#s;; kafka.

[itearsofabutterflyi]

[gavinom123]

she kaiju on my no8 til i hoshikaf

[psykopaths]

"I was ashamed of myself when I realized that life was a costume party, and I attended with my real face"

- Franz Kafka

[mac-a08]

[noellefan101]

Offline to Online HSR edition

Characters: Kafka, Silver Wolf, Seele, Bronya x gn! reader

Summary: your girlfriend is a streamer, a popular one at that. this is a fic about: how their chat finds out that you are dating, how they treat you off-stream and on-stream/do they treat you differently

"Warnings": Romantic relationship, modern au, streamer au, kissing, [h/c] is hair color, not proofread,

Note: this is the other one that was in the poll if you would like to read the genshin impact version it´s here. and omg i am so tired and my back hurts like CRAZY, but i luv you all.

Kafka

How chat found out: she kinda wanted to say it out loud the first day/month you started dating, but you stopped her because you didn´t want the whole world to know. and she agreed it was for the best anyways/don´t want all her simps to come at you(looking at you "cough cough")/. so she kept it a secret, still teases you about it though. and she was pretty good at hiding it, but then it had been a year or so and you moved in together, in a new house.

so obviously it was going to be harder to hide it, mainly because you lived together, but also because she was asked 24/7 to do a new house tour. she eventually did it, but without your office being in the video. it worked out well in the beginning but then people started wondering what was in the last room/your office/. you were worried about it, while she ignored it and acted like no one had asked about it. that of course didn´t help and only grew more suspicion to the last room. she eventually had enough and started asking you if she could say it, following up with her saying that her fans won´t come after you for it.

On-stream: she teases you, every time she has a chance too, and i mean EVERY time. she normally does that a lot, but not this much. she also doesn´t like when anyone else teases you. you´d say she´s possessive, but if you actually said that when she´s streaming, you would be banned from entering her office for a few months(at least).

Off-stream: she´s WAY sweeter when no one is watching, mostly because she doesn´t have that evil look in her eyes all the time. and then she´s with you so ofc she´ll behave(if you ask nicely). she would also kiss you more passionately than when she´s in front of chat/she doesn´t need chat to spread pics of you kissing all over twitter, that´s why/and she also hugs you more gently. over all she´s just softer with you but don´t tell her that.

she loves you, even more than chat loves her.

Silver Wolf

how chat found out: they didn´t really think that you were dating at first, but just some affectionate roommates. maybe it was because they didn´t think that she would be dating anybody/or maybe you looked too good to be dating silver wolf hehe/. but either way, you ARE dating, you just thought her chat knew already. but when you found out they didn´t/because they called you her roomie, not her partner/you tried to show more affection.

so when you were home while she was streaming you made some food for her. walked in and gave her the food, after you just left a little kiss on her cheek. leaving the chat stunned, she just started eating her food, acting like nothing happened. she asked if anything was wrong and they flipped out even more, like wtf they just kissed you. she didn´t think it was that big of a deal and tried to move on. but they wanted answers, she didn´t care ofc, and didn´t answer any of their questions. after she was done eating and she just continued the stream like normal. you on the other hand was a little worried that she got upset, because you just kissed her on the cheek, and in front of all her viewers. she eventually revealed to chat that you were dating, and they should shut up abt it. only because she didn´t want you to worry.

On-stream: she doesn´t really care if you´re there or not, but id happier with you there. she shows affection, but not much. the reason: she doesn´t want to ruin her reputation.

Off-stream: when she´s not streaming or in a call you play with her instead. she loves when you play with her, wanting to share her interest with you. she does this while hugging you/maybe from behind/and kisses you to distract you.

she loves games, but loves you even more.

Seele

How chat found out: they properly noticed the person walking around in the background all the time/since her streaming setup is in the living room/and they didn´t know who it was other than a person with [h/c] colored hair. they tried to ask about it, but Seele didn´t pay them any mind and moved on. she kinda thought they were joking and already knew who you were/but there kinda clueless and thinks she kidnapped someone/but ofc you´re just her partner and she didn´t force you to live with her. actually, it was your idea to live with her. so they should quit thinking that.

but anyway, she was streaming(like usual)and she was in a call with some friends/like Sampo, Bronya, Natasha, etc/and she kinda got into an argument with one of them/Sampo/. because he wasn´t playing well enough and it turned into a thing of them dissing each other. the others wanted to stop them, but they didn´t in fear of getting into it as well, so they kinda just listened in on it. she then revealed one of his secrets, witch lead to him saying that you and Seele were dating, and not just roomies. she then got confused, and asked f they didn´t know/bc she really fricking thought they did, oh well/the chat went wild. and when she found out they were clueless the whole time, she just laughed her ass off.

On-stream: she doesn´t have you around that much/other than in the background/but when you are there beside her, she has most of her attention fixated on you. she likes kissing, hugging and sitting with you, even if in front of everyone. and she doesn´t get embarrassed about it.

Off-stream: if possible she´s even more affectionate, the only reason is because she doesn´t want you to be embarrassed. but if you gave her permission, she would be all over you at all times, at parties, events, on stream, in front of friends and family... you get it.

she loves you a lot, even when you´re not around.

