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[blaiddllodi]

TOA Anniversary Munday

Celebrating TOA and the people who contribute to make our group what it is.

Repost, don't reblog. Only fill in what you feel comfortable sharing!

Happy anniversary, TOA! Here's to many more years spent together.

(Previous answers here on Raven's blog. Thanks for putting this together Neffi!)

Name: tches!

Pronouns: she/they

Birthday (no year): 22 Dec

Where are you from? What is your time zone? From Germany, but I live in Colorado

How long is your roleplay experience? A few years in 2005, and now my tenure here

How were you introduced to roleplaying as a whole? Uhhhhh probably Yahoo chatrooms if I'm honest, but I spent most of my time in Livejournal communities

How were you introduced to TOA? I found it scrolling the Raven tag and I saw mirae's drop. Didn't join at this time. Then Elf advertised in a mutual server and I was like Hm. Maybe I will.

Do you have any pets? The server knows my beloved Coriander my baby my light my heart. I also live with two GSDs, Ursa and Solo.

What is your favorite time of year and why? (Season, holiday, general period) I love you winter, I love you snow, I love you December, I love you.

What is your IRL occupation? Handwaves IT. I'm helpdesk at my current place, but I've begun learning network infrastructure stuff recently.

Some interests and things you like/enjoy? I like languages and history, esp Meiji Japan and Mughal India. I used to be a lot more active, and I still generally enjoy yoga and rock climbing, but I've accrued some injuries which prevent me from doing this as much as I'd like. Sadge.

What non-Fire Emblem games do you play? Final Fantasy, Pokemon, Ace Attorney, Assassin's Creed, Dragon Age, Bloodborne, Witcher, Kingdom Hearts.

Favorite Pokemon type & Pokemon: Ice or Dragon I think; and Gyarados my beloved my friend my partner (although Delibird is a very close second I love that little dude)

Tell us some funfacts and trivia about yourself! (Optional bonus challenge: if you filled this out last year, try not to repeat what you said back then!) One time a drunk driver scraped my ex-husband's car pulling out of the bar and while he was so flabbergasted that it had happened, me and a friend who had just gotten out of the Navy broke into a sprint to chase the girl down for three blocks before she left the neighborhood.

How did you get into Fire Emblem? My father and I were in the PX and I grabbed Blazing because it had just come to the States and it looked interesting.

What Fire Emblem games have you played? All but Archanea and Tellius. I started Path of Radiance, and put it down at chapter 15 when I got busy. I'll pick it back up again I promise :sob:

First & Favorite Fire Emblem games: First is Blazing and favorite is...probably Blazing still. Elibe is just home to me. I really really like Three Houses and Shadows of Valentia though.

List your 5 favorite Fire Emblem characters across the series! Oh gosh. Raven number one forever, and Dima and Berkut are up there. I'll list five who aren't my roster, in no particular order: Hubert, Hector, Lyon, Priscilla, Lachesis.

Who was the first character ever to make you go “ooh I like this one in particular” and why? Can be any context and reason! Wil. Wil was my first favorite, followed by Matthew. I genuinely loved them so so much my first playthrough I gave them everything.

Any Fire Emblem crushes? 😳 Jeralt can still get it.

If you’ve played (or are familiar with) the following games, who was your first S support? Who would you S support nowadays?- Awakening: Another accidental Chrom victim - probably Lonk or Freddie Fates: I genuinely don't remember if it was Kaze or Jakob - Probably still Kaze Three Houses: Claude - Hubert is my favorite S support he's really good Engage: I literally hard swerved from Diamant the moment Pandreo came on screen I don't think anyone's taking his crown.

Favorite Fire Emblem class? I just really like the Merc-Hero line 🙈But I also love wyverns

If you were a Fire Emblem character, what would be your class and stats? Would you be playable? Infantry sword. I hate to say I'd be a Navarre archetype but I honestly probably would be. Middling strength and con but workable with attention, decent speed, absolutely ridiculous crit stat. Surprisingly high resistance. I'd be a good candidate for Dancer or Mortal Savant.

If you were a Three Houses character, what would be your affiliation? Unaffiliated civilian, but can be swayed to join a cause after some effort. I tend to keep myself a bit at arms length, and it can be difficult sometimes to get my genuine loyalty.

If you were an Officers Academy student, what would be your boons, banes and potential budding talent? Boons: Sword, Bow Bane: Flying Budding Talent: Heavy Armor

If you were an Engage character, which nation would you originate from? No lie, probably Brodia. My family is full of soldiers on all sides

How do you pronounce TOA? 🤔(separate letters, to-ah, other?) Depends on the flow of the sentence. Sometimes toe-ah, sometimes T-O-A

Current TOA muses: Raven, Dimitri, Berkut

Past TOA muses? Sigurd, Igrene, Saber, Petra, Beowolf, Lyn

Who was your first TOA muse? If you no longer have them, can you see yourself picking them up again? Raven my heart my forever. If he hasn't been pried from my grasp for the last twenty years, I can't imagine what might.

Do you believe you have a type of character you gravitate towards writing? I like it when grief and love carve someone into a weapon. I love rage and deep, boundless sorrow. And I occasionally like when they get a little slutty, I'm not a monster.

Do you have characters or types of characters you don’t think you can handle writing, but wish you could? 🤔Hard to say. I like to think my range is pretty good. I've been writing for long enough that I don't really wish - I just do it. I think anyone could write anyone if they genuinely put their heart into it.

What kind of scenes, situations etc do you believe you enjoy writing the most? I like when the narrator is a little unreliable. I like when there's so much emotion that everything becomes just a little bit fuzzy an indistinct, like they're suddenly underwater and haven't realized they're drowning. I like when the narrative is circular and I can call back five posts, or when I can bookend things - dramatic irony my beloved. I love miscommunication, especially when one person takes something and runs with it (RIP Sigurd you were the king of this and your never-shuts-up).

Do you have any scenario in mind for your muse(s) that gets you thinking “man I hope I get to write this one day”? I've been in an AU mood lately. I want more AUs - coffeeshop AU, horror movie tropes AU, cross-fiction AU. There was an idea that I had that I'd like to build up a bit more that I may drop a call for 🙊

Favorite TOA-related memories? All of Raven's threads with elysia's Priscilla and kanoesa's Lucius 🤲I hold them like this. And unrelated to my muses I to this day can't get over And Now All Of TOA Knows You Tried To Kill Ryoma.

Present or past tense? Past. I use present tense pretty sparingly, and almost exclusively for one-off asks. Feels weird though.

Normal size text, small text, no preference? No preference. I use normal size out of laziness. The most formatting you'll get from me is italics for emphasis or for thought patterns.

Got any potential muse delusions to share? 😉 One day I will app Sommie and everyone will have a heart attack. You think I'm joking? You think this is a game?

[sapphia]

silicon valley had ai 15 years before they released it. everything we’re seeing is a decade old and scraped from the sites literally everybody uses. reddit has chat gpt 10 years ago. reddit had programmes to regurgitate arguments last time trump was elected. they tested it in New Zealand first and one of our journalists nicky hager wrote about it in a book all about political corruption and then those bots that were trained on what was good or bad with upvotes or downvotes or “likes” or “dislikes”. this self-selects which bots are most human-like and have the best ‘answers’. tumblr was the testing ground.

does anyone remember getting bogus asks that were made up of random punctuation and letters? bots. we taught bots to speak by replying to the ones that resembled words. then those bots went around messaging people and no one answered them except themselves. and these bots also had blogs that made posts to try and get upvoted (which told them they were a good tumblr human) and they’d send each other messages and their data centers would mine the messages they received and we’re all still using asks because staff won’t give us a chat for some reason but it’s mostly just porn bots mining data from other bots. silicon valley has to ban porn to deal with the rampant horny porn bots. it mostly works but some of the bots still carry on. yahoo sells us, the worthless userbase, at a massive loss. we laugh at them. they have all our data, hand-extracted.

they give us chat. they begin mining chat for data. it’s still pre-2016

they took the bots trained on our terfs and reddits dudebros and facebooks old people. and they used it in the 2016 election with full chat gpt capability and image generation so that when they released language bots in the future we are dazzled by the words ai and are impressed their at programmes who can by now fully impersonate a human, a thousand humans, but is just telling us wrong wikipedia facts. we laugh at the stupid ai. we continue to vaguely ignore the growing number of bot-like people infesting the internet.

trump just won an election over what the media tells us is a “culture war” while billionaires dripfeed us data mining tech to extract human traits for their ais. they learn through logic and iteration but can’t think for themselves. the right has stagnated, the left grow frustrated with people’s unbudging opinions. but most of the arguments being made are by bots. most people are arguing with bots, bots are arguing with bots. there is a disconnect where influence can be exerted politically.

no one irl wants to mention politics because it’s so divisive. the news talks politics, the bots talk politics. the people do not talk politics.

[yamatossideboob]

ONE PIECE 1134 Spoilers!

This week's doppelgangers:

So this is a terrific colour spread as usual, but the fact it's likely a tribute to Kazuki Yao is very touching... enjoy your retirement ya old coot, you earned it 100 times over

Apparently this is Luffy doing a very old school yakuza greeting and manner of speech. Regardless its so funny to see him being so formal lmao

WE'LL PROTECT YOU FOR LIFE YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Soooooooooo we have Stella back now too 😒 not thrilled at yet another death being backed out of, but... this is a Stella from 20 years ago? maybe something interesting can be done here. I fuckin hope so.

Also this handily explains just how VP could get around while under surveillance. nice one Oda

Even more worrisome is the now-possibility of Oda backing out of Kuma's 'death'. Admittedly his is a little more ambiguous, but in the sense of whether he truly was alive when his will appeared to be shut down. I was hoping with many others to see him laid to rest in a dignified manner, but it seems Oda has other ideas.

"why are you a woman?" "who cares, I can explain later" yeah when you've transitioned publicly for long enough you really can just get like this, its so funny when no mortal danger is involved haaaaa

Maybe Kuma can be resurrected a lá Saul, but the track record is not brilliant wrt reneged deaths in this series!

MS. ANGE I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I really do hate how Oda designs like 90% of OP women characters bc 1) its so fucking blatant, the man is beating zero allegations 2) he CAN create fun and interesting female character designs!! Look at her!!!! She's so blocky and stout I adore her!!!!!

this is such a cute building design, i love walrus school

HEY! ZORO! LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE!!!

hi Ripleyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy you're so huge and beautiful

So this is an interesting development: we have a longstanding warrior culture now being made to embrace trade, education and peace. Could this be something that factors into the arc conflict?

AND this king was the one killed by his son Loki... the intrigue heightens

in a One Piece first, a library displays inherited will.. Ohara would be proud, if it were sapient

The look on Robin's face is incredible... it must be such an amazing feeling to see your childhood literally rescued in such a way

Literally who could be on the other end of the snail.... This is going to drive us mental. Is the nickname Shaggy an indicator of who they are? And besides, their remarks on Loki's kindness... Those positing that Loki ISN'T the villain of Elbaph might really be onto something after all. This is bananas, we need answers pronto!

Speaking of onto something... the yahoos claiming that Shanks has a twin might have been right all along it turns out lmfao. Like... its just not likely that THIS is Shanks, since he was just here his usual way. and obvs the panel recalls that infamous page from hundreds of chapters ago, with ol' Redhair visiting the Elders. The teleportation sigil indicates this is the same individual, AND he has company, but who could they be.... This is such an ominous note to finish out the year on, what a fucking cliffhanger lads.

And on that note, thats all the One Piece that will be published in 2024. It's been a wild year between finishing Egghead and starting Elbaph! Many astonishing moments and reveals and twists and turns! Some questions answered, mostly questions asked! Oda continues his big story stew, bubbling away, and before we know it, the pot will be empty, scraped clean by our spoons. We must enjoy it while it lasts, and hope and luck, we can do just that in 2025. Maybe Oda can stick to his next Jump Fest promise lol.

Til next year nakama! 💪✖️

[thiswasinevitableid]

Demonic Intervention (Indruck)

Prompt for the 7th: “Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.” - The Tempest (William Shakespeare). This fill is NSFW

It can't get much worse. 

Indrid is barely scraping by. He can count his friends in town on one hand. He’s gay in a tiny, rural community and one of the few men like him is a goddamn priest. His house is a mess. And his every waking moment is filled with the demons of his past or the devils lurking in his future. There are so many of them in his present too, roaming the streets of Kepler. 

What’s one more in the mix?

He lights the stubby black candle by the bed, scratches the symbols on the floor, and retreats into his cocoon of blankets to wait.

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Duck hates when it’s his turn on the summoning shifts. All this ancient knowledge and power and he’s stuck waiting to see if some yahoo in a graveyard or a wannabe cult leader will call him up into the world. 

He has brambles that need pruning, damn it. 

His name isn’t well known among humans, so he only gets summoned if someone is just rooting around for a demonic entity without caring who they get. He’s only been summoned twice in the last hundred years. The tingle in his horns tells him it’s about to be three. 

The room he arrives in is gloomier than any graveyard; the lights are off, the curtains are shut, and the place looks like it got hit by a tornado with a grudge. By the light of the candle, a pale-haired head emerges from the blankets of the small bed. A hand reaches for the floor, comes back with a pair of red glasses.

