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t0iletd0g · 4 months ago
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You're sitting on my face, a normal routine for us. You'd watch TV, call your friends, jerk off, whatever.
And I'd be your cushion.
Sometimes you'd have my nose up your hole, on days when your stomach was acting up and you didn't want to smell it. Today, it was my tongue. You had come home after errands and wanted someone to eat your ass, and, well, you had a cushion that could do that.
You kept letting out nasty farts down my throat. Each worse than the last, to the point where I could taste them. At some point, I pull away to complain, to which you slam your ass back down on my face, forcing my head back to the ground.
"The fuck do you think you're doing?" You ask, obviously not expecting a response. A few minutes pass, where a particularly wet fart makes you speak up again.
"Damn, that was nasty... might need the toilet soon."
I whimper, but you don't move. A few more minutes pass, before I realize that all of those farts sound that... dangerous. You seemed to notice too.
"Oh, God, I really have to go, I can barely hold it now, mutt. I don't know how you're holding up through it."
I'm not, but at least you're about to get up. Or so I thought. You don't budge, but your discomfort is showing as you shift above me. I don't understand. Why aren't you budging? Then it hits me. You're not going anywhere.
"I can't hold it anymore, mutt.." is all the warning I get as I feel something solid against my tongue, the log forcing it's way down my throat. It felt never ending, and I tried to pull away, but your hand had grabbed my hair and held me to your ass.
It kept coming, and by the time it was over, and you were standing, I was so... spent.
A hot stream of liquid hit my face, and I realized you were pissing on me, mostly in my mouth.
"Wow, you look like.. shit." The smugness in your voice was all too clear. "Too bad I never wiped, huh?"
I have no time to question before you're sitting back down on me, and I realize that this is just the beginning of a long night.
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knottydollyy · 28 days ago
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my tongue is literally out waiting for someone’s dirty asshole to come sit on it???!
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blackdirtyholes · 17 days ago
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my ass doesnt clap but it does fart and shit a ton
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stinkyboiii · 1 year ago
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When they're sitting on your face after a long day just resting and doing some other stuff to relax, just sitting with your nose against their shithole or even better, your tounge in it, and they start to casually talk about how dirty their hole must be and why and describe to you very precisely everything they ate during the day, how gassy it made them and how they were holding it all in the whole day cause It's so nasty and what exacly is happening in their tummy, while all you can do is lay there, listen and blush and try not to whimper or do other embarrassing stuff, knowing they're about to start letting it out in no time.. 😵‍💫😵‍💫
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thepandalion · 17 days ago
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"its ok, you don't need to know verbs, you're not a linguist, you're a dog" -me, to my dog, right now
#explaining homework to the dog#in my defense it was REALLY COOL homework#like the question had predicates and COM combine to explain why a sentence is fucked up#thats so cool?? what the fuck#like heck yeah “who did he believe the father of will go to the meeting” fuck them up ECM#(the other sentence was like. “who did he convince the father of to go to the meeting” or somthing idk. object control tho)#which. ECM had the “the father of t” be the specIP which COM meant was non grammatical#and on OC it was a PRO thats indexed like it instead. meaning the movement wasn't from there#I even put the fucking. type of island this is. it's SC island. Im so cool you guys and also I fucking hate this#syntax who I only know BURNING HATRED/pos#anyways remind me when I'm doing the syntax seminar next semester that I always have that time around week 7 when I hate syntax#and that I'll get over it and do something epic about sociolingyistic binding phi stuff maybe#like about why all the examples we use are like “mary liked himself” like. why do we assyme marys pronouns. maybe theyre a he/she/they#what part of being a syntactician makes me part of the pronouns police#for the record also this is NOT what I want to research in general but also like#I feel like if anything would get me attention from the syntax folk here it'd be this#bc my morphology things feel. idk. kinda in-between on syntax and semantics. like bc I wanna do lexical meaning of morphemes#which. is not something people here would particularly be looking to investigate. right now#but ooohh Im gonna go learn soo much morpheme stuff#and do the math and coding and experiments. and become a professor and go teach morphology#like pleaseplease you guys I wanna be the morphology teacher at tau soo bad#running silly morpheme building on borrowed words experiments. truly this is using All the things#because borrowed words interacting with morphology is very phonological of me. but also buildings is a syntax/semantics thing#aaaaa I don't knowwww this is such a broad subject and I cant find anything on ittt#linguistics posting
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afawninyourside2 · 1 month ago
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just wanna be kept as someone’s toilet. just an object for them to shit and piss in knowing that i’ll take it so good and clean them up with my tongue before they leave
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pottykitty · 4 months ago
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owner using the bathroom but instead of wiping he makes me lick his freshly coated asshole clean
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1ckybabyboii · 3 months ago
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I kinda wann try messing myself >/////< who thinks I should do it hehehe
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t0iletd0g · 4 months ago
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Waking up chained to a toilet in a bathroom I don't recognize. I feel dazed and just slightly out of it, a sensation that doesn't fade as i come to. There's not much give for me to move, head level with the rim. Soon after I wake up, people start coming in, ignoring my pleas for help. Some piss on me, others in my mouth. It's disgusting, but nobody seems to mind that. As long as they have their release.
It seems neverending, but I grow used to the sensation at least. I find it easier not to fight it.
Then you come in, barely managing to lock the door behind you before farting loudly. The smell that followed makes me scrunch up my face, and that's when you notice me, the malicious look of delight just barely recognizable on your face as you approach me. I have no time to react before you're gripping my hair, pulling me into your ass as soon as you can get your pants and underwear pulled down. I gag, and you only use that opportunity to rub my face into your ass harder, farting again into my open mouth.
