#sdmn preference

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simon proving that he has skillz to you

you’re sitting across from simon in town, listening to his rambles about how much skill he has. out of nowhere, jide throws a grape into the air at simon and he gracefully catches it in his mouth. “see i do have skillz.” simon smiled, munching on the grape happily. you frowned jokingly, “that’s not fair, jide aimed it at your mouth.” jide just chuckled at both of you as you quarried jokingly.

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Sexting

Wow i disappear forever and then come back with this shit. I know i’m sorry. As always this is (mildly) explicit. I also added Chris because why the hell not. I know he’s not sidemen but shh let me live.

Josh: Josh: How's my baby girl? You: She's good daddy! Just misses your hands on her body :( You: She misses your cock too... You: Especially when she gets to bounce up and down on it ;) Josh: Well maybe if she stops texting me and comes downstairs she can have that cock she craves so much... You: Aw but daddy I don't want to mooovveeee. Why don't you come here and see how wet I am for you o:) Josh: Fine. But you better have your legs spread for me baby You: Anything for daddy :)

Simon: You: Done with editing yet? Simon: Nah, why? You: Aw :( I wanted to show you something too Simon: Send a pic then? You: But that would ruin the fun Si... You: I'm sure you'd rather see these stockings in person. Simon: You're a bitch You: Only for you ;) Now stop editing for five minutes You: Unless you want me to entertain myself... Simon: Don't even think about touching yourself or I'll spank that pretty ass of yours.

JJ: JJ: You busy? You: Yeah why what's up? JJ: Fuck, I just really want you to come over You: And why's that? JJ: Because I can't stop thinking about how hot you look on your knees with my cum dripping down your thighs You: Jide stop, how am I meant to focus? JJ: Focus on the thought of me fucking you senseless? You: I hate you JJ: Does that mean you're coming over? You: Yes JJ: I'll have my cock ready and waiting

Tobi: You: Tobessssss can you come over? Tobi: I'm kinda busy why babe? You: Because I'm really horny and I want to just bounce on your cock :(( Tobi: Woah shut up I'm with the boys You: I don't care, your girls needy Tobi: And my girl needs to wait until I'm home You: Fine :( Guess I'll ask someone else to eat me out then You: Someone who'll appreciate my pretty pussy... You: :) Tobi: God you know exactly how to wind me up. I'll be home soon, don't even fucking think about getting yourself off

Ethan: You: I really miss your hands :( Ethan: ?? You: Mine never feel as good when I touch myself :(( Ethan: Babe... You: They never make me shake with pleasure like yours do You: And they can never make me come the way you do Ethan: Well you could of just asked, you know I can never say no to you You: I could of...but it's fun to tease you first, get your hard and wanting before I spread my legs for you ;) Ethan: Ahh I hate you You: No you don't ;) And you better hurry up, or I'll come without you...

Vik: Vik: Hey Princess, can I ask you something? You: Sure :) Vik: Would you ever do anal...? You: Wow, someone's a dark horse ;) Vik: Shut up You: Why? Don't you wanna hear how much I want your dick buried in my tight ass ;) Vik: Maybe... You: Good, because you know how much of a slut I am for your dick You: Especially when it's deep inside me You: Making me beg for more Vik: Fuck you You: ;)

Harry: You: Hey baby! Hope you're having fun :* xxx Harry: Kinda. Ain't the same when ur not here to sort my drunk ass out. Harry: Or to be my fuck toy... You: Someone's horny ;) Harry: Can't really blame me, anyone would miss your tight pussy ;) You: Stop it!!!! Harry: Bite me ;) You: Oh don't worry. I'll make sure to leave marks on you everywhere the minute you're home xx Harry: I can't fucking wait

