#season 8 episode 1

[allmyandroids]

his hands make me go insane...fuck

[slopdoughnut]

What do you mean "a year later"????

[lovewillabides]

Putting these two lines from different conversations after each other? Nice.

[liopleurodean]

Season 8, Episode 1: We Need To Talk About Kevin

Not much about the road so far, except it's good music

*SpongeBob voice* one year later

Ooh, a light!

Spooky

Poor guy

Mm, I don't think so

Dean!

Whoa, hold on, Dean

Thanks, random dude!

Snatched

Fitting music

Wow, that's a long way

He looks a lot more alive now

Something's up with his arm

Oh! Lafitte, like Benny!

You okay, Dean?

Whoa

Whoa!

That's freaky

It's almost like grace

Like a freaky blister

That must be Benny

He's a vampire

And that was..?

Aw, Dean made a friend!

New title card!

Kermit. There's a town called Kermit

Doggo!!!

Ooh, a girl!

Hi Baby!

Spooky

So many places in such a short amount of time

This is familiar

Thanks, Dean

Sam. Be smart

Not when you're a Winchester!

Hugs, obviously

Good question

Sound like fun

Avoiding the question

Uh oh

I'm sorry, Dean

So, there's still a possibility

Yeah.

I believe it

He got out, I guess

Dean

I mean...

Ouch

I mean, fair

You kinda did, actually

At least he took care of Baby

Sam?

Wow. He didn't- he didn't even try?

Right

What did you expect, Sam?

Checking messages

He's gotta be starving

Dang it, Kevin

Really, Sam?

Kevin..?

Dang it, Sam!

And he doesn't have any behavioral excuses this time

A bus?

It's a lead

That makes sense

Right

Thank goodness

He learned his lesson

Or maybe not

HE LET THE DOG IN THE CAR????

Wow, they actually used real brands for once!

You okay, Dean?

Evidently not

Ooh, flashback time

That's gotta be exhausting

Dean's gonna win this fight

Good question

Interesting blade

That's not good

Benny!

Oh, Dean...

Not even close

Right, Sam

Think about that for a second

He's really not

And you just let it happen?

No, but you still have a moral obligation to help!

Yeah, I guess

Oh, tons

And what was that?

With Baby???

Obviously!

Well duh! He spent the last year in the Hunger Games!

Baskin Robbins

Did it?

Fair enough

Interesting

Um. That was... an interesting way to put that

Right...

And how does that work?

Right

Of course not

Too bad. Cas is non-negotiable

Yeah...

Adam? Last name?

Yikes

Ouch

Probably got a horrible surprise

Stereotypes

Whoa!

That was unexpected

Why are the demons after Kevin?

Doggo

Chill, Sam

That was dramatic

Aw, Sam, you shouldn't have

It's his first burger in a year!

Sam's betting getting busy with computers

Interesting

Dude. Lockpick

There we go

Yikes

A lot

Yeah

That'd be great, thanks

New haircut

Long story, I presume

Hi Crowley

Interesting

Makes sense

A lot!

So there was a Leviathan tablet, and now a Demon tablet

Oh. That's how he learned

Those are fun

That's good to know

Fair enough

Nah, he's too smart for that

Nice

Dude. You got duped

Proud Dean™

Right...

What?

Yeah, maybe

Yeah!

His little smile 😂

Something's off, though

Right, but what about later?

That's not what he means!

You already killed that one, though

Just maybe

Something like that

Does it, Sam? Your life has been pretty crap so far

One step at a time

Right...

Lots of flashbacks today

He's covered in blood

Ouch

Wow, she's coming for his throat

Uh oh, they've got company

Does that even work on demons?

Yikes

Whoa, Dean is ruthless

There we go

Crowley.

Ouch. Rowena's holed up somewhere, performing magic tricks

Unfortunately

Most likely

Poor girl

Oh Kevin...

Of course not! Who do you take him for?

He's gone

Yikes

Rip Crowley

Oh, an incorporeal demon can probably move faster than them

Oh no!

That was a jerk move, Crowley

Yay, spam callers

He's a little out of it

Yeah...

