#sakuya muse

[alchemistdefective]

"... At least Sis is much silent when she's intoxicated."

[blubberymuses]

Sakuya accidentally burped right in front of Miss Remilia's face and the short vampire called it the hottest thing the maido has ever done...

Now she's ordering the elegant timestopper to throw away her manners and to stuff herself to the breaking point just so she can see her TRULY belch~

[rosegoldscarlet]

@alchemistdefective continued from here

Sakuya waits a few moments before opening the door, just in case he may have been in the middle of pleasuring himself. When she walks in she notes the broken dolls lining the floors while making her way to the bed.

Finally, she sits down next to him, but not before partially reapplying the covers so that she may have a clean space to sit. A folded catalogue of products rests in her lap.

"I am assuming you had another one of your heated moments, by the looks of things. Please forgive me for my negligence." She bows her head as a form of apology.

[gainprincess]

I also have a sakuya

she eats everything

is she cool, be honest, she'll eat you if you lie

[scifielves]

Local maid needs dragon dick to survive (love is also required)

[alchemistdetective]

"Flan-sama?" Sakuya silently curses herself. Calling her Mistress by any kind of honorific is just a habit. "I'm coming in. I have food." Sakuya lets herself inside of Flandre's room to present her with a tray.

"Today we have premade udon noodles in a nice bloody broth, surrounded by a small amount of vegetables, and topped with a fried human cutlet." On the tray sits a canned drink.

"I checked Kourindo, and the shopkeeper had a full case of milk tea from the outside world. I decided not to pour it into a glass for a more authentic experience. Unless you want me to, of course."

Congrats, Sakuya! You managed to get a small chuckle out of her! Although just having the maid's company is enough, her eyes widened after looking at what she brought, and...

"Sakuya, you literal angel! Thank you! No no, keep it in the can, it's perfect like this!"

And with that, Flandre pretty much gave the maid a really big hug!... A little bit too tight, but... she learned to slowly let go after a while. Oh gosh, how she REALLY loved having simple food like this! Sitting on the chair, she looks over and... ah, it really is bloody broth and human cutlet...

"I kind of wanted to ask if you wanted to share, but I guess this is inedible for you... but Sakuya, I know you've seen me hesitate eating human meat when I was 'Eri', and I have been getting better at it, but... what about you? Have you never felt... bad about it?"

[infernal-feminae]

Guess who's coming out of retirement...

[gensokyogarden]

Might do something weird and experimental tonight

[imperishable-prayers]

"Oh my god, not that 4Kids AU thing again..."

"Hey, I think you mean 'oh my gosh', not that!"

[mielmoto]

Just as pleasant as the scent of sweets is the tinny sound of bells as the young woman peruses the munchy merchandise. There's some hunger in Sakuya's gut as she browses, but of course. But stronger than that is the shine in her eyes. These prices...!

"Hmmm... hmhmhm... oh! Hello there~!" Her drawling welcome is made when proprietress makes an appearance, as if she wasn't the customer in the equation. Yet to be seen. "Just taking a look around here at all you've got. It all looks so tasty though. What would you say... is the MOST popular thing you sell?"

Hmm? Mmmhmmmm, oh, she gets it. From the very first hit of that welcoming, customer-service sweetened coo to the glimmer in said patron's eye— Honey could recognize a look like that from miles away. And yet, it changes very little in her own approach: emerging from the kitchen with her typical brightness, some baubles on her outfit jingling as hands excitedly clasp near her chest.

❝ Hello-hello to you, sweetness! welcome, welcome~ ❞ she makes sure her hands are free from any sugar or spices with another quick swipe along her apron, moving out from behind the counter as she did. it's a quiet moment in the shop, after all; no harm in being a bit more personable. ❝ And thank you; it's, like, my solemn guarantee that everything is at least as delicious as it looks. But as for the biggest crowd pleasers? ❞ she pauses just long enough to raise her finger, swiveling it around until she found her target, and pointed thusly: ❝ Everyone loves a good pain au chocolat; buttery layers of pastry with rich semi-sweet chocolate layered in? how could you not?— and I have plenty of loyal folks who come back for the yakgwa and half-moon rice cakes; those're my, like, time-honored specialties. ❞

❝ but, like, you don't have to just take my word for it: do you want to try them? ❞

[boomermania]

"Looking to accessorize, bud? Maybe some upgrades? I gotcha covered." The higashan merchant pulls out several baubles from her case. Pins. Collectibles. Fake horns. Some masks. "Guaranteed authentic Higashan designs! All the way from home and I'm pretty sure it's ethically sourced to boot. Unlike that Kazimierzan junk. So whattya think?"

