#@The-elias-bouchard

[servantoftheye]

Performance Review time.

I wasn't expecting one so soon, but apparently 'someone' said I was ruining the 'good name of the Usher Foundation.' Just when my stupid uptight research assistant James gets back from Rhode Island.

I mean a scared one construction worker! Who by the way was an asshole. He got right in front me and said: "Hey Mama, why don't ya smile for me?" That's street harassment. So I told him how his father actually died on Riker's Island. Yeah crumpled into a sobbing ball, but worth it. But what do expect from the son of man shivved over a pudding cup?

[transalfredpennyworth]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[wolfythewitch]

the magnus archives is a workplace comedy

[afrogsmoraldilemma]

Melanie King s3 alternative ending

[future-crab]

I know he’s kind of a polarizing character, but I have to say, Elias Bouchard truly is Iconic. When you hear the twist of “the boring middle manager was actually secretly an evil eldritch monster the whole time!” you sort of assume that the boring middle manager persona was just a facade, but no, he really does seem to just enjoy dull administrative work. He’s both exactly as boring as he seems on the surface and profoundly fucked up in ways you couldn’t imagine. He’s practically omniscient and playing 4-D chess with everyone, but he responds to even slight hiccups in his elaborate scheme with acts of extreme violence. He beats an old man to death with a metal pipe and when someone brings it up later he goes, “Yeah I may have overreacted there.” His employees are constantly trying to murder him. He broke out of prison just so he could give a dramatic monologue. He had a weird gay thing going on with seemingly every man he met in the past 200 years. He loves scheduling.

[occudo]

Make a confession, face your crush- Love Archives the new visual novel going to Steam- well, never, but I thought it would be funny.

[nineraeix]

young jonah magnus is if dorian gray in a different font

[americanoddysey]

this is a spider's world and we're just living in it

spider names:

and no Jon cannot actually tell them apart

[sepezzz]

this stinker, Tma character sheet #6!

[vickozone]

[major spoilers for S2, S4, S5]

The Magnus Archives is RED

[I’m back with more fake screenshots!] Part 1 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

[ezrazzle]

After slowly chipping away at this for a while, I'm finally done drawing the cast of The Magnus Archives!

[pisscentral]

uh oh

UH OH

[kirowh]

They’re on their seventh divorce

[wolfythewitch]

Where are his eyes?

Exactly where they’ve always been, Martin. Watching over my Institute.

[bone-apple-teeths]

big fan of artists who depict martin looking more and more like peter every season. also a big fan of artists who depict jon looking more and more like elias every season. like hell yeah remind me how they never break the cycle and are all just replaceable pawns to the same eldritch horrors I love it keep em coming boys.

[spiralling-spires]

Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops