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“How’s the pay.” “Not great. But! The hours are worse.” I’m imagining this is also the exact same conversation William and Michael had before Mike got sent down into the sister location bunker

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Thinking about Michael Afton again. Thinking about the way he’s always playing the role of the pawn or the saviour. Working dangerous nightshifts as a security guard, whether it be to investigate his father’s actions, to track his father down, or because his father sent him there for some reason. Being sent down into a literal bunker for no payment, to find and rescue Elizabeth. Walking himself into a trap, into his own death, in order to rescue his sister. Maybe just to save her, maybe because he was told to, maybe because he thought the rescue and his own death would give him some sort of fucked up catharsis. He then dedicates the rest of his life after death to chasing after his father, to saving the souls belonging to those his father harmed, bringing rest and forgiveness and vengeance to all but himself. Possibly sets a fire and risks his own death to try and kill his father, then lets himself work in a death trap - a trap he has once again walked himself into because someone he trusts wanted him to get others out in some way. Once again, he attempts catharsis not by helping himself, but by helping others. By playing the roles Henry doesn’t play, by freeing the souls of his friend and his sister, by damning his father to hell - but at what point does Michael give himself any choice? Maybe he does by finally dying via someone else’s hands. An action not entirely his own. Michael cant even ask himself when he last had free will, when he last did something of his own volition, because he already knows the answer to that. He already knows that answer lies in a grave, lied in a hospital bed for however long. The last time he had free will to do as he pleased, he killed his brother. He’s played the role of saviour ever since, a saviour for all but himself. In this essay I will-

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Newly realized hilarity of the michael and henry dynamic in fnaf 6. William murdered Henry’s kid so henry really just went “alright” and stole william’s kid from him. Found family not out of care or shared trauma but out of spite. Michael would think it’s hilarious too which makes it better. Signing adoption papers for a fully grown zombie man that doesn’t even legally exist anymore just to frame them on a wall for William to end up seeing eventually

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Fritz “Not Michael Afton” Smith: Hi welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza. I don’t work here

Dave “Not William Afton” Miller: I have several bees in the place you would least expect them :)

Jeremy: Can a horse love a man. … Should a horse love a man

Henry: i think i have a condition of some kind and i dont know which one

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Yknow it’s suddenly occurred to me. For how often we say Elizabeth would def paint Michael’s nails, do his makeup, do his hair, etc, I dont think i see people say the same abt her and Evan/Garrett/CC. And thats a crime i think they should be allowed to get up to lil harmless mischief together. Liz would SO have a buuuunch of those nail stickers and Evan more than happily lets her put those on him since Michael’s strictly against it (mike says the stickers look childish). Liz tried to teach Evan how to braid hair using one of Liz’s dolls. Evan failed miserably

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Youve heard of William being judgmental and a hater towards FitzAfton/JereMike/whatever now get ready for: William pathetically trying to wingman for his coworker whom is definitely totally NOT his son without either of them noticing him constantly trading shifts with them because “Goddammit Michael only one man in this family can have a tragic doomed gay relationship and I have held that title for 20 fucking years” and also because watching those two be idiots is free entertainment while he cleans up some literal shit stain off the floor or smth

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Yknow we gotta utilize the hilarity of fnaf 6’s situation more. Weird corpse guy and his estranged uncle he likely hasnt seen in like 30+ years are now working together. Im not even talking like father + son dynamic stuff i mean shit like

Michael, about Helpy: My son wanted to jump into the ballpit today and broke his spine

Henry, about to collapse from an aneurism: YOUR WH A T?

Like. Yeah its very easy to assume Mike couldve had a human child in this time without realizing he means the lil robot guy he carries around in his coat pocket like Helpy’s a purse dog or smth. Or Henry wondering why they have a fly and/or maggot infestation and Michael, walking corpse man, blames his father before Henry can finish speaking. “Mike, boy, where are your eyes-” “These are fancy contacts. They make them now.” “Mike your sockets are empty.” “…optical illusion.” “Mmmm-hm.”

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Hey yeah sorry we took your freak of a boyfriend and destroyed him. Yeah he’s split between two bodies now. Yeah he’s mostly robot now and trapped inside one. His teacher hates masochists so he got sold off for a ginger, sorry about that. No we can’t get him back, his body is trapped within a card and his head got burnt to a crisp by the robot he was stuck inside. Sorry

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“Dave Miller” this, “Steve Raglan” that, when is William gonna dress up in drag and put on a feminine identity to evade the police. When is William gonna wish he could be a girl that way you could wish he could be your girlfriend boyfriend

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Hey does anyone know any like. Good security breach rewrites w/ Vanessa being the protagonist while keeping her and Vanny as the ‘same person’ (<- wants to see of anyone else has picked up on the missed potential that is the psychological horror of it all) (if not i can and will start going into depth on my rewrite sooner. Because i am deranged)

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Yknow considering recent events and revelations, me making my version of the Bonnie Bully a girl is so fucking funny. Like congrats on ur transition, king

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Red Flags (tom cardy feat montaigne) works as a JereMike/FitzAfton song. Discuss

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Yknow considering the fact that in two different continuities we see william has a robot that has saw blades in its face (TFC circus baby + fnaf movie’s torture freddy mask thing) i can say without a doubt he wouldve made saw-style traps if he had the budget for it. He wants to be a fun overly cartoony villain soooo bad but unfortunately hes also Bill The Business Guy who was 1 mishap away from being an accountant or smth

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Only thing i’ll say abt panda circus rn is that regardless of what the daemon situation is (we got core files + daemon content from the adbot so it’s highly likely there’ll be daemons present) i hope asmodeus and buer somehow show up and argue on screen. Even better if they kill each other. Lucifer watches his two former employees get divorced for the millionth time in real time and just has to run with it lest he admit anything can get into his game with ease. Asmodeus got into Secrets of Legendaria (which would def be happening long after PI) and Buer never died on screen so its not impossible

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Love that Rust and Lazarus just chat for at least 3 consecutive hours. You think they discussed alien encounters with each other? (“There were these er- Green things-? In th’ Wastes-?” “Cryptons?” “Huh?” “It’s a, uh…it’s an alien. Green, glass helmet on its head…” “Ah- Yeah, that.”) You think they discussed the people they’d lost? (“I think ya’d like my boy. Name’s Rocky, smartest kid I know.” “Oh, yeah. I knew a kid once.” “Yer own kid, or someone else’s?” “…Well…Felt like it in a sense, I suppose.”) etc etc i ran out of specific ideas. But also Sado HAD to have come up at some point. “Yeah. Er. There was this uh…weird lady. Weird markin’s on her face. I don’t, uh…” “ohhh thats why she was in jailll…” “Hm?” “Nothing”

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Fnaf au where michael just. Brings the Funtime animatronics home. Like. At the end of night 4 hes just like “yknow i could just. Hack the security equipment and sneak you all home I think. Right” “What” “Yeah” “Won’t people. Like. Notice.” “I think. My neighbours have seen weirder shit” “Oh” “Yeah” successfully avoids dying without realizing and acquires world’s worst roommates ever. We’ll see if i draw this or not. I probably will. Idk