#sean payton

[the-football-chick]

via espn/tt

long but funny - well funny for nfl fans

[freshthoughts2020]

SHOP: GETTOTHECORNER.COM

[maturemenoftvandfilms]

Top 10 Favorite NFL Coaches

I had a request to do my favorite NFL coaches. So here it is. There are few current coaches that I like to fuck, so I'm adding some former coaches to pad this list out. To be fair, the current ones are in the top five.

#10. Sean Payton

I dunno what it is about Payton that attracts me to him. I just want him.

#9. Jon Gruden

I just took notice of Gruden only recently with his nice chest and ass. Damn shame he won't be coaching in the NFL again as I'm betting those two feature will only get better with age. Hopefully some college team will pick him up.

#8. Rex Ryan

I just love Rex as he's the best looking of Buddy Ryan's sons. How is Rex better looking than his twin brother Rob? The foot fetish thing makes him hotter and the long hair on Rob makes him less hotter. What? I hate long hair, but I'd still fuck him.

#7. Bruce Arians

Started following him when the Bucs won the super bowl. I can't believe I never notice him since then and now that he's retired, I'm kicking myself for not noticing him sooner.

#6. Wade Phillips

Wade’s got all the goods to me. Handsome, the gray hair and a thick hairy body. If he was still in the NFL laying his great D, he'd be my #1.

#5. Pete Carroll

Pete has that dad/granddad next door look, A 6' tall silverfox who takes good care of himself.

#4. Doug Pederson

Handsome, a hefty 6'3" with thick tree trunk legs, which is a fav of mine.

#3. Mike McCarthy

Handsome and thick, I see Mike as I bottom. NO ONE tell me otherwise as I just want to be up in dat ass.

#2. Andy Reid

Been a fan of Andy since he coached the Eagles and he's only got better since then.

#1. Bill Belichick

Of course Mr. Grumpy is my #1 as I do love a grumpy looking man... and tits. And Bill does have a nice pair of man tits. Plus I bet he fucks like a champ.

[kitkat2569]

[teamwilsonfamily]

adamschefter “New Broncos’ HC Sean Payton and QB Russell Wilson met up Thursday night for the first time since Payton took over as Denver’s coach. Payton and Wilson dined together - with Ciara, Joe Montana and Wheels Up CEO Kenny Dichter - at the Wheels Up Raos pop-up restaurant in Scottsdale, AZ.”

[pint4punt]

The AFC West Has Become a Reality Show:

Inside the NFL’s Most Dramatic Division

Despite 75% of the NFL still being in playoff contention, it’s become impossible to ignore the drama in the AFC West. In 2023, following these teams feels like binge watching Selling Sunset. You know it’s a shitshow, but you can’t stop watching. You just have to find out who is gonna backstab who, who’s going to hook up, and who makes the worst deal (spoiler alert that was clearly the Broncos).

Before the start of last season, we detailed how we thought this could be the most compelling division in football in our previous article ‘Are the Broncos (still) the Worst Team in the AFC West?’ (Link here) And while it hasn’t been the most competitive division in football, it has been entertaining as all hell. Today we’ll take a look at how surprisingly and uniquely dysfunctional each team from the AFC West has been this year starting with the reigning Super Bowl Champions.

Kansas Pity Chiefs

That’s right despite winning it all last season and still being in the playoff mix this year, the Chiefs look shockingly beatable in the second half of the 2023 season. Travis Kelce is going on profane rants on his podcast while his Superstar girlfriend looks like she’s writing their breakup song up in the booth. Their receivers can’t catch a ball to save their lives, Kadarius Toney almost certainly has multiple bounties on his head, and Mahomes looks the most sexually frustrated he’s been since high school.

Their consternation reached its climax after the offsides call heard round the world when Mahomes finally snapped unleashing the full breadth of his vitriol on the officials despite them clearly making the right call. After being restrained and calming down, he turned to Josh Allen to hear about how he felt they didn’t get a fair call. Allen’s dismissive reaction echoed all of America’s sentiment towards Kansas City finally not benefiting from a flag.

Mas Vegas Raiders!!!!

If you’d told Raider nation that they would have fired their ‘fertile offensive mind’ in Josh McDaniels and benched their starting Quarterback for a struggling rookie, they would have gone on a bender the likes of which only Las Vegas can facilitate while writing off another lost season (though only after celebrating McDaniels’ well-deserved termination). Instead Raiders’ fans probably think they’re experiencing deja vu watching their decorated Head Coach being replaced with a relative unknown only for the team to overcome an avalanche of adversity and go on a potential playoff run.

After seemingly everyone even loosely affiliated with the Raiders told Josh McDaniels to go fuck himself and their now interim Head Coach shit on his greatest life accomplishments in a team meeting aimed at clearing the air, Mark Davis finally appeased his fanbase and shitcanned McDaniels in even fewer games than his division rival Broncos. Davis then handed the reins over to Anthony Pierce and Jimmy G was promptly benched. It was fair to assume the team was looking to the future and punting this year.

