#seeing that post where people earnestly believe snoop dog taught Gordon Ramsey how to chiffonade makes me irrationally angry | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

cheapcheapfaker · 1 year

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i think about that tik tok that had its rounds around here about, i believe, German vs Vietnamese hospitality? Where the German thought the dinner would be done but the Vietnamese thought the host and guest would be cooking together. And I present a third option where I’d love to help you cook dinner but if you hand me a rainbow cuisinart knife and a glass cutting board i am killing myself in your kitchen immediately except the blade is so dull i have to do it real sloppily and its going to take a while

#pride is a sin but i do be good at cooking. real good. im a very good home cook #listen. i made macarons perfect first try.#homemade no beater mayo is easy #seeing that post where people earnestly believe snoop dog taught Gordon Ramsey how to chiffonade makes me irrationally angry #i hate that fucking ‘old weird recipes’ twink for implying mayo in baking is ‘weird’#when its just already emulsified eggs and oil #if you ask me to help you cook and you hold the knife by placing a finger on top i will walk out of that kitchen. we gon get take out #its not just me being annoyed w someone w less skill #unskilled cooks in the kitchen make me anxious. lack of knife skills is dangerous.#dull knives esp. drives me nuts ‘oh i like them dull so i won’t cut myself’ oooooh my gooooood fjnadsfksdaf #JUST leARN TO CUT??? ITS SO MUCH EASIER #PUT THE BREAD KNIFE DOWN BACK AWAY FROM THE TOMATO

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