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What’s happening in Schenectady? I’ve only heard of a couple haunted buildings but that’s pretty par for the course in upstate

Ya don’t want to know… trust me.

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What’s happening in Schenectady? I’ve only heard of a couple haunted buildings but that’s pretty par for the course in upstate

Ya don’t want to know… trust me.

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hey y'all. i was morosely flipping through a sketchbook and found my magnum opus tucked in the back. this is 100% the best thing ive ever made and i gotta share it. behold: baby isopod. may it brighten your day as it did mine.

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Been busy.

Working on so many statements lately, having to sort through all these written statements and see which ones are real and which ones are a load of crap.

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Might be.

Am I in New York or am I experiencing a field trip with the Spiral? I think it's a bit of both

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Yeah that’s how it starts….

Avatar of The Eye but its just a 14 year old girl in secondary school constantly doodling eyes on her hands and is inadvertently being used by the eye as a walking cctv camera

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*appears in your office to stare at you like this*

*Mumbles the cat stares back and bats at you. *

*Is eating chow-mein from an oyster pail with chopsticks at desk* Hey! Get outta here stop bothin' my cat ya dirty hippie! I like Helen betta!

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Yeah, tell me about it. I put Abba in his head so yeah he can eat it.

Performance Review time.

I wasn't expecting one so soon, but apparently 'someone' said I was ruining the 'good name of the Usher Foundation.' Just when my stupid uptight research assistant James gets back from Rhode Island.

I mean a scared one construction worker! Who by the way was an asshole. He got right in front me and said: "Hey Mama, why don't ya smile for me?" That's street harassment. So I told him how his father actually died on Riker's Island. Yeah crumpled into a sobbing ball, but worth it. But what do expect from the son of man shiv over a pudding cup?

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The performance review was one of those zoom calls. They said I'm mostly doing alright but I should be careful about three things: 1). I shouldn't let my research assistants overstep their responsibilities . 2). I need to assign my research assistants statements to research and not allow them free range over what they choose. 3). Apparently they are giving two new research assistants.

Yeah so that's happening. I think old Jimmbles Smith wants a promotion though (he hates being called Jimmbles).

Performance Review time.

I wasn't expecting one so soon, but apparently 'someone' said I was ruining the 'good name of the Usher Foundation.' Just when my stupid uptight research assistant James gets back from Rhode Island.

I mean a scared one construction worker! Who by the way was an asshole. He got right in front me and said: "Hey Mama, why don't ya smile for me?" That's street harassment. So I told him how his father actually died on Riker's Island. Yeah crumpled into a sobbing ball, but worth it. But what do expect from the son of man shiv over a pudding cup?

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You.

Opinions on... Jupiter?

To far away .

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Performance Review time.

I wasn't expecting one so soon, but apparently 'someone' said I was ruining the 'good name of the Usher Foundation.' Just when my stupid uptight research assistant James gets back from Rhode Island.

I mean a scared one construction worker! Who by the way was an asshole. He got right in front me and said: "Hey Mama, why don't ya smile for me?" That's street harassment. So I told him how his father actually died on Riker's Island. Yeah crumpled into a sobbing ball, but worth it. But what do expect from the son of man shivved over a pudding cup?

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Sorry I haven’t been around, very busy watching things.

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Economy Candy.

Bought a bag of gummy eyeballs

Their fun to eat when people come to give statements.

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No they’re mine.

Bought a bag of gummy eyeballs

Their fun to eat when people come to give statements.

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Candy store .

Bought a bag of gummy eyeballs

Their fun to eat when people come to give statements.