#selfship!bokuto

[bleubrri]

grocery shoppin’ baby-time fluff with bo \^o^/

before you even turn onto the aisle, you can hear your daughter squealing with laughter. bokuto is crouched in front of the cart, meticulously balancing an absurd amount of blueberry yogurt pots in his arms which she apparently finds hilarious. her heels kick back against the metal below her seat and the whole cart jolts from her excitement.

you stroll up, a poorly subdued smile etched onto your lips as your boyfriend struggles to clear the last few from the shelf.

“you realise we’re not buying all that, right?”

kotarous eyes dart up to where you’re leaning against the cart, smoothing your fingers over your baby’s hair. he pouts, yogurt tucked under his chin as he stands to face you, “it’s her favourite.”

you chuckle, reaching for one of the packs cradled in his arms. “last week her favourite was peach-mango. and the week before, she would rather throw yogurt in your face than eat it.”

bokuto counters your argument, “okay that was once, and i’ve got a feeling blueberry is the new wave. trust me on this, babe.” he grins at his little girl, babbling and waving her fists in agreement. you’re unconvinced.

you smirk, remembering empty yogurt pots littering his desk and berry flavoured kisses when he’d pick you up in the mornings. “oh yeah, whys that?”

bo puffs out his chest, strides over to your place beside the cart and confidently unloads his haul with the rest of the groceries. (which—now that you’re looking— seem to have been given a similar treatment, if the months supply of cereal boxes and apocalypse-prep level of crackers are anything to go by).

“because,” he drawls, “it’s in her blood! right, muffin?” he blinks expectantly at your daughter, who kicks her heels even more fiercely and giggles up at her daddy.

bokuto beams, scooping your little bundle of sunshine into his arms, turning to you with her perched on his hip and a smug smile on his face. “see?”

you roll your eyes playfully, reaching out to tickle the rounded tummy underneath her dungarees, “okay traitor, majority rules.” and dropping the pack that you’d swiped into the cart.

you watch with a droopy gaze as he spins her around in triumph, bubbly laughter filling the aisle and your heart squeezing in your chest. oh, you love them so much. you wonder if she’ll ever comprehend it, if he could ever understand all that he’s given you. you think you could burst into tears right here, feel your heart melt under your ribs and pool out at your fingertips right in the dairy aisle, watching bokuto babble nonsense at your baby like it’s the most important thing in the world.

he nods solemnly, leaning in to whisper, “tell mama we got the cookies she likes.”

you laugh, reaching out at the grabby hands made in your direction. “let’s get out of here before you two bankrupt us.”

~

“how could you do this to me?” bokuto whines, chin against the table and shoulders slumped in defeat.

you fight the smile that wants to emerge as you spoon the last of the yogurt into your daughters mouth. the dinner table has a pile of unopened yogurt packs in the corner, and a much larger trail of empty pots surrounding where bokuto slumps. he looks expectantly at the little girl perched in her high chair with strawberry-banana residue smeared onto her cheeks. she claps her hands and gurgles.

you make a show of wiping her down and chattering to her, “wasn’t that yummy! shall we try a new one tomorrow, hm?”

kotarou drops his forehead to the table with a resounding thud, muttering to himself, “i think i’m gonna throw up..”

even when she gets a little older and will eat most flavours without much fuss, there’s the odd pot of blueberry that remains untouched until after her dinner, when she’ll proudly deposit it in front of bokutos place and state that “daddy can eat it!”

he doesn’t have the heart to refuse her. he accepts it with vigour, “oh you treasure! thank you for sharing, baby.” and spoons down every mouthful as she watches him with glittering eyes that match his own. it’ll never fail to make you laugh when she totters off and his face drops into a groan, pushing the infernal blue pot as far away as possible.

[satorisoup]

I HAVE NEVER FELL IN LOVE AND CREATED A SELFSHIP WITH SOMEONE SO FAST >//< ume… my beloved bokuto coded man <3 you are the one for me :3

[kajibunny]

EEEK hai mii !! (っ⸝⸝⸝ <) i hope this is oki, but you & kaji are just the absolute cutest, so i had to doodle you two !! ^_^

teehee !! kajimii foreva !! >//< you two are absolutely precious, my new otp !! <3 m’ sending you soso much love along wif this little gift for yous, MWUAH !! :3

linkiedink for better quality !! 🍓

LENE?!?!?!??! OMGASDHBCNJDNSNSNSNS KAJI??!? AND ME ?!?!? i am so absolutely honored and this is THE CUTEST THING EVER EVER!!??!?????

