#sahsrau reverse isekai

[boiled-cats]

Guys

Guys what if

What if sagau and sahsrau reverse isekai, but they appear in our world as a size proportional to the screen you play on

So, like, if you play hsr on your phone, you can expect to see a tiny trailblazer on your desk, about 1 or 2 inches tall, trying to fashion a weapon out of paperclips and a thumbtack

Or if you’re on your computer, accidentally kicking a 5 inch tall Xiao across the floor while trying to get a midnight snack because he was patrolling the house for demons

[sunny-fox]

Pet! SAHSRAU (part 2)

Reader's pronouns: -

Warnings: implied cult behaviour (?), possible out-of-character

Notes: reverse isekai, characters turn into animals, Stellaron Hunters

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Borzoi! Kafka who likes to annoy any other pet that's not in her "family", especially Welt and Himeko. She doesn't provoke anyone when you're around, but once you're outdoors she "accidentally" bumps against Himeko or "unintentionally" upsets Welt's water bowl (you knew that she was behind all of that anyway). Kafka seems to have a particular fondness for Caelus and Stelle. The way she stops bothering Himeko when Caelus wants to play with her, or the soft look in her eyes when Stelle squeezes herself in between her and Welt to stop them from starting a fight. Sometimes Kafka tries to steal the twins away when they're cuddling and napping with their "family", but has never succeeded...yet. The twins' "family" is not happy when they wake up to the sight of Kafka picking up one of the twins by the scruff and taking them away. Kafka will then come to you for help, circling you and looking at the raccoon twins. She knows that you'll find a way to bring the twins to her.

Russian Blue! Silver Wolf who loves your electronic gadgets. She's exactly the type of cat that insists on sitting upon the keyboard of your computer or laptop. Countless times you had to remove her from your room forcefully so you could study/work properly. She'll yowl, pace, try to open the door or squeeze through the crack between the floor and the door, but nothing works. Expect an angry Silver Wolf sitting on her spot in the cat tree, glaring at you silently for the rest of the day unless you give her headpats and cuddles (treats won't work either). Silver Wolf definitely competes with March 7th as to which "family" gains more attention than the other. Blade and Welt will collect Silver Wolf and March respectively from your sides if the look on your face tells them that they're being too noisy, what with Silver Wolf's constant hissing and March's sharp barks.

German Shepherd! Blade who competes with the other pets for your attention, but only secretly. While the others are busy fighting over who gets to sit next to you on the couch, he'll sense that you had a bad day the minute you return home. The sad look in your eyes and your slumped posture basically said it all. Blade will follow you to your room and wait by the door to see if you wanted his company. He decides that you do when you start rubbing at your tear-filled eyes. Blade will sit by your side and nuzzle against your arm till you look at him, and you swear there's a softness in his eyes, so sudden and rare, that just makes you feel much better. You sigh and hug him, he acts indifferent but deep inside he enjoys your embrace. Blade will starting growling at any other pet who dares interrupt his time with you, even if they're just passing by the room.

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Wrote this in a hurry, hopefully this was okay -

The Herta Space Station Crew is next!

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Honestly, having your hsr characters be the size of action figures is actually hilarious, considering you could start a "stop motion" youtube channel with "Ai voices" and just recreate scenes from the game or skits and the characters will act it out like imagine a video of Ei having a duel with jingliu and the replica weapons they're using are 3D printed so it's look authentic THE VIEWS WOULD BE INSANE

And even better is some of the children characters (and some adults) sneak out of the toy sized mansion you bought for them to stay in, and all just lay on your chest and fall asleep with you

The whole “stop motion” yt channel would definitely catch on with some of them

I def feel like Heizou would be interested for some reason, and Yunjin would LOVE the idea

As for them sneaking into your bed to sleep with you, I would cry tears of joy that would be ADORABLE

Also

Tiny astral express squad playing uno…

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So I was watching a pm seymour vid, and I found this

And like…

Me when screen proportionate reverse isekai sagau/sahsrau

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ALSO

IMAGINE TINY AVENTURINE, LIKE, 7 INCHES TALL, SITTING ON THE EDGE OF YOUR DESK AND EATING A GRAPE LIKE IT’S AN APPLE BECAUSE HE’S SO SMALL

WOULDN’T THAT BE ADORABLE?!?!?!?!?

