death

7) He feels literally no remorse for any of the awful things he does, and he even laughs and jokes about it. One of his favorite things to do in his free time is plot and scheme ways to kill people

8) He's attempted to kill the guy who took him in about 4 times, and it hadn't even been a full week yet

Go Bloodmoon!

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Elster/LSTR-512 Propaganda

She is literally just a traumatized lesbian android looking for her human lover and experiencing the Horrors while killing rogue android zombies in her way I love her

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V1 Propaganda

it's literally a war machine powered by blood. after the fall of humanity it ventured down into hell to keep searching for fuel, and has since been on a warpath and emptying out hell. it managed to defeat its successor (V2) and has also managed to give an angel a religious crisis thru the power of homoerotic battles

OH GOD PELASE PLEASE PLEASE This is THE MURDER MACHINE ok I need to calm down.. Every machine in ultrakill’s world is fueled by BLOOD. MANKIND IS DEAD BLOOD IS FUEL HELL IS FULL V1’s mission is to literally kill EVERYTHING in hell, DEMON, HUSK, MACHINE, ANGEL V1 KILLS ALL OF THEM V1 was built for war, but never made it to mass production as the war ended and there was no need for it now.. so V1 is the only prototype to exist. It is a one machine army capable of, as I said, wiping out the entirety of hells denizens. Which is what’s happening right now in game!! V1 is so powerful that it’s beat up an angel TWICE. The creator, Hakita described it as “imagine losing to an ant” because angels are that powerful! And V1 is THAT POWERFUL Uhhh idk how to describe this goodly but: The game has an SSS-style mechanic, uknow like getting a really cool combo kill streak going on, and killing enemies real stylishly. This isn’t canon canon but you could deffo see it as canon: I love the thought that with the inclusion of the sss style meter, you could interpret as V1 having that in its systems. So it’s a really cool stylish murder bot who kills you really coolly! And V1 could also be a reflection on the player, in that YOU the player are having fun killing, so by extension.. V1 also enjoys killing. No offence but this thing is literally so powerful , with an unnameable kill count as Hell has the majority of the human population, plus other uncountable machines down there too!

V1 is a supreme machine built for war—purging all life it comes across to satiate its (literal) thirst for blood. Though its exterior plating doesn’t offer much protection, it has the advantage of being able to refuel and repair itself on the fly, rejuvenating on contact of an enemy’s blood rather than through a separate refueling process. Its lack of durability hardly matters, as oftentimes its movement capabilities combined with its ever-growing arsenal are able to reduce an enemy to ribbons—whether they be human, husk, demon, machine, or angel—before they get a chance to land a hit.

"MANKIND IS DEAD. BLOOD IS FUEL. HELL IS FULL." is the tagline the game opens up with. V1, the playable character, and other robots like it are more than implied to be one of the major factors in humanity's extinction in the Ultrakill universe. It is stated in a terminal that it was built for war. A key mechanic of the game is the ability to absorb fresh blood of damaged/killed enemies in order to regain health. One of the things you're graded on at the end of the average level is how many enemies you killed. I would add more but it's highly unlikely that I'm the only one to submit it.

killer robot literally fueled by blood, on a trip through hell killing everything in its path and having fights with the archangel gabriel that are gayer than gay sex

V1 was built during a time of war. It's a hyper-efficient killing machine that runs on blood. Due to the subsequent death of humanity, it has ventured down Hell to look for fuel. Its main advantage is its unique exterior plating, which allows it to directly absorb blood splatter, instead of having a separate refueling process like the other machines. V1 is the only machine that was built this way. This does make its armor weak and flimsy, but its abilities make up for it. V1 is very agile with the ability to slide, dash, and jump extremely high (if we consider slam storage to be canon). It wields five different gun types, 20 weapons in total with the variants, and four (currently three in game) different left arms. It can also ride on top of the rockets it shoots out!! It's also very silly with its built-in style system. If you do cool tricks and combos you get rewarded. This robot has the ability to feel whimsical fun when mass slaughtering enemies isn't that so cool?! V1 was able to, with the help of other machines, purge all life from the first three layers of Hell and is currently continuing its path of destruction. Its notable victories include: -Beating Heaven's most respectable angel and the Righteous Hand of the Father, Gabriel, twice. And genuinely making him atheist (possible third fight? #early access game) -Defeating its successor, V2, and then killing it during their rematch with no remorse -Killing both Minos Prime and Sisyphus Prime. Prime souls are a manifestation of sheer power that don't need a physical vessel to exist. These two are hardest bosses in game It's the most killer robot that has ever killed in my opinion :D