“Greetings, infernal one. Thank you for answering my summons.” The man’s voice is flat.

“Even demons got manners. So, uh, what’s the job?”

“There are so many dishes in the sink that the thought of doing them is an insurmountable task. Please do them for me.”

“...You realize I’m takin somethin’ from you for this, right? Like a piece of soul or a month of your life?”

“Mmmm” The man rolls over and says nothing else. 

“A day of your life for this.” Duck feels like he should haggle more, but then he’d had to pretend he actually thought a higher price was fair. 

“I accept your terms.” A crackle of green and black electricity flickers in the air in the form of  Duck’s signature and the other man’s name: Indrid Cold.

“Pleasure doin’ business with you.” 

Indrid says nothing. Duck is sure to wash and dry before he goes. 

The next day he’s summoned to the exact same room, in the exact same state of depressing mess. 

“Greetings, infernal one. Please clean this room.”

“Same terms?”

“Mmhmm” Indrid is just staring at the ceiling. 

“You gotta say you accept.”

“I accept.” 

Duck snaps, turning on the light, and gets to work. Technically he could do all this with a wave of his hand. But then he’d lose his chance to learn a little more about the guy who’s settled on demonic deals instead of a maid service. It’s the opposite of the usual problem he has in these kinds of situations, where the humans reveal their deepest secrets, desires, and fears within five minutes of meeting him. 

The records he stacks near their player, the clothes all go in the hamper to be magicked clean, then are hung in the closet; they’re loose and soft, not a scratchy fabric to be found. Tarot cards and candles abound, as do art supplies, and under a pile of drawings he finds magazines featuring muscular, hairy men in various sexual positions. Some of them even look like his preferred human form, the one he’s wearing now. 

He glances at the bed; Indrid is on his side, facing him, must have been watching him at some point but has dropped into a restless sleep. The blankets are slipping, showing a The Sonics tank top hanging off skinny shoulders. Right, that was one of the bands in the record stack. 

Duck doesn’t tend to pry into souls or auras or shit like that; there are whole heaps of trouble that lay that direction. But as he flicks the dust from the bookshelf covered in paperbacks, he feels the edges of Indrids and nearly falls on his ass from the wave of exhaustion and loneliness. 

When it’s time to go, he pauses to pull the blankets back up around him, sets his glasses on the bedside table, and turns the calendar on the wall from “September 1974” to “October 1974.”

When he’s summoned right back to Indrid’s room the next evening, he spots the same tank top on him as he sits up in bed.

“Greetings infernal one.”

“You can just call me ‘Duck’. It’s a nickname.” 

“Oh” Indrid blinks, perplexed, “very well. I, ah, there are some bills that need to be paid to keep the lights on.”

“You need the money for them?”

“No, just for someone to fill out the forms and checks and put them in the mail.”

“Okay. But my fee’s a little different this time: you gotta tell me when you last ate.”

“I accept. I ate this morning.”

Duck snaps his fingers

“Two days ago!” Indrid yelps, then slaps his hands over his mouth. He glares, “why does it matter?”

“Because while I’m payin those bills, you’re eatin’ dinner.”

“Everything in the fridge is disgusting and I can’t go to the store.” 

Duck takes the short trip out to the kitchen, opens the fridge to the new sound of Indrid’s footfalls behind him. 

“You got lots of decent stuff in here; could make you some eggs?”

“No, thank you.” Indrid shakes his head, looking a bit ill. 

“Well, what do you want? I can summon it up.”

“I’m out of Lucky Charms.” The humans says sheepishly, staring at his bare feet. 

A fresh box of cereal appears on the table, Duck pulling out the half empty bottle of milk. He thinks back to the drawings he saw yesterday and conjures a bowl covered in a pattern of brightly colored moths. 

He gathers the stack of bills of while hearts, stars, and horseshoes rattle into the bowl. After a few moments of crunching he hears, “May I ask a question?”

“Shoot.”

“Why is your nickname Duck? Does that word mean something else in demonic speech?”

Duck stuffs paper into envelopes, “Nah. It’s, uh, kinda silly but, uh, most demons learn how to take on an animal form. When it was my turn, they asked me which I wanted and, uh, I said I wanted to try bein’ a duck. Liked it so much I stayed that way for three months.”

There’s an odd, strangled sound that makes him look up; Indrid has one hand over his mouth and is shaking with little squeaks. He’s laughing. 

“I’m, I’m s-sorry but, but I, I cannot get over the image of you as a little, feathery waterbird.”

Duck smirks, “Only part that ever gave me trouble was the quackin’; always came out too deep.”

He just manages to pull the envelopes back as milk comes out the human’s nose and he giggles uncontrollably. 

“Ow, ow, heeh, oh g-goodness, I’m s-sorry I, I just haven’t laughed in so long, ugh, there’s milk on my shirt-”

“Guess you’re gonna need to shower now too.” 

“Nono, I can just change-”

Duck waves the bills back and forth, “Uh uh, if you want me to actually put these in the mailbox, you gotta agree to shower.”

“But that’s changing the terms!”

“Demon.” Duck grins. 

“Very well. Let me finish my dinner first.” Indrid scarfs the rest of the cereal, pads back towards the bedroom while Duck cleans the table. He waits to hear water running before going to the mailbox. When he gets back he sticks his head into the steamy bathroom.

“I’m gonna go now.”

“Oh, alright. Thank you again.” Indrid pokes his head out from the shower curtain and Duck resists the temptation to make the whole barrier disappear just for a peak. What can he say? He’s always liked his humans a bit unique looking. 

He draws a special sigil in the steamed-up mirror and heads for home. 

---------------------------------------------------

Indrid sets the candle on the table, lights it, adds the symbol he found in the mirror, and then starts unpacking his groceries. 

“Lookit you doin’ chores.” The whiff of burnt pine needles accompanies Duck’s voice and draws the tension from Indrid’s shoulders. 

“I’ll have you know I swept today as well.” Indrid turns and crunches the bag of potato chips in his fists; Duck hasn’t put his horns or claws away, and his shirt is half unbuttoned. 

“Caught me while I was gardenin, which is why I ain’t as put together as normal. What can I do for you?”

“This may sound strange but, ah, what is the fee for just talking with you?”

Duck’s eyebrows shoot up and then he chuckles, “You’re full of surprises, little moth.”

Indrid touches the luna moth on his shoulder; how much had Duck studied him when he was here? Did he like what he saw? Does he give everyone he makes deals with nicknames that come out in a drawl like summer honey?

“Hows a little nibble of the old soul sound?”

“I accept. Ah, would you like some cookies? A friend of mine brought them over to me.”

“Sure. The fella on the fridge bring ‘em?” The demon indicates the picture of himself and Barclay, the one he can’t bring himself to throw away. 

“No. My friend Dani, she’s in charge of the gardens for the little co-op in town and when the bakery has seconds she often drops them off for me.” 

He really needs to stop staring at Duck’s chest, even demons probably find ogling rude. Duck’s eyes--one blue, one brown-- catch his own and suddenly claw tips are undoing the remaining buttons. Indrid goes pink but manages to get the cookies and two glasses of water on the table without incident. 

“You know, you never told me why you stayed a duck for so long.”

“It’s the least demonic thing you’ve ever heard but, uh, I just thought it was nice. Bein’ out in the woods, paddlin’ on the lake and watchin the world go by. Sleepin under the stars. Just makes you feel like you’re part of somethin’ bigger than yourself. Now, I got a question for you; why go to all the trouble of summonin’ me just to do your chores?”

Indrid bites his lip, “I knew I was in the kind of mental place where I could not manage it myself. And it felt safer to ask you than to ask my friends. Not that they wouldn’t help me. It’s just, when my mind is like that it turns so inward I can’t conceive of a world that might contain things for me.”

The demon says nothing for a moment, sips his water with a thoughtful look. Then he sets down the empty glass, “Glad you’re feelin a little better.” He tilts his head to indicate the sketch on the counter, “that new?”

“Yes” excitement bubbles up in his chest, “I was reading about--ah, well, it’s, it’s sort of a long story, I don’t want to bore you.”

Duck kicks his feet up on the spare chair and gestures for him to continue. So he does, tells the demon about reading every book he could find on the mythology and folklore of the Mexico and the American southwest, about his new inspiration for a series of drawings, his worries that no one will like them or purchase them and he’ll be stuck running his little psychic side business until he dies 

Duck, in turn, tells him about life as a forest demon, about his hellcat, and about the fact he routinely comes up to the human world for french onion soup because the stuff made in his realm never tastes right. When Indrid next looks at the clock, it’s well after midnight. 

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to keep you so long.”

“No complaints here. But I oughta get home and feed Winnie before she shreds my cabinets again.” The demon stands, rounding the table, “gotta get my fee first.”

“Right. How should I…” Indrid stiffens as Duck bends forward, wondering if the sharp teeth that smiled at him all night are about to pierce his skin. 

Warm lips meet his forehead and he sighs at the tenderness in the gesture. Duck, however, moans as he pulls back, then quickly covers his mouth.

“Uh, that, that’s a totally, uh, totally not, uh, un-normal reaction, uh, fuck, see you around.” 

He’s gone with a campfire crackle, leaving Indrid to wonder how a demon can be such a terrible liar.

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“Sweet fuckin hell.” Duck gasps as his living room forms around him. His lips still tingle from kissing the human’s forehead, from the sheer force of the want and yes that came when he took that sip of soul. It’s never like that, never comes so willingly and eagerly, like the soul is searching for someone to look after it. 

Technically, there’s nothing stopping him from zipping right back up there and pinning Indrid to his bed while he takes what the human seems so happy to give. 

Duck takes five deep breaths, then ten, and then goes to retrieve Winnie from the cabinet she clawed her way into.

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When Barclay suggested Indrid find someone to confide in, Indrid’s going to guess he didn’t mean, “routinely invite a demon into your house to play cards or listen to music.”

Most times, Indrid isn’t even summoning him; they have two standing dates a week, plus a game night with Dani and her new girlfriend, Aubrey (who Duck seems to know but refuses to say more about how). Duck will sometimes drop by unannounced, and he hardly ever collects a fee these days. When he does, it’s always a taste of Indrid’s soul, taken via a kiss on the cheek. 

Indrid would let him take it any way he wanted. He’s well past denying the fact Duck is type in all his forms, that he’s gentler than most humans, and that he’s so charming Indrid would eat out of his hand. 

Duck even goes out with him, like the boyfriend he wishes he had. When he puts on his human form to accompany Indrid around town, he radiates enough residual, demonic energy that the people who normally make Indrid’s life a living hell stay far, far away. In fact, tonight is the first night in months he’s had something close to a disaster, and it was mostly an accident. He’s peeling his beer-soaked shirt over his head when he feels mis-matched eyes on his back.

“Have a little too much fun bartendin’ tonight?” Duck holds out his hand, rendering the shirt fresh and clean when it touches his palm.

“Some caveman hit on one of our regulars and would not back off when asked. She threw a full pint of beer on him and I happened to be standing right behind him when she did.” He wiggles out of his jeans, let’s Duck give them the same treatment he gave the shirt, “ugh, I need a bath, I smell like Rheingold.”

“Allow me.” Duck waves his hand and steam wafts from the bedroom, goes into it and grabs the bubble bath from under the sink as Indrid follows him in his underwear. Duck’s constant glancing at his crotch and legs makes him bold. 

“What’s the fee for such excellent service?”

“No fee, little moth. I’m just doin’ a favor for my friend.”

“And what if your friend wants to repay you anyway?”

When the demon looks up from the tub, his eyes are glowing, “Only if he’s doin’ it because he wants to and not because he owes me.”

“I want to, so very badly.”

In a flash Duck is in the tub, beckoning Indrid to join him. Indrid tests the water with his finger just to be safe.

“Mmm, nice and warm.”

“Hellfire, sugar. Now get your cute ass into the tub or--oh fuck yeah.” Duck growls as Indrid strips and climbs in with him, drags him into his lap and traces his claws up his sides while Indrid yanks him into a kiss.Curious, Indrid reaches one hand up to rub the base of his horn, the dark brown curls like smooth bark beneath his fingers. 

“Fuuuck” Duck groans, “feels like gettin a back-rub.”

“Then I better keep at it. Oh, oh my” Indrid sits back to admire the vines of green appearing in Duck’s skin, “you’re absolutely beautiful.”

“Kinky little thing, you like that I’m a demon.” Duck scrapes his teeth along Indrid’s shoulder, “that really why you summoned me? You were hopin I’d have my, uh, demonic way with you?”

“N-no, I, I, it’s no secret I’m attracted to you but I, you make me feel so happy, I’m so safe when I’m with you, and, and if all your care and affection towards me has been part of some malevolent plan please, please just tell me because I, I think I’m falling in love with you.” He kisses Duck with far more force than before, forestalling the inevitable confession that this was all just a game for his soul and his own, pathetic admission that he’s not sure that changes anything. 

“Oh, sugar” Duck keeps brushing their lips together as he speaks, “First time I tasted your soul I knew I was fucked. Knew I wanted to keep seein’ you, even if you never gave me another goddamn thing.”