He knows how it goes

Ah, Benny

This sounds like a breakup

I like his voice

Why did they make this so erotic

Dean? You okay?

[techno-danger]

HES A DUCK!!! HES A FUCKING DUCK I KNEW THAT WAS HIS TRUE ANGEL FORM!!! I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A REGULAR BIRD AT FIRST BUT NO MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!!

DUCK LUCIFER!!!

[bbygirl-aemond]

they're gonna match each other's freaks in the worst possible way i just know it. can't wait

[fitrahgolden]

Anthony keeps taking Kate on holiday because she won't stay in bed otherwise.

[oldbutchdaniel]

have you ever seen two people more married in your entire life. please

[mrschwartz]

don't mind me, i'm just sitting here marinating in the fucking implication of that scene in the PILOT episode of house md where the patient is trying to understand a little better the doctor who's saving her life because he's cold and a jerk (and hasn't even bothered meeting her) but also works in an ultimately caring profession, and she picks up on the fact that wilson must be the closest thing house has to a friend the way he talks about him so confidently and asks him "is he your friend?" to which he answers "yeah" which is Already the opposite answer of which any of the other doctors in that hospital would give, and then she follows it up with "does he care about you?" to which wilson hesitates and goes with "eh i don't know. like he says, everybody lies" BUT THEN. she says, "well it's not what people say, it's what they do" and wilson thinks for a moment and fucking delivers the heaviest, most heartwarming answer that is "yeah. he cares about me" because fuck me if that doesn't establish not only the tone and the themes the entire fucking show would permiate for the next 8 seasons, but also what it would Culminate in 8 years down the road. shoot me

[electricpipeorgan]

If his first scene in the series hadn't immediately made me fall in love with him, then it would've been here. The perfect warmth in his face and voice (as well as just the wonderful writing & choreography for him) is just too gorgeous j-j

I had no idea this man would be so warm and adorable from just looking at his portrait in the pilot

[allmyandroids]

my favourite dilfy man ✨️

[valar-did-me-wrong]

[jackwhiteprophetic]

Guys I was just thinking about how they should have to put the entire 118 into witness protection at some point. PLEASE.

- Buck and Eddie decide their new identities are married. No one asked them to do this, it actually makes it more complicated for the scheme but also no one is surprised.

- Chim works at a vet and he has a really grumpy old cat that is his enemy. Also he keeps trying to call 911 at every point because he misses Maddie.

- Hen is works at a computer company which she originally hated, but then Karen coded a way for them to communicate with an encrypted homemade software thing.

- Buck and Eddie work in an ice cream van. The local queer kids love to come by and talk to them and Buck and Eddie, still completely oblivious, just think they're being like really good allies.

- Bobby was originally a chef but then he started to become somewhat of a local celebrity and this threatened to blow his cover... (Also he does not attempt to contact Athena because she would NOT find it amusing).

Actually this whole ordeal only lasts a day. Because they all end up blowing their cover, because Buck and Eddie go tiktok viral for Eddie's rants about Hildy, the local 911 dispatch centre get really confused and keep sending police to the vet, Hen is fired too fast and tries to smuggle a computer with a strange virus out with her, and Bobby starts getting book deals. All in a day.

Ravi was fine. But he has to be removed with them.

So the 118 are just kept in a safe house for the foreseeable future, but it's okay because Maddie, Karen, Athena (and weirdly Chris) have managed to solve the crime and such (I'll leave the copaganda story to the writers), so they can all go home.

Buck and Eddie lovingly and quickly decide they 'can't be bothered' to get unmarried due to all the paperwork, and no one has the heart to tell them it wasn't real in the first place.

[d4ydream-girl]

"no... sir" to "do you ever dream about mom?" PERCY YOURE KILLING ME

[maefansblog]

Colin carried Pen's Letters with him! 🥹😭

Tiktok @wheresjuniormint

[bbygirl-aemond]

thinking about how daemon threw tantrums and challenged viserys in public displays, making viserys think he couldn't trust him, yet always supported viserys when push came to shove. versus how aemond always carefully supported aegon in the eyes of the council, such that aegon trusted him entirely too much, only to end up being the one to betray him in the end.