Sakuya waits patiently for feedback, characteristic glint in her eye.

@dcviated KISAMA ARE NOT SCAMMING THIS SAMURAI WARRIOR DE GOZARU

"E-Eh? Ehhh? EHHHH?!" Multiple exaggerated gasps came out of the menpo-cladded foreign warrior. "Oi, oi! Anta no think I'm some kind of fucking ahoyarou desu ka, nee-chan? "

Yeeeeahhhh, no. He is quite aware of being SCAMMED by surprise knick-knack vendors out in the wild. Don't bullshit a bullshitter, kiddo! Like she said, Kazimierzan junk, what are the chances she's one of those too, huh? Fuck outta here with your fake-ass miko outfit, kono gaki-

HORRRRRRRY SHIT!

"YO, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" Points to the sheathed tanto knife that was lumped alongside with the assortment of legitimate(???) horns and masks! WOAH!

" HOW MUCH IS THAT, QUIT PLAYIN' WITH ME! THAT'S THE MOST SUBARASHII HIGASHAN KNIFE I'VE EVER SEEN! "

[magnificentmuses]

(Ignore that I'm using the same icon, it's the only one I actually have of him in a SDM uniform)

"Miss Izayoi, I wanted to thank you for everything you do in the manor. To us goblins and the fairies you're an idol of perfection that we all want to live up to. I really admire you and the work that you do so much. I don't think that you're one for breaks but I hope you can at least appreciate a dessert. I used to make these for my sister back in our home country and she's about the only person with as refined of a palette as I imagine you have."

(Art from here)

“Oh? How touching. I honestly didn’t expect this,” she chuckled, taking a seat and the offered dessert, a playful smile playing at her lips. “I just finished my tasks, so I have time now,” she mused, glancing to him. “I’m happy to have a worker as dutiful as you. As kind. I hope the mansion can be a home for you for many years, as it has been for me.”

[blubberymuses]

A light breeze went through the mansion's courtyard, and with said updraft for a brief moment anyone nearby could see Sakuya's shelf of an soft ass... It also appears that her lingerie is being stretched ridiculously thin due to her thick figure; at first glance it even looks like she's wearing nothing down there.

[rosegoldscarlet]

|| starter for @therainbowinhell

In the library, fifteen or so fairy maids are loitering about with packs of luggage. Most of them seem bored out of their minds, some of them sleeping as if they had been waiting there for hours. Regardless, Remilia's part of the exchange has been gathered up as per her orders. Very quickly the fated hour approaches. The bell tower of the Scarlet Devil Mansion rings.

"It's been 24 hours. Perfect. Patchouli, open the portal!" Remilia points towards the air for dramatic effect, but nothing happens. She pouts and looks back towards Patchouli's desk only to see a note. She approaches the desk and picks up the sheet, which reads.

'I feel faint. I'm taking a nap. On the back are the instructions of which lever to pull. Goodnight. - Patchy'

A small groan escapes the vampire, and she tosses the paper before approaching the witch's desk. There's an assortment of mechanisms on the desk, so one would have to correctly guess which one opens the portal. Remilia places her fingers on a bright red lever, breathes, and throws her head back to give a loud bratty whine.

"Aaaaaaaaugh! This is so haaaaard! Sakuya, help meeeee!" In response, the maid rolls her eyes and approaches the lever with the recovered instructions.

"Yes, Mistress." Sakuya simply pulls the red lever and the portal opens to the Hazbin Hotel. Now, all that's left to do is wait for Charlie to enter.

[gainprincess]

Sakuya tries to make healthier food for Flandre and Remilia, but Flandre always ruins it somehow, and Remilia orders twice the amount of unhealthy food as compensation for eating her veggies.

[scifielves]

"... huge boobs?"