#scorbort

[traveling-madness]

yall ever hear something that sounds like someone trying to rearrange the words in a direct quote from a wikipedia article to avoid getting slammed for plagiarizing but its not writing its people actually talking in real time?

[crushtaggedmoved-blog]

what the fuck people are saying homophobia doesnt exist anymore but if u call a straight person straight ur horrible and deserve to choke!! uwu

[bitronic]

My main man... SCORBORT

SCORBORT

[miamignonette]

It seems pretty clear to me that Scoobert pushed some of his acts (and his own wife) to get involved and derail the conversation to make it seem like petty celebrity drama, but luckily Taylor was VERY honest and thorough in her post to make sure her words couldn’t be twisted and also Scorbort recruited literally some of the stupidest people alive who didn’t even bother to use spell check so nobody’s buying it...how sad

[ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

[waggle100]

SCORBORT!!

[kirbymongerr]

what about me? luigi the dog?

This has the exact same cadence as "What about me, Scorbort?" but also makes me think of Aunn dressed as luigi

[danxiously]

That's right, you must be Scoobert's friend, Scorbort

I am not one with any scoobs... not related

[cellabrationz]

your government assigned kin is scorbort dorbort

thank god

[noxportentum]

Update: not dying, but the thing is highly infectious. I'm still dying scorbort

[traveling-madness]

god im just gonna make another side blog tomorrow and put all the shit i have piled up in my drafts there.

[fleetwoodmoe]

What about me scorbort dorbort

[darkwavepossum-moved]

@alumirust

my main man scoobert goes in

[cellabrationz]

Shrek Green and Azure!!!

shrek green: 3 of your favorite memes?1. the slurp on my gurt meme 2. me: an intellectual,3. idk if it counts as a meme but u know the scorbort dorbort post where the kid is wearing a shitty scooby costume? that makes me cry laughing every time i see it4. man door hand hook car doorazure: favourite unisex names?uhh idk tbh

[gentlemanjester]

That ain't scorbort, that's scarpy

my main man scoobert goes in

[scoobycool9]

*gently grabs Scorbort and puts him with Scrappy* You are loved by few and will be safe here.

my main man scoobert goes in