#romantic🎸

[spidey-bie]

A/N: This is gonna be very self indulgent. Also I've never written headcanons before so bare with me. Also disabled was too wide of a field so I narrowed it down to just joint issues/chronic pain.

Hobie With a Disabled S/O or Friend:

I can definitely see him helping you decorate your mobility aids with different cpunk slogans. Much to the dismay of your family.

"Oh honey you got a new sticker on your cane, what does it say?"

"Big Pharma can suck my dick."

"Oh....that's nice."

His hands are probably rough but I guarantee you that this man gives the best massages. You just tell him what's hurting and he's got you.

If you're having a bad pain day and you don't feel like moving he'll bring you what you need and just vibe with you in bed all day.

"Don't you have to go into HQ today?"

"And leave you here to fend for yourself? Come off it luv."

Always keeps some sort of pain reliever on hand whether it's medicine or homemade ice/heat packs.

He steals your medicine for you if you can't afford it. (Honestly he probably still does even if you can. People should never have to pay so that they don't suffer.)

Definitely helps you on your wash days when your joint pain flares up.

Despite him and his damn long legs he makes sure to match your pace when you both walk together.

He'll side eye you at first but he'd carry you if you asked him too (this is for me)

"Hobie please? My ankles hurt. It'll just for a couple minutes." 🥺

"Bug we could just sit down and rest for a minute if you're in pain."

"And here I thought that Spiderman was supposed to be strong. It's fine. I'll ju-"

He picks you up and slings you over his shoulders like a sack of potatos.

"This isn't what I meant and you know it."

He laughs and then he carries you correctly.

Actively advocates with you for your needs and rights.

Also after he introduces you to Sun Spider y'all become close friends who exchange tips.

E/N: I spent most of my time watching YouTube videos of the same clips of Hobie from the movie over and over again instead of writing this so yay. Hope you like and reblog this. Might write some more idk.

[sunsproutgarden]

adam's internal self-loathing moments !!

[mineralboa]

going absolutely insane over this artist guy i know i need IT TO STOO

[astral-express-family]

Good morning. I am a serious artist who does serious art, I promise :P

(The audio in this video is kinda shit, sorry about that lmao)

Audio source is the "Wake Up Sleepyhead" Vine, I saw it and this was my first thought. Also, this has the honor of being the first thing I've ever fully animated!

[S/I uses fae/hir/her!]

(Also why is Chai's arm so miserable to draw 😔)

[i-am-a-multiple-choice-question]

WELCOME ! ꩜ .ᐟ

hey !! this is a blog dedicated to my experience with plurality !!

im the creator (or as most people say, "host") of this system !! i sort of use plural, system, headmates, alters, parts, facets, ect interchangeably and would like others too as well !!

the flags in my profile picture in order from left to right are: median system flag, parasian system flag, moneotien system flag, monoconcious system flag, and the plural flag !! the flag on nepeta's cheek is the queer flag !! (none of those are origins)

important information below !!

DNI+BYF+EXTRAS !!

my dni is here on this pinned post. read it before interacting with me (main is @aftonsparv-bugzz !!) (this post was last updated wednesday 29th may 2024 at 19:33/07:33pm)

please note that if you ask/talk about ANY syscourse of ANY kind, you will be getting ignored and possibly blocked. i try keep myself furthest from it, so dont include me in it.

queer discourse is stupid to me. lesboys, turigirls, mspec monos, and contradictory labels are welcome here. i use them myself, after all. if you come to me hating on those, iwill just ignore you

here is how youcan help palestine, this is important !! (please donate IF YOUCAN, but if not because youre a minor, or dont have enough money to, or whatever reason, that is ok you are not a bad person for not being able to donate for palestine, make sure to support it in other ways though like boycotting companies, signing petitions, ect !!)

be nice to my alters. they have their own boundaries which ishall list here from what i remember (they might chose to edit anything)

ME:

do not by any means reality check me

do not mention ghostbusters around me/share it to me (ghostbuster fans can interact !! it just triggers me !!)

please tag ghostbusters

do not make redhead jokes or use the word "g*nger" around me (blurred cause idont like using it + an alter gets triggered by it :oP)

(if you ever post/repost it) please tag redhead jokes

dont call me slurs unless isay youcan !!

