Arlecchino "Will Become A Winged Demon and Make You Duel Her Because You Didn't Finish Your Homework and You Need to Learn to be Strong to Survive on Your Own" and Arlecchino "Fuck You if You Ever Look at Her Wife Funny She's Been Depressed and Suffering for 500 Years and She'll Spoil Her if She Wants to" are the same person
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haunted towers, dark passage, and lofty castle skybox painting practice
[i have commissions open now]
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i know im not the only one who's noticed the heavy reliance on child predators and sex abuse that these "spooky" youtubers have these days.....what happened to ghosts caught on camera and jump scares??? youtube took down all those old reptilian shape shifting and illuminati videos from 2009, but this garbage is somehow totally acceptable. why is everything so terrible???
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Ok I took the time to watch Lego monkie kid after season 1
Why is this man having a mental breakdown, why did the spider dude swear, what the fuck is happening what
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let's make Arnold go to IKEA. I tthink he'd like it there :)
idk man, this place seems a little weird. he doesn't seem to mind though
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Arren tracked her down in the training yard. It was hardly impressive, this is where she always went when she needed... Time. Space. Alone and busy enough to shut her mind up.
"This is how you're getting ready? You want to be all sweaty on your wedding day?"
"Leave it be, Arren." She notched an arrow and took aim at the farthest target. It was no challenge, really, but it was the best she could do unless she wanted to shoot at Arren. Which, under the circumstances, she just might.
"It's a big deal, you know," he prodded at her.
"It's nothing. What difference does it make?" She asked. She had been asking it of herself since Tenar had proposed this arrangement. She hit the target dead on. It was cold out, and quiet. Flurries fell around them, muffling everything but their conversation.
"Lark," he set his big hand on her shoulder, weighty and familiar even through her armor and the quilted padding underneath. "You're gonna be queen. That's a pretty big difference, I'd say."
She scoffed. "Tenar is the queen."
He let go of her and leaned back against the outer wall of the barracks.
"And what will that make you?"
She notched another arrow. She drew and fired and split her first arrow in two.
"Whatever Tenar needs me to be. It makes no difference."
Bro how’d you know Lark would be having a crisis the morning of???
But also akgjalgkakfjdahs whaaaaat this is incredible wtffff. Just gonna cradle this close to my chest. It’s them! My kids! My dorky rogues turned heroes turned royalty!! They’re so lost and stressed and good and they love each other so so much!
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Fucking months back, when I was trying to find a proper-good name for 'Turnips, I was looking into Jack'O'Lanterns & stumbled into an Irish tale that describes a spirit forced to wander earth forever, carrying only a hollowed out pumpkin for a lantern to light his way. Well, that's all well & neat, but I wanted to know, like. Why is he damned to wander the earth? Why a pumpkin? & I couldn't find a good answer, just reciting of all I'd said before. Mind you, I didn't look too hard -- 'twas bedtime.
Anyhow. The fucking spooky radio dramas just opened a Halloween special, & were explaining some things about the holiday as background, & they gave me an answe to the first question. 'Cording to the Mystery Man of The House of Mystery segment, 's 'cause Jack had pissed off god & been barred from entering heaven. Then, he pissed off the devil not long after & was barred from entering hell. Not being able to go either which way, he's condemned to wander the earth.
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OMG?!?! GISSA VAD JAG BLEV REKOMMENDERAD?!
HAVEN'T SEEN THIS SINCE I WAS A KID AND THIS IS ALSO THE ORIGINAL 80S DUB TOO
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sighhh to be woken up by my niece trying to kick my door down because she hasn’t seen me all morning and misses me
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you know you’re in bad when you are reading the most heartwarming fanfic and one of the characters makes the other one re-usable hand warmer rice bags so you have to stop mid-chapter and sew some for your mom because her hands are always so cold walking back from work.
i put dried lavender in them left over from the fall and they are made from the same fabric as some of the patches on my childhood quilt. my heart is soft ok
will update soon after I give them to her :)
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i think my stealth mission fears came about when i played ni no kuni and got to hamelin. like that shit with the guards is immortalized in my brain
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Im a triops hater fuck triops
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