#roxxie lalond

[unwelllydrawnroxy]

Trolld

[poorlydrawnroxy]

oh hey hows roxxie doin havents een em in a while

TG: I’m good, Surprisingly. TG: The roxys have been great Hosts!

[hskinhome]

Might be dumb but can i get a pendulum reading bout if im Meenah Lalonde (rox ways), Roxxie Peixes (Meenah ways) or just Meenah Peixes?

Tysm if you do this

roxie gave me mild yes's for meenah lalonde and meenah peixes! -mod tuna

I offered Mituna some help, and Signless gave me a no for Roxxie Peixes!

-Mod Nepeta

[kingdom-of-kins]

ROXXIE PEIXES - outfitboard!

pink fishnet undershirt - 15 USD

born to lose crop tee - 28 USD

checkered shorts - 30 USD

heart earrings - 15 USD

socks and arm warmers - 14.99 USD

platform lace-ups - 47.99 USD

bangles - 14 USD

[clay-pidgeon]

post title pending. my weird swap au

this is the post im making for scratchswap, my au where i switch the post-scratch kids with the post-scratch trolls sharing their aspect (dirk-nepeta, roxy-equius, jake-eridan, and jane-feferi) and then the pre scratch dudes get swapped accordingly. yes this bc of the Parallels between feferi and jane and then i got a whole Thing out of it. im working on classpects/ages. characters under the cut

pre-scratch trolls

note for the record i did not think much about these guys

johune peixes: i have done 0 thinking on johune so sorry. theyre swapped w meenah and everyones really confused about how that funny little guy was a huge scary empress in every other universe

rozela zahhak: the sorcerer wooooo! pretty similar to canon rose shes just really fucking strong. good friends w aranea

dayves leijon: im still not 100% sure how to go about this one tbh but he does like romance in some form. also i got in in my head hes skittish. no idea where that came from. capitalizes b (glasses) and maybe something else?

jaidli ampora: oh i actually thought about this one a little! fashion is sorta fifties inspired like cronus but shes not a greaser thats his schtick. you dont steal a mans shtick. is there a c in that word or not

post scratch trolls

jaynce peixes: feels like i should work on that name huh. anyways jaynce does Not want to be the heiress (for reasons both transgender and not) at all and is in a little bit of denial about this. i lied actually a lot of denial. may or may not be moirails w jayque havent decided. replaces e and o with -E and -O forks and spoons!

roxxie zahhak: a little more into robots n shit than coding but still does that. bit of a jack of all trades! thinks deyirks lusus (its. kity) is the most special boy in the whole wide world. probably moirails w deyirk now that i think abt it but maybe not. im on the fence abt a lot of stuff here. uses some kind of prefix, emoticons have X for eyes, replaces x sounds with x, y (as a vowel) with ie, and s w z

deyirk leijon: WORLDS MOST NORMAL MAN (lying) lives in a cave in the middle of the woods not for catgirl reasons but because this guy is going insane in solitude works best when isolated. also uses some kind of prefix for a quirk. roxxie drops off robot parts at his house every few weeks and they make a day of it theyre Pals

jayque ampora: he helps feed gloybsub or whatever her name is and hes so normal about the deaths on his conscience. really hes so normal guys cmon. normal

pre scratch kids

mimi egbert: token cis friend sorry meenah. or not idc. more mellow because dad egbert is just a normal guy and isnt raising her to be the literal queen of the world. still meenah tho

hans lalonde: i am unsure about the name but i think its fine. the ultimate horse girl (therian). keeps maplehoof in the foyer. if he had to interact with his dad for more than 20 seconds they would both implode from the sheer awkwardness. the house is big as shit they just gesture to each other when they see each other and thats fine for both of them

manu strider: wears heart shades everywhere as a sort of joke. he doesnt actually know. caps lock is broken and refuses to fix it + uses kaomoji a lot. fujoshi to transmasc pipeline haha who said that

crow harley: im stilling working on which animal to furrify cronus with. watches a bunch of old movies and picked up those speaking habits. other shit pending

post scratch kids

fifi crocker: she wants to be crockercorps new ceo sosososo bad she would make up for all of their horrible crimes against humanity by uh. shes working on it ok?

neta strider: the she/her to she/they to they/them to he/they to he/him to he/they to she/he/they to The Creature pipeline. percentage of their diet that is fish he caught w her own bare hands has been steadily increasing. is trying to buff up on history but keeps on going down wikipedia rabbit holes and rereading the nyan cat article for the thousandth time. would still do the detective pony rewrite but would get sidetracked by the lolcat metaphor for way longer

eqis lalonde: do you know how hard it is to smush equius down to four letters? i just made this name up man. anyways i dunno what to do with her but shes a girl of the horse variety

dani english: diversity win this sickly victorian orphan child is genderfluid! fucking terrified of the lusi on the island. fancies herself sort of a romantic poet

the entirety of this was brainstormed while i was bored in class for the record. still brainstorming so im gonna edit this when more shit arises

[tcda]

opened my sketchbook and roxxy lalonde manifested there. Sighs

[rose-icosahedron]

I should really be in bed, but I had a thought that I had to share with,,, someone. I guess @chrisrin would be the target audience since he is the one who hears my Unda fic theories and got me into Unda's fics, but anyone who has read Unda's fics are also part of this posts target audience.

This evening, I started thinking about which of Dave's parents from the Unda fic's I have read (ywdmp, 2/3 of Au, 1/2 of dbdc, 1/2 of mcesher) are the worst, and which ones are the best.