Chris: Chris: Miss you :( x You: Mm I bet you do ;) x Chris: Stop I'm in public x You: You don't really want me to stop do you :p x Chris: No... You: Good, because I can't wait for you to get home, missed your dick too much :'( x Chris: You're a fucking tease x You: Just wanna get on my knees and wrap my lips around your cock, you know how much I love hearing you whine for more ;) xx Chris: Great, now I'm sporting a hard on. You better fucking sort that out later Miss x You: Oh don't worry, I will ;) xxx

[inter-somniac]

Strike Force

Simon X Reader Fandom: Sidemen Requested(?): Yes Part 2 of You Make Me Proud ***WARNING***: mild violence

ESL Cologne. SDMN Gaming had become the underdogs once again. You knew that it was ridiculous, but all the commentary and interviews were starting to get to you. You knew Simon was getting frustrated too. You could see it on his face, even if he was across the room. Your relationship was still under wraps because no one knew what repercussions might come if word got out. “The Sweetheart of CS.” You shot Thorin a look, finally taking your eyes off Simon. Thorin had never been your favorite. He was always quick to criticize SDMN Gaming and you specifically. “I’d prefer a little less demeaning nickname.” The room went silent. Every player in the room knew you had a quick and sharp tongue, but none of the casters had ever evoked its wrath. The snide look on Thorin’s face, egged you on. “And maybe a caster who’s a bit less concerned about what’s between my legs and more about my 1v5 stats.” Josh was across the room faster than you’d ever thought possible, but not quite fast enough. Thorin’s hand struck your cheek hard enough to turn your head and make you a bit weak in the knees. Josh caught you before you could make it all the way down and that was when the yelling started. Simon was in Thorin’s face and shouting quite loudly. “You better hope we don’t press charges! You physically assaulted one of our players and-” “Simon.” Your voice was quiet, but it stopped him dead in his tracks. He turned as soon as he heard that quiet little voice and he came to you.  He took you from just and ran a finger across your cheek. The room was still silent, all eyes on you and Simon. Your cheek was definitely starting to swell, but you knew now wasn’t the time to make a scene. You pushed Simon away and escaped the crowded main room, finding your way to a quiet back hallway. “Y/N? Y/N, stop walking.” Simon was right on your heels and when he caught up with you, he pulled you into his arms. You wanted to be strong, but a few tears slipped out. This was another reminder. You were an outcast and you were always going to be one. “I’m here. I’m right here.” “I don’t belong here, Simon.” “Nah, stop it. You know that you wouldn’t be here if you didn’t deserve it. We hand picked our team and we picked you. Because you play this game well and you know how to play, to play the crowds. You’re good at what you do, and everyone loves you for it.” “Not everyone.” “I love you.” The statement hit you like a punch to the gut. Your eyes widened and you stared up at his big blue eyes. “Simon-” “I don’t expect you to say it back.’

[nerissa98]

okay HELLO. 1. post a picture of yourself (YOU HAVE TO DO IT no excuses) 2.write at least 5 things you love about yourself 3.write 5 things you love the most about your fave sdmn or one of their friends 4. your fave drink 5. do u like when it's chilly outside? 6. recommend a few of your fave blogs bc we all need to follow more sidefam members 7. send this to your friends

Hi love ❤ 1. I'll post a pic afterwards :) 2. Okay this is hard... I like my eyes, I'm caring, I can sing decently, I laugh a lot and I can bake really well3. My fav has to be Simon. I love his laugh, I love his jokes, I love his dimples, I love that he randomly breaks out in song (I do that too so #relatable) and I love that he can take a joke. People give him shit for being single, instead of getting angry he goes along with it.4. I've been drinking chocolate milk quite often in the past couple days, so either that or just plain water :)5. I LOVE IT!!! I'm that kind of person that prefers winter over summer 😊6. @minikray I really like what she posts@imaginejsugg I live for the imagines!! The writing is SOOO GOOD!!@mintersmini Is so incredibly sweet!! Just go and follow her :) If someone is not following all of the Fairy Squad... You should, because these guys are amazing. Go ahead and follow @line-sidemen @sdmntrxsh @sdmnandfriends @xix-baezinga @minibaeminter @anotherbxttledown @littleminter @eeneranivas @monikathecatt @lachlanminter @lovvelyxdreamer @zoevanwinkle @dylpicklesprays @luxlikemendes @sparky7082 @breejizzle @cocoxxsx @katiezerk @smileydraws @sydneyxix damn... That's a lot of people... It's worth it, because I love my squad ❤🌸7. Pretty sure my friends already have this send to them, because of you hun. ;)