Indrid buries his face in Duck’s shoulder, letting out shuddery sighs as Duck pets his back. He’s never leaving this spot, Duck is just going to have to carry him about while he does his infernal business and his housekeeping.

“Tell me what you want, little moth.” Duck kisses the shell of his ear. It still tingles, even when his soul stays put.

“Please fuck me? Oh! Oh that’s very efficient and extremely strange.” He squirms in Duck’s lap as his ass turns slick and stretched, like someone has pulled four fingers from it.

“Do it the traditional way some other time” The curved head of a cock bumps his ass, “you wanna feel just to be sure you can take it?”

He flails in the water a moment, finds a warm, responsive shaft with four, bumpy ridges leading to the head. It’s no bigger than the one toy he splurged on during his last trip to the city.

“Yes, certainly, oh, oh, AHHhnnnn yes.” The cock is hotter than his body as it slides in and he wonders if it will just melt him from the inside out, if Duck’s cum will be just as warm, how it will feel on his tongue and down his throat when he drags the demon into his bed.

“That’s it sugar, take it all the way. Fuck, been jerkin off to the thought of you on my dick for months.”

“Nnngh” Is his eloquent reply, the ridges of Duck’s cock making his toes curl and his fingers dig into Duck’s skin. 

“You like that idea, little moth? Knowin I could be out temptin anyone I wanted to and instead I was in bed thinkin’ about you?”

“Mhhmmm” He whines, the desire pouring off the demon wrapping around him and soothing his insecurities. 

Duck slows the thrusts of his hips and his voice is gentle when he whispers, “Course I did; no one can compare to you, ‘Drid.”

“Ohgod, Duck, please, please, please, want to be yours, always yours-”

“Careful,sugar, that sounds like you’re anglin’ for an infernal marriage.”

“A, a what? OHhhhnnyes” He moans as claws knead his ass.

“It’s a special kind of deal where a human agrees to marry a demon. Soon as they’re dead, they go straight to their spouse, no other options provided.” Duck cups his face, holding it steady so he can look into his eyes, “but there ain’t no need for that right now; way I see it, we can do this like we were just two normal fellas for now.”

“But it sounds fun.” Indrid offers a teasing pout and gets an adoring kiss in return. 

“Yeah? What if I tell you a lot of demons mark their spouses by piercing these” He pinches Indrid’s nipples, the pain making him bounce more determinedly on his dick. His demon growls, drops one hand down to thumb at the head of his aching cock, “pierce here too. Won’t even do it in public like you’re supposed to; do it at home so no one else will see just what a sweet, needy thing you are for me--whoah, fuck, did not expect you to cum just from playin with this nice dick a little.”

“V-very sensitive” Indrid gasps against the green swirls in Duck’s shoulder, his orgasm such a surprise he’s still registering it, hips twitching and tongue threatening to loll out of his mouth.

“Keep that in mind for next time. Might even bring a cage so you don’t cum too early and spoil my plans. Now, hold tight, little moth.” 

Indrid clings to the warm bulk of Duck’s body as his cock pounds up into him, the demon easily holding his hips up and his ass open so all he can do is whimper and writhe on it. When he cums it’s hot enough that Indrid squirms

“Don’t hurt does it?” Duck pets his sides, concerned. 

“Nono, it, it’s nice, just very strange.” Indrid winces as Duck pulls out, watches him wave his fingers to clear away the mess. When the demon makes no move to let go, Indrid looks up, “you really meant what you said? About wanting me as a boyfriend?”

“Damn right I do. Now c’mere, lemme get the beer outta your hair.”

Indrid hums as Duck scrubs his scalp and runs warm water over his skin, talking all the while about how they should go camping as a first date so no one will bother them, says he’ll even turn into a duck to make Indrid smile. 

Indrid says he knows just the spot, let’s his boyfriend dry them off and bundle them to bed and then, for the first time, falls asleep with a devil in his arms.

[viniter]

by god I am going to scrape as much of yahoo answers as I possibly can... this is such a culturally important site, we can’t let it disappear like that

[hawkbucks]

Bucky and Steve’s entire friendship starts when Bucky spots Steve reading a Captain America comic on the playground, promptly sits down next to him, and goes: “You like Captain America? He’s cool, but I think Winter Soldier is better.” Steve, of course, is offended that this kid has the audacity to imply someone is better than his beloved Captain, so they argue about the finer points of the Captain and the Soldier, discussing their actions at such depth that you’d forget they’re just a couple of 3rd graders with scraped knees and wild hair. At the end, they agree to come to the conclusion that the Captain and the Soldier are equally as cool. Whenever they’re able–a.k.a when Bucky saves up enough of his allowance to afford a few issues for him and Steve (because, as much as Steve protests against Bucky buying him things, Bucky knows he wants that Falcon issue)–they head down to the comic store around the corner from their school run by a kindly man named Abraham. Abraham slips them snacks sometimes: bags of chips, candy bars, etc. If they prove they’re doing good at school, they also get free books. Tables and chairs are scattered around the store, usually reserved for the game nights that the store hosts, but Abraham allows them to do their schoolwork on those tables. They try to draw out their visits as long as they can, because they just love exploring the store, and Abraham is such a good guy, you know? One day, when Steve is over at Bucky’s house and they’re watching cartoons, Steve gets an idea. He turns to Bucky and proclaims that they should open up a store together. It’ll be the best store ever! Bucky sagely nods before he runs off to grab a notebook and pencils to plan it. Their store looks as follows: 3 stories at the minimum, and there’ll be a slide leading from each floor to the one below. They’ll have cool statues to put on display, a gigantic collection to sale, and a pyrotechnics display at the cash register at Bucky’s suggestion. And they’ll make a lot of money. It’ll be the best store ever.

Unfortunately, said best store ever ends up being pushed to the back burner once they realize that opening and managing a business isn’t as easy as it sounds, especially for a couple of kids. “We’ll just do it later, when we’re grown ups,” Steve says, and Bucky agrees. They grow older. Steve turns from the shortest kid on the playground to the guy that people have to crane their necks up to talk to (Bucky teases him and says that he’s become the real life Captain America. Steve retorts that that makes Bucky the Winter Soldier), and Bucky grows his hair out, looking more and more like a hipster everyday (which he vehemently denies. “Where’s your manbun?” “I will smack you.”). Interests come and go, but they still find themselves stepping into Abraham’s shop. Abraham’s older now, grayer, but he still slides them Snickers every once in a while.   Bucky ends up enlisting in the army to help pay for his tuition while Steve goes to art school to get a degree in illustration. An incident with an IED later, and Bucky comes home with an honorable discharge and an empty left sleeve. Steve visits him as often as he can, usually filling in the gaps when Bucky’s own family isn’t over. Sometimes Natasha (a girl they befriended in middle school after she came dressed as Black Widow for Halloween) and Sam (a boy they got to know during freshman year of high school when he complimented Bucky on his prime taste in superheroes because of the Falcon button pinned to his backpack) drop in, with Natasha keeping him company by watching trashy reality TV with him and Sam listening to him vent and offering a shoulder if he ever needs one. Hell, Abraham sends him a card through Steve when he heard about what happened. (He ends up getting all of them gift baskets as thanks for being there. Sam tries to decline his at first, but the lure of raspberry tarts was too strong.) One day, Steve comes over with Indian takeout and turns on some good ol’ History Channel. “Speaking of history,” Steve says in between bites of naan, “do you remember that store we wanted to open when we were younger?” Hit with that blast from the past, Bucky nods. He doesn’t have the notebook that they used when they first came up with the idea, but he stills remembers the basics of what they put down. Like the pyrotechnics display that he wanted. Steve asks if he’s still open to the idea, and Bucky replies, around a mouthful of rogan josh, that he is. It’s… been a while since he’s gotten out of his apartment to do something other than shop for groceries, pop into the Chinese restaurant right next to the building, or visit the doctor for those couple of appointments about him possibly getting a prosthetic, courtesy of some company that’s looking to do test runs of their new line. A whole bunch of Googling and Binging and Yahoo Answers-ing and they think they might have a slight idea of how to start a business. Slight is the operative word here. Like with many things, they end up going to Abraham for help. Abraham is a godsend, answering all of their questions and offering to point his customer base their way once he closes up shop for good (Steve may or may not have gotten a bit misty-eyed hearing about Abraham’s inevitable retirement). Fast forward, and their shop is open. Steve drew up the logo (gotta put that degree to use somehow), while Bucky was the one who came up with the interior design (and no pyrotechnics displays). Natasha and Sam are hired, with both of them helping to run their social media presence. They get a decent amount of people at their grand opening despite their location being slightly out of the way, and apparently those people liked their experience because they end up getting a handful of regulars, most notably some guy named Clint that Natasha claims to know, a pair of Norwegian brothers named Thor and Loki that Sam swears are actual gods, a timid PhD student named Bruce, and a woman named Carol and her girlfriend, Maria who are the biggest Captain Marvel fangirls that they’ve ever met. Their popularity grows–especially after Abraham closes–and they soon find themselves making a healthy bit of profit. Healthy enough that they’re able to decorate their shop more (Natasha insists that they place a life-sized statute of Black Widow near the front doors) and they tack-on other things, like shirts and posters and snacks to sell. Bucky gets his prosthetic somewhere around the first month that they’ve been open. It’s a wickedly shiny silver, and Steve suggested that he place a red star sticker on his wrist (because his shoulder isn’t visible 99.9% of the time) to represent Bucky’s favorite hero, and Bucky actually does that. Sometimes people ask to touch it. He lets them. Sometimes people ask what happened. He deflects them. At some point, a guy walks in with ruffled hair and glasses and Bucky nearly chokes on the soda that he’s drinking. Sure, they’ve had their fair share of cute customers, but that guy’s cute, and he’s gonna end up making a fool of himself. It’s not like he can ask Steve to talk instead because Steve just went out on his damn lunch break. He tries not to stare at the guy as he peruses the shelves and rifles through the boxes of back issues they have set out in the middle of the floor. He tries really, really hard, taking his phone out and scrolling through whatever social media website and liking the replies to their posts. Every once in a while, he glances at the door, half-expecting Steve to walk in at any time.

Then the guy (now dubbed Cutie in Bucky’s mind) comes up and he smiles at Bucky in greeting and Bucky would probably sob if that wouldn’t make him come off as a complete weirdo. Cutie hauls up a veritable stack and places it on the counter. Despair courses through Bucky’s veins when he sees the Captain America comic on top, because he could do so much better. “Mmm, I’m just getting those because my friend likes Captain America,” Cutie says and oh, shit, did he say that out loud? “I’m partial to Iron Man myself.” “Iron Man’s cool an’ all,” Bucky replies, somehow managing to keep himself from running out the front door and never looking back, “but he’s not my favorite.” Cutie’s eyes flick down to the red star sticker on his wrist. “Let me guess: Winter Soldier?” Bucky clicks his tongue. “Yup.” Cutie laughs, and it’s a really nice sound that Bucky wouldn’t mind hearing again. When he’s finished ringing Cutie up, he mentions the membership that they have going and how members have a pull list and would he like to sign up?  Mentally, he crosses his fingers that Cutie says yes because it would be a shame if he only got to see him once in his life. A damn, damn shame.

So, he should be thankful that Cutie says yes and he finds out that Cutie’s name is actually Tony and Tony just moved from Malibu and it was his friend James–whom he calls Rhodey–that recommended this place to him. (He goes through a list of James in his head, and figures that it most likely is James Rhodes, who also happens to be a member. He should send him a gift basket.)

Tony ends up leaving around the same time Steve comes back from his lunch break, and Steve must have this sort of sixth sense because he sends Bucky a knowing, amused look.

Tony drops by every 2nd and 4th Wednesday, and it’s always at 12:40 PM, give or take a few minutes. His pull list isn’t particularly long–or at least, it isn’t something that he needs to drop in twice a month for, but Bucky’s not going to complain, not when he’s able to see the way Tony’s eyes sparkle when the topic crosses over to a story arc that he’s passionate about or the way the tip of his tongue pokes out between his lips when he becomes engrossed in what he’s reading. They swap stories, with Bucky finding out that Tony used to be in the robotics club when he was in high school and how his father used to tell him that comics were all “bullshit,” so that threw him off of them for a bit. He always asks Bucky if he recommends something before he leaves, if he saw that episode of Game of Thrones, or if he’s simply feeling okay.

Tony’s visits last longer and longer and longer, until it’s basically just him and Bucky talking for hours on end, their topics ranging from comic cons to what they had for dinner last night. (Steve laments how he’s always the one stuck helping customers because he doesn’t have the heart to interrupt him and Tony when they look so concentrated on each other. He begs Bucky to just ask Tony out already because he can’t take it anymore.)

Bucky ends up asking Tony out on accident. Y’see, Tony was excitedly talking about the movie adaption of Iron Man that’s supposed to be coming out soon, and Bucky blurted out that he wouldn’t mind taking Tony out to see it, just the two of ‘em and some popcorn.

Tony says that he’d love to, and Bucky wonders if he should thank Steve for going out to lunch those few months ago.

[biwenqing]

my sister, my brother, and me

I keep thinking about a modern AU based off of MBMBAM with the Jiang sibs so here is a snippet of what that might look like~

Wei Ying grinned at his siblings, and Jiang Cheng rolling his eyes while Jiang Yanli smiled back. They each had a decent microphone in front of them, having made the travel to Wei Ying's home.

