#roguebit

[starspilli]

rogue & gambit request from a while ago!! working on some more x-stuff but not sure which to finish first TT

[xmansionofficial]

Rogue: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this… Gambit: pulls out card from deck Now, was this your card? Rogue: Holy moly-

[toskarin]

how did roguelites bite you?

ps: “roguebites”

paraphrasing a half-remembered post but I think I've forgotten it enough to plagiarise it safely at this point

imagine you're into chess and have been your whole life, so you join the chess club, but when you go to play chess, everyone is sitting in a circle, passing around a stick and hitting themself in the head with it. when you ask what they're doing, they say this is chess. if you complain about this, you're being annoying

now imagine that every major company that makes chessboards has adopted the stick-to-head definition of chess and you have to play 20 questions with bespoke chessboard makers to figure out if they're actually trying to sell you a stick

[godzillin-art]

I request the best member of X-Men...... Gambit 💛

no gambit you could die if rogue kissed you

[owldart]

So. I’m not gunna lie. That humanization of the bunny? Big Daxter vibes. (Ya know, from the video game series Jak and Daxter) I think it might be the teeth and smug grin

The bunny is the ever-lovable and completely uncopyright infringing Wazzol, the lucky roguebit! @yunisverse came up with him! The guy he’s tormenting is my kiddo, eykim, who is also not copyright infringing we swear oh god lawyers are terrifying.

i agree about the daxter thing, if only because he’s mouthy, but he’s much less emotionally capable of expressing his feelings than ol’ daxter, if you ask me.

[xmansionofficial]

Well hey sugar!! Saw you were gettin’ lonely so I was fixin’ to pop on by. Blowin’ kisses your way, Gambit!

- Earth-928 Rogue (@rogue-928)

Gambit: Cheré!! It’s so nice to see ya!! Finally, some attention… was gettin’ boring around here.