#salmon.ask

[third-king-of-salmonids]

joe why do you scream like that. are you okay

STOOD ON THE SMALLFRYS LEGOS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[echidnana]

Stimmies for our besties!!! -Lyrica but Finn and Juliana say hi (also Juliana loves the stuff you saved for her and says thank you!)

oh, that is absolutely mesmerizing! thank you so much for sending this to us, we needed a little brain break! -honami

EHHAHAHHEH BAO GO BRRRRR omg i LOVE clay cracking we need to watch more sensory videos…… ALSO HI LYRICA JULIANA AND FINN!!!! i’m so glad juliana likes the stuff we saved for her >:) she has a wonderful aesthetic!!!! -logan

this is a bit off topic, but i wanted to say thank you for the pin you saved for me. it fits me perfectly and is one of the closest images to how i appear most frequently, which is a really good feeling. thank you! -salmon

[third-king-of-salmonids]

*stares at u with autistic eyes*

SHIELDED FROM THE AUTISTIC EYES

[third-king-of-salmonids]

hey i heard that ur so big u can eat boats. can u eat marooner's bay i hate working there. ill let u have barnacle and dime in return

THERE IS NOT ENOUGH MEGA-TUMS ON THE PLANET TO DEAL WITH THE STOMACH ACHE EATING THAT GARBAGE WOULD GIVE ME

[third-king-of-salmonids]

do u have blue hair and pronouns 🤨❓

I ABSORB THE PRONOUNS OF EVERY CREATURE I EAT AFTER DEFEAT IN BATTLE CURRENTLY I HAVE 10006 PRONOUNS AND 47 CASUAL NOUNS AND COUNTING

ALSO ABOUT THE BLUE HAIR MAYBE DO YOU THINK IT WOULD SUIT ME SHOULD I GET SOME HAIR DYE BEFORE LEAVING I COULD USE A MAKEOVER DAY <3

[third-king-of-salmonids]

Just saw the early footage of you getting ready to invade the mall and I just had to say - you have such a lovely voice! I'm excited to hear it first-hand when I go shopping tomorrow!

THANK YOU <3 I WANTED TO BE A SCREAMO VOCALIST IN MY YOUNGER YEARS BUT IT WAS NOT TO BE </3

[third-king-of-salmonids]

Is your blue hair natural or do you dye it (if so what dye, asking for a friend) okay bye love youuuu

SO LIKE NOT THAT I WOULD EVER DO THIS BUT IF IT WAS DYED I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IT FROM THE BARNACLE AND DIME HOT TOPIC BY EXCHANGING MONEY FOR IT LEGALLY AND I AM ALWAYS WELCOME BACK IN ANY OF THEIR WONDERFUL ESTABLISHMENTS AS A LOYAL CUSTOMER :)

[third-king-of-salmonids]

If there is a king Salmonid for accounting, does that mean each of you is in charge of a different aspect of administration?

YEAH! I CANT TALK TOO MUCH ABOUT HOW THE STRUCTURE WORKS SINCE INKLINGS ARE LISTENING AND ITS KIND OF CONFIDENTIAL BUT!! I WAS KING OF THE MAIL ROOM BEFORE GETTING KICKED OUT FOR EATING THE MAIL PROMOTED TO FIELD WORK :D

[third-king-of-salmonids]

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot

u fry an egg

-Goldie #67385

YOUVE BEEN DOING *WHAT* WITH THE EGGS??

[third-king-of-salmonids]

is there a king salmonid that's just. an eye. with a giant fucking death laser

THATS JERRY FROM ACCOUNTING!

[third-king-of-salmonids]

Thoughts on gay people?

I HAVE PRETTY GOOD SELF ESTEEM PERSONALLY I THINK IM GREAT

[third-king-of-salmonids]

I HAVE 10007 PRONOUNS.

WELL NOW THATS JUST SHOWING OFF

[third-king-of-salmonids]

I can't wait to be mean to you at Big Run!

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joe my friend really sucks at splatoon can u go easy on us ...

AURGH SORRY ITS MY FIRST DAY AT THIS JOB AND I HAVE SMALLFRYS TO FEED I GOTTA DO MY BEST!!

[third-king-of-salmonids]

Show hole

BEHOLD

ALSO, I HAVE BITTEN A CHUNK OUT OF YOUR FLESH AS PUNISHMENT. BE HOLED.

[third-king-of-salmonids]

ohh nother Bitey Boss!

can we go 2 legoh store after big run?? I got money 4 new buildy kit

SURE! BUT YOU GOTTA REMEMBER TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOURE DONE OKAY KIDDO? CHUM #4269 STILL HAS NOT HEALED HIS ENTIRE BODY AND SKELETON FROM BEING NEARBY LAST TIME COHOZUNA STOOD ON A LEGO BRICK