Instead the Raiders have a winning record under Pierce with back to back impressive divisional wins over the Chiefs and Chargers, the latter of which produced 63 points for the Raiders and resulted in another Head Coach firing for:

The Lost Angeles Chargers

Rumors of Brandon Staley’s tenuous grasp on his position persisted back to his team’s embarrassment of a playoff debut in which his defense allowed a shocking 21 point comeback in the 2nd half. While he was inexplicably retained, it seemed to go without saying that this was a major prove it year for the Defensive Mastermind whose team loaded with Defensive stars couldn’t play Defense.

Kellen Moore was brought in to help Justin Herbert take the next step in his development while providing a more potent yet balanced Offensive attack. As highlighted in our previous article ‘Revenge of the Nerd’ (link here) Moore’s hiring yielded dramatic red zone improvement and produced the best year of Keenan Allen’s prolific career. Despite this, the Chargers could never shake their reputation of always finding a way to lose games. So far this year they’ve gone 1-6 in one possession games, with the one win being against the Patriots in a game which neither team scored a touchdown.

When asked if his messaging was still getting through to the team, Staley responded affirmatively stating “Yeah, otherwise you’d get blown out of the stadium”. Four days later, they got blown out of the fucking stadium by the aforementioned Raiders. As funny as the Staley saga has been to follow, the big twist in the Chargers’ drama is the rumblings of who may replace one of the worst Head Coaches in recent history…..the greatest Head Coach in history. With the Patriots and Bill Belichick rumored to finally be parting ways this offseason, it would seem that the appeal of this Chargers’ roster has caught the eye of the evil emperor himself. Belichick vs Reid twice a year? Yes please!

Denver Uh Oh’s

As dramatic as this division has been as a whole, it comes as no surprise that the team featuring a guy hated by the team he won a Super Bowl with and the guy behind Bounty Gate, would be the Jerry Springer to every other team here’s Maury. Things got spicy before the season even got underway with Sean Payton basically calling Nathaniel Hackett the worst coach in history and suggesting he kill himself.

After those comments, Payton’s squad went on to get 70 hung on them by Miami (T-2nd most in NFL history), lose to the very Coach he torched, and starting 1-5 before going on a shocking 5 game winning streak beating Josh Allen and getting their first win against the Chiefs in EIGHT years. Things were looking up until their momentum was stopped dead in its tracks with back to back prime time losses to Detroit and New England, the former of which led to Sean Payton’s now viral tongue lashing of Wilson. Despite Payton’s comments about Hackett’s tenure, his regime has been more of a media circus than an orgy between the Kardashian family and the NBA All Star Team.

And they’re ending this season with a bang as the long awaited Russell Wilson breakup is now official with this week’s announcement that Jarrett Stidham will start the rest of the season. This move is surprising on many fronts. The least controversial of which is the fact that this team is still in playoff contention with two games left. The juicier aspect of this move is the manner in which it transpired behind the scenes.

After that long-awaited victory over the Chiefs, a truly triumphant moment for a team that has struggled since Peyton Manning gave them their last championship, Broncos’ brass suggested Russell Wilson’s injury guarantee made him a giant pussy and that he should gamble his financial future on not getting hurt the rest of the year. Needless to say, Russ forced their hand and now the Broncos are back where they started before the Russ trade sans several valuable draft picks and players. That hardly seems to matter to Sean Payton, as he is clearly past the point of trying to make this marriage work. As a wise Hall of Fame Tight End recently said on Thursday Night Football: “Why is divorce expensive? Because it’s worth it!”

[othomas30]

Broncos: Mid-season update

I think after the Chiefs win, the Broncos could be trending kind of in the right direction. There is a small small chance they can make the playoffs but I am excited to see what they can do because they showed how good they can be.

[the-football-chick]

Broncos HC Sean Payton not f*ckin around with y'all this season 😲

IG: espnnfl

[theraiderramble]

Raiders vs. Broncos: Sean Payton Zeroing In On Maxx Crosby's Relentless "Motor"

New Denver Broncos head coach Sean Payton has been away from the sidelines for a while, but he’s keenly aware of the challenge he’s facing on Sunday. We’re referring to Las Vegas Raiders Pro Bowl defensive end and pass-rushing extraordinaire Maxx Crosby. Raiders vs. Broncos: Can Maxx Crosby be slowed down? Crosby, to many the face of the Raiders right now, recorded some impressive numbers against…

[timothy-kang]

Trendy News—Sean Payton's Regret

Sean Payton’s Regret Sean Payton's Regrethttps://t.co/vFu1PeCvNO— Timothy Kang (@Timothy25991343) July 28, 2023

[teamwilsonfamily]