I was sort of thinking of it as a tierlist, and I had some intresting things in that line of thinking, like who would I count in that because counting just the versions of bro and roxanne would exclude cal in dbdc, as well as dirk in Mc, as well as imply that in dbdc dave's parents are Dionte and the Resigned.

I was thinking maybe just anyone considered directly to be his parent, but that exclude's Dionte from being counted as the horrible influence he is, as well as dbdc roxxie and dirkka and mc Dirk.

I didn't make the tierlist, but I figured out who would be on the bottom and who would be on the top. and since there were two tied for first and two tied for last I thought of how that would actually go. the winners were Dave's dad(I think its a version of John?) from ywdmp, and Roxy from Au. congrats to them on being good people. I don't think the two of them are very intresting to think about as parents together. its like, ok you have raised a child with magic powers and a few minor issues. congrats.

the real reason I made this post is the two who were tied for worst, Roxanne/Dr Lalonde from ywdmp and Dirk/Satan from AU. both people who's parenting style could roughly be described as 'what do you mean my child? that's my magic item'. I am now trying to imagine a world where dave gets raised by those guys together. Goodnight.

(on second thought that pairing might not be to bad is it is entirly possibel that doctor lalonde and dirk would end up killing eachother, and dave would grow up a very magical orphan which honestly would be better than what most of the daves get.(being raised by no one is better than being raised by bro strider))

[stuckboards]

Yooo

Can i get a pendulum reading bout if im Meenah Lalonde (rox ways), Roxxie Peixes (Meenah ways) or just Meenah Peixes?

Tysm if u end up doing this

✰ PENDULUM for ROXXIE PEIXES

Hey, anon. For your pendulum reading, my pendulum suggested you're Roxxie Peixes (Meenah ways). I hope this was helpful!

[star-stucks]

Pesterquest edits are open? If no, ignore this lol (in that case, I'm sorry)

What about roxy troll ver? Lime blood or mutant blood would be cool. About the clothes, I think a baggy coat is nice. Oh, and do the big ears pls, they're so cute!! Some piercings too (no specific place). That's just it for now :3 thank you in advance!

Here you go two Mutant blood Roxy’s! I hope those were the ears you were talking about but if you need me to change them just shoot me another ask! - Mod Wolf 

[ha-ha-problemtic-shit-go-brrr]

Can I get uhhhhhh yandere Roxy Lalonde (Homestuck) aesthetic? With themes of drinking to cope with deeper insecurity? Thanks!

I didn't read the last part the first time so I just made two hope you like 'em and thanks for requesting!

(Requests Open)

[askskyllakoriga]

Meat Section Moments:

(Spoilers) 

> John goes out on his mission   > Rose is dying > Jane runs for president > Karkat runs for president > John goes and stops the doomed timeline > John gathers up his younger version of his friends > John; young Dave, Rose, and Jade get trapped in the red chest > John has depression > Dave and Karkat go around to get help for their election > Dirk teams up with Rose and decides to leave > The chest opens on the other side > Vriska fights with Lord English > Vriska gets sucked into the black hole (Oof) > Tavros and the entire ghost race dies > Young Rose dies and young Jade gets stapped and flown off to space \ > John, young Dave, and Davepeta fight English > Young Dave dies and John gets stabbed in the chest by Lord English's tooth; almost got eaten > Davepeta kills English by sacrificing themselves > John is alone in space, meets Meehna but she stoles the Ring of Life from him and runs off > Jane tries to flirt with Jake but fails > Jade talks to Roxxy > Jane is knocked out > Roxxy is transgender > Callie goes insane > John meets Terezi and went to go find Vriska, but failed > John x Terezi > Dirk becomes a psychopath and controls everyone   > John telaports Terezi to Earth C and dies > Jake dose a speech, fails and joins sides with Jade > Terezi peaces the fuck out with depression   > Dirk shoots a sleeping dart to Jane, knocking her out again > Jade wins the election > Dave and Karkat get drunk and now are a couple   > Dirk takes Rose with her to leave Earth C leaving Kanaya's and Jake's heartbroken > Jade wakes up, about to tell Roxy and Kanaya something but gets knocked out again > Roxxy, Kanaya, Dave and Karkat meet up to try to figure out what the fuck is going on and how to stop Dirk > Dave asks Jade where are Dirk and John   > Roxxy, Kanaya, Dave and Karkat went to get a rocket from Jake > Aradia meets young Jade, and Dave-Bot in the middle of a wild planet and goes up into a portal

[girlboysollux]

fuck i only had an idea 4 roxy. roxxie lalond

[poorlydrawnroxy]

*glances to see if roxxie has seen the moon*

TG: Whatcha looking At?

[hskinhome]

ello im a roxy and im lookin for dirk and janey. I dont have alot of memories but what i do have is that me and jane used to meetup and go to one of our houses bake alot, i also have some other memories of dirk forcing me to watch terrible animes, the one i remember him liking alot is little witch academia. if any of this seems familiar message me at @roxxy-lalonde

[cursed-saphire-hart]

I'm back to my weekly schedule of being obsessed with a random wlw eddsworld ship I've/you've made of the background characters

This week is Laurel and Roxxi

It would be so easy to make them both goth girlfriends

And then they have a goth daughter

Adam's family wlw edition

Lol goth family. Or even better, going Lalonde with it :3

[hairscare]

day one of @callie-roxy-week was specieswap so heres roxxie lalond and calliope “cali”