"Well listeners, we have a unique recording situation today," Wei Ying said, picking up his mic carefully so it wouldn't scrape or clang as he leaned back in his chair. "We're all in one location, so hopefully Cheng will not follow through on all his threats and strangle me with a power cord."

Jiang Cheng flipped him off as Jiang Yanli spoke up, tone amused, "Don't make the listeners worry. I am seated between them, nothing should happen."

"For those of you who might be tuning in for the first time and choose this episode to start with for whatever reason," Jiang Cheng said, pen in hand and note book beside him to make any notes he needed along the way. "I'm Cheng, your babiest brother. And this is-"

"Wei Ying, your middlest brother!" Wei Ying said excitedly. Jiang Cheng winced at the volume and tapped on his headphones to tell Wei Ying to keep it down. Wei Ying moved his microphone farther from his mouth.

"And I am Yanli, your older sister and best friend," Jiang Yanli finished for them. "We have a lot of great questions to go over today, but do either of you have anything to say first?"

"Me!" Wei Ying said, and despite the distance Jiang Cheng still winced.

"We know, she was setting that up for you," Jiang Cheng grumbled, but there was a smile at the corner of his mouth. 

"You may be wondering why we are all recording together," Wei Ying said, sitting up straight. "Exciting family news! Lan Zhan and I adopted a kid. Everyone is here to officially welcome our little Yuan into the family."

"Lan Zhan, again for first time listeners, is Wei Ying's husband," Jiang Yanli said, reaching out to hold one of Wei Ying's hands. "And he and Wei Ying have been fostering little a-Yuan for a long time now, but of course couldn't talk about it due to confidentiality."

"Yes! So any like, real questions anyone has about the adoption process, you can hit me up on twitter," Wei Ying said. "We're so happy and excited."

"You want to take our first question then?" Jiang Cheng asked, pulling it up on his phone. Wei Ying nodded. "We're gonna keep things pretty fluffy today, but I think you'll like this one. An anonymous listener sent in an anonymous Yahoo: what do you name a bunny?"

Wei Ying laughed. "Lan Zhan better not have sent this in. Is there more?"

"Yes, it goes on to say: 'hey internet i have a bunny that my gf impulse bought from the county fair. it's really cute and we have all the stuff to keep it now, but i don't know what to name it. it's got beady eyes and an attitude, so none of my gf's suggestions of satin or velveteen really seem fitting. what do you name a murder bunny?'"

Wei Ying laughed, while Jiang Cheng read the question straight faced. "Let me guess, lots of answers from Watership Down in the comments?"

"What does it take to be classified as a murder bunny is my question?" Jiang Cheng asked, putting the phone down.

"Maybe the asker witnessed the bunny commit a murder?" Wei Ying suggested, as Jiang Yanli covered her mouth to stop her own laughter. "If you give a bunny a knife..."

[kegruben9598]

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Set the HTML timeout to 120 seconds to make sure GSA SER manages to register accounts on more complex sites. Usage proxies for search engines constantly. Use proxies for submission too. Tick the alternative to stop projects on no active proxies and then to restart jobs on active proxies.

They will be resurrected not long after. Replicate GSA Captcha Breaker as some other captcha solving service, for instance AntiGate, and connect it to GSA SER that method. Use ReverseProxies OCR as a second captcha solving service. Include it through GSA Captcha breaker's menu. please click www.Flowersonline.it. This will resolve tough captchas such as ReCaptcha.

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Save only the site lists to increase the performance of GSA SER and besides, these are the lists you really require in order to run this software more efficiently. Examine the choice if you will be utilizing a lot of PR filters on your projects. Backup your website notes routinely, just in case.

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Use and on a daily basis. Usage whenever you start seeing method a lot of and messages in the GSA Search Engine Ranker log. Tick the checkbox to make sure that SER is not attempting to send backlinks when your maker has no access to the Web. Usage SERengines to develop some really good Web 2.

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It's well worth it. Group your projects into job groups for a a lot easier navigation through GSA SER. Create a good and clever calling convention for both your jobs and your task groups. Set the top priority of all of your projects to start at the most affordable so that you can easily offer more attention to lagging projects later.

Erase Target URL History so that the project can start getting target URLs from the top of the website lists. gsa search engine Ranker reviews. Beware not to delete your account information. We will take a look at Tier 1, Tier 2, and Tier 3+ optimum configurations for your GSA SER tasks. Short article, Directory, Social Bookmark, Social Media Network, SEREngines posts and profiles, and Wikis.

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1% specific match, 4% partial match and LSI, 50% branding, 25% generic, 20% naked URLs. If you will be running the Tier 1 towards a parasite site i. e. YouTube, you can merely move the 50% from branding to the partial match and LSI anchors. backlinks at random areas, 0 2 authority URLs, 0 2 images or 0 1 videos.

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Short article, Online Forum, Image Remark, Microblog, Social Bookmark, Social Media, Wikis, SEREngines posts and profiles (optional). 5% specific match, 25% LSI, 40% generic, 30% naked URLs. backlinks at random locations with 33% utilizing the choice, 0 1 authority URLs, 1 3 images or 1 2 videos (GSA SER help). No limit on the PR, let the link building beast throw some link juice down to the Tier 1 backlinks.

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30% exact match, 70% LSI. Generate the material for your GSA SER jobs using Kontent Device and its pre-defined Tier 1, Tier 2, and Tier 3+ templates. Integrating it with WordAI's effective spinning properties and occasionally mixing it up with Spin Rewriter, offers you the content you will need.

If you got the time, you can also add a manual touch to make it even better. Examine the option and also add a few exceptions in the location, for instance,, etc. Depending on the age of the site, configure the quantity of backlinks permitted to be created each day.

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e. the upper Tier they point at. No point in linking to Social Bookmarks and other nofollow platforms. Yes, they benefit indexation and social evidence, but not a lot for link juice (at this moment in the space-time continuum). Check the checkbox from the tab to make sure there is randomness in the backlinks developed towards your customer URLs.

Usage for the option. setting should be checked The setting should be set to. We do not utilize search engines to scrape target URLs, so uncheck all search engines by default, 8 are selected. Only usage website lists as sources of target URLs of your project. This will skyrocket your VpM and the overall efficiency of GSA SER.

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We never utilize arranged posts, only special domains. Only when it comes to developing Tier 1 jobs with SEREngines posts and profiles solely. Only then do we permit scheduled publishing. Check all kinds of backlinks to produce. Inspect the choice and set it to a minimum of 900 seconds. Usage Yahoo emails.

Constantly evaluate your task before you start it to ensure all is good. Do not choose the Web 2. GSA SER help. 0 engine type ever, because it is not supported anymore. Usage SEREngines rather (gsa Ser Help). This was the answer I obtained from the SEREngines support when I asked why I had many error messages in my log for my Web 2.

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You can inspect the example link pyramids we have created, that are optimized for GSA SER by going to our Services page. Another very essential thing you ought to do is go to the folder inside your GSA Online Search Engine Ranker installation folder, and edit the following. dat files (these are default texts which GSA SER will use if you do not clearly specify your own content for your tasks): about_yourself.

dat comments. dat comments_forum. information comments_guestbook. dat comments_guestbook_german. dat comments_image. dat Produce your own highly spun material and replace the one currently existing within these files. Beware due to the fact that in some of them, there are macros utilized, so first, take a look at this and become aware of the technique GSA SER uses by default, and only then exchange them with your own material.

Modification these on a weekly or monthly basis to leave no footprints on search engines. GSA SER Tutorial. This is extremely crucial otherwise you risk leaving material the exact same as countless other unaware GSA SER users, which will one day come back and bite you on the ass. Not the other SER users, however the effects.

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[shy-violet-soul]

Under the Influence

Summary: When Rae gets hurt, one brother comes to the rescue. Will relocations and pharmaceuticals pry some growing feelings into the open for the other brother?  Characters: OFC Rae Himmel, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Castiel Warnings: description of injury/treatment, bad language words, pharmaceuticals, Winchester shenanigans, mutual pining, fluffity fluff fluff A/N: Oft requested, here is a continuation of Rae >>> and the Winchester brothers! Other tales about Rae & the brothers can be found on my MASTERLIST.

A huge thank you to the effervescent, enthusiastic, & estimable @pinknerdpanda​ for beta-ing this for me. So many panda-hugs to you, girl!

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Now The feel of the metal stairs scraped pleasantly under his boots as he trotted down into the war room. A long overdue supply run had kept him out for a bit - the latest batch of credit cards awaited them at the post office. Both brothers needed new socks, and the sporting goods store also had the best deal on rock salt in the hunting section. Yahoo for DIY deer licks. Shifting box, bag, and bundle, he strode his way into the library.

“Anybody home?” No answer. A brief flicker of surprise shrugged his shoulders as the items plunked and rustled to the table. Apple, cinnamon, and rosemary in the air tickled his nose, stretching a smile up into crinkles by his eyes. Rae had been busy. He’d been hoping to catch some time with her today. The silence in the bunker told him he had enough time to clean up a bit before he invited her to watch that new Marvel movie with the nonchalance he’d practiced and perfected in the car. Plan in place, he hastened his steps towards the hall before the smug, teasing brother gaze found him.

And there she was. Sprawled out on the hallway floor like a cute little pile of laundry. With her left arm bent and bandaged to her torso and a magnificent blue bruise decorating her left eye.

“Rae?”

“Hiya, there! Oh, crap, it’s him.”

45 minutes ago Bopping along to Bobby Darin, Rae gave a satisfied nod to the rosemary apple pie steaming expectantly on the counter. Hopefully, the unique recipe would dodge scorn from the brothers. A stack of Men of Letters files waiting for research were calling her name. She hip-checked an open drawer closed, scooted the towel over the oven door handle to dry, and grabbed her phone. As she turned towards the library door, the “pantry” shelves caught her attention. The jar of molasses on the top shelf had tipped over - if that sucker kamikazed and broke, that would be actual hell to clean up.

Sighing, Rae glanced over her shoulder at the folding step stool that lived behind the sink. For the boys, with their muscles for days, it was easy to extricate. For her? She’d wrenched stuck paper from copier guts more easily. Rae didn’t hesitate; she scrabbled up the shelves and reached towards the jar.

Rae would later be ready to swear on Dean’s sacred stack of vinyls that stupid jar jumped. Right off the shelf. Onto her face.

In the heartbeat it took for the pain to hit her vocal cords, Rae reared back instinctively, one foot slipping from its perch. Her feet probably could have skated for purchase and saved her if her hand hadn’t decided to kung-fu-grip the shelf on her way down. Pain ripped through her left shoulder in the same heartbeat the pain in her face caught up, mixed with the fear the brief freefall sparked. Her scream echoed through the bunker as she hit the floor. Actually, first the weird metal pole in front of the shelves, then hit the floor.

Pounding bootfalls ran in her direction.

“Rae! What the hell?!”

Now “Molasses ain’t slow, Winchester. It’s faster than two shakes of a tog’s dail. Tail’s dog. Is that right? I think that’s right.” 

Her eyes had sagged shut during her speech as he quickly crouched beside her. At his touch on her face, she dragged her eyes back open. Swollen left eyelid tried twice before the right decided to make an effort and blinked wide.

“Oh, my God, you’re so damn cute. Don’t tell Sam I said that!” 

Shock blew his own eyes saucered - right before his excited grin could appear, he cleared his throat.

“Rae, are you drunk? What happened?” he asked as he leaned to help her sit up. He hesitated, though, unsure where to grab her, so he yelled for his brother. His cute little pile of laundry sighed and smiled.

“Yep, yep, yep. Cute, cute, cute.”

43 minutes ago “Watch it, gigantor!”

“Hang on, I’ve gotta see the damage.” Rough fingers pressed carefully around her eye, nose, and cheekbone. “No fractures, just one grandaddy of a shiner.”

A pained sound growled from Rae. “That’s because all the fractures are in my arm!”

He huffed as he scooted around to her side, ignoring her grunts and whimpers as he examined what he could get to around her flinches and flails.

“OW! Watch it, that hurts!”

“Okay, okay. So, it’s fairly simple. The humeral head has been forcibly propelled out of the glenoid fossa.”

Rae glared up at him through the hot pulse of unhappy blood vessels in her face. “English, you fool! Don’t spew those big words at me!”

His lips twitched as he tried to hide a smile. She is adorable when she’s mad!

“You’ve got a dislocated shoulder there, Grace Kelly.”

Now “What’r you doin’ on the floor? I left you in your bed. Remember? You wanted my blanket?”

“What happened?”

“No blanket can hold me. I freedomed for my fought….what blanket?”

“What happened?!”

“That extra soft goldish brown one.”

Rae’s eyes were still closed as the brothers carefully hauled her to a sitting position. She sighed dreamily. “I love that blanket. It’s just like his hair. All fluffy and soft and kinda...you know, kinda….brown. I love his hair.” Her eye popped open and she stared up at blanket-owning brother. “Is that weird? That I love his blanket hair?”

The brothers stared at each other, one of them going red right up into his ears.

“What the hell happened?!?”

