#sakijima isumi

[hirookouji]

nohebi headcanons!!!

they have this team tradition where the upperclassmen to take the first years to visit the meiji-jingu shrine at the beginning of the year, where they write down their wishes and hang them up on the ema board

daishou dyed his hair green in his second year and the volleyball team all laughed and poked fun but as soon as somebody else said anything mean, they were all ready to Fight™

sakishima actually joked that daishou dyed his hair to match with the team uniform

in reality daishou saw the actor of his favorite tv show dye his hair green, so he wanted to do the same

daishou insists on giving everybody on the team ‘cute’ nicknames

BUT he hates when people give him nicknames, and so he just tells everybody to call him suguru or daishou, and nothinf else

sakijimas rlly inescure abt his freckles and wants them gone but everybody in nohebi is just like ‘????? u dont have enough freckles.... u need MORE freckles’

sakijima always emphasizes that his name is pronounce sakishima, and gets pissed off when its pronounced otherwise

sakijimas for sure a social media stalker and has a lot of blackmail on the third years because of it

takachiho may look innocent but hes actually one of the biggest shits on the team, which works so well for their strategy on the court

takachiho has this kinda nervous tic or tell where he’ll run his hands through his hair and ???? its pretty hot

takachihos always pushing for team bonding activities or like team outings bc he genuinely loves nohebi and wants them to be a close knit team that can work well together on and off of court. and they’re like the brothers that he never got to have!

hiroo and sakijima went to the same junior high and have a really close bond that often comes off as ‘i fucking hate this bitch so much’

hiroo gets confessions from girls a lot but because he is big gay he always declines them

hiroos one of the biggest volleyball nerds on the team and sometimes he writes a bunch of possible rotations and plays in his notebook during school instead of actual schoolwork and thats why his grades r so low

all of the first years are scared of numai at first because he looks so angry and scary all the time but they realize pretty soon that all the other third years are way more loud and obnoxious and annoying than him (but like in a good way)

numai’s probably the most aggressive and confrontational on the team when he reaaally wants to be

throwback to that one time when second yesr numai beat up some guy who was shit talking nohebi and had to talk to a teacher one on one about it

the only one who can get him (and any other nohebi player thats too riled up) to calm down is akama

akama is like 80% of the third years favorite kouhai, except nobody is willing to admit it and akama never says which third year he likes the best

whenever their team practices serves he always receives but he always clowns the ppl who serves poorly bc hes a little shit

seguro rlly thinks hiroo is the best third year ever and everybody else knows that thats complete and utter bullshit but that doesnt stop seguro from looking up and admiring the guy so damn much

seguro even got hiroo to to start teaching him how to do a jump floater before he retired

seguro can give rlly good piggyback rides but hes also constantly scared that hes gonna drop somebody or just collapse entirely

everybody tried their hardest to do something to get kuguri riled up, and for hiroo and sakijima that meant playful teasing, but it never worked and they always ended up getting massively roasted so they just leave him alone

kuguri isnt the type of person to taunt the other side during matches but he makes quiet snide remarks and comments that his teammates hear and repeat, but louder

and often times theyre much better than what everybody else notices or comes up with

the third years started pushing for a new banner with a new motto at the beginning of the year bc it felt a bit too on the nose but the coach like the irony of it so they kept it

hiroo often invites the team over to his house so they can ‘bond,’ but in reality he just wants to play mario kart and mario party and overcooked just to get everybody mad and yelling bc its very funny to him

sakijima and daishou always complain about the colors of nohebi and their school n volleyball uniform because theyre such picky fashionistas and theyre being forced to wear plaid pants and a striped tie and some flashy yellow color—

daishou is adamant about having a team gc on instagram or twitter so they can all keep in touch and send each other funny posts

the team can not (i repeat not) find one singular person that they all find to be conventionally attractive and it is exhausting

seguros always sending pics of attractive ppl in their gc and going ‘? do we stan?’ and there’s always one person that goes ‘no theyre so ugly’

kuguri is secretly a big memelord and likes making memes about certain teachers and events in school and things that happen during practice or games

nohebi rarely gets practice match invites from tokyo teams bc nobody...... nobody rlly likes them..... so they have a lot of connections with schools outside of their prefecture

[nohebivibes]

its hard to find peace when you have 6 non-human housemates...