the lil blushies?!?!? the cherry hairclip?!?!?!?!?! kaji looking like a precious angel?!,! the lollipop and the kiss???? the pink and green bubbles?!?!??!?!,! the beautiful pastel colors?!?!?!!, your super lovely art style!??!!,!,,! THIS IS EVERYTHING TO MEEEEEE ♥︎

NO WORDS CAN EVER DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR ART WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL!!!!!!!!!! ଘ(੭˃ᴗ˂)੭₊˚⊹♡ you are so immensely talented!!!! thank you thank you so much for this wonderful gift!!! YOU MADE ME SOOOO HAPPYYYYY ₊ ⊹✧˖°.

love always and forever and ever,

✿ mii ✿

[kozuwhore]

[taylersketches]

@mrs-kurooo thank you so much for getting one of my birthday commissions! You and Bokuto make the cutest couple 💕

[peachsukii]

Please, tell me, what activity do you and beau do on Saturday afternoon? Or on a rainy day inside??

Hiya Patchy! 💜 I hope you’re having a lovely day. 🥰

If it’s a Saturday night and we both happen to have the night off and it’s been awhile, Katsuki is itching to have a nice dinner and go out for the night. Sometimes it’s the most expensive place in town, others it’s our favorite bar. If it's a rain Saturday? That means movie day!! I have to convince Kats to order in instead of cooking (because he literally cooks every day of the week) to spoil ourselves.

[bokutizer]

want to sit on bokuto's lap and suck on his tongue. he's the worst person with whom you could possibly try slow make out sessions because this man has no patience. he's weak. tongue kisses make him weak. neck kisses make him weak. feeling you breathe and moan against his lips makes him weak. don't let yourself get fooled by his big stature, his broad shoulders, his back muscles.. bokuto koutarou. is. weak.

[akaripng]

I'm officially a senior now and i came home to Bokuto blasting a confetti popper thing in my face 😊

[blossomkoushi]

the dinner scene in lady and the tramp is so me and bo

[nkogneatho]

*screams* paaasi! Can we take a moment and talk about seggsy time big BIG beefy men?? >///< (like Toji ,or Taiju or any big chonky man)

𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐅𝐄𝐃 𝐔𝐏 𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀

#mlist #selfship commissions #liawot

—a/n: OH YOU KNOW I LIKE MY MEN BEEFED UP SJSKSDJSDHJSSJSJ. OKAY HERE WE GO

—cw: gn!reader, really rough sex but they are softie for you, mating-press, full-nelson, giving head, gagging, throat fucking, cumming on face, dirty talking, nickname(cocksleeve)

— Toji, Sukuna, Reiner, Uzui, Barou, Bokuto, Taiju, Yami, Shunsui, All might.

Big Beefy Men who know they are so fucking big and take pride in it. They will act as if they don't have that big dick because they would like to hear you moaning and complaining how you are struggling to take it in.

Big Beefy Men who can anytime just pick you up and fuck you into oblivion, as there cock digs deep inside you, as the skin vigorously slaps when they slam you down.

Big Beefy Men who pick you up by the waist, place both your thighs on each of their shoulder, and eat you out in the air because you told them you're insecure about your weight.

Big Beefy Men who put all the heavy weight of their thighs on you when they fuck you in mating press, so you can really feel how bad they want to devour you. How deep they want to go

Big Beefy Men who have big boobs and let you lick it, maybe even suck it as you ride them. They were flustered at the first time but now just have the biggest smile when they see how much you enjoy it.

Big Beefy Men who love to see the sight ouf your pretty face, when your mouth tries to fit their big cock, but all you can take it was half so now your cute lips are set just past their head.

But

Big Beefy Men who also grab a fistful of your hair and guide you until it reaches your throat and has you gagging with tears brimming your cheeks. They still love you. However, you look so so sooo fucking cute with your tearful eyes and their fat meat in your mouth, with a drool stained face. Oh they love to cum all over that pretty face and make more mess.

Big Beefy Men who are literally sculpted and made for Full Nelson. They can easily take your weight, as you watch their big cock going in and out in you. It so lewd. So nasty. And it turns you on. So they goe ahead and embarrass you more with whispering "Oh this turns you on, doesn't it? Fuck! Look at you not even looking away for a sec. You like being my cocksleeve, don't you, baby? Baby, you're so fucking dirty."

