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‘SPAWN OF SATAN’ ABSOLUTELY RICH COMING FROM A REDDIT USER >:V

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FUN JOE FACT: IN THE SPORTS/LIFE SIM GAME SPLATOON 3 MY FAT FISHY ASS TAKES UP AN ENTIRE 9% OF THE DATA THUS EXPLAINING THIS SCREEN ON THUMBS CREATURES NEW TOY

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ALSO THOSE TWO OTHER GUYS I GUESS THOSE ARE ALSO GOING TO BE THERE

WHOS READY TO SEE MY BEAUTIFUL FACE IN FULL HD TOMORROW? :V

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WHOS READY TO SEE MY BEAUTIFUL FACE IN FULL HD TOMORROW? :V

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IT WAS ONE MEGA BITE BTW

SO UH. APPARENTLY I WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT THE GIANT FLASHY LIGHTS BOX DOWN IN THE TECH DEPARTMENT. IN MY DEFENSE IT LOOKED VERY YUMMY :<

SORRY ABOUT THAT

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SO UH. APPARENTLY I WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT THE GIANT FLASHY LIGHTS BOX DOWN IN THE TECH DEPARTMENT. IN MY DEFENSE IT LOOKED VERY YUMMY :<

SORRY ABOUT THAT

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NONE AT ALL YOU DONT NEED TO WORRY ABOUT IT :)

Anyway hi guys are there any big runs happening

Admin Shrimp

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OH COD THEYRE GETTING NEW TOYS AGAIN ;-;

i thought we were free i thought we were all free-

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WE’VE BEEN RAIDING SHIT FOR YEARS WHERES OUR SPIN OFF??

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SUGGESTING IT TO MANAGEMENT FOR FUTURE BIG RUNS AS WE SPEAK

This is Urchin Underpass—a stage from the original Splatoon game. Set under an Inkopolis highway, this place has undergone some renovations but is still recognizable as the hotbed of Turf War trends that it was. It'll be added to the rotation starting on June 12!

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TABLETURF IS OVER WE’RE DOING SALMON…MON? NOW AND I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL

hai thumbs creature here! uhhhh info about the salmonstrous joekemon line yeah! okay so ofc in the card game you can choose whichever route to evolve your salmoe down but i had the idea for them as a general/in games species first. so. they all start out as smallfry/salmoe (salmon+moe) then the default line is cohock/salmore > cohozuna/salmonstrous fighting type

if it levels up whilst knowing bite it goes down the salmoe > salmouth > salmonstrous steel type route.

i haven’t actually figured out how to make it go down the horrorboros line cuz i don’t think you could teach a smallfry fly or anything? so yeah im still thinking on that one. but yeah! salmon cardz :3

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It’s pride month once again, fellas…

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CORPORATE HAS GIVEN US SLIGHTLY LESS CRUNCHY PRIDE TRIUMVIRATE LOGOS TO DISTRIBUTE TO EMPLOYEES THIS PRIDE MONTH

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ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN EVERYONE

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO THIS QUORA USER IN PARTICULAR

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ALSO HALF THE OFFICE IS OUT THAT WEEKEND WHAT ARE MANAGEMENT THINKING?? THE GRILLER, MUDMOUTH AND GOLDIE DEPARMENTS ARE ALL ON A COMPANY RETREAT

AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE THE GLOWFLIES >:V

THEYRE PUTTING US IN THE FUCKING SEWERS AGAIN

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THEYRE PUTTING US IN THE FUCKING SEWERS AGAIN

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I SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB