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ihatebnha · 2 years

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"or just make kiri do it" man..... that man has literally seen ever part of baku squad & u cannot convince me otherwise.. always getting roped into something not like he's complaing tho lmao

(in reference to making kiri shave bakugo’s nuts...)

YOU’RE SO RIGHT!!! And I really wanted to save this ask for when I had time to expand, because... yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He’s the guy they/you go to for EVERYTHING. Need help shaving your balls? A splinter pulled out of your butt cheek? A nasty back pimple popped? Yes, he’ll absolutely do it... and those probably aren’t even the worst things that he’s seen.

Definitely seen everyone naked outside of the locker room at least once (even Mina, probably. Gave her his shorts and shirt once when her dress went kaput at an event). The one who always knows what to do when there’s tummy trouble, or a broken condom. He’s not even the mom friend but for some reason has wipes in his car.

It’s manly to be there for your friends! To stay calm and help when there are emergencies!!!

And I just... I know this was about doing something for Bakugo so you didn’t have to... but if he happened to have feelings for YOU at the same time? Whether or not you were in a relationship... it would suck so hard to be the guy you always asked to fix your bra straps, if he could see your panty line, period stains, ANYTHING.

Not that he wouldn’t do it so kindly and genuinely, but... acting like a boyfriend when he wasn’t one would hurt. Gotta make it up to him one day!!!

Til then, though... more adventures trying to get a popcorn kernel out of Denki’s nose.

#kirishima #like... crying at the thought of asking him how u look when he's not ur date to the party #sdkjfashdjf finding out i was hurting him would be like. ok now i have to date u immediately #as usual i have to make it about you lol #sorry hehehe #no but this is soooo canon he's definitely the accidentaly mom friend #maybe not even mom friend the DAD friend #doing stuff dads usually help with #LMFAO THO i was gonna go a lot nastier like... pulling stuff out of someone's A*S #and i mean he would... *eyes emoji*#but i didnt want to like. alienate anyone LOL #anyway asking him to finish ur bikini wax when someone did a bad job #or like ur dating and abt to frick and ur like #hold on... lets do doggy so u can check that the waxer got every hair #and if they didn't making him pull out the strips #LMFAO BYE #ask #anon #caitie things #fave #queue #menstruation tw

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