Bronya

How chat found out: she streams a lot, like a ton. so of course you´d either get home while she´s streaming or just be home in general. she´s very busy so you don´t say anything other than "i´m home", when you check on her after being out. or other times it´s you delivering food to her. in general chat mainly thinks that your just some friends living together, but thats only because they don´t know that you´re dating, and you don´t plan on revealing it right now. maybe because you either were busy, didn´t want to or you were scared of her viewers reaction/but she does comfort you, and tell you that they will accept it/.

the way they knew you were dating, was mainly because of you two being stupid. she was on a little break/since she had been streaming the last 5-6 hours, with only 3-4 breaks(send help)/and you walked into her room giving her a snack and kissed her on the cheek. that would have been okay normally, but this time she forgot to turn off the mic. leaving you to realize that after you looked at the chat, because it was going wild. you both then got embarrassed and she turned the stream off. she was supposed to stream for a few more hours but ditched the idea. and in the next week or so she now had to introduce you, when you were fully ready of course.

On-stream: she doesn´t show that much affection, since she gets easily embarrassed and looks almost identical to a tomato. but sometimes she will do cooking streams with you, and try to show off a little/that would be even cuter if you were a baker or cook, just saying(totally not trying to say anything)/but it doesn´t end that well.

Off-stream: she loves to hug, kiss and cuddle you. she feels so much more confident when you´re the only one watching, so she tries to show that she loves you as much as she can. she also feels safer when its only you and her.

she loves her job, but not as much as she loves you.

if you´d like more of these do request, luv ya-Masterlist

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[random-jot]

Another Okonogi crumb!

IDK why I just really dig her character design. I resonate with her whole vibe

She’s the real main character. To me.

[hotdyke-hardstyle]

so far the plot of star rail is stelle looking for their dommy mommy and picking up this cute transbian on their way. endgame is a polycule obviously

[grizzgotmilk]

kafka must be releasing some kaiju pheromones bc he legit be winning the hearts of everyone around him to some extent or the other

[scrion7]

today on parallel ships

[itearsofabutterflyi]

[aurianashifts]

About my Honkai Star Rail DR!

aka auriana rambling about her to-do list the whole post straight-

In this reality, I'm part of the Stellaron Hunters working under/for Elio! Different from the others though the reason I do it is due to save my planet I'm originally from.

For starters, my planet is inspired by the infamous Wonderland we all know (and hopefully love-) that has basically being "under quarantine" due to a stellaron putting everyone in danger. Instead of joining the IPC (where other hsr shifters will know isn't the most wholesome organization...) i decided to side with Elio as his future telling abilities were speaking about a way to safe my home.

Under the Stellaron Hunters I'm the one who specialized on building connections with other people having a large network of possible help needed in the future as well as being an expert in the more magic-ish side of things.

My powers mainly focus on breaking the law of physics and logic & chaos magic (not in the op way though, its more comparable to the wonderland squad from ever after high actually!). Later on i end up befriending the crew of the Astral Express and may or may not switch sides - we'll see.

Some other fun facts:

- I follow the path of Harmony!

- As a weapon I have a magical scepter cause why not 🤷🏾‍♀️

- I own a flying cat as a pet 🤭

- in this reality both Stelle and Caelus exist!

That would be all for now i think...some more info coming up soon!

[realm-of-tas]

you are absolutely right kafka!!

[mac-a08]

[noellefan101]

Kissing them series : Honkai Star Rail 2

(i forgor the thing, and i don´t know how to get it back, help omg, i think i did it tho)

Characters: Arlan, Kafka, Silverwolf, Welt,

Summary:

Warnings: ooc, kissing, characters that are deemed under 18 are aged up, or you´re aged down/up(depends on your age), why didn´t i just say that they're the same age as you(im stupid thas why)

Note: these are hard for hsr, bc they don´t have many voice lines abt food or anything they like tasting wise, + im too lazy to update and actually play the game, love you

*'Arlan

he tastes like lip balm, his is a little fruity, so its sweet maybe thats one of the reasons you use it instead of your own, other than its his. one thing you did know though; his jackets are comfy, you´d know.

*'Kafka

she tastes like a fine wine, she doesn´t drink it very often but of course she wants the finer things in life at least once in a while. sometimes you can sense a bit of blood that might have gotten in her mouth.

*'Silverwolf

she tastes like chips, you don’t know what kind, but it’s sweet and salty, kind of remind you of her, sweet with you but mean and salty with anyone else. She didn’t even want to talk to you when her accounts got hacked.

*'Welt

he tastes like coffee, a bitter one too, but surprisingly rather sweet, it’s not that you think it doesn’t suit him, no it just wasn’t something you thought he would taste like. You once kissed him after he drank Himeko’s coffee, you don’t even want to remember.

Thank you for reading hope it was ok, luv ya-Masterlist

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[officialmyshithole]

Beat this shit 100% blind on the first try

[hotdyke-hardstyle]

Hehe, patience. I think you’re in for a surprise.

Honkai: Star Rail - Space Comedy