[side-angel]

Ships

<p>Send me a little description of who you are (what you look like, what you like, etc) and I will ship you with someone! If you have a specific preference (sdmn, non-sdmn, etc) be sure to tell me! I’ll even include a little blurb thing for you guys :)</p>

[sdmntrxsh]

Rules: Answer the questions & tag a few amazing followers you would like to get to know better. Tagged by: @line-sidemen Name: Kamora Nicknames: Kay (I prefer this way more than my real name) Zodiac sign: Cancer 🦀 Height: 5'3" (160cm) I’m literally shorter than Vik Orientation: Straight Favorite color: Blue Favorite animal: A dolphin or a wolf Average sleep hours: I’ve been sleeping 8 for about a month now but for a few months I was sleeping 10 hours a night 😬 Cat person or dog person: Definitely dog Dream trip: Anywhere really but especially somewhere I can meet my internet friends 💙 Blog created: July 2nd 2016 Current number of followers: 342 (I just got 300 less than a week ago ily)

I tag @minibaeminter @pizzabandsyoutube @sidebae-xix @sdmnkings @sdmn-chic-trash @wroetosivan @skatesamelia and anyone else who wants to do it (I’m sorry if you’ve already done it)

[wroetominter]

Hiya, I was just wondering if you could possibly link some of your favourite accounts who write Simon imagines please, preferably with a master list. I've read all of yours and they are absolutely brilliant, but I'm in need of new material lmao. Thank you love x

Thank you for reading and enjoying mine! I recommend @side-angel @inter-somniac @sdmn-melts @sidemen-basic @sydneyxix there are a few more that I will tag soon!

[dutyfree57322-blog]

SDMN imagines / preferences - what you love about him

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harry and you face timing ft. simon

you’re on facetime to your gorgeous boyfriend harry when you see simon’s head poke up from behind harry. you stifle a laugh as he motions you to keep quiet. harry looks concentrated as he’s trying to find an important email to read to you. out of nowhere, simon’s head pops out and bites harry’s arm. harry quickly pulls away and lets out an uneasy laugh. simon laughs and you join him making harry frown at you in a joking way.

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simon dancing in a store

you point his heavy camera towards the twat who’s wandering around tiger in awe. you hear him gasp and you look at him with a questioning look on your face. he looks around the store before picking up two disco ball lights and starts dancing. you laugh and film him whilst people stop and stare. this is why you’re dating him.

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Sexting (Part 2)

A nonny wanted more sexting so as promised here it is. I missed Tobi out purely because i was running out of ideas and didn’t want to seem too repetitive so i’m really sorry for that :( But hey bonus Cal for all you hoes! Anyway i hope you enjoy <3

Josh: Josh: You need to fucking behave You: What did I do? o:) Josh: Don't act all innocent Josh: You know exactly what you was doing You: What was that daddy? Josh: Wearing that ridiculously short skirt, bending over, you know everyone could of seen you? You: Maybe I wanted them too, why do you think didn't wear panties today :) Josh: You're being a very naughty girl today, do you need a spanking? You: I don't know daddy, do I? Josh: With how cheeky you're being yes you do. Come upstairs, I want you bent over my nap 