38 Minutes “Just amputate it and put me out of my misery!”

He rolled his eyes as he helped her move into place on the infirmary bed. “We’re not gonna amputate it. I’m telling you, I can fix this.”

The glare she shot him was all squinty suspicion. “I’m not sure I trust you, Winchester. You said that after I caught you eating my last Oaks Candy mini Melty Bars.”

“And didn’t I have Garth swing through Oshkosh after taking care of that wendigo outside Algoma? He was in cornfield heaven.”

“Yeah, yeah, whatever. Do what you’re going to do.”

Shaking his head with a grin, he coaxed her to lean forward slightly as he cupped the front of her shoulder with his left hand, his right warm between her spine and shoulder blade. “Okay. On three.” He felt her shudder as she tried to brace herself, exhaling in preparation of a deep breath. “One -”

SNAP.

Lungs empty, Rae couldn’t even squeal as she crumpled forward like a paper bag. Additional, abominable pain seared sweat into her armpits and tears into her eyes as she sucked in air, slamming her good fist into the mattress beneath her. Dropping to his knees, her tormenting saviour peered up at her worriedly. Oh crap - did I make it worse? What if I made it worse?

“You okay?”

“You - lying - no! What happened to ‘on three’?!”

He cringed as the words croaked from her tight throat, gingerly patting her knee and ready to duck if she swung at him. “Hey, I learned that move from the best. Look on the bright side. The worst is over. I’ll wrap it up real good for you, and I’ve got some fantastic pain killers!”

Carefully leaning on her good arm, Rae shot him the evilest glare from her one eye she could muster.

“You better wrap up both arms for your own protection, mister!”

My brother’s gonna kill me.

Now “I ought’a kill you!”

Dean rolled his eyes as he helped get Rae’s limp-noodle-legs into Sam’s arms. “She’s fine! I did a Boy Scout badge worthy job of wrapping her up and gave her some of that Demerol you think you hid. Rest, ice, compression, elevation - she’ll be good as new in a couple of days.” He glanced down to see his patient happily hanging her head upside down over Sam’s arm as she stared at the number on the door in front of her.

“Didja know that our...our numbers’s over 1,000 years olld? Sam told me that. Sweet, smart Sam. I love his sweet, smart brain.”

Fresh heat flooded more red up into Sam’s ears as he glared at Dean. “How much of that Demerol did you give her?”

Dean shrugged, hiding his smirk. “Two, same as I take it.” The older brother immediately took a step back when Sam’s eyes popped wide and the vein in his forehead throbbed visibly.

“You idiot! Those are 100 milligram tablets!”

“Yeah, so?”

“She’s almost half your size! Half of one tablet would have been more than plenty! I’m amazed she’s even breathing!”

“Oooooo…” Cringing, Dean took another step back as Sam tried to move Rae right side up. Her one good eye stared up Sam dazedly before she slapped her hand over his mouth.

“Rae! Stop talking! Stop saying words ‘bout Sam’s brain! And his hair. Oh, my lord, I love his hair. Shhh!”

Bitch-face-level 99 burned from Sam’s eyes over Rae’s hand, and Dean decided a tactical retreat was in order.

“I’m gonna go...somewhere...not here.”

Distantly, Rae gathered that Dean and Sam were having words, but she couldn’t marshal together enough thoughts to worry. All she knew was that she was warm, her shoulder and face didn’t hurt anymore, and she really, really liked Sam. Where was Sam, anyway?

A wonderful, floaty, rocking motion made her head spin, and something tickled her hand. Her eye slowly tracked up her arm to see her hand plastered across Sam’s mouth, and he was trying to say something. Seeing him so close filled her with pure happiness.

“Hi, Sam! Hiya! It’s Sam!”

Sam couldn’t help but smile at his little limp laundry girl as he carried her to her room. “Hi, Rae. Just hang on a second, and I’ll have you in bed.”

She plopped her head on his shoulder, sighing dramatically. “Oh, my God, he can have me in bed any time. Hoo, boy. I mean - arms. So much arms,” she drawled, poking his bicep.”

Sam almost choked on his own breath, heat arrowing through him. “What? No - I mean - not now, just - hang on,” he stammered out, striding into her room, eager to get her situated and flee before things got any more ridiculous. The gold-brown chenille blanket from Dean’s room lay in a wrestled pile on the floor that he stepped over before carefully depositing her on her bed. Trying to lift her to prop her on pillows was like trying to fold a sleeping bag - soft, sprawling, and sticking to him like static. When he finally situated her into place, he glanced up to find their faces so close, he could count the freckles on her nose. That little skip in his heart he felt so often when near her jumped to life, and the temptation to kiss those soft lips was almost irresistible.

Surrounded by warmth and strength, Rae felt blissfully safe. The scent of Sam’s cologne tickled her nose, causing a grin to tug briefly at her lips. Everything was dark, though. Why was everything dark? 

“Did Sam turn off the lights?”

“Uh...no?”

“Then, why is it so dark?”

“Because your eyes are closed.”

Oh. That made sense. With a series of facial gymnastic maneuvers, Rae managed to stretch her eye open. Sam’s topaz gaze waited for her, shining in autumn-colored glory down on her. A swirl of giddiness heralded a bloom of warmth in her chest, and she couldn’t stop the smile that threatened to stretch right off her face.

The smile lighting up Rae’s warm pecan-pie-brown gaze sent Sam’s belly flip-flopping, and he couldn’t help but smile back. Before he could blink, her mouth suddenly dropped open as she gasped in something like horror, her hand slapping over his eyes. 

“Ohmygaw, don’t look at his eyes! They’re a trap, Rae! They’re too pretty!”

Sam couldn’t stop the grunt when one of her fingers jabbed into his left eyeball, hurrying to peel her hand away before she blinded him. Blinking the pained tears away, he still couldn’t stop his smile as he rubbed the offended orb.

“You think I have pretty eyes?”

Rae’s head swam, but whether it was his dimples or whatever had happened before - memory suddenly escaped her - she couldn’t say for sure. To protect herself, she clapped her hand over her own eyes.

“The dimples of doom!” she whispered. “I’m done for.”

Fresh surprise sent Sam’s eyebrows skyward. “Dimples of doom?”

A strangled sound croaked from Rae as she sank back into the pillows. “I want to kiss them!” Just as quickly, she snatched her hand away and sent him a puppy dog look that rivalled his own. “Can I kiss them?”

Sam reeled back when he caught himself leaning towards her, steeling himself against her pleading gaze. Everything in him practically begged him to grab her, kiss her dimples, and not let her go for the foreseeable future. Hearing her drug-induced confessions set his heart pounding - he’d had feelings for her for so long. But they were just that - ramblings fueled by inadvertent opiate overdose. He couldn’t - wouldn’t - take advantage of something Rae didn’t mean.

“I think it’s time I get out of here so you can get some sleep.”

“You mean, I can’t kiss them?” She sounded downright hurt. Sam forced himself to his feet.

“Rae, you’re high as a kite on the meds Dean gave you. You won’t remember any of this tomorrow.”

Not 100% sure what he said, Rae only knew he wasn’t beside her anymore, and he looked sad. A couple of his words untangled in her brain, and she frowned.

“You listen here, Wam Sinchester. I remember stuff just fine!”

“It’s okay, Rae, just get some rest. I’ll check on you later.”

Addled though she was, the dismissal came through loud and clear. Anger tried to shove aside the drugs as she fought to sit up, failed, and settled for giving him a serious stink eye.

Sam blinked when she fixed a weird, squinty look on him, then turned to head for the door, hoping to strengthen his resolve. He failed miserably - one glance over his shoulder saw the dim light from the desk lamp shining amber lights into her wild, messy curls, and he was snared once again.

“You - you - oh!” she groused. “You say you take one fake sugar in your coffee, but you take three reg’lar ol’ sugars when you think no one’s lookin’. When you watch a for’n movie the first time, you do it without th’ sub...the subt...the words on the bottom ‘cuz you like to listen to the language. The first time I saw you came back from joggin’, I stopped breathin’ for a second, ‘cuz - damn, boy. Ever’ time you touch my shoulder an’ give me that quick smile, I can hardly stop myself from huggin’ you. You like peanut butter an’ raspberry rhubarb jam sammiches. You don’t like trail mix with dried bananas. And you!” she swore out dramatically, pointing an accusing finger at him, “you keep stealin’ my ‘spensive shampoo!”

Suddenly exhausted, her eye starting to twinge, Rae flopped back onto the pillows and burst into tears.

Sam stood frozen - shocked like he hadn’t been in a long time. A man of keen observation, Sam knew a lot about Rae. She could eat breakfast food three meals a day. She scorned Cheetos but powerhoused through Cheese Nips. Fancy scented candles gave her headaches, but lavender essential oil went with her everywhere. The first time she smiled, his heart damn near stopped. She killed him when she wore that grey tunic-length ‘Namastay in Bed’ t-shirt; the navy lace bralette she always paired it with was just visible through the light fabric, and her boobs...whoa. She always kept a hair band around her wrist, even if she wore one in her hair. And, yes, he stole her shampoo because it kept the scent of her with him.

So, yeah - he knew a lot about Rae. All the reasons why he’d fallen for her. He’d never dared hope she knew him, too.

The fat tears dripping down her swollen, purpling cheek sent Sam’s heart straight to his belly. In one quick step, he sank to his knees at her bedside, snatching up her free hand.

“I’m sorry! I’m sorry, don’t cry!”

She grabbed for him; powerless to resist her, Sam tucked her face into his neck and breathed her in.

“I tol’ you I ‘membered stuff!”

“You did. You do.”

“An’ ‘s okay you steal the shampoo ‘cause...pretty hair.”

“Thank you for letting me steal it.”

“An’ it just hurts ‘cause I want to hug you all the time. You an’ your stupid pretty eyes.”

Smiling so wide his stupid, pretty eyes nearly crinkled shut, Sam softly stroked her hair. 

“You can hug me anytime you want, Rae.”

“I can?”

“As long as I can hug you.”

Snuffling pathetically, Rae nodded against his skin. “Okay.” Completely spent, she sagged against him in a boneless sprawl. “Tired, Sam. Can’t...my eyes can’t.”

Sam gently eased her back down, stroking her unblemished cheek with his thumb. “It’s okay, Rae, you rest.”

“Stay?” she mumbled out before a slight snore buzzed from her. Sam sat for a moment, just gazing at her and basking in the warmth of shared affection. Then, he pulled off her shoes along with his own, and drew Dean’s prized blanket over both of them as he cuddled her to him carefully. Tomorrow would come soon enough to talk clearly about these confessions. For now, he was staying right where he was.

A long time later, when two gentle snores back-and-forthed in the room, Dean carefully cracked the door open, grinning smugly at the two curled up together. Closing the door soundlessly behind him, he didn’t flinch when Cas appeared in the hall.

“Did it work?”

“Like a charm. Just call me Cupid. Nope - strike that. He’s a dick. Call me...Dr. Love,” the hunter drawled out proudly, flipping a pill bottle up before catching it.

“So, I adjusted the dosage correctly to not kill Rainbow?”

Rolling his eyes, Dean turned for the library. “Yes, Cas. Just needed her under the influence enough to get those two lovesick nerds talking.”

[lovemesomesurveys]

Where is the last place you had a kiss? I don’t even remember. It was forever ago. What did you eat for breakfast yesterday? I didn’t have breakfast yesterday. When was the last time you were at an amusement park? This time last week, actually. I miss it. :( When was the last time you cried out of physical pain? I experience physical pain all the time, but I don’t remember the last time I cried out from it.  Have you ever done anything to Support the Troops? Yes.

