Oh oh, can you rank the AoT people from who would make the best breakfast? That egg question got me wanting a soft-boiled egg too damn
BEST Levi / Jean > Porco > Mikasa / Sasha > Connie / Pieck / Annie > Berty > Hange / Eren > Erwin / Armin / Reiner WORST
Levi and Jean are easily the best cooks. They can prepare a meal without instruction and have stuff theyâve been making for years/since childhood that are so good and like second nature to them; but they can also follow an intricate recipe. Strong sense of ratio and taste in general when it comes to cooking, so they donât need to rely on measuring. From the stovetop to the grill, thereâs really nothing these two canât handle. Levi has just a bit of edge over Jean because heâs the better baker.
Porco is also a pretty good cook and it started as cooking for himself because I think heâd be a little bit of a health nut. Over time his skills just got better and now heâs pretty comfortable in the kitchen. Heâll cook for you if you ask, but stay away from the kitchen while heâs in there. He always waits and watches for you to take the first bite and gets kinda happy when you show signs of it being good.
Mikasa and Sasha are good, too. There are times when the both of them see a recipe they really wanna try and it kicks their chef expertise into gear. Mikasa likes trying different cuisines and challenging herself to cook foods sheâs never tried before. Sasha tends to overcook in terms of portions, but itâs okay because she loves to share and you guys have ample supply for picnics and dinners with friends for the week. Sashaâs pretty sick on the grill too, shes got the boys at her feet at the cookout.
Connie, Pieck, and Annie are alright; they can handle themselves, but theyâre not trying anything fancy or complicated. Pasta dishes are always a safe bet, so these three stick to that end of spectrum. Connie makes pretty good sandwiches and has an eye for making combinations that seem weird but work out pretty well. Pieck makes good soup and salads and always has you as taster. Annie doesnât mind cooking, but will cook and force you to eat if she notices youâre not doing it regularly.
Berty is where the scale begins to tip to the âIâm not great at this⌠but I could be worse?â side of things. He would never call himself a chef; simple (very simple) recipes are the limit of his cooking abilities and nothing that requires any kind of appliance other than the stove, microwave, or oven. No blenders. He learned that the hard way.
Hange and Eren⌠look, theyâre not the worst in the world, but theyâre not good, either. In general, Hange doesnât care much for what they eat, so theyâre not inclined to cook for themselves or develop those kind of skills anywayâfood is food. Eren is easily distracted and frustrated, so making complicated stuff is not up his alley. Both of them are limited to spaghetti and grilled cheeses lest they burn something or themselves in the process. The one thing Eren can cook well tho is a soup his mom used to make for him as a kid. Itâs his little Gordon Ramsay moment.
Erwin, Armin, and Reiner⌠disrespectfully, keep the blondes out of the kitchen <3 theyâre all disasters. Erwin mixes up ingredients all the time then thinks he can substitute for what he has when he absolutely cannot, plus he doesnât know how to season anything. All he can do is make plain white rice and even then he doesnât wash it so whatâs the point. Armin gets very flustered when cooking and has a hard time managing different elements/parts of dishes that need to be cooked at the same time. He puts the pasta in the water and goes to chop the veggies but forgets about the pot and now itâs bubbling over and knife gets dropped in the process and the steam from the pot is burning him andâjust let Mikasa give you guys some leftovers. And Reiner⌠well, letâs just say heâs made some valiant efforts, but for now he keeps the local Chinese food place on speed dial <2
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