They run on fresh blood. ULTRAKILL itself begins with a short text ending in MANKIND IS DEAD / BLOOD IS FUEL / HELL IS FULL. Literally the entire game is just them slaughtering enemies as quick and stylistically as they can, and finding more creative or clever ways to kill things, especially in numbers or in midair or with a combination of different weapons, is heavily encouraged by its mechanics!! Ranking up your Style and Kills meters to the max are needed to access certain parts of the game!!

In a tournament full of bloodthirsty robots, here’s a robot who actually runs on blood. All of humanity died and was sent to Hell, so for V1 to continue functioning, it enters Hell and slaughters everything in its path so it can absorb blood. It also beat up an Angel so badly he turned atheist after he lost to V1 twice. Funny little bloodthirsty GoPro 

Literal killing machine made for war and built to be fuelled by the blood of the enemies it kills, but, humanity dies out one day so it simply goes to hell and tears it up down there in order to get more fuel! V1 is capable of killing angels, hellspawn, and even other machines down in hell using a variety of weapons it collects!!! Its also a silly guy :]

it's just a silly little guy who is rampaging through hell killing everything in its path to obtain the blood it needs for fuel. it's even gay

V1 is capable of killing everything in Hell in the most elaborate bullshit ways 

This robot literally runs on blood to survive. It's a short and tiny killing machine, and good enough at fighting to make an angel question his sexuality. It can (debatably) compose music too!!! Right now, it's undefeated. But that may lead to its demise when it finally runs out of blood.

sure your fav is a killer robot, but do they have a style meter that encourages them to kill with as much swag as possible?

I LOVR V1 SOO MCUH. THEYRE A VAMPIRIC SECURITY CAMERA MACHINE WHO SHOOTS COINS AND PUNCHES BULLETS

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Rio Ranger Propaganda

He's a human-like doll with an Ai, who hates humans out of jealousy and an inferiority complex (he was only given negative emotions when he was created, in an attempt to make him the most "human-like" and thus "perfect"). He wears the clothes of the dead participants, and killed a few himself, as he doesn't feel any empathy/remorse because of his lack of positive emotions. He also has some sad fucked up past/backstory, but i don't wanna spoil more already 👀 Tdlr: i love him and he's one of my favorite characters ever sksksksj- Kinda complex and also creative character imo (no i'm toootally not biased here /s)

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CL4P-TP Propoganda

he may not be the best at it, but he tries like he is and that matters

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Soundwave Propaganda

Most efficient Decepticon to ever live, basically keeps the entire Decepticon army running, can read minds, has tentacles, has loyal minions, is a cat person

He's mean, he's deadly, he can but doesn't always have to be silent and he is well suited for war. As a loyal third in command he is willing to stain his hands with the blood of his enemies to further the Decepticon cause, but his expertise lies in communication and making others do the dirty work for him. This doesn't keep him from dealing with the enemy himself. If he had been in charge of the entire faction, they would have won the war ages ago.

He’s a war criminal! He uses his telepathy for evil (and sometimes for good)! He has a bunch of smaller robots who live inside him.

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Wheatley Propoganda

BRITISH ORB THAT STABS YOU IN THE BACK BUT HE'S CUTE AND HE HAS SELF WORTH ISSUES AND HE REGRETS IT

my little meow meow hes so fucking stupid 

He's not nearly as good at murder as GLaDOS but damned if he doesn't give it his all. He's a sad little wet cat man of a sphere and he uses mashy spike traps. An icon.

This Is the Propaganda Where He Tries to Kill You

- British moron - LITERALLY TURNED GLADOS INTO A POTATO!!!!!! - Almost annihilated an entire facility from sheer stupidity - in denial that he was made to be an idiot - the part where he kills you 😊 - very good at persuasion

Okay, so he might not be the best at killing people *intentionally* (he tries though), he *was* supposed to care for all those people in the relaxation center and they all died due to accident/neglect, so I think that has to count for something. Also he's very dumb and loveable.

spoilers for portal 2: the last chapter of the game is literally called "The Part Where He Kills You"

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Tombstone Propaganda

BIG spinner. Robot that distroys other robots and would fuck up a person's shins. Look up Tombstone Battlebots on Youtube for some spectacular demonstrations.

