#sabrina from usher artifacts

[artinartifact]

*materializes in the archival storage to stare at you like this*

*Turns around from the shelf after getting the right artifact. Totally didn’t let out a scream of surprise and totally didn’t nearly drop the item.*

“H-Hi? I- Do- Uh, good morning?”

[thears0nist]

Message from Sabrina: omw to the hospital, left some crafts in my room. want some coffee? i’m in desperate need for it.

can you even have coffee?

Message from Gerry: not really. can’t drink anything lol

@artinartifact

[thedist0rted]

Hey, I’m missing some pens… again… do you know where those are? Or if anyone took them? - @artinartifact

h@ve y0u l0okeD in +he fr!dge?

[servantoftheye]

Performance Review time.

I wasn't expecting one so soon, but apparently 'someone' said I was ruining the 'good name of the Usher Foundation.' Just when my stupid uptight research assistant James gets back from Rhode Island.

I mean a scared one construction worker! Who by the way was an asshole. He got right in front me and said: "Hey Mama, why don't ya smile for me?" That's street harassment. So I told him how his father actually died on Riker's Island. Yeah crumpled into a sobbing ball, but worth it. But what do expect from the son of man shivved over a pudding cup?

[mothfromusher]

Hey, you good? What’s happening? - @artinartifact

the distortion gave me weed and accidentally unlocked my synthesisia. wanda is bullying me about respecting my Lonely friend’s boundaries.

[artinartifact]

It took a full hour before Gerard was able to text Sabrina. In their hospital bed, they stared at their phone and contemplated what to say. In the end, all they sent was the number of their room.

- @thears0nist

Sabrina had managed to do quite a lot (in her opinion) over the hour. She had relabeled anything surrounding the music box, added on to the report of reason for the relabeling, sent out a mail to her coworkers about it and put all of Michael’s drawings in a corner of her desk.

Once she got the message however, she put the file into her messenger bag and hurried out. Claiming she was taking her break to a coworker she passed.

Finding the hospital was rather easy, the hard part was finding the room. Once she actually got there she had taken at least three wrong turns.

[thears0nist]

*Walks very quickly towards you, left hand holding tightly onto an unopened file*

Hey, you’re Gerard I assume? Sorry for the wait.

- @artinartifact

They offered a smile to the woman that approached them. “Just Gerry is fine. No need to apologize, didn’t wait that long.” His eyes fell onto the file in her hand, before returning to her once again. “And I assume that’s the file from Pu Songling?”

[artinartifact]

Nice to know that @thedist0rted doesn’t play the kahoot music on repeat.

Got interesting choices of rather cheesy love songs tho…

[artinartifact]

Hiiiii <33

I h@ve an𖣠ther pretty pen,w𖣠uld y𖣠u like 𖣠ne? :3

Yeah, sure

Easier to notice if they go missing.

[servantoftheye]

Avatar of the Corruption: Gus Curtis aka 'living kitchen nightmare'

Gustave Curtis Avatar of the Corruption. Works has work as cook/dishwasher/ short order cook and pizza cook at a lot of small mom and pop places. Works cheap, usually gets paid under the table, and basically can turn any commercial kitchen into a filthy nightmare.  He is NYC/New Jersey based. He’s middle aged, short, squat, hairy, with greasy black thinning hair all over. He’s constantly sweating too. Smells bad, like limburger cheese.  Heavy Jersey accent.  Has killed health inspectors and will kill again.  Starts out as a dishwasher at places that are new with cheap owners or neighborhood places where the original owners retired and the new ones cut corners. I said starts a dishwasher but he never stays as one, the other cooks get ‘sick’ or quit and he moves up the chain, until he’s basically the only one in the kitchen. His nickname is ‘Living Kitchen Nightmare’ and he’s been around since the 80s as far as anyone knows. After the restaurant he works at closes for good, he’s gone in a puff of disgusting smoke.

So I found out my research assistant Ada is after this guy, I might as well hold a funeral for her, cuz she's probably dead and probably rotting in a walk in freezer. I mean I should look into it, that guy in London survived an encounter, but Gus is awful and many suspect he's just a bunch of rats and roaches in a trench coat err chef's coat.

Also to my esteemed colleagues he was last working at a hamburger place on the Jersey Shore, it's a another reason to avoid that awful state.

[artinartifact]

pretty sure we work at the same location. we have the one with the “days since the bear testimony” sign, yes?

@mothfromusher

Yes! Holding the sign close to my heart

Dunno what day we’re on tho. Been too busy to walk past it

[artinartifact]

wh@t vEget4ble w0uld yoU b3?

Purple-

Wait, what’s the question?

Oh. Cucumber?

[artinartifact]

Hey did you guys get the weird chicken teddy bears that flesh guy made and the haunted dolls? -@servantoftheye

We did

I’m luckily not in charge of the chicken teddy bears, however I’m stuck with some co-workers to figure out which part of the storage it’ll go to. Like surely it should be with the fleshy stuff, however it IS teddy bears which would go with the dolls and such part.

[artinartifact]

hiiii :3 !’m v3eery s0rry foR ge++ing y0u losT in the corr|dorS :(

…

als0 unr3lat€d! i gAv3 y0ur fr!end sOme w33d anD now h3 can t@st3 col0urs?

It’s… fine now. Probably should’ve expected something happening

You did what? Why?

[servantoftheye]

Nothing at all going on all the statements lately have been from people describing drug trips, and people with mental illness and one guy who was just using it as an excuse to hit on me and steal all the pens. I’m so glad my cat is here.

[mothfromusher]

FUCKING UNO AT THE FOUNDATION LIBRARY HOW ARE THESE OLD ASS BITCHES BEATING MEEEE

@artinartefact why am i here why did i decide to work here