At last,

Big Beefy Men who take care of you after a really rough night and threaten your boss to give you a three holiday so you can get plenty of rest while they cook you nice meals, shower you with kisses and cuddles, not letting you touch any chore

[ghostlygeto]

pairing: osamu miya x f!reader

warnings: stepdad!osamu (kind of?), establish relationship w osamu, best friend/baby daddy!bokuto, 5 year old daughter, use of the word “mommy” and “daddy but from an actual baby child, this is incredibly self indulgent. 100% selfship content, not proof read don’t look at me

wc: 1k somehow lol

you and osamu had been together six months before you finally introduced him to your daughter, mayumi. it took you another four months before you really started letting them interact together, afraid that she’d grow attached to him and something would happen, leaving her confused and heartbroken.

that however was almost a year and a half ago. now it was rare to find her anywhere other than attached to osamu’s hip, begging to go to “osa’giri” as she adorably called osamu’s restaurant. and if you weren’t there keeping him company while he worked you were at either of your apartments. you were almost convinced she liked him more than she liked you at this point.

today was no different, the three of you sitting in your apartment. mayumi being five, she was constantly running in the room, looking between you and osamu before rushing back into her bedroom to do god knows what. it made the two of you laugh each time, placing little bets back and forth as to what she was doing. it didn’t take long for her to run in for the final time with two pieces of paper in her small hands.

she handed you and osamu each a piece of paper, both being drawings of the three of you in messy crayon.

you watched the way osamu’s eyes lit up, like she had just handed him the most priceless piece of art in the world, large smile painted on his face. “this fer me, umi?” his use of her nickname made your heart swell, watching mayumi carefully as she nodded her head.

“mm!” she beamed, pointing at the picture in his hand, “made one for mommy’s fridge, wanted to make one for daddy’s, too!”

both you and osamu had completely frozen at her words, sharing a look between each other. the two of you never talked about whether or not mayumi would call him any variation of dad, you were worried he’d be against the idea while he was worried he’d be overstepping if he asked.

even at five, mayumi was a smart girl. she caught the way both of your faces stopped and looked at each other, even after you quickly corrected yourselves and thanked her for the drawing. she ran back into her room, you didn’t miss the way her big eyes filled up with tears right before.

“i’m gonna go talk to her,” you set the paper down on the table and followed your daughter into her room, where she sat on the floor crying. “mayumi, baby, what’s wrong? i promise ‘samu and i loved your drawing-”

“am i in trouble for calling osa daddy?” she asked, latching herself onto your shoulder as soon as you sat next to her, “i don’t want you or daddy to be mad at me, it was an accident, i swear!”

“mad at you?” you pulled her away to look in her eyes, wiping the tears from her cheeks. “baby, daddy and i would never be mad at your for an accident. you just caught ‘samu and i off guard. if you feel like you want to call him that, we’ll talk to your dad okay?” you rubbed your hand on her back, hugging her tightly. you waited until she settled down and stopped crying to ask if she wanted to be alone, giving her a kiss on the forehead and saying a small goodbye before walking back out to osamu.

you didn’t let it show to her, but you were very nervous about what he’d have to say. it couldn’t be anything horrible, he’s the one that introduced you and osamu in the first place. but still, that didn’t mean he’d want to share the title of dad.

“what was wrong?” osamu asked, nervously running his hands over his thighs. he loved mayumi like his own daughter, no matter how long he had known the little girl. she was his whole world, and seeing her cry made his heart ache, “was everything okay?”

“she was worried she’d be in trouble for calling you daddy,” you told him, “she said she didn’t want bo or i to be mad at her for it.” your heart hurt recounting her words, her little golden eyes full of tears. she looked just like her father sometimes, and crying was included in those times. “i told her that she wasn’t, but i think it’s about time you and i have that conversation with him.”

osamu felt like his heart was going to burst. of course he would be thrilled if mayumi wanted to call him some variation of dad. but he was worried bokuto would be less than thrilled about it. she’s his baby, afterall, osamu wasn’t sure he’d want his daughter to call another man dad, either. “d’ya think he’s free right now?”

bonus moment !