I start crying and pleading, but you just pull my hair harder, commanding me to lick your hole. As I comply, you waste no time pushing out a load that has nowhere to go but down my throat. I'm bawling the whole time, my will crumbling with each moment as I realize that this is my place now. You're not going to give up such a good toilet, I'm going to be a permanent addition to your bathroom for sure after this
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knottydollyy · 13 days ago
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I am once again asking to be forcibly turned into someone’s fart filter
Or toilet paper
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stinkyboiii · 7 months ago
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Do you guys get this random urge to just be tied up next to urinals in a public bathroom and serve men as a toilet or is it just me..?
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inthahouse215 · 5 months ago
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Oh wow I haven’t shared how I’ve been exploring my exhibitionist side. It’s winter here but there’s been some warm rainy spring like days.
I have a apron from an old job that I wear with my nothing under it. I have a pair of jeans that have buttons instead of a zipper. I leave the buttons open and hold the jeans up with a belt, just leave my wet musty bush out and covering it mostly with the apron and long jacket the comes to my knees. I put a coat on over it because it is still cold , as I walk I open up the coat and the long jacket under it doesn’t have a zipper so my tits slip out the side of the apron so easily. There’s been a few late nights where I walked the streets with my tits out freely letting the cold air make my nipples hard and letting them swing and sway.
Sitting around outside or walking around knowing I have my bush out and everything is such easily access. I look like a man in the face but oops my tits might come out and now you’re really confused. There was one night I took a long trip and wanted some food but had to wait but urgently had to take a shit. So there I am semi nude having to take a a diarrhea shit behind a college bus stop. It was so watery and liquid I could barely wipe my ass. It was exciting to mix my scat, piss and public kink all in one. I love being a nasty disgusting show.
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cocktail-sausage · 7 months ago
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Why is copro a turn-on? If you're wondering, think of it like this:
It is the most basic bodily shame-- We try to disguise the body's nature by covering it in clothes and keeping its function private. But the body MUST produce waste that smells bad, and we have no control over the necessity. It's so undignified that if someone (somehow) believed they were the only one on Earth who pooped, they would probably keep it an absolute secret. The cleanest, most buttoned-up people you know all take shits. It's an open secret.
And even though it's shameful, it feels soooo good. That's a big driver for many kinks; taking great pleasure from something shameful, taboo, gross, undignified, etc.
The other really common driver is lack of control/pleasure and relief in surrender and vulnerability.
And there is also being turned on by just how good bowel movements feel, given how sensitive the anus is.
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4janedoe4thoughts4 · 6 months ago
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High stakes desperation
CW: Poop
Words: 428
The cops were right on her tail, she pushed the gas pedal further into the ground as she stole glances in her rearview mirror. She knew in a few turns she'd be off their radar but until then she had to play the road smart.
Her focus was disrupted as a gurgle in her stomach warned her to pull over as soon as possible.
"Fuck! Not right now." Her posture worsened as the twisting in her guts got tighter. She trusted her ass and let go a silent fart. She could almost hear its hiss like a dynamite stick lit aflame.
She realized she hadn't been paying attention, allowing the cops to close the gap between them even further.
She took a right turn and quickly scanned the street ahead. She spotted an alley large enough to fit the car through. She let off the gas and said a prayer as she turned the wheel into the narrow alley.
She knew she needed to stay vigilant but this weight in her gut couldn't wait any longer, and she'd be caught dead before any of her crew ever found out she shit herself.
She was able to maneuver around a few buildings before tucking herself into a dead end. She slammed on the brakes and before she could even consider the thought that the cops may have seen her, she was rushing out of the car.
As soon as she was on two feet she yanked down her pants and dropped into a full squat all in one motion.
A rancid fart made its escape first then quickly the flood of shit was being expelled all over the tarmac.
She attempted to stifle all of her gutteral sounds to no avail.
The twinges of pain in her stomach seemed like they would never end as the waves of shit kept coming. It was a little more solid at this point, falling out of her like a can of silly string.
She sighed as she felt her stomach finally calm down, lightly rubbing it. She bounced her ass up and down before standing and sliding her pants back up.
She stepped around her mess and was a little impressed with herself that she managed to hold all of that for as long as she did.
She didn't forget about her predicament though, quickly glancing all around for any sign of red and blue.
She was sure she was safe but that didn't stop the embarrassment from rushing to her cheeks as she watched someone close the curtain to their house.
A/N: Definitely didn't get inspired to write this because i've been playing gtaV (Lie)
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stinkykittyboy · 3 months ago
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kitty just did a poopoo in the litter box (toilet 😒) and recorded it :3 now he’s playing w himself while thinking abt it >~<
dm me if u wanna see me push out a stinky log ;>
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fuckedcomm · 2 months ago
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everytime I think about my scat fetish I am filled with indescribable rage because there are genuinely people out there who will accept pedophiles but laugh at me for liking shit. like they will be engaging in incest roleplay and drinking piss and then they will tell me that people with scat fetishes should actually be excluded from society forever. and I feel like its because people desperately want to be included in the filthy parts of society but exclude people who are just a Little Too Filthy. people with pet play and leather fetishes can easily turn their fetishes into an aesthetic but what the fuck am I supposed to do to minimize myself to you so my mere existence is more palatable for your tastes. I cannot sanitize something that is inherently unclean.
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