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[booksbwaybadflower]

making a zine of every badflower song until they release a new one (11/35)

[raphaelcarrard]

I'm a loser 😥

[fandomlyobsessedwiththem]

I strive for the sass and sarcasm of Number 5

[funbearer]

[merely-mother-melas-musings]

This is how I started my day today. I love my setting to be pretty and peaceful with my favorite music mix playing. . . . #MotherMela #aka #pnwWoman #eclecticWitch #gardenGoddess #cannaNana #dabDutchess #sasshole #ordainedMinister & #generalBadAss #on #weedstagram #says #RiseAndGrind #MahFuckahs #time #to #WakeAndBake #so #PuffPuffPass #cannabisCommunity #WitchesAndSonsOfWitches #HaveAGreatDay #BeBlessedAndBlessedBe #in #2023 (at Heceta Beach, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpauFJsPN6p/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[imperviousmelodrama]

Kiten and Kirithi Le Fey once more. They really make me happy to see. Kiten especially since he's difficult to get his personality across. He's a pouter.

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[purplearrowzandleather-blog]

Five years after Goose's death, Ron still finds himself picking Maverick up from a bar at the same time each year. He's bound and determined to get the tiny aviator some better coping mechanisms.

[atombonniebaby]

'MacCready For Action'

MacCready: Worried about Winlock and Barnes? Don't be. They couldn't kill a squirrel with a rocket launcher!"

Bored of listening to Muscles for Brains...or thinking about Deacon in skinny jeans? 🤭

[herald-divine-hell]

Something Amayian needs to hear, coming from Faeven: It's okay to rest. You are safe now. If you don't know how to, I can show you.

*Faeven slowly brushes her fingertips through his hair and lets his head rest in her lap*

If he falls asleep, that's okay.

Honestly, just by brushing his hair can get Amayian to be sleepy. He might protest a little, but as he takes in Faeven's scent, her warmth, and staring up at her, her hair cloaking his vison in a curtain of black, Amayian thinks he can do it. It will be difficult to do so, but for her he will try.

[wifeshenanigans]

[sasshole-for-rent]

How does Faeven spend her evenings when she has nothing to do?

Having nothing to do makes Faeven restless and irritable, therefore scouting and fetching whatever the Inquisition needed is a great task for her. If she isn't busying her hands or doing something, she will find someone to do. Mainly Blackwall after they got serious. Faeven is very much a creature of pleasure, but not idleness. If she is idle, something is horribly wrong.

In Skyhold: So if no one wants to go to the Herald's Rest with her she might seek out those that she can pester, maybe help Sera with pranks. If Blackwall is busy with the Inquisitor, she would probably write a naughty letter to keep him entertained on his duties, or amusingly distracted. Also can be found pilfering the elfroot from Skyhold gardens.

Faeven is also really good with making potions and concerning concoctions, whether its poison or alcohol who knows, from her years with dabbling with alchemy and other substances. Adan is grateful for the help and someone who can shoot back the same abrasive conversation he usually doles out. She isn't a healer, but she does know the bare minimum required to be somewhat nurturing.

Being alone is usually a last choice if she isn't scouting or busy, her thoughts and emotions tend to drown her easily, especially if she is out of smoke or extract.

In Haven: she sits on the snowy hill behind her cabin and stares at the breach, or lays down in the clearing behind the trebuchet and lets the snowflakes coat her while she listens to the soft pattering of nugs running by. Faeven loves to find little places she can claim as her own. Niches. Sera or Blackwall usually find her on the outskirts. She brings ram meat to the tavern when she is particularly antsy, and collecting healing herbs and delivering them to Adan, though some might be missing. She and Harding usually spitball about their scouting missions with Flissa who they try to set up with one of the blacksmiths.

[dust-devils-sunset-rodeo]

Close your Eyes, 3 Times.

[ POINT BLANK ] - mentions of death, violence

That small bundle of rags held something more precious than any feast, than any jewels, than any weapon. It was made of flesh, and barely opened its eyes. The weak woman spoke his name. Kakavasha. Blessed by Gaiathra Triclops. He was the blessed one, his journey peaceful, and his schemes forever concealed.

The Avgins were not fighters, and could only hopelessly watch as the Katicans slaughtered their brothers and sisters with glee. Yet Kakavasha did not. He feared losing his family more.

How bitterly cruel was his naive desire.

The crackle of fire both warmed the hearth and burned the home. Those indifferent invaders protected them, but left them to die anyway. The Katicans were eager to kill them all, and kill they did. Fire, blades, firearms, even barehanded. Savages killed in the ways the found most natural.

Kakavasha only survived due to his luck. Kakavasha was the only survivor too. That day, the blessing felt less like the rain, keeping them concealed and nurtured. It felt more like the sun, blazing mercilessly.

Was he really the only one left..?

…

Probably.

Only. Certainly. Definitely. Kakavasha knew no such thing, unless it was to benefit him. He didn’t want to grasp an outcome that he didn’t want to perceive.

Close one eye, to the hate and savagery of the Katicans.

Close one eye, to the cries and prayers of the Avgins.

…

Close one eye, to the curse of blessing.

Gaiathra Triclops can only pay her respect by opening her eyes once more. Pay her respects to her lowly gambler. To her blessed child.

[merely-mother-melas-musings]

I slept in y’all… I SO needed it. But now it’s time to wake & Bake! . . . #MotherMela #aka #pnwWoman #eclecticWitch #gardenGoddess #cannaNana #dabDutchess #sasshole #ordainedMinister & #generalBadAss #on #weedstagram #says #RiseAndGrind #MahFuckahs #time #to #WakeAndBake #so #PuffPuffPass #cannabisCommunity #WitchesAndSonsOfWitches #HaveAGreatDay #BeBlessedAndBlessedBe #in #2023 (at Heceta Beach, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqGV1zXvEfE/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[askthehiddencaste]

Element glided through the shelves of various sized book in near silence. That voidling words were still fresh on his mind, twisting his guts into gorey pretzels. As much as he hated to admit it, that feline had alerted him to how little he knew on the subject of rainbow drinkers. Granted he was aware of a few. Last he checked himself and Anghyfi were still on friendly terms. But right now he didn't want to bother her, especially while bring as wound up as he was. Slipping into the fantasy side of the library, El spotted the troll he was looking for. "Sorry to bother you Lynnke, but I have a few inquiries that I wish to remain private. I was wondering if you knew of any book or information on a phenomina known as god-tier?"

Lynnke jumped when El showed up behind him, a soft squeal escaping as the blue dropped the books he had been carrying. "Fucking damn-it! Of course the one time that I come here after quitting I'm stalked by the giant green guy" he muttered under his breath. Lynnke took a moment to fix his composure, hands splaying out before he turned to the human and offered a strained smile "Hello, Element. You gave me a fright" he stated loud enough to be heard, letting out a half annoyed sigh as he stooped down to pick up the books. "Unfortunately no, I don't know where that information is, you'd have to ask someone who WORKS here" he insisted in a soft voice, trying to make sure the other had the hint that he had quit a long time ago. "BUT I would take a look at the fantasy section. It sounds like something that would be in a super-hero book soooo....." The blue cleared his throat again and offered a nod. "I'm going to go check out, if you need anything I think I saw Cerium or Tannos wandering around in the sci-fi section....Have a good night" he stated, bowing his head and hurrying off towards the front desk, passing khirot and giving a soft little sorry for almost bumping into the violet.

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