Do you donate blood? No. I’m underweight and anemic.  Are you wearing two shirts? No. Have you ever owned the socks with toes on them? Probably. What were you the last time you went trick or treating? I don’t remember. Probably a vampire. What’s your favorite morning activity? My cup of coffee and Bible study. Can you cook? All I cook is ramen. Is there a lot of laundry in your hamper? No. When do you think you’ll have children? Never. Can you point out constellations in the night sky? I think I’ve seen the Big Dipper before while in Arizona. They have clear, beautiful night skies full of stars. What was your favorite part about studying ancient Greeks and Romans? Not my favorite subjects, honestly. Have you ever eaten a gyro? Nope. What’s your favorite flavor of Tootsie pops? I don’t care for those. Or suckers/lollipops in general. As a kid I did really like those caramel apple and Jolly Rancher suckers, though. What’s the last thing you bought at a mall? Clothes. Where did your mom go to high school? I’m not sharing that. What’s a subject you would never major in? I majored in psych, so any other subject than that ha. Even though that was a complete waste cause I haven’t done anything with that and I don’t want to. :/ I don’t know what else I would have done; though, honestly. Is there someone who you can turn to for money and not be ashamed? My parents or brother. When’s the last time you took a bubble bath? Not since I was a kid. Have you ever swam in a river? No. Are there any dirty clothes underneathe your bed? No. I have a hamper for that. I don’t like throwing clothes on the floor. What food do you love the smell of while it’s cooking? Garlic always smells amazing. And any dessert. What food do you hate the smell of uncooked? Uhhh. Has a bee ever stung you? No. Where did you last go camping? Never been. In what month do you start Christmas shopping? Last year I was good (good for me anyway) and started the first week of November. I usually wait until the end for Black Friday and Cyber Monday to get started. A lot of stores, especially online, have early Black Friday sales now. Have you ever slept in a bed with someone with bad BO? No. Do you have a favorite flavor at Baskin Robbins? It’s been like 6 years since I’ve been to one and even then I didn’t go out for/ eat ice cream that much, but when I did I usually got cake batter or strawberry. When I was younger I would get cookies and cream. Are there fast food wrappers/cups in your car? I don’t have my own car, I don’t drive. I wouldn’t keep garbage in my car if I did, though. Do you read the newspaper? No. I read my news online, usually just by the news app on my phone, or watch it on TV. What search engine do you use? Google. Have you ever posted a question on Yahoo questions? No. I’ve used Yahoo Answers many times, though. Have you ever been on a dating website? No. Have you ever had a crush on a celebrity of the same sex? No. What kind of flowers would you plant in your garden? I wouldn’t be doing any gardening. Would you rather have a flat tire or overheated car? Well, both aren’t good. Overheated car would cause more reason for concern, but possibly getting stuck in the middle of nowhere would be scary, too. What’s the safest form of transportation? By car, I guess. Or is it flying? Do you believe that kids should be taught abstinence? Okay well you said kids, and in my very strong opinion kids shouldn’t be having sex first and foremost, so yes absolutely. My first sex ed class was in 6th grade, though. Kids are curious and start hearing about things, so yes they should be properly educated on what sex is and whatnot. We learned about puberty and the anatomy and stuff at that time, as well as about condoms and birth control. Abstinence should definitely be included in that. Education on safe sex is obviously important, but they also need to know that abstinence is an option and that they don’t have to feel pressured to have sex. I personally think abstinence should be strongly encouraged until you’re a consenting adult, but I understand there are teenagers that have sex and they need to know how to go about it safely.  When’s the next time you’ll go to the grocery store? Probably this weekend. When’s the last time you went to Chuck E. Cheese? My former best friend actually celebrated her 19th birthday there lmao. I have no idea why, that’s just what she wanted to do for some reason. What’s your favorite cheese or cheese flavored food? I loveeeeee cheese.

Do you like black licorice? Yep, one of the rare few. Black jellybeans, too. Those are the only good jellybeans, honestly. As a kid when we’d get candy in class we’d trade and I always got the black jellybeans. For Easter my mom would just get a bag of ‘em haha. Can you count to 100 in another language? Yeah, in Spanish. What’s the nearest thing to you that can bounce? There isn’t anything. Do you hate cleaning? Yep. Do you clear dishes in the garbage disposal or in the garbage can? I scrape most of it off in the garbage can and then whatever little bit is left I rinse off in the sink. Do you watch anything on the E! network? Yeah, a few things. Have you ever tried out or thought of trying out for American Idol? Haha no. I can’t sing. I’m not one of those people who sing horribly but think they can sing. I know I can’t. Where’s your car keys? I don’t have a car, therefore no car keys. Did you keep any momentos of high school dances? I still have my corsage from my senior prom. It’s in a Zip-loc bag all crusty and dead lmao. Do you still have clothes from your high school dances? No. I wish I still had my dress from senior prom. I have my high school class shirts; though, and a couple from the club I was in. The last person you laid in bed with said… I don’t remember. Probably something about what happened that day. My mom and I shared a bed last week at the hotel cause my brother had the other bed. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Nope. Which celebrities would you want to hang out with at a bbq? Alexander Skarsgard, obvs. The Riverdale main cast also seems cool. Do you think you could do better drawings than Napolean Dynamite? Haha nope. What are you doing on Superbowl Sunday? It was just another day for me. Ever been to the original 13 colonies? No. Have you ever been to a concert that got out of control? No. What’s the last thing you watched on tv? I’m watching Catfish.

Whose show should be cancelled? There’s shows I don’t like and choose not to watch, but that doesn’t mean I want them cancelled. Other people obviously like them. Do you like Lindsay Lohan as a blonde? I don’t care what she does with her hair. When’s the last time you ate fruit? Is it bad I can’t remember? :X Can you jump rope double dutch? I can’t jump rope at all.

[insiteandonline]

Glossary: Beginners Guide to Internet Marketing

BEGINNERS GUIDE TO SEO:

GLOSSARY

SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZATION (SEO) & OTHER COMMON DIGITAL MEDIA MARKETING TERMINOLOGY, ACRONYMS, PHRASES & JARGON

Whether you are conducting research, indulging your curiosity or looking for services regarding SEO, you will come across terminology you may be unfamiliar with. Understanding it may prove difficult as many of these terms or phrases are not typically used in the average person's daily life. At,InSite Digital Solutions, we want you to have a better understanding of what Search Engine Optimization is, in order to share a mutual understanding of what we do and why it’s important for your business. We've compiled a list of the most common SEO & Internet Marketing terms along with easy to understand definitions, helping to answer the WHAT’s, WHY’s and the HOW.

NOTE: If you see a term that you feel needs more clarification or don't see a word or phrase you were looking for, please comment below so that it can be added to our glossary as this will continue to be updated regularly.

Constructive criticism always welcome!

*SEO TERMS, PHRASES & JARGON*

A - Z

ALGORITHM (pertaining to Google):

The formula that Google uses in order to accurately rank the top results relating to your search query. Also, it's algorithm helps to locate and remove harmful websites containing things that do not follow their guidelines such as viruses, spam or malware, protecting their online users

ANCHOR TEXT:

Typically in blue and underlined, anchor text is the clickable word or words used to make a link instead of the domain or URL. It is a good SEO practice to make sure this text relates to the page that it links to. An example would be if you saw a link for InSite Digital Solutions that looked like this: “Check out our Home page for more information!" in which the link to the site is there, however, the anchor text is in place of the website's URL

AUDIT:

Think of an audit as your yearly health check-up. However, instead of you, your website is being analyzed in order to identify any/all strengths and weaknesses. For example, you may receive results about critical issues, threats, risks, opportunities, and feedback, and the strengths and weaknesses overall. It will tell you how much traffic your site is currently pulling in, or if you need keyword optimization, or image optimization plus much more. Once you have gotten your site audit results, your SEO consultant will be able to to help create your marketing plan in order to maximize your site's potential

BACKLINK:

A backlink, also known as an “inbound link” is when a web page provides a link to another site which then “links” the two sites together. An example would be in the resource section on many sites that use outside links which take you to a separate website instead of linking within their own domain. There are two kinds: Internal & External, both defined in this glossary

BLACK HAT SEO:

This type of SEO refers to the use of unethical strategies and practices that go against Google’s rules and regulations. Be wary of those looking to make a quick buck taking the cheapest route & faster than normal results. If a website, or person in charge of it, is caught wrongfully acquiring backlinks through the use of black hat SEO tactics, it can result in complete banishment from the search engines altogether. The phrase "you get what you pay for" is applicable in SEO

**NOTE: On average, it can take a month or two for optimal SEO results to take full effect, however, when done correctly it generates a very good ROI**

BROKEN LINK:

Also referred to as a “dead link”, a broken link is a link or webpage that no longer works and cannot be accessed by an online user, due to a variety of reasons why. We’ve all seen those error pages that say "Error: 404 PAGE NOT FOUND blah blah blah", right? AKA broken link example.

REASONS YOU MAY HAVE A BROKEN LINK:

Any spelling errors in the link itself

Incorrect URL posted by website's owner

Firewall keeping outside visitors out

Link removed from the destination page (aka landing page)

BROWSER:

A browser is computer software used in order to acquire information on the World Wide Web. Examples of browsers: Google Chrome, Mozilla Firefox, or Microsoft Edge. When you make a request in your browser, you’re instructing your browser to retrieve the resources and information necessary in order to present that page on your media device

CANONICAL TAGS:

A canonical tag is a partial fragment of HTML coding that specifies the primary version, or the original main context page, for deciphering a duplicate, near-duplicate, or similar page. Google, Yahoo, and Microsoft all came together and created them to give website owners an option to quickly solve any duplicate content issues

CLOAKING:

Cloaking is a great example of a black hat SEO tactic. Cloaking is a technique used to obtain a higher search engine rank for certain keywords or phrases. Once the website is created, specific keywords are added to the pages in a way that delivers different results to a search engine's spider bots, (see CRAWLER definition) online users who visit that website are seeing completely different and unrelated content

CONTENT:

In SEO terms, you'll see the word “content” tossed around quite a bit. Content refers to as any and all information that lives on the web and can be read, seen, viewed or absorbed on the web. One of the main parts of SEO is to generate new and updated content on a consistent basis to obtain a higher Pagerank on the search engine results. As a user, it’s what I like to call the noun of the internet- the person, place or thing that you are searching for.. the main substance of the user's interest

CPC: (COST PER CLICK)

The actual dollar amount of money that you are charged when an online user clicks on your paid advertisements

CRAWLER:(SPIDER, WEB SCRAPING, SPIDERBOT)

A program or Internet bot used by search engines to analyze content, “crawl” through internal and external links, and scan the website's data from beginning to end. It’s purpose being to generate entries for a search engine index and provide efficient, relevant searches for the users to browse through

DE-INDEXING:

De-indexing happens when a website, webpage, or some sort of content is taken down or removed from its index completely (i.e. Google’s database). Once removed AKA de-indexed by a search engine, it does not show up in the search engine results for any search phrases or even with the specified URL

Some things that cause de-indexing involve many black hat SEO tactics such as hidden links, spam, phishing, malware, viruses, cloaking, etc. that strictly goes against Google's rules and regulations

DO-FOLLOW:

A do-follow link is when another website/domain (business, blog, organization, etc.) places a link to your website on one of their web pages. Do-follow links allow crawler bots to crawl through to reach your site in order to pass along Pagerank. These links get credit and value from the search engine as it provides both sites with link juice plus a (relevant and/or quality, let's hope) backlink or external link. If a webmaster is linking back to you with this link both Search Engines and Humans will be able to follow

DOMAIN AUTHORITY (DA): Developed by Moz and also known as Domain Rating (DR)

D.A. is a measurement or “score” of a website’s valuable & relevant links while also showing how likely it is to rank on the SERP (Search Engine Result Page). It is calculated by many factors, however, the quality and quantity of links seem to be at the forefront. The domain authority ranking is on a 0 to 100 scale, and this metric provides a more accurate estimation of the website's ability to get organic search traffic from Google. A higher score renders a higher value and can help you rank higher if linking to or from their site

DEEP LINKING:

Deep linking is the use of a specific hyperlink that links to a certain piece of web content on a website, rather than the website's home page or main page

EXTERNAL LINK:

External Links are hyperlinks that point at any domain other than the current one that the link exists on. For instance, another website that links to your site would be an external link for them or if you link another domain on your site, then that is considered an external link for you

HYPERLINK:

A hyperlink is a clickable link that takes you from your current domain to another domain via references called anchor texts (above in glossary).

INDEXING:

This is the process of adding web pages into Google’s giant search engine database. This is where web crawling comes into play, once the search engine has deployed it's crawler bots that have crawled through the site, it will be able to index it into the database. Think of the website as a book and the database as a library. In order to show up in the search results (library), you have to have your page crawled for content and relevancy before it can become indexed (checked into) into the library

INTERNAL LINK:

Internal links are links used mainly for navigation purposes, linking from one page of a website to another page on the same site. For instance, you may get the home page and any link on there, within the menu or throughout the content, Not only are they used to help users locate similar content and articles but also help in increasing page views and internal page rank, reducing bounce rate, and improving indexing and crawled pages.

KEYWORDS:

In the context of SEO, a keyword is a particular word or phrase that describes the contents of a web page and form part of a web page's metadata. Keywords help search engines match a website or one of its pages with a relevant search query. In other words, they are used when performing a search to help users to describe what type of content they are seeking to find

LANDING PAGE:

Also known as a "lead capture page", this is the page that a visitor “lands” when they have clicked on a Google AdWords ad or result on their result page. In essence, the page that comes up once you've clicked on its link

LSI KEYWORDS:

LSI stands for Latent Semantic Indexing. This is an equation/formula that search engines use to provide accurate search results by predicting patterns in which similar words and phrases are used to better understand the context. For instance, if you put the word “computer” into your search, you may see laptops appear on your result pages. It also helps to understand the difference between an apple you eat and Apple the brand based upon the other words used in the search. (i.e- when searching “apple” online, LSI determines whether to provide information on either the fruit or on the brand based upon other words used in your search such as “calories” and "nutrition" OR “computers” and "iOS")

LINK BUILDING:

Link Building is the process of getting other websites to link back (placing a link on their website that goes right to your website, or one of its pages) to your website, and vice versa. In some cases, you can exchange links. The higher the quality of the links you have, the better your quality and trust become, and the higher your Domain Authority score will become. It has been said that this is one of the most important parts of SEO but it’s also one of the hardest parts according to many SEO's and other marketing consultants.. and as I carried a "Back Linker" job title previously, I can completely agree with that statement!