Simon: You: Why am I stuck at uni when I could be in bed with you rn :(  Simon: Because someone insisted on "studying" elsewhere You: You could give me encouragement to actually work though :(( Simon: Like what? You: Oh I don't know, everytime I finish a chapter I get to give you a blowjob ;) Simon: Now you're just being a tease You: And if I'm a really good girl and finish a full unit I'll let you do anything you want to me  ;) You: I even have a special something I want to show you... Simon: I'll pick you up in 10 minutes You: ;)) JJ: JJ: I have a surprise for you when you get home You: Yes? JJ: You want me to tell you now and ruin the surprise?! You: Jide come on, work is boring and I need something to look forward to :( JJ: Okay okay JJ: I bought you a collar You: What? JJ: Yep! A pretty pink lace collar with a matching leash, so now you really can be my pet   You: And you can be my master? JJ: Of course ;) You: Fuck, you're making me so wet just at the thought JJ: My little kitten is already making a mess ;) You: Stop it JJ: Can't wait for you to get home kitten ;)

Ethan: You: I'm so wet rn You: Just been thinking about all the things you could be doing to me You: All the things I want to do with you Ethan: Babe it's 9am, can't you at least wait till I'm more awake You: But that would ruin the fun ;) You: Are you already hard? Ethan: Yeah You: Good, I want you to touch yourself and send me a pic Ethan: Who put you in charge? You: o:) Ethan: You need to stop getting so cheeky You: What are you gonna do about it? Ethan: Punish you if I have to You: Guess I'll keep being a bad girl then Vik: You: I can't wait for you to finish up editing, gonna make you come so fucking hard Vik: Oie! You: What o:) Vik: Stop it You: Noooo, I don't want to. I'd rather tease you so your nice and hard for when I suck you off :) Vik: The more you message me the longer this will take You: Guess I'll have to come to you then Vik: Don't you dare You: Already coming! Hope you're naked and ready for me ;) You: I know I am Vik: I guess I can stop editing for a while... You: ;))))

Harry: You: Harry I need you Harry: What's up babe? You: I need your cock deep inside me, my fingers aren't good enough Harry: You know I'm streaming, so shut it You: Just a quick fuck? They won't even notice Harry: No You: Fine, I'll find something else to get myself off then You: I'll even do it right on the sofa where everyone can see :) Harry: Gdi fine. You've already got me hard af anyway You: I knew you wouldn't be able to resist why sweet, sweet pussy ;)   

Chris: You: You know how close I was to sucking you off during that stream? xx You: Very fucking close xx Chris: Even with Harry there? X You: Especially with Harry there ;) xx Chris: You're too kinky for me xx You: Aw we could of had a threesome :( I've always wanted two cocks deep inside of me ;) xx Chris: Maybe I don't want to share you xx You: But wouldn't you love to watch someone else fuck me? ;) xx Chris: No, the only person that can fuck you is me. No one else can have that tight pussy. It's all mine xx You: Mm I like you being protective xx Chris: Good, because when you get home I'll make sure everyone fucking knows you’re all mine xx

Callum: Callum: Yknow... You: Hm? Callum: I really can't wait to get home and be with you You: Aw babe, I can't wait too xx Callum: Just so I can spread your legs and eat that pretty pussy of yours ;) You: Really Cal? Callum: Aw  Don't you want my tongue flicking over your clit? Callum: Don't you want to be squirming in pleasure? You:  You're an ass Callum: I take that as a yes ;) You: Fuck off Cal Callum: ;))

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SDMN PREFERENCE; the group, best dancing pt. 1

ETHAN:

JJ:

JOSH:

HARRY:

SIMON:

TOBI:

VIKK:

your welcome :)

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SDMN PREFERENCE; Harry being cute

your welcome :)

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SDMN PREFERENCE; your purple hair

ETHAN;

HARRY;

JJ;

JOSH;

SIMON;

TOBI;

VIKK;

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SDMN PREFERENCE; your pink hair

ETHAN;

HARRY;

JJ;

JOSH;

SIMON;

TOBI;

VIKK;

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SDMN PREFERENCE; your blue hair

ETHAN;

HARRY;

JJ;

JOSH;

SIMON;

TOBI;

VIKK;