bureaucrat: Okay, you have now completed the very arduous paperwork process that took several months! Congratulations!
me: :)
bureaucrat: Oh wait, you're trans? In that case what I meant to say was - congratulations, you now enter ROUND TWOOOOOOOO! Show me every piece of mail you received since you were six! Balance this spinning plate on your nose! Run up The Eliminator!
me: :(
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BACK FOR ROUND TWO
I REPEAT.
BACK. FOR. ROUND. TWOOOOOOOO 🔱🌊
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Heyyyyyy do you want to make rounds holding hands and skipping in the accident ward ... dressing wounds goes faster with twoooooooo
yesssssssss please this is us -> 👬 💉😊 changing the bandages on infected wounds
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❝ ---- i can’t do this . ❞ she throws her my melody pencil down with a huff , before sitting back & crossing her arms . this publicity stunt is SO STUPID --- hey , soojin . take the entrance exam for seoul national university so people stop saying you’re dumb !! oh , & the shy one from our other boy group will tutor you !! she knew idol life was one big mirage , but THIS ...
like , they’ve got her doing MATH now ? as an adult ? the word problems made no sense , no matter how many times valentine tried to explain them . even the numbers�� before her seemed to swim on the page , an alphabet soup of symbols & jargon . ❝ i’m not like YOU . none of this makes sense ... ❞ she pouts , sinks lower in her seat . soojin , are you 22 or 12 ? // @oblivated !!
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MY 🌶 BANK 🌶 ACCOUNT 🌶 IS 🌶 CRYING 🌶
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WERE GOING TO ROUND TWOOOOOOOO
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Bleach round twoooooooo
This shit has to marinate and then, we can go piiiiiiiink!!!!!!
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