LINK FARM:

A link farm is a questionable tactic in SEO where a website is created with the sole purpose being to get backlinks for your website or exchanging reciprocal links to try and increase search engine optimization. In laymen's terms, people create websites just to add links to it, meaning a bunch of random links for all sorts of random types of companies/sites/content, that are not directly related to a certain topic. Again, people use this as a way to obtain backlinks for their website where the quantity of links is the objective. This can hurt your SEO and Pagerank because it would not be considered a quality link or contain relevancy to the content of a website

METADATA:

Metadata is basically data that describes other data. It provides content-related information about a certain piece of data. For example, when you take a picture, some information like the date, time, location and other info is already saved once it’s taken. For example, a Microsoft Word text document has metadata that contains information about how long the document is, the name of the author, what date the document was written, and a short summary describing the content of the document. Metadata is often in the form of meta tags (See below)

META TAGS:

Meta tags are pieces of HTML source code that don't appear on the actual page, but it is in the coding to help describe the content on your site to the search engines

NATURAL LINKS:

A natural link is a link that you have obtained outside of your link building strategy, no contact was made to that site to obtain the backlink. You can acquire natural links by having high-quality content and valuable information, amongst many other things, that another website deems beneficial and relevant to their business/cause/website enough to add your link on their website/page

NO FOLLOW:

A no-follow link is typically an external link that a website does not want to pass authority ("support" or "endorse") to, then by using a snippet of HTML relation code, (rel="nofollow") Google does not transfer PageRank across these links. You don't receive credit for these links and the site crawlers cannot crawl through them. This doesn’t help in terms of it showing up in the search engine or giving credit to a site as a backlink, but there is still value within a nofollow link

OFF-PAGE SEO:

Also called off-site SEO that pertains to any efforts or strategies used outside of a website to improve its search rank. An example of this would be going to local businesses and speaking with them personally to try and get your link on their site as local SEO

ON-PAGE SEO:

AKA Off-page SEO. This is referring to all measures taken directly within the website itself, in order to improve SEO, such as creating new and fresh content for your target audience, increasing page loading speeds, keyword optimization and other examples in the infographic to the left

ORGANIC TRAFFIC:

Organic traffic refers to all visits to your website directly from search engine search results and not by a paid ad or other means

PAGERANK:

PageRank is a search engine algorithm, invented by Google founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin, that provide a ranking/measurement system for websites to determine the site’s authority and trust as well as its quality and quantity of links on a scale of 0 to 10. By ranking the pages, it provides the user with more accurate results on the results page

PPC:

Stands for Pay-Per-Click and is a form of paid advertisement where advertisers pay ad agencies whenever a potential prospect clicks on their online ad.

QUERY:

In the English language, it means a question or an inquiry. In SEO, it is similar in that it is a request for information, answers, or data from the search engine's database. In laymen's terms, your query is what you type into the search engine bar

ROI:

(Return on Investment) Pretty self-explanatory, but lets throw in some other info. For starters, ROI consists of what you have already invested in a marketing agency and the profitability of that investment. This is why you cannot guarantee SEO (Find out more about ROI and SEO here) If you are doing a Pay Per Click Campaign then the ROI is an easier calculation, if you end up with more money than spent, then you clearly have a positive ROI. It is more difficult to calculate with SEO as SEO ROI involves targeting traffic organically on the result pages (organically, meaning through the community, word of mouth, purchases, subscriptions, other sign-ups etc)

SEO:

SEO- our topic of the hour.. Search Engine Optimization is what it is known as. The best way to explain it is that we are, in a sense, trying to beat the algorithm for Google and other search engines so that the website (client site or your site) is on the right side of the equal sign (literally and figuratively). SEO is accomplished by executing multiple methods like doing continuous updates, keep on researching, staying updated with the algorithm changes, and using resources.... with the main goal of SEO being to help the website obtain a higher PageRank. Or, closest to the top of your search engine result page (SERP), as almost every online user chooses results on the first page. When is the last time you went out to the 16th result page?

SEM:

Search Engine Marketing- similar to SEO as it is used as an umbrella term. However, SEM utilizes PPC techniques and pays for links and advertisements.

**Most people ( do not click on the advertisements and go immediately to the organic results instead, which is what SEO services provide

SERP:

Search Engine Result Page. A SERP is a page of results that come up after you’ve entered your query into the search engine. Basically, exactly what it stands for

SMM:

Social Media Marketing- a form of internet marketing that uses social media platforms and networking websites as a marketing tool to promote a brand or a particular company

SUBDOMAIN:

a subdomain is just an extension of the main domain, in other words, it is a smaller part of a larger domain in the DNS (Domain Name System) hierarchy. For example: if you visit the URL ilovelamp.com, an example of a subdomain would be something like shop.ilovelamp.com, blog.ilovelamp.com, or faq.ilovelamp.com)

TARGET AUDIENCE:

Your target audience consists of everyone who is searching online for products you make or carry, services you provide, the information you've written on your page, etc. SEO aims to reach your target audience and bring these users to your site to generate traffic

URL:

Uniform Resource Locator- an identifier or specified address to locate a resource or specific piece of content on the internet

WHITE HAT SEO:

Just the opposite of Black Hat SEO, white hat SEO refers to compliant and approved tactics that are used to improve a website's SEO. No rules are broken to gain higher ranks on SERPs and only quality links with honest tactics that fall under Google’s guidelines

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SEO in detail

What is SEO?

SEO stands for Search engine optimization, it is program improvement, that is that the application of accelerating the amount and quality of traffic to your web site through organic program results. Search engines are answer machines. They exist to find, understand, and organize the internet's content so as to supply the foremost relevant results to the queries searchers are asking.

Why SEO is Important

SEO is vital not just for obtaining top quality guests from search, however, it’s additionally how to boost the user-friendliness of your web site and increase its believability. Each business needs to put resources into website streamlining. Site design improvement is the way toward upgrading your site to amplify natural traffic from web crawlers. The main web search tools are Google, YouTube, Bing, and Yahoo.

How do search engine tools work?

Search engines have three essential capacities:

1.     Crawl: Scour the net for content, trying over the code/content for every computer address they realize.

 2.     Index: Store and organize the content found throughout the travel method. Once a page is within the index, it’s within the running to be displayed as a result of relevant queries.

 3.     Rank: offer the items of content that may best answer a searcher's question, which implies that results are ordered by most relevant to least relevant.

What is web index crawling?

Crawling is that the discovery method within which search engines transmit a team of robots (known as crawlers or spiders) to search out new and updated content. Content will vary — it might be a webpage, an image, a video, a PDF, etc. — however despite the format, content is discovered by links

    Google bot starts out by taking many websites so follow the links on those webpages to seek out new URLs. By hopping on this path of links, the crawler is in a position to seek out new content and add it to their index known as alkaloid — huge information of discovered uniform resource locators — to later be retrieved once a searcher is seeking information that the content thereon URL could be a sensible match for.

What is a search engine index? Search engines method associate degreed store data they notice in an index, enormous information of all the content they’ve discovered and view ok to dish up to searchers.

Search Engine Ranking

When somebody performs research, search engines scour their index for extremely relevant content and so orders that content within the hopes of determining the searcher's question. This ordering of search results by the condition is understood as ranking. In general, you'll be able to assume that the upper a web site is stratified, the additional relevant the program believes that web site is to the question.

It’s potential to dam program crawlers from half or all of your web site, or instruct search engines to avoid storing bound pages in their index. whereas there will be reasons for doing this, if you would like your content found by searchers, you have got to initial check that it’s accessible to crawlers and is indexable. Otherwise, it’s pretty much as good as invisible.

What goes into SEO?

To understand the truth which means of SEO, let's break that definition down and appearance at the parts:

Quality of traffic: you'll attract all the guests within the world, however, if they're coming back to your web site as a result of Google tells them you're a resource for Apple computers once extremely you're a farmer commerce apples, that's not quality traffic. Instead you wish to draw in guests UN agency are genuinely inquisitive about product that you simply supply.

Quantity of traffic:  Once you've got the proper individuals clicking through from those program results pages (SERPs), a lot of traffic is healthier.

Organic results:  Ads frame a major portion of the many SERPs. Organic traffic is any traffic that you simply don't get to obtain.

What is the keyword ?

the keyword is a search query search by a user.

There are two types of keywords

1.    Short term keyword: 3 to 4 keywords

2.    Long term keyword: more than 3 to 4 keywords

Keyword research

The power of keyword analysis lies in higher understanding your target market and the way they're looking for your content, services, or merchandise.

You can enter those keywords into a keyword analysis tool to find average monthly search volume and similar keywords.

In the method of discovering relevant keywords for your content, you may probably notice that the search volume of these keywords varies greatly. whereas you actually wish to focus on terms that your audience is finding out, in some cases, it's going to be a lot of advantage us to focus on terms with lower search volume as a result of they're so much less competitive.

Since each high- and low-competition keywords may be advantageous for your web site, learning a lot of regarding search volume will assist you place keywords and choose those which will offer your web site the most important strategic advantage.

  What is ON Page SEO?

Parameters in on a page

1. Thin content

This practice created tons of thin, low-quality content across the web, which Google addressed specifically with its 2011 update known as Panda. This algorithm update penalized low-quality pages, which resulted in more quality pages taking the top spots of the SERPs. Google continues to iterate on this process of demoting low-quality content and promoting high-quality content today. Google is obvious that you simply ought to have a comprehensive page on a subject rather than multiple, weaker pages for every variation of a keyword.

2. Duplicate content

Like it sounds, “duplicate content” refers to content that's shared between domains or between multiple pages of one domain. “Scraped” content goes a step more and entails the blatant and unauthorized use of content from alternative sites. this will embody taking content and publication as-is, or modifying it slightly before publication, while not adding any original content or price. There are lots of legitimate reasons for internal or cross-domain duplicate content, therefore Google encourages the utilization of a rel=canonical tag to purpose to the initial version of the new content. whereas you don’t get to fathom this tag simply, however, the most issue to notice for now's that your content ought to be distinctive in word and in price.

Header tags are associate degree HTML part accustomed designate headings on your page. the most header tag, referred to as associate degree H1, is often reserved for the title of the page. it's like this:

<h1>Page Title </h1>

Page Title

There also are sub-headings that go from H2 to H6 tags, though victimization all of those on a page isn't needed. The hierarchy of header tags goes from H1 to H6 in digressive order of importance.

When you link to alternative pages on your web site, you make sure that program crawlers will notice all of your site’s pages, you pass link equity (ranking power) to alternative pages on your website, and you facilitate guests to navigate your website.

3. Anchor text

Anchor text is the text with that you link to pages. Below, you'll see an example of what a link while not anchor text and a hyperlink with anchor text would appear as if within the hypertext mark-up language.

4. Keyword Text

Images are the most important culprits of slow internet pages! the simplest thanks to solving for this is often to compress your pictures.

5. Alt text

Alt text (alternative text) inside pictures could be a principle of internet accessibility and is employed to explain pictures to the visually impaired via screen readers. It’s vital to possess elevation text descriptions so any visually impaired person will perceive what the photographs on your web site depict.

Search engine bots additionally crawl elevation text to higher perceive your pictures, which supplies you the additional benefit of providing higher image context to look engines. simply make sure that your elevation descriptions read naturally for individuals and avoid stuffing keywords for search engines.

Submit a picture sitemap

To ensure that Google will crawl and index your pictures, submit a picture sitemap in your Google Search Console account. This helps Google discovers pictures they'll have otherwise lost.

6. Robots.txt

Robots.txt files are settled within the root directory of internet sites (ex. yourdomain.com/robots.txt) and recommend that components of your website search engines ought to and shouldn't crawl, further because of the speed at that they crawl your website, via specific robots.txt directives.

How Google bot treats robots.txt

7. Title tags

A page’s title tag could be a descriptive, hypertext mark-up language part that specifies the title of a specific online page. they've nested at intervals the top tag of every page and appearance like this:

<head>

           <title>Example Title</title>

</head>

Example Title

Each page on your web site ought to have a novel, descriptive title tag. What you input into your title tag field can show over here in search results, though in some cases Google could change however your title tag seems in search results

What makes an effective title tag?

Keyword usage, Length, Branding makes the title effective.

8. Meta descriptions

Like title tags, meta descriptions are markup language parts that describe the contents of the page that they’re on. they're additionally nested within the head tag, and appearance like this:

<head>

<meta name=”description” content=” Description of the page here.”/>

</head>

What makes an effective meta description?

Content relevancy, length of content makes the description effective.

What is Off Page SEO?

Off page, SEO refers to techniques you will use to boost the position of an online website within the program results page (SERPs).

In general, off Page SEO needs to do with promotion ways – on the far side website style –for the aim of ranking a web site higher within the search results.

 Why is Off-Page SEO important?

Search engines are attempting for many years to search out the simplest way to come back the most effective results to the searcher.

To achieve this, they take into consideration the on-the-spot SEO factors (described above), other quality factors and off-page SEO.

Off-page, SEO provides them an awfully smart indication on however, the planet (other web sites and users) understand the actual website.

A web website that's top quality and helpful is additional seemingly to own references (backlinks) from alternative websites.

It is additional seemingly to own mentions on social media (Facebook likes, tweets, Pins, etc.) and it's additional seemingly to be bookmarked and shared among communities of similar users.

What are the advantages of ‘off-site SEO’ to web site owners?

A in off-site SEO strategy can generate the subsequent advantages to web site owners:

Increase in rankings – the web site can rank higher within the SERPs and this additionally means that additional traffic.

Increase in PageRank – Page rank could be a range between zero and ten that indicates the importance of an internet site within the eyes of Google.

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Title: Overrated Pairing: AU: Merman-Castiel x OFC Binda, Dean & Sam Prompt: merpup Summary: In her world filled with annoying, overbearing boys, Binda just wants something of her own she doesn’t have to share.  Will a kind, quiet merman have the answer? Warnings:  Salt-water fluff.  A couple of curse words. Word count: 2,200-ish

A/N:  I’m so tickled to take part in my first writing challenge!  Thank you to @siren-kitten-his for hosting “Kitten’s Mermaid Challenge”.  This is also my first AU, so I hope I did the characters proud.  A big thank you to @thesassywallflower for being my beta on this one.

Binda - “deep water” (Aboriginal Australia)

This is a work of fiction based upon characters created by CW.  The character “Binda” is my own creation.  Please do not repost without my permission.

(photo: Robert Harding, Getty Images)

With one final grunt of effort, Binda flopped onto her belly and sighed in contentment.  Creating the perfect resting spot took more fussing than a mama sea turtle digging a nest for her eggs, but it was worth it!  The gentle hill of sand she had studiously constructed curved her spine into a gentle arch as she pillowed her face on her crossed arms.  Sheltered here from the currents, Binda smiled as she felt herself sink into a welcome nap.

It was damn hard to get any peace with those two around.

“Bee!”

Damnit.

“Maybe she’s not here, Dean.”

“Nah, Cas said he followed her here.”

DAMNIT!  Binda growled as their voices echoed above her.  She should have known those dumb gobies wouldn’t leave her be.  She also should have known that nosy codfish was going to tail her.

“C’mon, Bee, come out, come out, wherever you are!”

Maybe if she just kept quiet, they’d go away...a clam dropped onto her head and frantically skittered away.

“Ow!” she squawked, flopping upright and glaring upwards as she rubbed the sore spot.  

“Hiya, princess!”  Bright green eyes glinted down at her above Dean’s trademark smirk.  Sam drifted into view, his gaze apologetic, as both brothers blocked out the sunlight drifting into her precious coral cave.  Luckily, her gargantuan brothers were too big to fit through the opening.

“I tried to stop him, Binda.”

“Obviously not hard enough,” she grumbled as she plunked herself back onto the sand.  The poor terrorized clam was struggling to bury itself, and Binda crooned to it soothingly as she sluiced a handful of sand on top of it.  

“Aw, don’t be like that, Bumblebee.”

The childhood nickname grated on her already raw nerves.  “It’s ‘Binda’, Dean.  Go away.”

A chunk of dead coral thunked on her head next, getting tangled in her gypsum-white hair.  Days of being pestered, bedeviled, and hounded suddenly burned like sand in a fresh coral scrape.  Binda snarled, a snap of her tail shooting her straight to the cave’s mouth.  The groans from both her brothers as her skull slammed into their noses was worth the sudden headache.

“What. Do. You. WANT?” she roared into their faces.

“Great Whites, Binda, what the hell?” Dean groused, rubbing between his eyes gingerly.

“I didn’t even do anything this time,” her taller brother whined from behind his hands.  

“Sorry, Sam,” she huffed, crossing her arms over her chest.  “Seriously, just leave me alone, guys!  What’s a girl gotta do to get some peace and quiet?”

“Calm your clam shells, toots.  Geez,  Binda, are you heading into your egg-laying season?”  

Red.  She literally saw red.  Dean literally never saw her right hook coming.

“Son of a bitch!” Blood ribboned into the water from Dean’s nose as Binda turned to glare at Sam.

“Don’t look at me! Chasing you was his idea!” Sam yelped, his gold-striped grouper tail scrambling him backwards.

Binda ignored him, stabbing one slim pointer finger towards her brothers.  “You two listen to me!  If you follow me, I will harpoon you in the Amazon in the middle of a piranha colony!”  Infuriated beyond belief, Binda spun and waved her powerful tail, surging away from them.  “And don’t think I won’t do it!”

Weaving amid flurries of fish, Binda ignored Sam’s shout as she swam away.  It’s not that she didn’t love her big brothers; she did, truly.  With their mother gone and their father always away, they’d practically raised her.  From the first toddling flip of her dorsal fin, her brothers had been there for her through it all.  No mermaid in all the seven seas ever had better brothers.

They were always there for her.  Really.  Always frickin’ there.  

If it wasn’t Dean needling her to go treasure hunting, Sam had his latest scroll he just couldn’t wait to share.  They were there in the mornings, eating her favorite North Pacific krill.  They were there to swim her home after her lessons, glaring off any cute mermen she even blinked at.  They were there in the evenings, arguing over which lagoon to hit for dinner.  As much as she loved them, Binda felt like she couldn’t breathe sometimes with how always...there...Sam and Dean were.

Distracted by her thoughts and frustrations, Binda didn’t check the corner before banking around a coral outcropping and plowed headfirst into something.

Someone, actually.

The someone in question flailed backwards at the force of their collision, straight into a swarm of visiting electric eels.  The alarmed critters sputtered and thrashed, snapping great sparks into the unsuspecting soul thrust into their midst.  Binda shrieked, darting forward and grasping a wrist to yank him out of the spitting, arcing tangle.  The merman collided heavily into her, his face smashing into the curve of her neck and shoulder.  Hissing with displeasure, the eels hurried on their way.

Gasping to catch a breath, Binda leaned back just as the mystery merman did.  She found herself snared by a pair of astonishingly blue eyes.

“Castiel?” she asked dazedly.  The merman straightened and moved away, rotating his shoulders a bit stiffly.

“That was unpleasant,” he rumbled in that deep voice.  

“Oh, my gosh, Cas!  Are you okay?”  Binda’s gaze flitted over him, searching for injuries.  

“I’ve sustained no permanent damage.”

“What are you even doing here?” she quizzed the merman, her brows twitching with confusion.

“I, uh -” the dark-haired mer glanced downwards, rubbing the back of his neck a bit sheepishly.  “I followed you.”

Binda’s eyes popped open at the remark.  “You followed me?”  Exasperated anew, Binda flung her arms up.  “Of course you did!  Everyone follows me!”

Cas cocked his head to the side, squinting at her.  “I do not think everyone follows you, Binda.  There are many species in our cove who aren’t…” His voice dwindled off when the mermaid levelled a hard glare in his direction.  “Nevermind.”

“Oh!  What is it with you mermen?!  Can’t you leave me alone for even a second?” Frustration rolled off the maid in waves, and Cas couldn’t help but stare.  The current washed around them just so, billowing her white, waist-length locks around her in tantalizing tendrils.  Her gorgeous tail, the bright gold and orange of a fan goldfish, gleamed about her in delicate, flowing fronds.  It reminded him of the fancy dress adorning a human woman he’d seen on a distant shore long ago.  Her green eyes, different from her oldest brother’s, shone brighter than any anemone, like a gem he’d spied in a wreckage.  Practical soldier though he was, Cas was convinced Binda’s smiling gaze could soften the hardest of hearts.

That gaze wasn’t smiling at him now.  

“I’m sorry, Binda.”

“No, you’re not!”  She advanced at him, wagging a finger under his nose.  “If you were sorry, you wouldn’t have told those two yahoo brothers of mine where I was!  For carp’s sake, Castiel!  You three are gonna be the death of me!”  Her ire growing with each moment, Binda began swimming a line in front of Cas, arms gesticulating wildly.  “When I wake up, there they are!  When I go out, there you are!  I can’t even go browsing for new top shells alone!  Can’t I, just once, have a moment to myself?  Have something that’s only mine that I don’t have to share?”

“I just...”

“What, Castiel?  Just - what?”

“I just....want to make sure you’re safe.”  With those words, all the ire drained out of her like air out of a puffer fish.  This amazing, strong, handsome merman wanted to make sure she was safe.  Binda would be lying if she said her heart didn’t flutter about the serious Castiel.  While the other mermaids fawned over Dean’s vivid green and black cichild scales, or Sam’s bright gold stripes, Castiel’s midnight blue and black betta tail had always caught her eye.  Different from any other mer, Cas possessed an extra set of fins separate from his tail.  Thin, nearly translucent, the two long slender fins hung from his shoulders like wings.  Chest muscles she’d blushingly admired bore an intricate tracery of gold in some ancient script - Enochian, Binda had heard Sam call it once.

Yes, Castiel was altogether quite the catch, pardon the phrase.  But it was his quiet, gentle presence Binda most enjoyed.  He often joined her as she tended the Pearl Reef, sometimes sitting with her as she rested in the quiet away from the busy-ness of cove life.  He’d point out some bright flag of seaweed that made a picturesque splash against the rocks, or tell her about the seahorse hatchlings he’d seen the day before.  Binda had always hoped she might catch affection in his gaze one day..

But his gaze held only duty, just like always.

Binda’s shoulders sagged at the thought.  It wasn’t Cas’ fault, really.  Her father or her brothers had probably told him to keep an eye on her.  Trying for nonchalant and failing, Binda drug up a half-assed smile for the merman.

“It’s alright, Castiel.  I’m sorry for yelling.  I think I’ll head on home now.  I’ll see you later.”  With a wave of her side fins in farewell, Binda took herself off for the family caves.  

Castiel sighed, brow creased in frustration as he watched her go.  This wooing was much more difficult than he anticipated.  He didn’t dare ask Sam or Dean for advice.  He needed help from someone who wouldn’t laugh at him.  And he knew just the one!

In a flurry of blue-black fins, Castiel took off for the friendliest corner of the cove.

Curled up under a large network of seaweed fronds, Binda lay quietly, staring up at the surface.  The sun above shimmered like hammered silver in fleeting glimpses between the leaves.  She huffed a sigh as she rolled to her side, twitching when something tickled her.  One, then two, then five little pink seahorses poked their wee heads up above her fins.  Binda smiled as she held out her hand to let them weave between her fingers playfully.  

The boys had mercifully left her alone, and Binda had it in her heart to feel bad.  Almost.  At least for making Dean bleed. Although, she wasn’t going to waste the peace and quiet gifted to her.  And if her smile looked a bit mopey - well, her peace and quiet were the only ones there to see.

“Shhh!”  The muffled sound barely caught her attention, but it did that of the seahorses.  The little creatures bobbed forward curiously, and Binda waved herself upright.  

“Hello?” she called out.

“Uhhh…” Binda would know that confusion anywhere.

“Castiel?”  She swam a bit higher to see over the seaweed; the merman seemed to be hunched weirdly backwards, like his anal fin was caught in his wings or something.  “Are you alright?”

“I - I consulted Garth about my quandary,” he spouted out, his cheeks a bit flushed with...what?

“Oh.  What quandary?  Can I help?” Binda asked, her eyes tinged with concern as she swam nearer.  

“No.  Yes.  I - I -” The poor mer couldn’t seem to make up his mind; the expression on his face looked like he might spontaneously combust.  Was he ill?  He suddenly lurched, his features contorting in discomfort.

“Cas, did those eels hurt you?  Let me see!”  Binda demanded, approaching him determinedly.

“No!  Uh - this is for you!”  The poor soul looked almost green as he thrust something into her arms.  Binda’s arms instinctively closed around it, and the mass came alive as it wriggled and whined and…licked?

The merpup was all white, fur soft as the sand from a place called Puerto Rico her father once visited.  His gleaming scales were iridescent green, showing hints of blue and purple in the light.  And the black eyes that looked up at her had her falling in love in a heartbeat.

“Oh!” she exclaimed, cuddling the little pup under her chin.  Her happy laughter splashed out when sweet puppy kisses found her jaw and cheek.  “Oh, Castiel, thank you!”

“Please accept this canine as a token of my affection for you.”  Castiel thought he spoke out loud but he wasn’t sure.  His heart was pounding so hard with nerves, he honestly thought he might throw up, but Binda’s blinding smile distracted his queasiness.

At Castiel’s mumbled proclamation, Binda’s heart skipped and skipped again.  Without thinking, she wrapped an arm around those broad shoulders and smushed a happy kiss to his lips.  A spark that had nothing to do with any eels leapt between the two, painting matching flushes on both faces.  

“Th-thank you, Cas, I accept!” Binda managed to stammer out.

“That’s...reassuring to hear.”  Binda’s smile widened as Castiel’s shoulders sagged with relief.  The pup continued to whine happily, yipping as he craned his head to swipe more kisses on Binda’s face.  “I don’t know how much peace and quiet you’ll find with him”

“Peace and quiet are overrated!  What should we call him?” she cooed, reaching up to scratch the little ears.

“Garth said his name is Mr. Fizzles.  Which I find confusing because this canine emits no effervescence of any kind.”

Pure delight echoed in the chuckles Binda couldn’t hold in, and she beckoned the merman with a bob of her head as she cradled the merpup closer.

“Come on!  Let’s get him settled!”  

Snared by that blinding smile, all for him, Castiel couldn’t help but follow.  The two spent a lovely hour getting Mr. Fizzles comfortable, and Binda eagerly waited for her brothers to return home so she could show him off.  Her pup and her Castiel. 

(very sad photo editing by me of a very cute puppy)