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am i fighting you every time i fight megalodontia? or are you just one specific megalodontia? have you been killed before

WELL, IM MEGALODONTIA PRIME

@bluekingofsalmonids HOWEVER IS MEGALODONTIA ALPHA

THERES A COUPLE OTHERS ON PART TIME/IN TRAINING BUT THE BEAR THINKS WE’RE ALL THE SAME GUY WHICH IS HILARIOUS

AND AS FOR IF IVE BEEN KILLED THATS A PRETTY PERSONAL QUESTION ISNT IT? RUDE!

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I LOVE YOU, JOE! EVEN WHEN YOU KILL ME AND MY CREWMATES EVERY TIME WE ENCOUNTER :'DDDDDDD

AND I LOVE YOU RANDOM CITIZEN

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Don't you hate when those surface people who hate us realised you existed, then made fun of your name? Cmon, it was funny... But way too far! Sorry if I brought back sour memories for you...

-chum #573

EH I LEARNED TO BE OK WITH IT

CANT SPELL JOKE WITHOUT JOE AND OK

THATS WHAT I TELL MYSELF AT LEAST

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MAYBE BUT CONSIDER: EVERYONES SMALLFRY SONS AGAINST THIS WRETCHED BEAST

( other smallfry belongs to @rara431 was on a different reblog chain)

FINALLY CAUGHT THE LITTLE FUCKER AND STOPPED HIM EATING LITERALLY EVERYTHING HE SHOULD NOT

UNFORTUNATELY WE LOST HIS NAMETAG SO WE ARE CURRENTLY TAKING SUGGESTIONS FOR HIS NEW NAME

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One of the Steelheads just gave me a Squid Beatz 2 set for some reason??? we don't even have legs????? what am I supposed to do with this?

- Cohock #75302

(p.s. I think the Scrappers are unionising)

HOLDING ONTO SUCH A CURSED ITEM FOR LONG ENOUGH IS SAID TO BRING A PLAUGE OF RUST SO IM NOT SURPRISED THEY GAVE IT AWAY

COULD LIST IT ON SEA-BAY I GUESS?

ALSO GOOD FOR THEM IM 100% PRO UNION >:V

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A BEAUTIFUL CHILD. I HOPE HE GOES ON TO SPLAT MANY MANY CEPHALOPODS.

ALSO THE COLLAR IS A GOOD IDEA IM STEALING IT

THERE, THAT SHOULD STOP HIM

FINALLY CAUGHT THE LITTLE FUCKER AND STOPPED HIM EATING LITERALLY EVERYTHING HE SHOULD NOT

UNFORTUNATELY WE LOST HIS NAMETAG SO WE ARE CURRENTLY TAKING SUGGESTIONS FOR HIS NEW NAME

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BLUGHH BLAHH (HAI YOUER LARGNESS YOU SHOULD DO A BIG RUN IN THE MEMVERSE >_<)

-- @drizzlingcapriccioso

I MEAN, I CAN PUT THE IDEA TO THE OTHER KINGS BUT BEING IN SOME SORT OF VIRTUAL GAME WORLD WOULD REALLY WEIRD ME OUT

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If tried to take over the blog the name must be something worthy of punishment......Tyler.

I DONT HATE HIM THAT MUCH NO ONE DESERVES TO BE TYLER

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I offer the name Toenail: Usurper of the King and Terror of the Digital Plane

OH THIS IS A GOOD ONE

I ASKED THUMBS CREATURE WHAT A TOENAIL IS AND HE LOOKED AT ME WITH DISGUST AND WALKED OFF SO I ASSUME ITS SOMETHING SUITABLY HORRIFYING

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Mr joe mama may i please have 2400 bronze scales (for no reason in particular)

HOW FAST DO YOU THINK I CAN GROW THEM??

IM TRYING MY BEST :<

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thank you for the gold scale sir joe 🙏

YOURE WELCOME

COULDNT GET THAT FROM THE BEAR NOW COULD YOU? >:v

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FINALLY CAUGHT THE LITTLE FUCKER AND STOPPED HIM EATING LITERALLY EVERYTHING HE SHOULD NOT

UNFORTUNATELY WE LOST HIS NAMETAG SO WE ARE CURRENTLY TAKING SUGGESTIONS FOR HIS NEW NAME

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BASCULEGION SUPREMACY

Hey there I got a question

Do you have a favorite Pokémon?

Ursaring, cause he captures my features!

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HAPPY UHHHH LOTSOFNOTES TO COCAINE SALMON I GUESS??

WORK HARD PARTY HARDER

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LOOK I DONT HATE INKFISH MUSIC BUT YOUVE GOTTA STOP MAKING ALL SONGS 2 MINUTES LONG IN THE HOPE THEY GET PLAYED DURING TURF WARS OKAY THE MUSIC ECOSYTEM IS SUFFERING I NEED MORE 5 MINUTE ABSOLUTE BANGERS

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MINE LIL SNACK IN CASE AM HUNGRY

The splatoon 2 salmon run boat can be seen in bonerattle arena! Can you get pics of it?

do you think mr grizz just like. left it there. whats it doing here

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BOOTLICKERS THE LOT OF YOU

HES NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU A RAISE FOR VOTING BEAR BTW