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V2 Propaganda

V2!!!!!!!! V2!!!!!! I love V2 so much V2!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry V1 V2 is my world. Ohhh they are so gay and fruity and everything all the time. They crack their knuckles despite being a robot. They bow before fighting V1 for the first time. Their first fight with V1 is also in Limbo in a chapel under the moonlight surrounded by church flowers. They are so so so fucking gay. Oh my goddd I love V2. They don’t speak but you know they do because they would monologue if they could. Their arena titles are Clair De Lune and Clair De Soleil. Also I want to give them a nice kiss. I love them so much.

do you ever get so mad at the prototype version of yourself that you chase it through hell to try to kill it twice only to have it destroy you. go read dreams end come true

V2 is so so so interesting and cool to me. I adore it. It was built after V1 to be a defense robot, but was scrapped because of expense. However, it still runs on blood and was most likely one of the ones responsible for the end of the human race (along with V1 and others). When it meets up with V1, it tries to fight it but ends up losing an arm in the process. Angry and wanting revenge, it trains itself to be better based on the battle footage it took. It fails again. And it dies. Its story is over, cut short forever. So let their legacy live on through winning a poll!

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Agent Texas Propaganda

ultimate failgirl. killing machine. 'Bitch-pants McCrabby'. canonically hot.

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AM Propaganda

Just read the short story. Play the game. Absolutely horrific. Beyond dystopian. Truly the most murderer spirit of the murder bots

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Mettaton Propaganda

These all came in with Mettaton's propoganda

he has a cooking show that’s literally called cooking with a killer robot. what’s not to love. also he can be a calculator on a wheel or he can be FABULOUS.

cool trans robot guy :-)

He is literally the best, he’s so gender,,,, he slays for the lgbtq+ community 

TRANSGENDERISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohhhhh yeeeessssss

world's most fabulous murder robot. canonically hot as shit whether he's a box or a man with very nice legs. depending on how many people you kill he can become the new king of the underground at the end of the game. a dress he wore has transgendered at least two people. that sound clip of him saying OHHHH YEEEEESSSSSS is truly iconic. his battle themes fuck. he fucks. he's pathetic. he only looks a little like a parody of david bowie. i love him. he's even transgender

He’s a trans icon. He’s everyone’s favorite sexy rectangle. His style and charm are unmatched. He looks like a shojuo anime character on steroids because his creator was a massive weeb. He made 48 hours worth of movies where he just sits on the ground and has rose petals fall on him. He poses dramatically when things don’t turn out right. He tries to kill you with a chainsaw on live TV and has an attack where he smashes his knee-high neon pink stiletto heels into your face. He runs down his own battery because he vogued too hard and served too much cunt. Did I mention he’s a trans icon. He is the moment. Mettaton is everything.

The best killer robot TV host, actor, and producer. That's it.

he literally has a tv show called "cooking with a killer robot". also he's a trans icon

He. Idk what to say. He is a robot that tries to kill the mc, sometimes suceeding. He has a show called attack of the killer robot or smth like that

he’s shiny he’s glamorous he loves drama he loves violence he loves bloodshed he covers food in sequins and glitter glue he’s a pop star he’s an actor…. he’s even transgender

Yes.

well for one, he is so amazing and the "killer robot" bit comes from the fact that his cooking show is called "cooking with a KILLER ROBOT" and one of his catchphrases is "drama, romance, BLOODSHED." so yeah! Sorry if this wasn't phrased well I'm not good with words lol

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Tarn Propaganda

Literally his entire job is to torture people to death. Worked at the torturing people to death factory. Thinks he’s the coolest shit ever but he’s actually incredibly lame but everybody’s too scared to point it out because he has magic talking people to death powers. Feeds people their own robotic brains. One of his coworkers is an electric chair. Every page he’s on is a combination of artfully detailed robogore and complete swaglessness. He’s if a Looney Toons character was a slasher villain