“bokuto are you crying right now?” you asked, squinting your eyes at your phone screen. he could try to lie, but you knew your best friend like the back of your hand. he was definitely holding back tears, “if you’re not okay with it, i’ll find a way to explain to umi that-”

“that’s not it,” bokuto sniffled, smiling at you through the phone while wiping some of the tears away from his eyes, “she can call him whatever she wants. i’m just happy she’s got someone else to be there for her like that y’know? i know i can’t there for her as much as i want to be. i’m thankful osamu will be able to be that for her where i can’t be,”

osamu looked away from the camera, trying to hold back tears of his own. it meant a lot to get bokuto’s approval of something like this. “thank you, bokuto. promise i’ll take real good care of her. of both of them.”

“you better,” boktuo sniffled another time, “those are my girls. most important people in my life.”

you were too busy wiping away your tears (this was a big moment for all of you, tears are expected okay) to see the way osamu looked over at you, but bokuto saw the whole thing.

“they’re mine, too, bokuto. won’t let anything happen to them.”

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[daryascurse]

GRR!! HELO!!! IM HERE W ☕💘🎞️ <33

🥹👐🏼 WELLLL WELL okay.. i'm going to talk Bokuto because i have been fondly thinking of him recently...

☕️: What are the most common plots of shipping fics between you and your f/o?

ooh well.. i see our ship as very friendly-romantic. like, best friends who then fell in love.. so, i think there would be a lot of romantic tropes along the lines of "who fell first / who fell harder" speculation (the real answer is that i fell first and he fell harder). also, when challengers came out, there were challenger-au fics with akaashi involved 🙊 (the ones that put kuroo in are better though..).

💘: Why would people love your ship? Why would people dislike your ship? How might it start debates?

since we're still like Best friends first and foremost, i think people love seeing our friendship and partnership - we graduated together etc. and those scenes in the future montages are very beautiful :3 there's like, a mild minority of people who have the whole "grr distracting from his Craft!" mentality about it but it's fine.

but also there's a few panels showing that i dress him for game days and people ferociously debate the drip or drown of each pre-game pic going to the locker room (also idk if they do that in volleyball but they do now in my mind).

🎞️: What ‘canon’ scenes would the fandom point to as evidence for the validity of your ship?

mmm any time that we have good banter together, and the quotes are great fic titles, especially being more dramatic out of context for the more serious fics. but i think mostly there's these like, little scenes or background glimpses where you see us just hanging out.. standing together looking at someone's phone; sitting leaning heads on each other on the first train at 4am; us in sunglasses running into a coffee shop... innocent and friendly context enough but still Speculative!

selfship canon ask game!

[satorisoup]

[kozuwhore]

"do you think you'd kill for me one day?"

"yes, of course i would, my darling"

↳ literally all of my selfships

[lexisism]

OMG OMG IF YOU DO WATCH HQ TELL ME TOUR FAVES PLS PLS um predictions: i think you might lev from nekoma! you also seem like a sugawara person (pls pls pls we fawn together if you do)

oooh… i think you’d have a love hate relationship with tsukishima (i do too i love him and want to punt him like a football all the same.) he reminds me of ratio but. meaner and with a bit more outward snark.

uhh maybe oikawa? he’s someone i can’t really say you’d fall for immediately but i think he’d grown on you tbh. bokuto is similar i think he’d grow on you eventually as someone you’d be friends with but idk about liking him or not. he’s silly though!! akaashi for sure tbh bc of your selfship with ratio. i love akaashi… another one we can fans over together like.

if you end up liking tsuki, sugawara, and akaashi pls rant to me about them and fawn over them with me omg i love those three and kuroo- OH RIGHT KUROO UM i think hit or miss. i don’t think he’s really your type tbh??? but if you do heheheheheh

oh this is so fun! i’ve never seen either of the top 2 😓 im sorry love DJJSJSJS . tsukishima ??? i’m certain i’ve heard of him from my friend and it doesn’t seem like i’d like him a lot tbh 💀🙏

what im gathering is not like -> like with oikawa LMAOOOO okok, i’ll keep that in mind 👍 is bokuto the owl dude i see people talking about/gen 😭 cuz if so thats all i know SJSJSJSJ ! akaashi doesnt sound familiar but i’ll keep that in mind!

also uncertainty for kuroo it seems icic TY FOR THE INSIGHT

[akaripng]

— [˚ʚ♡ɞ˚] selfships

a/n: all my self inserts have the same name except for my genshin impact one, though they all have different backstories as they're from different fandoms. That being said each AU is different depending on the romantic f/o but the platonic ones stay platonic

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