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artemisbarnowl · 5 months

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When Australians have either never been to Canberra or went once for grade 6 (yes, I know, the questacon slide, it was the best) and say it sucks 😔🥺

Why are you letting obnoxious Melbournians 😤 (who think nowhere is as good as Melbourne, not even European cities) or paracalifornian Sydneysiders 😮‍💨 (who wear thongs with jeans and think everyone can and should commute 3+ hours a day) tell you how to feel?? If you're afraid of roundabouts or change that's a personal skill issue queen.

#Open your heart to earnest love for democracy (MoAD)#see 3000 dogs an hour (lake BGs golden triangle)#feel no pressure to go Out for drinks (because despite all the bars and restaurants #they're all a bit the same)#and be surrounded by nature (native bush AND manicured english gardens) on your 15 minute commute.#also even melbournians love sanduchi's sandwiches #also you want to be here for when they finally declare open season on politicians

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