do not talk to me about hating my kintypes, dni if you do hate my kintypes/actively post about hating my kintypes

do not stereotype my kintypes at all

do not share photos of animal skeletons/taxidermy/ect around me, please tag it if you post it

please tag sexual posts

please tag paras/mentions of paras, and do not bring up paras around me please (even non contact ones, paraphiles can interact but please dont bring it up to me, it genuinely makes me extremely uncomfortable)

please tag reblog bait, due to my avpd ican get really anxious and iget panic attacks really often, reblog bait just worsens my anxiety

please tag long reblog posts (posts that a bunch of people reblogged saying stuff in which makes the post really really long)

my/(technically our) trigger tag is "tesco dont look" this applies for all of us and can be used on all posts that might trigger me or the others

you are not forced to tag anything for us, but we would very much appreciate it

try not trigger my body, gender and species dysphoria please

never use "delulu" around me and dni if youdo use it (unless you are an actual delusional person reclaiming it from abelists)

never use the s slur (one for schizospecs) or say youre "sch*zoposting" dni if youdo (unless youre a schizospec and can reclaim that)

you reality check delusional/hallucinatory systems, tell them theyre "not real", or tell them they "dont deserve a place on the internet, and should just get offline or be in a hospital*" (yes ihave sadly seen this happen, it shocked me)

im delusional and these things hurt me really badly, idont want abelists interacting. if youdont experience delusions/hallucinations, youdont get to talk about how bad it is and whether they should be online or not. also, youshould never reality check someone, no matter what youthink. not reality checking someone is for their own safety

do not call me a demon/anything similar to that, or bring up anything to do with demons around me. past experiences trigger me really bad.

refer to me as a single being, although iam a system id prefer to be seen as a singlet

use all alternating pronouns for me specifically.

do not say "well because youre a system then you id with multiple identities and have a complex identity due to being a system" to me. my complexity is not due to me being a system, and plus, i id with whatever makes me comfortable.

do not fakeclaim me

do not say anything that might trigger my delusions/derealisation/paranoia/ect

do not vent in my tags/vent without consent

do not call me "human" or "person", youcan call me a "being" instead if needed, but if that topic doesnt come up just refer to me by typical things (name, pronouns, kintypes, ect)

do not force me to reblog things !!

do not call me the host/creator/ect unless needed to !!

NEVER USE "she/her" FOR NEPETA ON THIS BLOG UNLESS I EXPLICITLY SAY YOUCAN !! (not referring to me as nepeta (though dont use "she/her" when referring to me as nepeta), imean dont use "she/her" for the character nepeta themself. or "shi/hir*", "shx/hxr" ect (THESE PRONOUNS ARE SO VALIDDDD !!!! just makes me uncomfortable when used to refer to nepeta, sorry !!) please thanks. youcan use those headcanons on your blogs, not mine. nepeta kins/fictives/under that umbrella who use those pronouns are fine, idont really care and cant control what pronouns you use anyway, but when referring to nepeta (on this blog) PLEASE dont use those pronouns.) im NOT comfortable with it !! do not use she/her when referring to me as nepeta or referring to the character nepeta to me at all (*iam (pretty sure im) perisex*, this shouldnt be use on me anyway heres why) (*i experience delusions of being intersex, but do not feel comfortable using "shi/hir" when icannot)

if youwant to be mewtuals, please ask on my main blog @aftonsparv-bugzz and please follow my main to insinuate youwant to be mewtuals !! /not forcing otherwhise i'll hust assume youre here because you like what i post (which is valid !!, this is just some information !! :3c)

my sign off tag will be -🌀🦈‼️ !! (this might change though, due to my decidiophobia !!)