Sakijima the Siren

[johnnusuh]

daishou: i guess im too tough to cry...

sakijima: just today you were crying about snakes

daishou: they don't have any arms!!

[ao3feed-haikyuu]

Mengawhy, Oh, Mengawhy

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2CRG1M5

by Shinku_Tsuuki

“Kuguri? Kuguri? Kau bisa mendengarku ‘kan?”

Mata Kuguri terbuka, perlahan. “…Numai-san…”

Setelahnya, matanya kembali terpejam.

Teriakan histeris pun kembali berkumandang.

Kuguri pingsan. Numai menghilang. Ponsel Numai hilang di jalan.

Ah, keseharian tim voli putra Nohebi...

Words: 2110, Chapters: 2/2, Language: Bahasa Indonesia

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Kuguri Naoyasu, Daishou Suguru, Hiroo Kouji, Sakijima Isumi, Oomizu Kiyoshi, Numai Kazuma

Relationships: Kuguri Naoyasu/Numai Kazuma

Additional Tags: Nohebi Shenanigans, Nohebi, Attempt at Humor, Rare Pairings, Drabble Sequence, Randomness

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2CRG1M5

[shinkutsuuki]

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Haikyuu!! Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kuguri Naoyasu/Numai Kazuma Characters: Kuguri Naoyasu, Daishou Suguru, Hiroo Kouji, Sakijima Isumi, Oomizu Kiyoshi, Numai Kazuma Additional Tags: Nohebi Shenanigans, Nohebi, Attempt at Humor, Rare Pairings, Drabble Sequence, Randomness Summary:

“Kuguri? Kuguri? Kau bisa mendengarku ‘kan?”

Mata Kuguri terbuka, perlahan. “…Numai-san…”

Setelahnya, matanya kembali terpejam.

Teriakan histeris pun kembali berkumandang.

Kuguri pingsan. Numai menghilang. Ponsel Numai hilang di jalan.

Ah, keseharian tim voli putra Nohebi...

[drewlypso]

Sakijima: Why are you dressed in red and white stripes?

Daishou: I'm a candy cane! Sweet, but twisted.

[sakijimaisumi]

sakijima is a good fella.

[hirookouji]

Daishou: Why do I always have to be the bad guy?

Sakijima: I dunno. Why do I always have to be the pretty guy? We all just have our thing.

[hirookouji]

Mika-chan: He tossed to a different person!

Daishou: has a flashback to every single time he thought Sakishima would toss to him, but he didn't

Daishou: Yeah...

[hirookouji]

Sakijima: Help me with this crossword puzzle! I need a five letter word for disappointment.

Daishou: Hiroo.

Sakijima: (Gasps) It fits.

[hirookouji]

Sakijima: I think you need a license to fly that.

Numai: You don’t need a license to fly a hot air balloon.

Numai: Even if I do, who’s going to stop me? Balloon Cops?

[nohebivibes]

Pretty Snake Saki

alt. title:

Is it Sakishima or Sakijima? I’ll just let it be ‘Saki’

[hirookouji]

Sakijima: Some people just have the absolute worst fashion sense

Daishou: @ me next time

[hirookouji]

Daishou: It's illegal to be better looking than me.

Sakijima: Well shit guys, it looks like we're all going to jail.

[hirookouji]

Takachiho: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Sakijima: What if it bites me and it dies?

Takachiho: That means you're poisonous.

Daishou: What if it bites itself and I die?

Takachiho: That's voodoo.

Numai: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Takachiho: That's correlation, not causation.

Hiroo: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Daishou: ...That's kinky.

[hirookouji]

Daishou: You have ten children and seven chairs. What do you do?

Sakijima: Have everyone stand.

Takachiho: Bring three more chairs.

Hiroo: The best of the seven can sit down.

Numai: Kill three.