#sanjis weirdness around women is egg panic and behavior your honor
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T4t Zosan save me....save me t4t Zosan...
#Zosan#one piece headcanons#one piece hcs#zoro x sanji#hear me out#transmasc Zoro#transfem Sanji#sanjis weirdness around women is egg panic and behavior your honor#does he like women does he want to be them he's obsessed with them women are so amazing they're so far away he can't reach#his heart does wierd things he's filled with longing he's overwhelmed#this is perfectly normal hahaha#meanwhile scowling at Zoro- stupid Zoro with his stupid hair and abs and ugh his stupid workout or whatever#who cares about the sweat rolling doen his bare stomach what a showoff#and picking fights so he'll focus only on sanji its whatever who does he think he is#being all attractive like but not cause he's not a beautiful woman so it doesn't make sense#obviously its marimos fault!!#meanwhile Zoro knew from a young age#before he met Kuina even I like to think#(sanji pronouns are he in tags because I'm still talking about egg sanji#have to catch up with one piece
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