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Thinking about Aventurine, Caelus, the tiny sagau/sahsrau concept, and my friend!faceless Ayato au…

SO IT’S TIME FOR A CROSSOVER EPISODE (kinda)

Featuring: Aventurine, Caelus, Ayato (barely), Facey (faceless Ayato), and a lack of a good format because for some reason I refuse to use periods ever

I feel like it wouldn’t be a good idea to leave Aventurine alone with Caelus for multiple reasons, so staying around them while they’re together is highly recommended

Or, if you wanna treat them like pets, just get Aventurine a cage! In this au he’d certainly be small enough to fit in one, but if you play on your phone, something with bars wouldn’t be a good idea cuz he could probably slip past them

ANOTHER good idea to ensure Aventurine doesn’t threaten Caelus is to hope another silly lil guy pops out of your screen get them a friend!

Wow I’m really making it sound like they’re pets, huh? They’re not. They’d probably be offended if you actually treated them like pets.

BUT as I was saying about getting them a friend, anyone from star rail would do, yeah, but a genshin character would be FAR more unexpected

ESPECIALLY IF SAID CHARACTER DOESN’T HAVE A FUCKIN FACE

Facey is a timid lil guy, so he’d probably try to hide initially, most likely behind/under furniture, in drawers, behind a normal Ayato if he already came through your screen before he did, under blankets, etc

If you DO have an Ayato before Facey crawls from your screen late at night like a lil horror monster, he’ll cling to his human lookalike SO MUCH

He’s Facey’s only sort of familiarity aside from your presence :( (mostly cuz he was always too shy to meet anyone)

Ayato probably finds him annoying, but if he said that out loud, Facey would probably hide somewhere and cry because he’s a sensitive lil guy

ANYWAY, to the crossover part of this post

Aventurine and Caelus would be a mix of horrified and curious upon meeting Facey

I could def see Caelus and Facey becoming friends, but I feel like he’d find Aventurine to be a little eerie (which is ironic coming from someone with an empty void for a face)

Might add more to this at some point, idk

[sunny-fox]

Pet! SAHSRAU (part 3)

Reader's pronouns: -

Warnings: possible out-of-character, mentions of blood & amputation (Herta)

Notes: reverse isekai, characters turn into animals, Herta Space Station Crew

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Rough Collie! Asta who is energetic...at night. She loves sitting by windows / glass doors and staring at the starry night sky. Sometimes she holds your hand gently between her teeth and drags you along to watch the stars with her at midnight. Asta nudges you when you start to fall asleep - she doesn't want you to miss out on the beauty of the stars. Welt or Himeko will come chide her gently for making you stay up late, then lead you back to your room. Asta will follow them reluctantly and curl up next to your bed, wishing you a silent goodnight before falling asleep.

Birman! Herta who has prosthetic limbs. You found her by the road two streets away from your home, legs bloodied, barely conscious. You figured that she might've gotten hit by a car. The vet told you that they had to amputate her legs as her wounds were badly infected. Herta still remembers the devastated look on your face when you pressed your hand against the glass of her cage at the hospital, glancing at her paw-less limbs with tears trickling down your cheeks; the relief when you finally saw her walking steadily with prosthetics, crying tears of joy this time. Though she isn't as agile as the other cats due to her prosthetics, Herta uses them to her advantage - she meows at you when she wants to get onto tables or couches, and you'll pick her up to put her on them. Herta just can't resist giving the others a smug look when you cradle her in your arms.

Sable ferret! Arlan who guards you from pest insects. You see him swatting at mosquitoes with his front paws or chasing after spiders nearly every day. Arlan doesn't listen when you tell him that you can deal with them yourself - he believes that he has to protect you. Only when you held him up so you were face-to-face with him and repeated yourself did he listen...partially. Two weeks later he actually forgets what you had said and continues to catch the bugs. Arlan likes to dig holes in your garden and dirty his fur. You scold him as you wipe him clean (ferrets can't bathe too often), but maybe, just maybe, you'll notice that he's enjoying your attention and the soft tone you're using.

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Forgot to mention this in the previous parts but somehow reader is unaware that they are all those characters from HSR they love (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

Jarilo-VI characters are next!