NEPETA:

do not reality check them

do not use/call slurs and swears around cat (yes, even reclaimable slurs aka slurs youcan reclaim)

do not use the words "st*pid, idi*t, d*mb sh*t up" ect around them or call it those words

use their pronouns, even its neopronouns

they use the term fictive and fictionkin interchangeably, so use those terms for them

do not make even the slightest nsfw joke or comment around them

do not make sui jokes or venty jokes around it

do not separate it from its source

do not share any gore/blood/death/horror around it

do not force it to label paw's sexuality

do not bully it

do not bully their typing quirk, they cant not use it (ican put translations for it, but do not ask scratch for translations as they physically cannot give one due to their personal reasons)

do not bully it when in littlespace/petspace

do not fakeclaim them

act normal about it being nepeta

do not quirkify them for being a fictive, even if theyre your "favourite character"

do not interact if you identify with nepeta from homestuck in any way (xenogendered, fictkin, ect)

do not interact if you selfship with terezi or nepeta

dont judge it for being a scenekid

never use he/him or masculine pronouns on them

dont bring up gamzee around them

MY SIGN OFF TAG WILL BE -🐾🌈‼️ (NEPETA)

[REDACTED]

call them "??" or "[REDACTED]" spelt like that only

do not at all use caps around them.

swears, derogatory words, (eg st*pid) nsfw jokes, sui/venty jokes are not allowed near them.

dont be loud or abnoxiously over excited near them /not mad /lighthearted

do not force them to speak or write. they are nonverbal + non scribal

they most likely communicate through pictures, so be nice

act normal around them

do not speak in a loud tone/over-excited tone around them

do not bully them

either use no pronouns for it, or use any pronouns (though they seem to like they/it)

BUZY

do not make redhead jokes or use the word "g*nger" around her

do not use slurs of any kind around her (yes, even ones youcan reclaim)

use little to no swears/derogatory language around her, it makes her uncomfortable due to past experience

do not expect her to know anything about lgbtqia2s+ (she hasnt fronted for ages until recently and so she doesnt know much about any queer identities)

do not bring up heavy christianity around her, or make "im getting the bible/holy water/ect" jokes around her because even though shes christian, she has trauma around it + those jokes and it makes her uncomfortable

do not show gore/blood/horror/death around her

do not by any means share nsfw art/make nsfw jokes/nsfw comments around her, she gets so triggered by it and is very uncomfortable with it. we both most likely have hypersexuality, and so shes really sensitive to it

she hasnt fronted in ages (until like last week) she doesnt know anything about 2024/2024 jokes, ect so shed rather youdont make those jokes around her unless you explain it

she gets angry and upset really easily, and is also extremely insecure and affected by our avpd, do not make fun of her/bully her/tease her ect

do not say anything that'll worsen her body dysphoria. she is very very bodily dysmorphic, so be gentle with her

do not call her a demon, or bring up anything to do with demons around her. past experiences trigger us really bad.

do not mention/ask about her friends/twin sister

do not ask about her christianity

dont judge her for having the "2020 alt aesthetic"

ARADIA

do not question her/make them out to be weird/bully/be rude about her dating another system member

do not act creepy or weird about sollux around her, sollux selfshippers dni for her personally

do not say it talks/acts weird

do not quirkify them for being a fictive, even if shes your "favourite character"

dni if you selfship with her

SOLLUX

do not bully him for never leaving headspace lol bee is a bit cagey about never leaving headspace and fronting yet

do not question him/make them out to be weird/bully/be rude about it dating another system member

do not act creepy or weird about aradia around him, aradia selfshippers dni for them personally

never use she/her on him, or any feminine pronouns

do not quirkify them for being a fictive, even if hes your "favourite character"

dni if you selfship with him

TEREZI

do not force her not to use their typing quirk/bully them for using it

do not quirkify them for being a fictive, even if shes your "favourite character"

do not interact if you selfship with terezi or nepeta

do not reality check them. THEY BELICE THEY IN A SOECIFIC DELUSION WHICH IWONT BE STATING FOR THEIR SAFETY.

only use she/they exclusively for them. rarely use "her" on them

she is very teasy and playfully mean but do not hesitate to tell them to stop !!

that should be it for now. more headmates may want to add onto this/fix this but please respect everyones boundaries. (also there are more facets in this system, but this is just all the boundaries of the others that ican remember)

now that that is done, lets get into some interesting things !!

MY INTERESTS

homestuck, icp, tmnt, little shop of horrors, spiderman, class of 09, miffy/sanrio/domo-kun/toro-inoue, miku/vocaloids, grease, les miserables, detective connan, little witch academia, hilda, sky cotl, bocchi the rock, west side story, the lego movie, needy streamer overload, storybots, lmk, garfield, pokemon, mlp, 1984, animal farm, ddlc, omori (ish), crk/crob, a bunch of studio gibli movies, ect !!

NON-FANDOM INTRESTS

clowns, space, science, music, psychology (ESPECIALLY phobias), languages (ish), komodo dragons, animals, facts (facts in general, most science) art, religion, (ish) queer community and contradictory labels in queer history, writing, xenogenders, alterhumanity, ect (theres probably more i just forgor)

HOBBIES

drawing, writing, (sometimes) reading, (opera) singing, playing musical instruments, (learning piano, might learn more instruments in the future) cooking/baking, skiing, ect !! theres probably more i just keep forgetting :oP

TAG GUIDE

-🦈🌀‼️: tesco's sign off

"its the beauty of the carnival the magic's in the tents !!🃏 𖤐⊹₊ 🎪⋆": just general talking

"this troll disease called friendship ༘⋆": mewtuals

"they are my precious gay little babies !!☆": positive anon asks (if iget any !! ihave gotten abit before, so im only keeping this here to use if ido get any !!)

"my kind was never meant to have friends⚰️": vents/negative experiences

"give me your money": sillyposting !!

"note to you: next time, make your weapons out of high-grade titanium !!⊹࣪˖": tips of mine !!

"and its going at your direction, cause thats the direction to be angry at !!": angry posting

"youre so cute but so mean !!౨ৎ": anon hate (if iget any !! ihave gotten abit before, so im only keeping this here to use if ido get any !!)

"we are just typical normal humans who got lost in the middle of our normal everyday human lives⋆˚🐾˖°": talking about kintypes/nonhuman alters

"based on our velocity and entry angle....": me waffling/rambling

"URANIUM !!/BOOYAKASHA!!!!/WHOOP WHOOP !!💥💥‼️" me excited/rambling about positive things

"we're lean, we're green and we're mean !!": my art/comics related to plurality

"our lord awaits your servitude and tutelage at once.": religion posting/talking about religion

"told you guys iwas the funniest": stupid super unfunny plural humour

"this romantic tension is so palpable. will they, wont they ? how can you guys even concentrate ?‧₊˚ ⛲️ ‧₊": talking about all kinds of relationships as a system (relationships, platonic, ect)

"no matter how buried it gets, or how lost you feel, you must promise me that you will hold on to hope. ₊˚ʚ 🌱 ₊˚✧ ﾟ.": plural positivity !!

"and no, being caught or killed or found never truly scared me.🌱🍃🍓🌷": long posts !! filter this out if long posts just arent your thing :3c

"hoho you weren't invited and you came anyway ??˚꒰🎱꒱⋆": general anon asks !!

"i promise i'll get back to my critical lecture as soon as this promiscuous busybody leaves us in peace": things that arent the general systemposting but are me questioning stuff !!

"okay, let's do this one last time, yeahִ ࣪✮🕷✮⋆˙": system introductions !! (this'll be added on when i start fronting again, or if any headmate sees this and goes "oh ishould tag the post with this" otherwise it'll be added when i start fronting again)

"as youcan clearly see, there are only 2 sets of compatible quadrants here for legitimate concupiscent paring ꒰ ⋆.˚ .ᐟ.ᐟ ": explaining my plurality/systemhood

"idont believe in consistency🎸⋆⭒˚｡⋆" posts without the main focus on systemhood/plurality/posts that have been posted here and not on my sideblogs for whatever reason

"gotham is bonkers, yo !!꩜ᯓ★" posts that icant be asked to tag

hey by the way igot the homestuck quotes from this website its really useful youshould check it out !!

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DIVIDER CREDITS !!

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT, SO READ IT !!

teeth dividers (warning for their blog: may not be safe, alot of unreality, derealisation, ect so watch out !! that is not to out op in bad light, just making sure my fellow delusionalgang and hallucinationsgang watch out !! also, igot OP's permission to use these without reblogging, but my advice would be to ask before using !!)

top pink divider + sanrio plushie dividers

the stars with the little creature dividers

"delusion prone" blinkie (the other blinkie is made by me using blinkies cafe !!)

@/thefranticfreakshow for the banner !!

youve gotten to the end !! take a little nepeta and equius to go !! :3c

[linagram]

thinking about yueriku again and. the fact that they are basically mahiru and her bf but like.. in a reverse au..

like wdym riku's t2 vd is called "the never-ending cycle of mutual pain". yue liked riku so much and gave him so much attention but that felt suffocating to riku and at the same time he couldn't end their friendship. both mahiru and riku's crimes have something to do with suicide, though riku's case is more ambiguous. and the reverse part is that in mahiru's case, it was her boyfriend (so the one "being suffocated") who ended up dying and in riku's case, it's yue (the one "suffocating him") who ended up as his victim.

like wow. okay. okay

[ghost--girlfriend]

Happy Valentine's day <3!

[visions--of--collisions]

i for one would love to be normal about miles and hobie, but unfortunately. they are Literally lightning and thunder

[spidey-bie]

Hobie with a friend or s/o who's afraid of needles anyone?

TW: Needles of course

Hobie hooks you up with someone that he's close with to ease your anxiety.

Whether if it's for a shot, a piercing, or a tattoo he somehow knows a guy.

He's helping to calm you down before you go in.

Also he'll definitely go in with you if you ask him to.

(This next paragraph is for me. IDC.)

"I know I should be over this by now. I mean I'm grown but I still can't even get a simple shot by mys-"

Your vision started to blur and your breaths were uneven.

"Lovely." He holds you close to his chest.

"You're so brave. Y'know that yeah?" He pauses and looks down at you.

"Couldn't be more proud of you facing your fears and all that."

He knows so many breathing exercises since he has to constantly keep calm in his symbiote riddled world.

Hobie will keep you distracted making sure that you never get a glimpse of the needle.

Before, during, and after the process he'll keep your eyes on him.

He'll gently playing with your fingers or talk to you about anything to keep your mind off off of.

If you're incredibly terrified, like me, and you just wish someone would hold you as you cry you'll be getting the shot while sitting in his lap.

If you're getting a tattoo or a piercing, and you choose to get it done by a professional same procedure.

Even if you're sitting there for hours on end he'll keep your mind occupied. He'll sing to you knowing that his terrible voice with make you laugh.

Also Hobie will just give you a piercing himself if you ask.

"Ducky, do you want me to count down o-"

"Nope. Just do it."

A/N: I used more slang this time. Typing this with shaking fingers since I have to go in to get blood work later today. My arms still hurt from the 2 shots I got Friday. I was near tears just from those. I was supposed to get blood work done at the same place but after pricking me twice I was told that I have deep veins so I have to go to another place. I wanna live out my "I'm getting every piercing under the sun" phase but idk how I'm gonna deal with the needle.

[sunsproutgarden]

Was inspired by a TikTok I saw of some big dude screaming about this twink and carrying him around on his shoulders in a mosh pit and I was like "ugh, it's so them*" (*Adam and I)

(said TikTok under the cut)

[savventeen]

i love you for being an eat your young lover lol it's legit one of my fav fics BUT FOR YOU obviously to build a home you know this but also the little jihoon love language drabble was so so so adorable i loved it <<33

I WILL BE AN EAT YOUR YOUNG LOVER FOREVER AND ALWAYS <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 and im glad its one of your faves bc its GREAT

and omg... build a home, my beloved <3 one of my personal faves bc i really did write that one for myself and writing soonhoon freindship (brief as it was) was So Much Fun lmaooooo

and!!! i wasn't expecting that drabble to get so much love but i am so so happy that it is bc i really truly love thinking about all of the different ways we as humans love each other and all the little things it spills into <3

[come tell me what your favorite fic of mine is!]

[astral-express-family]

Okay yknow what fuck jt

Officially adding Peppermint from Hi-Fi RUSH as a romantic f/o!

Her tag will be: 🍬📱 brains and beauty | peppermint vandelay

Our ship name will be: cocoamint

S/I intro post to come, I've been considering this for a fair while so I already have one designed lmao

Also adding Chai and 808 as platonic f/os!

Chai's tag will be: 🎸🎧 the powers of rock and friendship | chai

808's tag will be: 🐈‍⬛🤖 emotional support feline | 808

I might add more later on, when I actually get to play the game ahahshshshahsj

[1980ssunflower]

kissing tummy is so important actually

[strwbrymlkshake]

I don't think I've ever been in a relationship this healthy before I don't know what to do 💀