#sasha at the barbecue is truly a moment she said i’ll make ur man call me daddy and flipped a burger onto his plate

[miekasa]

Oh oh, can you rank the AoT people from who would make the best breakfast? That egg question got me wanting a soft-boiled egg too damn

BEST Levi / Jean > Porco > Mikasa / Sasha > Connie / Pieck / Annie > Berty > Hange / Eren > Erwin / Armin / Reiner WORST

Levi and Jean are easily the best cooks. They can prepare a meal without instruction and have stuff they’ve been making for years/since childhood that are so good and like second nature to them; but they can also follow an intricate recipe. Strong sense of ratio and taste in general when it comes to cooking, so they don’t need to rely on measuring. From the stovetop to the grill, there’s really nothing these two can’t handle. Levi has just a bit of edge over Jean because he’s the better baker.

Porco is also a pretty good cook and it started as cooking for himself because I think he’d be a little bit of a health nut. Over time his skills just got better and now he’s pretty comfortable in the kitchen. He’ll cook for you if you ask, but stay away from the kitchen while he’s in there. He always waits and watches for you to take the first bite and gets kinda happy when you show signs of it being good.

Mikasa and Sasha are good, too. There are times when the both of them see a recipe they really wanna try and it kicks their chef expertise into gear. Mikasa likes trying different cuisines and challenging herself to cook foods she’s never tried before. Sasha tends to overcook in terms of portions, but it’s okay because she loves to share and you guys have ample supply for picnics and dinners with friends for the week. Sasha’s pretty sick on the grill too, shes got the boys at her feet at the cookout.

Connie, Pieck, and Annie are alright; they can handle themselves, but they’re not trying anything fancy or complicated. Pasta dishes are always a safe bet, so these three stick to that end of spectrum. Connie makes pretty good sandwiches and has an eye for making combinations that seem weird but work out pretty well. Pieck makes good soup and salads and always has you as taster. Annie doesn’t mind cooking, but will cook and force you to eat if she notices you’re not doing it regularly.

Berty is where the scale begins to tip to the “I’m not great at this… but I could be worse?” side of things. He would never call himself a chef; simple (very simple) recipes are the limit of his cooking abilities and nothing that requires any kind of appliance other than the stove, microwave, or oven. No blenders. He learned that the hard way.

Hange and Eren… look, they’re not the worst in the world, but they’re not good, either. In general, Hange doesn’t care much for what they eat, so they’re not inclined to cook for themselves or develop those kind of skills anyway—food is food. Eren is easily distracted and frustrated, so making complicated stuff is not up his alley. Both of them are limited to spaghetti and grilled cheeses lest they burn something or themselves in the process. The one thing Eren can cook well tho is a soup his mom used to make for him as a kid. It’s his little Gordon Ramsay moment.

Erwin, Armin, and Reiner… disrespectfully, keep the blondes out of the kitchen <3 they’re all disasters. Erwin mixes up ingredients all the time then thinks he can substitute for what he has when he absolutely cannot, plus he doesn’t know how to season anything. All he can do is make plain white rice and even then he doesn’t wash it so what’s the point. Armin gets very flustered when cooking and has a hard time managing different elements/parts of dishes that need to be cooked at the same time. He puts the pasta in the water and goes to chop the veggies but forgets about the pot and now it’s bubbling over and knife gets dropped in the process and the steam from the pot is burning him and—just let Mikasa give you guys some leftovers. And Reiner… well, let’s just say he’s made some valiant efforts, but for now he keeps the local Chinese food place on speed dial <2