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this is an official callout for @spookblem who asked me to watch the toilet anime so i watched the toilet anime and have acquired New Sons and now they are sad and eme if ur out there Fuck You 

(ily bb but god if u recommend me anything else with lovers suicide pact its your eternal mockery on the line)

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plus even if he does make good money drawing the same girl over and over again good on him?? like he made it, he figured it out, he has reached the unreachable goal of make a living on art. 

Even if you look at the pictures of the just “A Girl” you can see the variety of styles that girl is drawn in, its impressive the amount of detail and range he can get from the same type of subject

so fuck off with your art elitism!! the guy is good, makes cool art and people fucking like his work, as long as hes not hurting or contributing to the hurt of others hes good!! Just cause you’re a jealous sack of shit dont mean you can fuck with someone whos got it figured out

i hate this dude with a burning passion. its just the same girl all over again. hes some russian dude who lives in japan n everyone thinks this is dope but like its all the exact same piece. he makes a living out of this

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currently writing an essay on the self-othering property of womanhood and Feeling Some Kind Of Way

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Call out post for @i-hate-bald-people

Stephanie "Bibble" Peeboob is a menace to both me and society

Things they do

Has threatened to pee on everything I own

Won't stop posting about green men

Spongebob toe incident

Won't admit fault about cowboy sweat

Bibble posting

Non stop bad porn

For an hour bullied @freezable-fruitshapes about their taste in women constantly pointing to mall mannikins asking if that was their girlfriend and laughing about it

Dont like my otp >:(

I recommend you block them on site before exposure to thier silly shenanagins

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as much as i hate katy perry she did really come through with the chandelier 

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yall im so tired

if you aren’t struggling to get down the runway i!! don’t !! care!!

go home!!!!!!!!!

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GUYS I GOT MINECRAFT AGAIN

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I'm pretty sure “nihkee” is a reference to Nike the greek goddess of victory

and Moolah is pretty straightforward as money

so our new blue gal is out here for those GAINS

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I need to go the FUCK to sleep

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St Louis Gothic

your legs itch. your arms itch. you itch your shoulder. you keep itching till you bleed. “those damn mosquitoes” you say. there is blood everywhere. you keep itching

the streetlight turns off as you drive by it. it’s dark. it should not be this dark. the moon is full. why is it so dark? you wake up in your bed with no memory of the last week. you look outside, the streetlight is broken. 

you stop at the stop light. it feels like hours have passed. days? you check your clock. its been a minute. the light is green. the car behind you honks. you pull up to the next light, it’s red. time stretches.

today its 65 degrees. tomorrow it will be 105. the next day it will snow. you think that nature is fucking with you. its 96 and raining. the humidity seeps into your bones. your neighbor asks “so how about that weather,” “great,” you reply. It’s beautiful out today. 

there is a McDonald’s sign, it glows. there is only the McDonald’s sign. they sky is black but the McDonald’s sign glows. you think you will have McDonald’s tomorrow. 

there are dogs barking. there are always dogs barking. there are more dogs than usual. you pass by them on the street, they have leashes but no owners. you haven’t seen your neighbors in a while. there are dogs barking. you should walk your dog.

“the highway has construction again,” your coworker tells you. “which highway?” you ask. “the traffic will be bad,” they say. 

there’s a mixer tomorrow. you should go. it’s a great way to meet people. everyone you know is there, and only one stranger. the stranger’s eyes are hollow. there’s another mixer tomorrow. you should go.

there’s a game this saturday. you don’t really care for baseball but you are a cardinals fan, we are all cardinals fans. you have tickets for the game this saturday. you don’t remember driving to the stadium. it’s not saturday. you wear a red shirt. this shirt wasn’t red originally. CHARGE!

you see a hawk. you see another hawk. their eyes follow you. you don’t look at the hawks. you go to work. there are no hawks when you get back. the next morning there are still no hawks. there is a pile of feathers on your porch. you pretend it means nothing. there is a human eye in the feathers. you ignore it. 

your friend Susan called it Panera. you haven’t seen Susan in a while, you don’t think you’ve ever had a friend named Susan. man you sure do love Saint Louis Bread Co.

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Im sorry but nothing in fiction will ever top the sound of sam FUCKING DECKING DAMIEN IN THE FACE UPON MEETING HIM 

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Im fucking pissed

a lot of things in shows have made me upset before because of how ‘problematic’ they are, and i know RVB has a history of really shitty jokes. But honestly what the fuck? Why would they do this to Sister?

 “””””””””Bi Phase””””””””””???? 

excuse me????

just let her be Bisexual! or Pansexual! You dont have to be shitty about it. And yeah Im mad at the writer of the joke but im pissed at Rooster Teeth too. That had to go through a shit load of production and still wasnt cut. I honestly thought they grew up a little in the last, idk, 4 seasons or so but i guess i was wrong. >:( 

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honestly car boys is somewhat transcendental

there is ridiculously beautiful imagery in there

eldritch gods, impossible places 

it gives me inspiration i didn’t know i was capable of feeling

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im going to start queing my car boys content because im Too Excited about there being just so much fan art and such after the finale!! like for once the entire tag is polygon content and not nonsense

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the only personal information i will probably ever post

@audhulm-a said i could so

Name: Hannah (for now)

Nicknames: hannah is not a nickname-able name

Zodiac sign: Aquarius

Height: 5′7″ ish

Ethnicity: fucking white trash

Fruit: apples peaches POMEGRANATES

Season: spring i guess but i love all of them

Flower: partial to daffodils & peace roses

Smell: vanilla cookies

Colour: grey 

Animal: cats

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate? hot chocholate for sure but only when you make it with milk

Average sleep hours: probably like 3-4 lmao

Cats or Dogs: both? both are good

Favourite fictional character: Agent Washington from RVB is my current fave but Dave Strider will always hold a special place in my heart

Ideal Trip: fuck dude… rome? i went once and it was gorgeous

Blog Created: time is hard :( whenever tumblr says i joined this is still my original blog 

whoever man. Just do it